Kinds of Kindness (2024)

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Kinds of Kindness (2024)

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["Sweet Dreams

[Are Made of This]"

by Eurythmics plays]

Sweet dreams

are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

and the seven seas

Everybody's looking

for something

Some of them

want to use you

Some of them

want to get used by you

Some of them

want to abuse you

Some of them

want to be abused

Hey, yeah, yeah

[vocalizing]

Sweet dreams

are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

and the seven seas

[song continues faintly

over car stereo]

-[song stops]

-[car door opens]

[car door closes]

[knocking on door]

[Vivian] Come on in.

Yes, he just arrived.

-[door locks]

-[footsteps approaching]

He is wearing beige pants,

brown leather derby lace ups,

a white shirt

with what must be

his initials on it.

B.M.F.?

No, I'm sorry, R.M.F.

No, I'm not short-sighted,

Raymond, it's just that

the R is badly embroidered

and it looks like a B.

No, his shirt's ironed

just fine.

Would you like me

to take a photo

and send it for you to see?

[camera shutter clicks]

Yes, I told you, it's fine.

Okay. Okay.

Raymond,

the note that you left me

this morning was perfect.

I'm going to water the plants

and then...

I think I might practice

playing the song on the piano.

It's been so long since I last

practiced playing the piano.

[uneasy piano music playing]

[car screeching]

[gearshift clicks]

[engine revving]

[tires screech]

[engine hissing]

[car alarm beeping]

["Sweet Dreams"

playing over car stereo]

[breathing heavily]

[siren wailing]

Does it hurt anywhere else?

My arm hurts.

Probably broken.

I think you should take me

to the nearest hospital

right away.

I... I should definitely be

examined by a doctor.

It's probably best

they keep me in

for a few days

for observation.

There might be some sort of

internal bleeding

or something.

Don't worry,

they'll check you for

everything at the hospital.

[Robert groans]

[uneasy piano music playing]

[keys jangling]

[switch clicks]

[uneasy piano music

continues]

[trash bin lid opens, closes]

[Sarah breathing deeply]

Good morning, darling.

[Sarah] Good morning.

You got in late last night.

Sorry, I was asleep

before 11:00.

[Robert] It's fine.

I got held up at the office,

that's why I was late.

[Sarah] Hmm.

What happened

to your forehead?

It's nothing.

There was an accident

on the drive home last night,

but it's nothing serious.

What do you mean?

Shouldn't you see a doctor?

I went by the hospital

last night,

but they assured me

it's nothing that, um...

They just gave me

some tranquilizers.

[Sarah] Robert,

you should've called.

You went to the hospital

on your own?

[Robert] It was nothing.

There's no need to worry.

Raymond sent it yesterday.

He is such a sweet man.

I don't know how

we can ever repay him

after everything

he's done for us.

A genuine smashed

McEnroe racket from 1984.

It must have cost him

a fortune.

Isn't it wonderful, Robert?

Yes, it's wonderful.

Give Raymond a kiss for me.

I'll give him a call, too.

I rang him just now,

but he didn't pick up

and I didn't want

to call again right away,

in case I woke him.

Sure, I'll do that.

Tell him it's the nicest thing

he's ever given us.

I'll tell him.

[Robert] "Tomorrow, Wednesday,

wake-up time, 0700 hours.

"Outfit, black monk

strap shoes,

"blue suit,

white shirt and tie.

"Lunch, beef burger,

vanilla milkshake.

"Dinner, linguine Bolognese,

potatoes au gratin...

"chocolate mousse

with almonds and berries.

"At 2300 hours,

"drink one glass of whiskey,

"Johnnie Walker Red

on the rocks.

"Read Anna Karenina till 2330.

"No sexual intercourse.

Have a nice day, R."

-[shredder whirring]

-[telephone ringing]

Hello.

[Louise over phone]

Good morning, Robert.

Good morning, Louise.

[Louise] Mr. Frischmann wants

to see you in his office.

Three o'clock, in his office.

[Robert] Uh,

I might need to pass by

the construction site

this afternoon.

I might not make it

back in time.

[Louise] If I were you,

I wouldn't pass by

the construction site

this afternoon.

Mr. Frischmann wants to

see you in his office at 3:00.

[Robert] All right,

then, Louise.

Thank you. Bye.

[hangs up phone]

Hi. Can I go in,

or is he busy?

He's just on the phone.

Won't be long.

[Louise] Have I ever shown you

my son?

No.

He's adorable.

-Isn't he?

-He really is.

[Louise] Aren't you and Sarah

thinking of having children?

Sarah can't have children.

She has this issue

with her ovaries.

[Louise] Sorry, I had no idea.

That's all right.

[keyboard clacking]

Good afternoon, Robert.

Don't just stand there,

sit down.

Were you waiting long?

No, 15 minutes or so.

[Raymond] Hey,

your hair's nice like that.

Don't get it cut,

let it grow a little longer.

And you've lost more weight,

I think.

Skinny men are the most

ridiculous thing there is.

We've gone over this before,

you must put on a few pounds.

I told you that last time.

-But I have.

-You most certainly have not.

You're even skinnier now.

We'll have to take

another look

at your eating plan

for the week.

Did you read Anna Karenina?

I'm just finishing it off.

There's a few pages left.

Sit.

Will you have something

to drink?

I would love a vodka.

I will be joining you

after all,

for, uh, your trip to Munich.

I reckon I can make it.

They won't need me

at the construction site here

next week anyway.

Sarah might be joining us too.

If you don't mind, that is.

Also, maybe

she told you already,

but she loved the racket.

Said it was the best gift

you've ever given us.

[Raymond] That's great.

You know what?

I didn't pour you a vodka.

I think a whiskey now

would be much better.

Yes, right,

a whiskey is much better.

Raymond,

I'm sorry about yesterday.

Truly sorry.

What did you do today?

I woke up at 7:30, showered,

didn't wash my hair,

and then drank my juice.

-Orange and lemon?

-Orange and lemon.

Did you and Sarah

f*ck this morning?

At 8:30,

right after breakfast.

Very good.

I spoke with Sarah

an hour ago.

And yes, she did say

she liked the gift very much.

Yes, she said

it was the nicest thing

you've ever given us.

She liked it

more than Ayrton Senna's

-scorched racing helmet?

-Oh, much more.

-Thank you so much.

-Oh, no, thank you.

You deserve all these things.

It's the least I can do.

Raymond...

sorry again about yesterday.

I don't know what went wrong.

I should have

been hospitalized.

The doctor just couldn't

be trusted, he must...

The doctor who saw you

is excellent,

he's a friend of mine.

And I spoke with him earlier

and he said

that there was really no need

to have you hospitalized

for a scratch

on your forehead.

My back hurts.

Here and here.

Robert, listen.

It doesn't matter.

These things happen.

And anyway...

I'm going to give you

a chance to make it up to me.

We're going to

repeat the crash

two days from now,

and this time

you can do it right.

Same place, same time,

same midnight blue BMW.

Ram into him at a higher speed

and everything will be fine.

I can't crash

any faster, Raymond.

Robert...

in two days,

it'll be happening again,

and you'll see to it

that you're driving faster.

[uneasy piano music playing]

-I don't think I can do that.

-Really now, Robert...

I don't have time for this.

You have two hours

to think it over.

Go to Cheval, sit at the bar.

Ask them

to bring you a drink,

something nonalcoholic

so it doesn't

cloud your judgment.

Then come by my house tonight

and let me know

what you've decided.

Good evening, sir.

Good evening.

[dissonant

piano music continues]

What can I get you?

I'd like a double

Johnnie Walker Red

on the rocks, please.

Just kidding.

A Virgin Mary, please.

[Barman] Right away, sir.

[Robert] That was quick.

Enjoy.

[sips]

[knock on door]

Hey, Robert.

Sorry, Robert. Vivian and I

were just having

a very interesting

conversation about palm trees,

so I'll be with you

in just a moment.

Uh, so,

tell me about that weevil.

Yes. So...

there's this weevil

that's destroying them.

It's carried on the wind.

So, it has wings?

Or it's very light,

I don't know.

And it only att*cks

palm trees.

And so now...

it's illegal to buy or sell

palm trees

in various places

across Europe and Africa.

Which means that you can't

just walk into a nursery

and buy a palm tree,

because they're banned

because of this weevil.

So, now they're bought

and sold on the black market.

And this weevil

only att*cks palm trees?

Yes. Only palm trees.

Okay.

That is really amazing.

[chuckles]

I'll leave you two

alone now.

Amazing, eh?

-[Robert] Really amazing.

-Huh.

Right then, Robert.

I'm all ears.

Yes.

Raymond, I've given this

a lot of thought,

and I can't do

what you're asking me to do.

Again. You come in

and sit down there

before you speak.

-Raymond.

-I want you to come in

and sit down there

before you speak. Vivian.

I'll leave you two alone now.

-Raymond, I've thought...

-[Raymond] And, actually,

it was better when you said it

standing up, so...

go out and come back in.

Do it by yourself.

Without Vivian.

[Robert] Raymond, please.

[sighs]

Raymond, I can't do

what you asked me to do.

I'm sorry.

Anything else you want, yes.

But that one thing,

it's just too frightening.

If I crash any faster...

the other driver

might be k*lled.

Yes.

I know

what might happen, Robert.

And the driver

of the other vehicle

is fine with losing his life,

he's agreed to it in fact,

so there's really no

need for you

to worry about that. If you...

really don't want to

disappoint me...

that is, Robert.

If you truly love me, I mean.

What you're asking,

it's too much.

I love you, Raymond,

I love you.

But this is too much.

No, no, no.

You don't love me at all.

I can feel it.

This isn't love.

I don't know what it is,

but it's clearly not love.

But, no matter.

I knew this day would come.

It's fine.

Ten years it lasted.

[chuckles softly]

That's not nothing.

The truth is...

I expected you

to tire of it all far sooner.

[Robert] Can I just

say something?

This doesn't have

anything to do with love.

Right then, Robert,

you're free now.

You can go on your way.

Tonight,

tomorrow, and every day

from now on, you're free to

sleep whenever you like,

f*ck whenever you like.

Have however many children

you like.

Wear whatever socks you like.

Raymond, please.

I never denied you anything.

Even when you asked me...

told me not to have

any children.

I wasn't happy about it,

but I didn't say a word.

Ask me for anything else

you want and I'll do it.

[chuckles nervously]

But I can't be responsible

for another man's death.

I'm tired, Robert.

You don't have to give me

anything back.

You can stay in the house

you've been living in

and keep the car of course.

Goodbye, Robert.

[dramatic piano music

playing]

[door opens, creaking]

[door continues creaking]

[slippers rustling]

[dramatic piano music

playing]

[Robert] They took the racket.

What did you say?

Raymond came in

during the night

while we were sleeping

and took the racket.

[Sarah chuckles softly]

[Sarah] That's so strange.

Who could have

taken the racket?

The alarm didn't go off.

I'm calling the police.

Raymond knows

the code, darling.

[uneasy music playing]

To be precise,

he picked the code

out himself.

You didn't know that.

1962. The year he was born.

And there's more.

The two of us are together

because that's what

he decided.

[uneasy music continues]

That night in Cheval,

he picked you out for me.

He saw you

sitting there on your own

and he told me to go over

and flirt with you.

I liked you a lot too...

don't get me wrong,

but he made me do it.

He suggested I make it

seem like an accident,

told me to pretend I'd hurt

my hand to get us talking.

The notes in the flowers

I sent you, he wrote those.

He picked out this house,

these stools,

-he picked out this robe...

-Robert,

you need to be

heading to the office.

[Robert] I'm not done yet.

There's one last thing.

I never told you this before.

And it's terrible...

what I'm about to tell you,

I know that...

but you need to hear it.

The reason we never

managed to have a child

all these years,

is not because you couldn't.

It's because...

it's because

Raymond was secretly

paying doctors

to mess things up.

Those weren't miscarriages,

Sarah, they were ab*rtion.

[uneasy music intensifies]

[music stops]

[line beeps]

[operator] The wireless

customer you called

is not available at this time.

[ominous music playing]

Sarah.

[footsteps receding]

Sarah.

[door slides]

[door slides]

[line beeps]

[operator]

The wireless customer

you called is not available...

[Will] Okay, safely.

Safely. Safely.

-Remember, it's not a race.

-[whistle blows]

All right. Great job.

Kick. Don't forget to kick.

Very good. Very good.

All right.

Yeah, get your kickboard

if you need it.

Robert, I haven't seen you

in so long.

Have you lost weight?

Will, is Sarah around?

Sarah quit. This morning.

Over the phone too.

Ah, she quit.

She did tell me

she was planning to,

but I've had so much work

recently, Will,

you can't imagine

how much work,

and I forgot all about it.

I did ask

if it was health-related,

but she said no.

I just, I hope

it's nothing serious.

No, no, she just

tired herself out lately,

that's all.

[Will] I'm sure you'll have

a great time in Munich.

Why don't you stay there

a few extra days?

I'm sure things will be better

when you get back.

When are you flying out?

In a couple of days.

[thumping at door]

-[Vivian] Robert.

-Where is my wife?

[door closes]

Raymond isn't here right now,

and I'm getting ready

to head out myself.

Then I'll wait for him

to get back. Sarah!

He left for Germany.

Is my wife with him?

Did they go together?

Robert, get out.

Are the three of you

f*cking maybe?

Get out of my house

right now

or I will call Raymond

and you will rue the day

that you ever set

foot in here.

I suggest,

you run back home

to your mom and dad,

while you still can.

Because getting f*cked

by an old man like Raymond,

you deserve better than that.

Getting f*cked by an old man

like Raymond

is, however,

exactly what you deserve.

You're pathetic.

Get out of my sight.

[inhales sharply]

Good evening.

[Robert] This here is

Ayrton Senna's helmet.

The blue and green

stripes symbolized

speed and aggression,

whereas the yellow all over

symbolized youth.

[uneasy piano music playing]

[man] Mmm.

What was it

the yellow symbolized?

Youth.

[egg sizzles]

[Robert] These are the shoes

worn by Michael Jordan,

in the game against

the Washington b*ll*ts in '84

when he led the Bulls

to a home win by 16 points.

Hmm. $10,000.

For what?

For everything.

[Robert] You can't be serious.

That ping pong ball alone

is worth $5,000.

[camera shutter clicks]

[man] $12,000.

$20,000 at least.

$12,000.

Yes, good morning.

Uh, can I speak

with Mr. Smith please?

It's Robert Fletcher.

Thank you.

Mr. Smith, I would like to

see you if I can.

I'd like to speak with you.

Yes.

No, no, tomorrow's fine.

Should I come by your office?

In the afternoon sometime?

Yes, that's perfect.

Raymond?

Raymond's well.

He's in Germany,

on a business trip.

[cell phone beeps]

[Robert] Sarah, I'm worried.

Please call to let me know

you're okay.

And I have some good news.

I'm meeting with

Edward Smith tomorrow.

You know how much

he wants me to work for him.

He'll go nuts

when I tell him I'm available.

Please, Sarah, come home.

I miss you.

I know you miss me too.

I'm sorry if I upset you.

I love you very much.

Okay. Bye.

[eerie piano music playing]

Excuse me, do you know

if Mr. Smith will be long?

I'm not sure, Mr. Fletcher.

I don't imagine so.

He's in his office?

No, he's out.

But he knows I'm here,

right? [chuckles]

He's well aware of all

the appointments he has today.

Don't you worry about that.

[Robert] Is that

cute little boy

your son?

[chuckles softly] My grandson.

[Robert] I don't have

any children.

My wife had this issue,

you see,

but she's all better now

and we're thinking

of having one.

That's great.

[telephone ringing]

[secretary] Hello.

Yes. Of course.

Hmm. Mr. Fletcher,

I just spoke with Mr. Smith.

And?

Unfortunately

something came up

and he won't be

coming by the office today.

But we will be in touch

to arrange a new appointment.

[inhales deeply] Right.

How about I call you tomorrow?

We'll be in touch.

[pleasant piano music

playing]

[playing piano]

[Barman] Are you ready

to order, sir?

Um, I don't know.

I can't decide.

I know I'm not hungry.

[Barman] That's fine, sir.

How about something to drink?

Yes.

There's a wine list

on the back.

I'll have the...

Could you recommend me

a wine?

White? Red?

Whatever's best.

I mean, whatever you think.

I recommend a white Chardonnay

from New Zealand.

Perfect.

-[glass clinking]

-[wine trickling]

[piano continues playing]

[toilet flushing]

[footsteps thudding]

[groans]

I slipped and hurt my hand.

I guess someone must've

spilled water on the floor.

It's probably just a sprain.

[groans]

[unsettling music playing]

[pants]

[cries]

[uneasy piano music playing]

[engine starts]

[car screeching]

Good morning, Raymond.

Can I have just five minutes

of your time, please?

I'm afraid not.

Raymond, please.

I want to say I'm sorry.

I regret what I did,

it was totally unacceptable,

you have every right

to be angry.

Please forgive me.

I made a mistake.

I... I made a mistake.

I'm already running late.

I think the best thing

for you

is to go home

and calm yourself down.

I don't want to go home.

[eerie piano music

continues]

[car screeching]

[engine stops]

Good morning, Raymond.

Can I have just five minutes

of your time, please?

I'm afraid not.

Raymond.

Please, I had

a horrible dream

last night

and that's all

I've been seeing

in my sleep lately.

I want to say I'm sorry.

I regret what I did.

It was totally unacceptable

and you have every right

to be angry,

but please forgive me.

I made a mistake.

I'm already running late.

I think it's best you go home

and calm yourself down.

I don't want to go home,

Raymond. Can I come up

-to your office, please?

-No, you cannot.

I want to go up

to your office.

I think I made myself clear

the other day.

What you're doing now

is completely ridiculous.

Just go.

Before you

humiliate yourself

any more

than you already have.

It's for your own good.

Good morning.

Raymond, I'll do

whatever you tell me.

I'll never object

to anything ever again.

I've even started

gaining weight.

You can't imagine

how much I've been eating.

I ate two burgers

and drank two milkshakes

just now

and I finished reading

Anna Karenina.

You were right.

It really was beautiful.

There were two moments

where I cried.

Go f*ck yourself, Robert.

[male chorus

vocalizing ominously]

Yes, sir.

[Robert] Two double

Johnnie Walker Reds

on the rocks, please.

-[music stops]

-[wine trickling]

[bottles clinking]

[glass clinking]

[female chorus

vocalizing ominously]

[vocalizing intensifies]

[vocalizing stops]

[glass thuds]

[male chorus

vocalizing ominously]

[vocalizing stops]

[door closes]

[female chorus

vocalizing ominously]

[vocalizing intensifies]

[groans]

-Hi.

-Hi, Rita.

Thank you so much.

No, no,

I wanted to thank you

for everything.

How's the foot?

[groans]

Are you all right?

Are you hurt?

[trembling] Just a lil...

a little.

A little?

I missed that step.

I didn't see it.

What step?

There's a step

in the men's bathroom.

Should I get you some ice?

No, don't worry.

It's nothing.

I wouldn't want

to trouble you.

Thank you so much, though.

You're very kind.

That doesn't look

like nothing.

Are you here with anyone?

No, it's just me.

[Robert] I have this

exact same car.

[Rita] Really?

[Robert] What are the chances?

It hurts more now.

Well, hang in there.

We're only five minutes away.

Have I seen you

somewhere before?

Are you at that bar

and restaurant often?

No, that was

my first time there.

[suspenseful music playing]

Are you an architect

by any chance?

[Rita] No, I work

at an opticians downtown.

I'm Rita Fanning.

Robert Fletcher.

I know I've got

a lot of nerve,

what with you

taking me to the hospital

yesterday and all, but I have

one more favor to ask.

Sure, what is it?

I want to take you out

for dinner one night.

It's the least I can do

and it would make me

very happy.

-If it's not a chore.

-I'd like that.

It would be my pleasure.

-Really?

-Of course.

Tomorrow evening?

Tomorrow evening.

[doorbell rings]

[doorbell ringing]

[clears throat]

Rita, it's Robert.

Um, I hope you're okay.

I'm outside your house

right now.

[uneasy piano music playing]

[Robert] I guess you

forgot about tonight.

Call me when you can.

Have a nice night.

[cell phone buzzes]

[people talking indistinctly]

[male chorus

vocalizing ominously]

[door opens]

[female chorus

vocalizing ominously]

[Rita] Come in.

Hi, Rita.

Hi.

What happened?

How are you?

I'm a little worse

than you were

that day at the restaurant.

I'm sorry

about the other night.

There's no need to apologize.

What happened?

I was driving home

from work and

I crashed into

another vehicle at

an intersection and...

I don't remember

anything after that.

I woke up and I was here.

What kind of vehicle was it?

A blue BMW I think.

[uneasy piano music playing]

What about the other driver?

The other driver was a man.

I don't know,

after a certain point

I don't remember a thing.

I mean, is he alive?

He's in pretty bad shape

from what I've heard,

but yes, he's alive.

That's fortunate.

I can't believe

this happened to you.

Are you in pain?

My shoulder hurts a little.

And to be honest,

my whole body does.

Would you like me to

call someone for you or

-can I get you anything?

-No, that's fine.

Actually, could you help me

use the bathroom?

Of course.

[sighs]

[Rita] Thank you.

[uneasy piano music

continues]

Gorgeous flowers.

Aren't they?

They're from some

friends of mine.

They actually left

just before you arrived.

I'm so happy to see you.

Hmm.

I brought you a book

to help you pass the time.

[Rita] Thank you so much.

[Robert] Have you read it?

[Rita] Yes.

Just recently, in fact.

It's amazing.

I cried half the time.

I'll bring you

some other book then.

No, leave it with me,

I'll read it again.

No, I'll bring you

another book.

Well, I have to go.

They're expecting me

back at the office.

Uh, I'll come

visit again tomorrow.

Thanks for coming.

[eerie piano music

continues]

[eerie piano music

continues]

[music stops]

[footsteps approaching]

[unsettling music playing]

[wheelchair rattling]

Excuse me.

Could you do me

a favor, please?

[man] Sure.

Could you help me

get to the men's room?

I banged my foot

and it really hurts.

Thank you so much.

[exhales]

[groans softly]

Easy, easy.

Right here, sir.

[footsteps receding]

[male chorus

vocalizing ominously]

[EKG beeping]

[female chorus

vocalizing ominously]

[Velcro ripping]

[vocalizing intensifies]

[machine beeping]

[flatlining]

-[digital beep]

-[indistinct announcement]

[uneasy music playing]

[engine starts]

[engine revs]

[sinister

operatic music playing]

[footsteps running]

[gasping]

[crying]

[gasping]

[Robert] I did it. I did it.

[cries]

I did good.

[panting]

[Raymond breathes deeply]

Vivian...

didn't I tell you

that this young man here

would not disappoint me?

-You sure did, Raymond.

-[chuckles softly]

[Raymond breathes deeply]

[footsteps receding]

[piano notes playing]

[Vivian]

I know your eyes

in the morning sun

I feel you touch me

in the pouring rain

And the moment

that you wander far from me

I want to feel you

in my arms again

And you come to me

on a summer's breeze

Keep me warm

in your arms...

Then you softly leave

And it's me

you need to show

How deep is your love?

How deep is your love?

How deep is your love?

I really need to learn

'Cause we're living

in a world of fools

Breaking us...

[cereal clattering]

[milk splashing]

[bottle thuds softly]

-[spoon clatters]

-[cat meowing]

[cat purring]

[cell phone ringing]

[Daniel] Hello.

[static]

Yes?

I can't hear you.

-[cat meows]

-[cell phone thuds]

[spoon clattering]

[somber piano music playing]

[chain jangling]

[Neil] That's a difficult

situation for anybody.

I think Daniel just needs

a little bit more time.

[Chief] Listen, Neil,

give me no excuses.

I know he needs time.

I was first to say

that he needs time,

but there are limits.

Look at him.

Look how he's acting

with that suspect.

As if they just f*cked

for the first time

and he doesn't know

how to tell him

that he loves him.

Help him. He's your friend.

Help him snap out of it.

-All right?

-[Neil] Mm.

[chief] Have a good day, sir.

[Neil] Thank you, sir.

You too.

That suspect was

looking at me funny.

Well, everyone looks at us

funny, Daniel.

We're the police.

No, he was looking at me

real funny.

Didn't he look

a little like Liz?

Around this area, around

this part of his face,

around the chin?

[Neil] That little punk

looked nothing like Liz. No.

You're thrown by the fact

that Liz is slimmer.

She should have lost

even more weight by now.

Trust me, he looked like her.

If they are still alive,

what are they eating?

Fish, I guess.

Something like that.

Daniel, hear me out.

The weather's already

getting better.

They haven't called off

the search, you know that.

And I genuinely believe,

no matter how much

you think otherwise,

that they're doing

a great job out there.

I heard this morning,

the head of the rescue mission

is hopeful.

It's just a matter of time,

he said,

now that

the boat's been found.

He said that today?

Around two hours ago.

Will you come by

the house tonight?

We'll come by

the house tonight.

We brought chocolate cake

for dessert.

Chocolate will be banned again

in this house,

you know,

once Liz gets back,

so we thought...

Would you like me

to cook your meat

a little more?

[Martha] That's okay.

It's a little bloody

for my liking

but it's delicious

all the same.

I like mine almost raw...

-but I can cook yours...

-No, no. Sit yourself down.

Sit yourself down.

It's superb.

[Martha] I had no idea

what a good cook

you are, Daniel.

-Better even than Liz.

-[Neil] Hmm.

But soon she'll be back

making us that wonderful

roast lamb of hers.

Well, you're

a wonderful cook,

too, Martha.

[Martha] Not like Liz.

I'll never forget the night

the two of you came over

and everything went

completely wrong.

Remember that baked salmon?

It came out of the oven

almost charred.

Completely dry.

You're wrong about that.

It was wonderful.

[Martha] It was awful.

And I made chocolate mousse

for dessert.

Completely forgot that

Liz doesn't eat chocolate.

She was so polite about it.

She said something funny.

I can't quite remember

what it was she said.

Do you remember what it was?

[inaudible conversation]

Thank you so much.

What for?

For everything.

Both of you. Thank you.

There's no need for that.

Do you mind

if we watched a video?

One of the old ones.

I... I, um...

I don't think

that's a good idea, Daniel.

I think we'll all find that

a little awkward.

[Martha] Hmm.

Just a little.

-[Martha] Well--

-A minute, no more.

To remember her by.

I really don't think

we should.

It won't do you any good,

and it'll be pretty strange

for us, too.

And you already

showed us those...

wonderful photos of Liz

on the boat on her travels.

I'd never seen those

photos of her

with those reefs

she discovered.

Real impressive.

Okay.

Are you sure

you don't want

something else to drink?

Oh, no, I'm fine.

I'm fine, too.

[glass clinks]

[cutlery clinks]

[Martha sighs]

Those photos at the reefs

were great, weren't they?

-[Martha] Really great.

-[cries]

[chair skids]

-Okay.

-[Martha] Hmm.

Okay.

[Neil] Well, we can watch

a little of that video.

[inhales deeply] Thank you.

[moaning]

[all moaning loudly]

Could you turn

the volume down a little?

Sure.

[volume decreases]

[moaning continues]

[brushing]

-[cell phone ringing]

-[spits]

Hello?

[static]

Yes?

Yes?

[cell phone thuds]

[water running]

[brushing]

[cell phone ringing]

Who's there?

[static]

-[woman] Is this

Mr. Daniels?

-Yes.

Did I wake you?

[Daniel] No, no,

you didn't wake me.

[woman] I have some good news

for you, sir.

At midnight last night,

we located your wife.

[breathes deeply] Really?

[somber piano music playing]

[indistinct announcement]

[George] Oh, God.

Come here.

We were worried about you.

I missed you so much.

[Liz] I missed you both

so much.

I can't believe I'm back.

That I'm okay.

I heard that

Carol is still missing.

Jonathan is in the next room,

but he's in pretty bad shape.

-Daniel.

-Yes, my love?

I want you to take me home.

[Daniel] Yes, I will.

Be patient.

You've lost weight,

you're still weak.

What did you

all eat out there

for so long?

Fruit.

Animals.

Fish. [inhales sharply]

[Daniel] How's Jonathan?

[Sharon] Not great, Daniel.

He's lost a lot of blood.

And they told me

his leg's infected

and they said

there's a chance

he'll lose it.

[Daniel] He'll pull through.

I know it.

He's one tough cookie.

[Sharon] They're operating

on him tomorrow morning.

We'll know more

by 12:00 noon,

but no one's optimistic

about his chances.

I heard Liz

is doing well, though.

You can't imagine

how happy I am for her.

I knew

this would happen someday.

I don't know why,

but I just knew.

When we all

get out of

this hospital, Daniel,

I am not letting him

[inhales] go out

to sea again.

No way. No more research,

no more reefs,

no more diving.

That's it.

That's right.

You put a stop

to it, Sharon.

Have you told

the children yet?

I don't know

what to tell them.

Anything you need,

just give me a call.

Thanks so much.

[hisses]

What was that about?

What's gotten into him?

He's never acted

like that before.

[Daniel] Are you hungry?

I can fix you

something to eat.

There's eggs.

I could make you an omelet.

There's also some leftover

meat from the other night.

I've missed eating

something sweet.

What is that?

Oh, chocolate.

That's what I want.

Mmm.

You sure you're all right?

I'm totally sure.

Thank you.

[Daniel] And when

the weather turned,

they were only

one day away

from heading home.

Liz kept insisting

they drop anchor somewhere

and wait

for the storm to pass,

and the others insisted

that they set out.

Happy to hear

that Liz is back

safe and sound, Daniel.

Thank you, Chief.

All right.

[Daniel] She told me

from a certain point on

everything happened

real fast,

and all she remembers is

trying to swim to shore.

She also said

how strange it was

that even

when her life was in danger,

all she could think about

was the instruments,

the equipment,

her files and notes

on the boat that

had been lost.

[officer]

Ever the professional.

And so very brave.

Apart from Liz,

one of her colleagues

survived, too,

but he's in

critical condition.

He lost a lot of blood

and I heard

they amputated his leg.

The other three

were all found dead.

That's awful. Look,

let's not dwell

on unpleasant things.

What's important is that Liz

is well and here with us.

Yes.

Really is amazing

she made it.

[Liz] Are you sure

this outfit is okay?

[Daniel] Of course it is.

Besides,

it's your favorite.

Yes. Yes, it is.

I don't think

these heels

go with it.

I'll try a different pair.

Your shoes don't fit?

[Liz] Oh, they fit.

They're fine.

I guess my feet

are a little swollen.

[uneasy piano music playing]

They're fine.

It's fine.

They're on.

[doorbell rings]

I think I heard the doorbell.

[Liz] Can I have a cigarette?

[Neil] Sure.

I didn't know

you smoked, Liz.

[Liz] I don't.

I've never smoked.

Can you believe that?

I've never even tried.

I just really felt

like a cigarette.

Should we all go upstairs

to the bedroom?

I think it's best

we don't go up

to the bedroom tonight.

So, what,

we're going to f*ck

on the table?

[chuckles]

Come on, Daniel,

that would be weird.

[stutters] Uh,

we'd better be

getting home soon.

Liz, you must be tired

and I have to be up early.

But everything

was wonderful

tonight, though.

I think you're right.

I think we should leave it

for some other time.

Maybe next time.

I'll clean up the plates.

I just can't stand having

food in front of me

when I've finished eating.

[chuckles faintly]

I will help.

No, Martha, you sit,

I'll be right back.

No, I want to, please.

Thank you.

[Neil] Oh, I've had far

too much to eat tonight,

and when I've had

far too much to eat,

I don't sleep well at all.

Neil, I'm going to

tell you a secret.

You are my best friend,

and I want to tell you

a secret.

You are.

Aren't you my best friend?

[hesitates]

Of course, Daniel.

That woman isn't Liz.

She's not my wife.

[Neil] What do you mean?

[Daniel whispering]

I mean,

she's not really Liz.

I don't know

what's going on,

I don't know

what's happened to Liz,

but what I do know

is that she's lying.

She's not really my wife.

[Neil] Daniel, you've had

a lot to drink tonight.

Just listen to me. Listen.

We were out for a drive

and I told her

to put on my favorite song.

Anyone who's

close to me knows

which song

is my favorite song.

[Neil] Holiday.

Right.

But when I asked her

to play that song...

that's not what she played.

["Rainbow in the Dark"

by Dio playing

on car stereo]

When there's lightning

You know it always

brings me down

You like that one a lot,

too, though.

Yes, a lot.

But that's not

my favorite song.

Daniel...

you know Liz

has been through

a lot lately.

She found the chocolate cake

that you brought over

in the refrigerator

and ate it.

-All of it.

-[chuckles]

Daniel...

you mustn't forget Liz

was starving for days.

It doesn't surprise me

she had a little chocolate

now that she's back.

[Neil clears throat]

I think it's time.

We should be going.

Um, it's pretty late

and I'm really tired.

-Thanks for everything.

-[Liz] Hmm.

[Martha] Yeah.

Thank you both so much.

[Neil grunts]

[Daniel] Liz!

I have to leave for work.

I'm late.

Can you believe

that the whole time

I was lost

in the middle of nowhere,

cold and hungry,

all I could think

about wasn't

the hot meals

I was missing,

or the warm blankets

back home.

Or even my dad.

All I could think about...

-was your cock.

-Liz.

We could f*ck

with you wearing

your uniform.

Or I could wear it.

No, you wear it.

-[Liz grunts]

-Ow!

Have you lost your mind?

That hurt.

I'm sorry, darling.

I thought you liked

a little club play

when we f*ck.

[speaker over mic] Tonight,

we honor Liz

who has advanced

our maritime research

with her passion,

her persistence,

her expertise.

And now I have

a little surprise

for you all.

[George] You could at least

try and look happy for Liz.

It's outrageous,

the way you've been behaving.

You haven't said

a single word to her

all evening.

You've been treating her

very badly.

Safe and sound.

The helicopter pilot

that located

and recovered

Liz and Jonathan.

[Daniel] George, I'm tired.

Could you stop talking?

Snap out of it.

George,

open your eyes

and look clearly

at what's going on

around you.

[Liz over mic]

Thank you

all so very much.

We might all be in danger.

[Liz] The most important

thing to me...

What, are you drunk?

[Liz] ...are the people

that I love.

[crowd clapping]

[Liz] Jonathan,

you should know that

you're in our prayers.

In all of our prayers.

You'll feel better soon.

I know it.

You'll be home with your kids

in no time.

Are you a doctor?

No, Jonathan,

it's me. Liz.

It's Liz, my love.

Can I have some Kool-Aid?

Water...

no Kool-Aid.

[Daniel] Sharon,

why don't we

step outside and...

leave these two alone

for a minute.

I'm sure they have a lot

to talk about.

Can I ask you something?

Are you sure...

that man dying in there

is really your husband?

Are you sure

that's Jonathan?

If I were you...

I'd try putting a pair

of your real husband's

shoes on him

and see if they fit.

And I'd tell your kids

to quit crying because

that man in there

isn't their father.

It's just some guy

that looks like him.

A lot.

But it's not him. And,

whoever did this, Sharon,

has done a really good job.

Almost perfect...

but not perfect enough.

Their feet are different.

Their feet are bigger

and softer for some reason.

And there's

other things, too.

Lots of things.

Sharon...

she asked me

to f*ck her

in my uniform,

then hit me...

hard with my club.

Can you believe that?

She left a mark.

We didn't, obviously.

f*ck, I mean.

You know he's in there

right now. With her.

And they're laughing at us,

Sharon. That's a fact.

They're laughing at us.

They're playing us for fools.

-Good morning.

-Good morning.

I'd like to transfer

the... the money I have

in a joint account

I share with my wife

to a personal account, please.

Okay. Can I see

some form of ID?

Here you are.

Thank you.

I see you're

a police officer, huh?

-Yes, ma'am, I am.

-Okay.

[uneasy piano music playing]

[teller] And did you

want to transfer

the entire balance?

The entire balance. Yes.

Aren't you going

to eat something?

I'm not hungry.

Please, darling, eat.

I'm not hungry.

Would you like

something else to eat?

I'm not hungry.

[cell phone ringing]

Hello? Yes?

[static]

Liz?

Liz, is that you?

[tense piano music playing]

[static]

Speak to me,

please, Liz.

You took my phone,

give it back.

Darling, don't start

that again.

Why would I

take your phone?

[Liz] Monty probably

knocked it behind

the couch or something.

It'll be here somewhere.

We can look for it

when we're finished eating.

Liz!

Liz!

Give it.

Listen, I have some news

that'll cheer you up.

It'll bring

your appetite back too.

Daniel, I'm pregnant.

I know it sounds impossible

but the doctor said it's true.

She can't explain it.

She said it might be

psychological,

me never being pregnant.

Are you excited to find out

if it's a boy or girl?

I know I am.

Isn't it wonderful?

I want you out of the house.

What did you say?

I want you out

of my house.

-Why?

-You know why.

I have no idea

what you're talking about.

I know what's going on.

I know you're lying to me.

Leave...

and I promise

no one will ever

come looking for you.

But if you don't,

I will have you arrested

and you'll go to jail.

Don't touch me.

Pack your things

and get out.

Without any fuss. Tonight.

I'm not leaving, Daniel.

This is my home.

[eerie music playing]

[chuckles]

[Neil] Passenger,

show me your hands.

[Jerry laughs]

[woman] f*ck it.

[Daniel] Turn off the vehicle,

please, miss.

[woman] Shut up.

Sorry, Officer.

You ran a red light

and you were speeding, miss.

I'll need you to step out

of your vehicle.

Yeah, you're right. Shut up.

I didn't see the red light.

[Daniel] It's all right.

Step out, please, miss.

Place your hands

on the vehicle.

Spread your legs.

What's that in

your pocket, miss?

[woman] It's my cell.

[Daniel] I want you

to take it out slowly

and place it on the vehicle.

Where did you get this phone?

Who gave it to you?

[woman] It's my phone.

I bought it.

[Daniel] Don't lie to me.

-What?

-Don't lie to me.

Do you know

a woman named Liz?

[woman] What? No.

No, that's my phone.

This phone, miss.

Who gave it to you?

-This is my phone.

-What?

-This is my phone.

-Are you out of your mind?

-That's my phone.

-Put the phone down, man.

Quiet down, sir.

You've got no right

looking at her phone.

[Neil] Passenger,

remain in the vehicle.

You'll stop right there

if you know

what's good for you.

-Daniel, take it easy.

-I said, put the f*cking...

-[screaming]

-[Neil] Daniel,

what the f*ck?

[Jerry] What the f*ck!

Bravo Two to headquarters,

sh*ts fired. Subject down.

I'm sorry, it was an accident.

Here, give me your hand.

[Jerry screaming]

[disturbing music playing]

Daniel, are you sh1tting me?

What the f*ck are you doing?

I'm sorry.

[disturbing music continues]

-I'm sorry.

-[Jerry screaming]

[Neil] Dr. Evans.

Dr. Evans.

[Dr. Evans] Hi, Neil.

[Neil] Dr. Evans,

how did it go?

[Dr. Evans] He'll be

on medication

for a few months,

but it's nothing serious.

At least

it doesn't seem serious.

In the simplest

possible terms,

I'd call it a mild form of

persecutory delusion.

I can't say what caused it,

but I think he'll be fine.

He was perfectly cooperative.

It'll take some time,

but he'll get over it

in my opinion.

Can he carry on working?

It would be better

if he took some time off

from the force.

Better for him,

and for everyone here.

And he's not a danger

to himself?

Or to others?

No, he's just

a little confused.

He poses no real danger

to anyone.

So long as he

keeps taking

his medication,

I think he'll be fine.

He really put the fear

in me, Doctor.

It was like a madman.

I got scared. [shudders]

I thought he was

going to k*ll

everyone out there.

Me included.

There's nothing

to worry about.

[Liz] Daniel,

are you going to eat?

Just answer me.

Yes or no?

Why are you

doing this to me?

You'll starve to death.

Is that what you want?

What else can I do?

I don't know

what else to do.

Talk to me, please.

You have to eat something.

I'll make you

whatever you'd like.

Just tell me

what you want,

and I'll make it.

Whatever you want.

[George] Oh...

Sweetheart,

I don't know

what to say.

I feel ashamed

to call that monster

your husband.

I always knew

that there was

something not quite

right with him,

but I always hoped

that maybe...

Don't you dare

speak about Daniel that way.

He's given me everything.

He loves me like no one else,

and all you do is judge him.

Don't you dare

speak badly about him

to me ever again.

You hear me, Dad?

Apologize for what you said.

To me. Now.

Dad, last night

I had a dream.

I was lying on that beach

where they found me.

I don't remember

what I was wearing,

but it was like

I had been there for years.

And you were there.

Daniel was there.

We all were.

Funny thing is,

life in that place

wasn't like it is here.

It took me

a few days to realize,

but that place went by

different rules.

There, dogs were in charge.

People were animals

and animals were people.

I must admit, Dad, the dogs

treated us pretty well.

They gave us food...

and they bandaged our wounds

after licking them,

and they never bit us,

even when we tried

to hurt them.

And every morning

they gave us chocolate to eat.

Because dogs mustn't eat

chocolate, you know.

Lamb, which is

my favorite food

was a rare treat,

and the dogs mostly

kept that for themselves.

For the first few days,

I refused to eat

and I waited

for leftover lamb chop,

but someone else

always got to it first so...

eventually, I just ate

the chocolate

because there was

lots of it around.

And I didn't like it much

but it was better than going

hungry and so...

from then on,

I ate chocolate every day.

And here's the conclusion

I came to.

It's better

to eat something

that's always available

when you're hungry

than to depend on something

that runs out early

every morning.

And I mean every morning.

[soft piano music playing]

Daniel isn't perfect,

but he's always been

there for me.

Go up and see him now.

He'll be so happy

to see you.

I have things to do.

I got to go.

Go up.

Just for a minute.

Say hello.

Sorry, I got to go.

Some other time.

[Daniel] Hi.

Oh, hi, my darling.

I just went to the store.

I got some wonderful tomatoes

and some beef tenderloin.

I ran into Tammy and Kate.

Tammy said they're really

missing you at work.

[Daniel] I'm hungry.

[eerie music playing]

Yes, my love.

What can I make for you?

Want the beef fillet

I just bought,

or some spaghetti?

There's some salmon

in the freezer.

Is it fish or meat

you want?

[Daniel] Meat.

Wonderful.

[eerie music continues]

-[Daniel] Sweetheart.

-Hmm?

I want you to chop

one of your fingers off

cook it with cauliflower,

and bring it to me to eat.

Or your thumb maybe,

whatever you think is best.

That's what I want.

Can you do that for me?

[eerie piano music

continues]

[slicing]

[groaning]

[knife scraping]

[grunting]

-[knife clattering]

-[body thuds]

[dramatic piano music

playing]

[sizzling]

[dramatic piano

music continues]

[knocking on door]

-[Dr. Evans] Hi, Daniel.

-Hi, Doctor.

Come on in.

I think we're doing

much better, Daniel.

I think the medication is

starting to take effect.

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling better, Doctor.

That's great.

I just worry sometimes.

What about, Daniel?

I want to tell you something.

But first...

I want you to check no one

is listening in. That...

she's not at the door

or anywhere in the,

in the house.

No one's at

the door, Daniel.

Liz is out.

What's troubling you?

That woman...

who says she's Liz...

chopped off her

finger last night

and served it to me

to eat.

I didn't, of course, eat it.

The cat did.

And early this morning,

I woke up

and came downstairs,

to find her punching herself

in the face and belly.

How have you

been sleeping, Daniel?

Not well, Doctor.

I worry

that she'll hurt me, too,

at some point.

You got to get her

out of here,

I'm telling you.

All in good time, Daniel.

Just be patient, okay?

Trust me.

Okay.

All right, Doctor.

[gynecologist] Liz,

have you heard of

doctor-patient

confidentiality?

[Liz] Yes.

[gynecologist] So you

know that

you can tell me

anything, right?

[Liz] Yes, I know.

Did someone hit you, Liz?

What happened to you?

I know you've

just been through

something terribly tragic.

And I am truly sorry

about the miscarriage.

But you have to

speak out, Liz.

If someone is responsible

for all of this...

well, then you

really should say so.

For your own sake.

[gulps]

He hit me.

Daniel did.

But it wasn't his fault.

I talked back.

And he's on these pills

that make him aggressive

from time to time.

He didn't do it on purpose.

He really was very happy

when I told him

I was pregnant.

And you know Daniel...

he would never hurt anyone.

Please don't tell anyone

about this.

I've already put it

behind me.

You should, too.

I'm sorry.

I'm just so tired and

after everything

that's happened...

I just can't anymore.

So thank you so much.

Have a nice day.

Liz...

Hi, Dad.

I'm just calling to say that

I won't be able to

make it today.

I need to go into the office,

there's...

a meeting I can't miss.

Tell Uncle Stanley

I'm so sad not to see him,

and make sure to take

lots of pictures, okay?

Oh, Dad, I forgot.

We're thinking of going away

for a few days

to get some rest.

I'm going to take

some time off, and...

it'll do Daniel good too.

Calm him down.

So don't come around

for a few days, okay?

[buckle clanking]

I'm not sure

where we're going yet.

You know Daniel,

he never can decide.

But it'll probably be

somewhere remote

with bad reception,

so I'll let you know

where we are

when we get there.

Okay, bye.

[door opens]

[cat meows]

It's good to see you're up

and about, my love.

Yesterday, the doctor said

we need to up

your medication a little

and get you outdoors

from time to time.

We can go for a walk,

if you like.

No, I don't feel like it.

Whatever you want.

I'm hungry.

I'll make you something.

I'll bring it to you.

You go up.

I'm not just hungry.

I'm famished.

But don't go serving me

any fingers today.

Your fingers are revolting.

In fact, I didn't even eat it.

I fed it to Monty instead.

I need something filling.

Your entire leg, let's say.

Or...

your liver.

It's full of iron, liver.

Ultra-nutritious.

That's what they say.

And that's what

I need to eat today

because I'm feeling weak.

[sinister

choral music playing]

[car door closes]

[knocking at door]

[sinister

choral music continues]

["Rainbow in the Dark"

by Dio playing]

When there's lightning

You know it always

brings me down

'Cause it's free

and I see that it's me

Who's lost and never found

I cry out for magic

I feel it dancing

in the light

[song stops]

[Emily] Step

on the scale, please.

Good.

Stand up straight.

Turn around.

Perfect.

Step off, please.

Very good.

You have 10 minutes this time.

-Fifteen.

-Ten minutes.

Not a moment more.

It's the best I can do.

-Ten minutes is fine.

-Okay, follow me.

[Emily] Wait here.

Do you have some preference,

whether it's man or woman?

No.

This one got brought in today.

g*nsh*t wound.

That'll do fine.

Anna, you can come in.

Harold, wait here, please.

Nine minutes,

I'll be waiting outside.

[Andrew] He said 10 minutes.

[Emily] Anna, this is it.

The moment of truth.

Isn't it wonderful?

As you heard yourself,

there's not much time.

Can you imagine

what the final test might be?

Great.

And do you think

you can do it?

[Anna] I think I can. Yes.

Actually, I'm sure I can,

Ms. Emily.

I think so too,

my dear, sweet Anna.

Go ahead.

[object clatters]

[breath trembling]

[uneasy piano music playing]

[Emily] What if you say

the dead boy's name?

What's his name?

[Emily] Martin Lowe.

Dear Martin Lowe,

take life from these hands.

Open your eyes.

I think he moved.

His leg, it moved.

I did it. [chuckles softly]

Can I try with

some other corpse?

Focus, my dear.

Touch him, if you like.

That might help.

I don't want to touch him.

[Emily] What is that

supposed to mean?

I think I'm going to be sick.

Is there...

any special cream

I could put under my nose

for the stench?

The smell is awful.

No, there's no...

special cream.

Just try again.

Just calm down

and try again.

Can you not watch me?

If that's okay.

[breath trembling]

[eerie piano music

continues]

[inhales sharply]

Dear Martin Lowe,

take life from these hands.

Open your eyes.

[music stops]

Anna, that's enough.

There's no point

pressing on.

Andrew, let's go.

Thank you very much, Anna.

Such a shame.

Ms. Emily, can I try

with some other...?

A woman maybe?

[Andrew] Hey, hey.

Thank you very much, Anna.

-[footsteps receding]

-Please, get up.

[Andrew] Sadly, no,

it wasn't.

Right.

Yes, we're leaving

the morgue now.

We thought

we'd head back tomorrow,

so we're not driving

through the night.

Yes.

Yes, we think

that's best, too.

Yes, she's right here

beside me.

Yes, she's fine.

We're both fine.

Um...

We have water to last till

tomorrow, it'll be enough.

It's around a half a gallon.

All right.

Thank you. Bye, Aka.

I know

we're going to find her.

[Emily] I'm kind of relieved

that wasn't her.

I didn't like her face.

No humility.

-[car beeps]

-[engine starts]

[tires screech]

[tires screeching]

[engine revving]

I knew she wasn't the one

we were looking for.

I just didn't want

to tell you.

I mean it.

I had a dream last night.

I didn't want

to tell you before,

because I didn't want

to upset you

but I can tell you

about it now.

I was in a big,

beautiful rectangular pool.

The pool had a diving board.

Anyway, that's not important.

What's important is

I was stuck

at the bottom of the pool.

My hair was caught

in the filtration pump

and I couldn't reach

the surface,

but for some reason

I could hold my breath

underwater indefinitely.

I was getting desperate.

Convinced I would die

of hunger and thirst

that no one would realize

what had happened

before it was too late.

When suddenly

music started playing

from the pool speakers.

A few seconds later,

two figures launched

themselves into the water.

It was two women.

in spectacular swimsuits

who had just

started their routine.

They looked a lot alike.

They may well have been twins.

Although I couldn't really

tell you for sure

because it's

one of those sports

where everyone wears

identical things

and they have

identical bodies,

and so they always

look like twins.

During one of their

underwater tricks,

one of the two women

spotted me.

To her credit,

she stopped

the routine immediately,

swam down to me,

drawing a knife

from her swimsuit

and cutting my hair,

setting me free.

That's the woman, Andrew.

That's the woman

we're looking for.

She didn't look

anything like Anna,

so I knew she wasn't the one.

[Andrew] You want some water?

[Emily] No, thank you.

I'm hungry.

Do you want to go out to eat,

or do you want to get

food here?

[Andrew] I'd rather

not go out.

I'll call the diner

downstairs.

I'll go pick it up.

Hello. I'd like to place

an order for takeout, please.

What do you have available

right now?

Burger.

Grilled cheese sandwich.

No. No fish.

We don't eat fish.

And if you want my advice,

you should never

eat fish either. Not ever.

Uh... Burger for me.

Grilled cheese.

And a grilled cheese, please.

No, nothing to drink.

All right, I'll be there soon.

I'm going to take a shower.

[alarm beeping]

Emily?

[somber piano music playing]

[door unlocking]

[footsteps receding]

[tires screeching]

-Sorry, Andrew.

-[Andrew] Where were you?

We said we'd leave early.

I got up early and I went

for a drive to clear my head

and then I lost track of time

and I realized I was late,

so I came rushing back.

Emily, I've been waiting here

for an hour now.

I call you, you don't answer.

I was worried.

Well, I'm sorry,

I didn't see my phone.

Did you check out already?

What about the invoice?

I got it.

Is there any water left?

I'm really thirsty.

You know,

if you want to go see

your daughter and

your husband, then just go.

I won't say anything

to anyone, you know that.

I know, Andrew.

But I don't want to see them,

and if I change my mind,

I will let you know.

Let's make a move.

[engine revs]

[engine stops]

-Hey, buddy.

-[man] Hi, Andrew.

[Omi] There you are.

[kisses]

-Hi.

-[Emily] Mmm.

[Aka] Mmm.

[Aka chuckles]

Are you hungry?

[Andrew] We already ate, Omi.

Thank you.

[Aka] Darling,

look who's here.

-Get up and say hello.

-Please.

[Aka] He was afraid

you wouldn't make it back

before his bedtime.

You're late.

[Emily] Oh, no,

it's my fault.

I overslept.

Jack,

finish eating your fruit,

and then you can show

Emily your hedgehog.

[Omi] This new candidate

I'm excited about.

She's exactly

what we're looking for.

[Emily] Hmm.

Here's her details

and some cash.

[Aka] I booked you a room

at the same motel

you were at last night.

[Omi] Uh, that's enough apple

for you, Jack.

You don't want to overeat.

Show me your hedgehog.

Everything all right

with Emily?

She's a good one, I think.

Clever and keen.

I adore her.

Yes, Emily's all right.

A little strange sometimes,

but okay.

I'm quite tired

from the journey,

but still really horny.

Do you want to have sex

with me or Aka?

With you.

It was perfect last time.

Unless you've got

someone else

scheduled for tonight.

It was good, wasn't it?

No.

There's no one else

scheduled in.

We both left tonight open

for you and Emily.

[uneasy piano music playing]

I think Andrew

has fallen for Omi.

-[Aka] Really?

-Hmm.

Last night

when he was sleeping,

I think he was having

a wet dream.

It was actually

really funny.

He kept saying the words

"belly, together, Omi, feet."

Over and over again.

Well, today's his lucky day

because I just got my period,

so he doesn't have a choice.

I was nine days late.

I thought I was pregnant.

I even picked out names.

[Emily] That's a shame.

How is everything

going with the boat?

The boat's almost ready.

Omi will show you tomorrow.

Oh, that's wonderful news.

[Omi] Susan?

Susan.

What's happening?

It seems you fell asleep,

my dear.

[sighs] I'm sorry, Omi.

I was waiting for Aka,

and she didn't come.

I fell asleep.

No matter.

Tomorrow morning,

you'll be tested,

and if you're clean,

you can sleep

with either one of us.

You should go.

I swear I didn't have sex

with anyone

other than you two.

And whoever said that I did,

and I know who it was,

he's only saying that

because he doesn't like me.

I believe you.

You should go.

[Susan] Hello, Andrew.

Emily.

Andrew, would you like

to go first?

No, it's fine.

[shoe strap rips]

[shoe strap rips]

Oh, you're so

beautiful, Emily.

So very beautiful.

Thank you.

You are too, Omi.

[birds squawking]

[dissonant

piano music playing]

[Emily moaning]

[haunting

choral music playing]

[music continues]

Omi was right.

Susan is not contaminated.

[ominous choral

music playing]

[dramatic

choral music playing]

This is the largest room

on the boat.

It serves as a waiting area

for those seeking

her blessing.

It's wonderful.

Here's where we'll store

her sculpted bust.

It'll be displayed

only for special occasions

and for limited

periods of time,

especially in the summer,

for obvious reasons.

A young artist will carve

her likeness out of ice,

free of charge, of course.

This is her bedroom.

And those?

Those are guest rooms

for when someone can't make it

back to shore

because of bad weather

and they have to spend

the night or,

when she wants someone

or other to stay with her

-at some point.

-[Emily] Hmm.

Ah, this is the prayer room

where she'll spend

most of her time.

[Emily] The boat

is much bigger

than I thought

it would be.

It's fantastic.

And the name

is really wonderful.

[Omi] Jack doesn't think so.

He says it doesn't

remind him of water,

he says it reminds him

of Santa.

It's time for you

to pack up some water

and be on your way.

[Emily] We'll be going soon.

That woman over there

keeps staring at me.

-Do you know her?

-No.

[Rebecca] Excuse me.

Can I have a moment

of your time?

Sure.

[Rebecca] My name

is Rebecca King.

I am 29 years old.

I majored in literature

and now work in

the human resources department

of a multinational company.

But that's not important.

My sister Ruth,

she's a veterinarian.

Her clinic is on

Kenneth Avenue, Number 18.

My sister and I are twins.

I think my sister is the one

that you are looking for.

There's no need to waste

any more of your time.

I swear to you, it's her.

Um, Ms. King, hi.

Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Mark Ball.

This is my wife,

Stephanie Ball.

We're here

visiting her parents.

Her mother's not very well,

you see.

And we are looking

for something actually,

a nice, spacious,

affordable apartment.

I can't quite understand

what it is

-you want from us.

-Listen. Emily?

Here's Ruth's card.

On the back is my address

and phone number.

If you met her, you'd know

exactly what

I'm talking about.

Thank you.

I think we should call

Omi and Aka.

I don't think

that's necessary.

She's clearly insane.

How did she know my name?

Maybe she heard me

calling out to you earlier.

I don't know.

Andrew, that woman and her

twin sister, obviously,

look a lot like

the woman that I saw

in that dream

that I was telling you about.

Let me just remind you, Emily,

in case you forgot,

that the woman

we're looking for,

her twin sister

is supposed to be dead

and Ms. Rebecca King

was very much alive,

speaking to us, no less

right here in the flesh.

I don't know what you saw

when you were asleep,

but I know what I just saw

wide awake

and it doesn't deserve

any more of our attention.

[pensive piano music

playing]

[keys jangling]

[door locking]

[soft piano music playing]

Sweetie, go say hi to Mom.

Sorry, Joseph. I should've

called sometime to explain.

[Joseph] It's fine.

Are you doing okay?

The little one's

starting to look like you.

Around here.

Mom, look at my new shoes.

-Dad just got them for me.

-[Emily] Oh,

they're really great.

I have to go now.

Stay a while.

We're going to make an omelet.

You want to eat with us?

I have to go.

I have an appointment.

But some other time maybe.

Please don't go.

I'm begging you.

Come by tonight.

You don't have to stay long.

We can just have

dinner together.

Come even for a bit.

An hour, that's all.

We really miss you.

I'll see.

We eat at 8:30.

Oh, that's a bit late.

Where are you staying?

I have to go.

[Andrew] Vanessa Weber.

She's 29 years old.

She's a waitress.

Twin sister,

died six years ago

in a car accident.

They were not

identical twins,

but I think that still

fulfills the requirement.

Yes, that's not a problem.

Who do you think

Jack's biological father is?

What are you talking about?

Omi, of course.

I don't think so.

They look nothing alike.

Maybe he's yours.

Will you cut the crap?

So, Vanessa...

lives with her father.

He's 67 years old.

[Emily] Can I ask

what year you were born?

-[Emily] 1955.

And marital status?

Separated.

Any children?

I had two daughters.

Had?

[Mr. Weber]

They both died sadly.

Both of them?

[Mr. Weber] One in

an automobile accident

a while back,

the other one three weeks ago.

Heart attack

just out of the blue.

[Emily] If you...

don't mind my asking

one more question,

and you don't need to answer

if you don't want to...

how old were they

when they died?

[Mr. Weber] One was 26.

The other one was 32.

They were twins.

[Emily] Yes, we know.

We won't take up

any more of your time.

You stay strong, Mr. Weber.

Thank you for the tea,

and for your cooperation.

They really were

beautiful, Mr. Weber.

Tall, slim.

If you don't mind me asking,

how tall were they?

About 5'9".

Such a shame.

And they look around

130 pounds, too?

Such a shame.

Thank you very much,

Mr. Weber, for your time.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Do we head back today?

Let's leave tomorrow morning.

I mean, the room's

already been paid for.

Unless you prefer to

head back today

for whatever reason?

[Emily] No,

tomorrow morning's fine.

[Andrew] Plus,

I'm quite tired.

I think I'm coming down

with something.

I feel like a hot bath

and an early night.

[Emily] Yes, me too.

I think you have a fever.

I'll swing by the pharmacy

to get a thermometer

and some pills for you.

[Andrew] There's no need.

No, there is. We have to get

your temperature down.

Cover up.

I'll be back in five.

[door closes]

[Joseph] Emily.

You didn't come over

last night.

[Emily] I'm sorry.

I was working

and we finished late.

What are you doing here?

[Joseph] I just, uh, I came

to get some painkillers.

The little one hurt her foot

in ballet class.

Nothing serious,

but she's in some pain.

[Emily] What happened

to her foot?

Is it broken? Is it swollen?

[Joseph] It's just a sprain.

Yeah. We iced her right away.

She almost didn't cry.

You would've been so proud.

Come see her tonight,

whenever you're done.

I'll try.

-[thermometer beeps]

-Let me see.

You really do have a fever.

101. But I'm sure

you'll be better by tomorrow.

I spoke to Aka earlier.

They were worried,

but I told them

everything is going just fine.

Here, drink your water.

We don't want you catching

pneumonia now, do we?

Emily, I think you're

making too much of this.

Try to sleep a little.

You need your sleep.

I'll be going

to bed soon, too.

Very tired today myself.

[rustling]

[door closes]

[Emily] Sorry I'm late.

I couldn't get here

any earlier.

Did she go to bed already?

[Joseph] Yeah, a while ago.

She was really looking forward

to seeing you.

Come in.

[Emily] I can't stay long.

How's her foot?

[Joseph] It's fine.

Still hurts a little, I think,

but she'll be all better

soon enough.

You hungry?

[Emily] No.

Would you like a drink?

A cocktail, maybe?

I came up with one myself.

I drink it every night

before I go to bed.

Grand Marnier, whiskey,

and two drops of Angostura.

It's like an Old Fashioned,

only it's not.

I call it Emily's Forehead.

Wait.

[clicks tongue]

Oh, uh... [clears throat]

[bottles clinking]

[Emily] How's everything

at the office?

Did you get that promotion?

Yeah. Um...

A year ago.

Finally got it.

More money, same hours.

Slightly bigger office.

It's pretty good.

It's all good.

[Joseph chuckles softly]

Hey, Em,

did you know, um,

your forehead goes perfectly

with a little salmon?

Shall I bring you some?

I don't eat fish, Joseph.

Right.

So...

are you seeing someone,

is there someone else?

No, there's just me.

And you didn't say

where you're staying.

I have to go.

I'm sorry, okay?

I won't ask

any more questions,

just stay a while longer.

One more drink, hmm?

Something feels

different with...

Was that picture there before?

I haven't touched a thing.

Everything's

just as you left it.

[retches]

[Emily groans]

[Emily sighs]

[uneasy piano music playing]

[soft thudding]

[uneasy piano music

continues]

-[faucet squeaking]

-[water running]

[water splashing]

[breathing heavily]

Get in.

[ominous choral music

playing]

[Aka] Emily,

I want you to know that

there's a chance those

contaminating fluids will be

expelled with your sweat.

It's been known to happen.

I'm hopeful.

I need you to be hopeful, too.

We'll raise the temperature

as high as it will go.

We'll give it our best shot.

[ominous

choral music continues]

[music stops]

[dramatic

choral music playing]

[breathing heavily]

[groans softly]

How unfortunate.

Still contaminated.

[Omi] It's such a shame,

all this.

You shouldn't have let him

defile you, Emily.

Here's something from

both of us to tide you over

until you...

decide what to do.

We're going to miss you.

I'm sorry. [sobbing]

There's no need

to apologize to us.

The only person you've hurt

is yourself.

You're the one

that's contaminated.

I disappointed you.

And I don't know

how it happened or why.

[Aka] Emily,

maybe all this happened

for a reason.

Maybe it's for the best.

Not everyone's cut out

for everything.

Maybe you came into this world

to raise a daughter

and live in a house

with a husband.

-It's fine. It's no bad thing.

-No. No.

It's fine.

I'm very thirsty.

Can I have some water, please?

Take care, Emily.

Be well.

We'll miss you very,

very much.

No. No, no.

[Emily] I have an idea.

If I sweat some more,

then my body

will cleanse itself

and I won't be

contaminated anymore.

I'm already sweating.

Aka!

Come lick me!

Omi, I'm not

contaminated anymore!

I'm not kidding! Honest!

[knocking at door]

[knocking at door]

[Rebecca] When we were younger

I was more headstrong,

more mischievous

and Ruth was more quiet

and conscientious.

One night when we were both

at home alone,

our parents had left town

for three days,

I had this idea to have

a couple of girlfriends over.

[soft piano music playing]

Once we drank almost every

drop of alcohol in the house,

I convinced them

to go skinny-dipping with me.

Ruth was the only one

that hadn't had

anything to drink.

She said that the pool

had been drained

and that it was cold out.

But I pushed her aside,

took off all my clothes,

ran to the edge of

the empty pool and dove in.

My head hit

the bottom of the pool hard.

All I remember

is the screams of the others

and my blood

going down into the drain

before losing consciousness.

When I came to, I found myself

inside the house.

Ruth was sitting beside me.

I got up.

My back hurt a little.

I went to the bathroom.

I was thirsty.

When I looked at my face

in the mirror, I saw that

there wasn't even a scratch.

And then a few seconds later,

I heard Ruth's voice,

she said,

"You were very lucky.

You could have died."

And after that...

"We need to get

the house cleaned up

"because Mom and Dad

will be home soon."

Of course, we never told them

anything about it

when they got back

and we didn't speak of

what happened that night

ever again.

Can I get you another drink?

[Emily] No, I'm fine, thanks.

You have to go see her, Emily.

Let's say everything

you're telling me

is the truth.

There's still

one major problem.

I know. I know.

If all the conditions

are to be met,

then I ought to be dead.

That's what you mean, right?

That's what I'm telling you.

I really ought to be dead.

Hey!

Come here. Stay. Stay.

Come here.

Come on.

Come on.

[dog whimpers]

[dog whimpering]

Hi. What happened?

We were out for a walk and...

-two strays att*cked her.

-[dog whimpering]

She didn't even have time

to react.

Come on back.

How old is she?

Five.

She looks older than five.

I mean six.

Sorry, I'm really shaken up.

And what's her name?

Linda.

-Who's a brave girl, Linda?

-[whimpering]

Who's a brave girl?

This dog is like my family.

She's all I have.

I'm not sure

if you can relate.

If you don't mind my asking,

are you married?

Do you have children?

[Ruth] No.

No children.

Her wound goes deep.

Those dogs that att*cked her

must have been vicious.

They really were.

Is she on any medication?

Does she have

any other health issues?

No.

So this is what you use

to weigh the animals?

Yes.

Twice daily with food,

and this is for the pain.

I don't know how to thank you.

I just hope

everything turns out okay.

Go.

[engine revs]

What are you doing here?

Have you been following me?

Have you completely

lost your mind?

Emily, I'm sorry about

what happened the other night.

Please, Joseph, just leave.

I never want to see you.

I came here to apologize.

We both had a lot to drink.

I really missed you.

Please, just...

just come say hi

to the little one.

You brought the little one?

Okay, fine.

Let's go.

[suspenseful music playing]

Hi, darling.

Hi, I'm so happy to see you.

I have some wonderful news.

Do you remember the woman

that I was looking for?

I found her.

Mommy found her.

How's your foot?

My foot?

It's fine.

[Emily] That's good to hear.

Now, do you know

how much of your body

is actually water?

Around 70% water.

Isn't that amazing?

And what about a potato?

76%.

And a bell pepper

is 93.4% water.

And what about a man's sperm?

Why don't I just tell you?

It's around 90% water.

And that's why...

as your mother,

I'd like to give you

a piece of advice.

And I want you to promise me

that you'll follow it.

I want you to stay as far away

from Daddy as possible.

He's contaminated, sadly.

His sweat, his sperm,

his genitals,

all the water that's inside

of him is contaminated.

And I don't want him

contaminating you, too.

[telephone ringing]

[receiver clatters]

Hello?

[Rebecca] Emily?

-Yes?

-[Rebecca] Hello.

I heard you met Ruth.

I'm so glad.

Listen, Emily,

I'm calling because

I wanted to give you

some really good news.

Remember that problem of ours?

It's all been sorted out.

Emily, are you still there?

Yes.

How has it been

sorted out exactly?

[engine revs]

[Rebecca] Emily, welcome.

Did you find it okay?

I hope it wasn't any trouble.

No trouble.

Come in.

[Rebecca] Would you like

some tea?

No, thank you.

I'm all ears, Rebecca.

Just two more minutes

and you'll know

exactly how it's all

been sorted out.

At least try

one of the cookies.

They're still warm.

[suspenseful music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[Emily] Hi. Remember me?

I came to you the other day

with an injured dog.

-Of course, I remember you.

-Her name was Mary.

I thought it was Linda.

I call her Mary.

My husband calls her Linda.

I'm sorry

to show up unannounced.

I'm just leaving town shortly

and I wanted to give you

a gift before I go

just to thank you for

everything you did for Mary.

She's fine now.

I'm so glad. Thank you.

You really shouldn't have.

Would you like to come in?

I don't know

if you wear scarves

but I picked this one out

because it's silk

and it has various

animals on it,

you know,

like your profession.

I love scarves.

Thank you so much.

I'm going to get that coffee.

It must be ready by now.

Oh, thank you so much.

Will you do me a favor?

Will you just try

this scarf on?

It took me ages

to pick it out.

There were actually

four that I liked

and I'm just curious to see

if I made the right choice.

Wow.

It's beautiful. I love it.

I don't think

it really goes with

what I'm wearing today though.

Oh, I think it goes perfectly.

Do you mind if I just...?

Just to see

how it looks on you.

Okay.

[Ruth gasps] Ah! Ow.

What the heck was that?

[Emily mumbles]

[ominous choral music

playing]

[ominous

choral music continues]

There he is.

[Emily] Ruth, wake up.

Wake up.

Ruth.

Put your hand on him.

Touch him.

Say, "Take life from my hands,

and open your eyes."

Say it, Ruth. Ruth, wake up.

Wake up. Please wake up.

Ruth.

Put your hand on him.

Touch him.

What is his name?

I told you his name.

Touch him.

Say it.

Say his f*cking name, Ruth!

Say it.

[dramatic

choral music playing]

["Brand New b*tch"

by Cobra playing]

Doggy with no leash

I am free and I'm yummy

Moving bodies sucking me

They need that

bit o' honey, mmm

I see them drool

They could fill

a whole pool

Baby, slide me in and out

Yeah, I'm ready

for the new

Yeah, I'm ready

for the truth

And I always

make it purr

Never f*ck with the rubber

So you can call me

your mother

Let me teach you

how to please me

How to do me,

how to squeeze it

I'm so easy

you can tease me

All I need is that

you see me

Do my nails, cut my hair

[tires screeching]

[engine revving]

["Brand New b*tch" playing

faintly over car stereo]

Hang in there, Ruth.

We'll be there

in two hours, max.

The boat is so beautiful,

you have no idea.

[coughs weakly]

You need water?

You must be so thirsty.

I have water with me.

Hang on.

[car horns honking]

[car screeching]

[glass shatters]

[Emily] Ruth?

Ruth?

Ruth?

["King Lear"

by Jerskin Fendrix playing]

["King Lear" continues faintly

over speakers]

-Thank you. Thank you.

-You're welcome.

["King Lear" continues]
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