01x01 - Pilot

Episode transcripts for the 2002 TV show "John Doe".*
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A mysterious man wakes up on an island off the coast of Seattle, Washington, and seems to know everything apart from his own name helps police solve crimes as he searches for his identity.
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01x01 - Pilot

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John Doe: Where am I?

Sailor #1: (in Khmer) Off the coast of Seattle.

Sailor #2: (in Khmer) You speak Khmer?

John Doe: (also in Khmer) Khmer? No I don't.

Sailor #3: But you are speaking it.

John Doe: I don't know what you're... I guess...I do speak it.

Paramedic: How many fingers do you see?

John Doe: Four. The thumb is distinguished by only two phalanges bones. Technically it is not considered a finger.

Paramedic: Okay. Know what day it is?

John Doe: Tuesday, September 14, 9.30 ... 22 seconds.

Paramedic: Who are you? What's your name?

John Doe: I do not know ...

John Doe: I figured that I was shipwrecked or maybe I fall of a catamaran and hit my head. Somehow washed up on a desert island.

John Doe: I need to report a missing person.

Police Officer: Filled out a Form 3021-B?

John Doe: I am the missing person.

Police Officer: Come again, hon?

John Doe: I don't remember who I am.

Police Officer: If only I were so lucky.

John Doe: Better yet, maybe I was skinny-dipping with my best girl and I got caught up in a tsunami.

Passing motorist: Hey, buddy? Know the way to West Lake Center?

John Doe: Follow 0.23 miles from the front, bending to the right until Pie. Continue along the southwest ... over 0.2 miles, turn left in the mark 29 and be á s in the parking lot.

Motorist: Yeah ... thanks!

John Doe: Did I mention that I know everything, from the exact ingredients in a box of Apple Jacks to the mating rituals of a Quagis Zebra, and everything in-between.

Seattle Public Library. Close within 1 hour.

Hi.

á ndome ... was asking me a question.

It is an experiment.

How is it called?

That does not, otherwise.

Look, I'm busy now.

I'm looking for a book ... it is called "El Dorado Panter."

"El Dorado Panter:... O 'foundations of the third á mica Inca" Copyright 1963 by R. E. Reynolds.

Number 615.9-DC21.

Your question ... I like to know how í.

What is the population of Morocco?

30,645,305.

If you love can specify demographic á specifically.

How many M & M brings a box?

Bring 60, 25 are of almonds.

More questions.

What is the tallest mountain in the world?

Mauna Kea, Hawaii.

No ... Evereste.

Mauna Kea rises to 33.4744 feet, from the bottom of the sea.

Beats the Evereste for 1 mile.

The 1 ª l í line of "McBeth"

"Cu á ndo again we see?"

"Under rain, lightning and thunder?" "When you end up fighting and anger ... and there is defeat and victory."

Sorry, l í were two lines.

001,001,000 ....

This is the binary code of MS-DOS!

When was the blue period for Picasso?

From 1901 to 1903.

Dime listing telefnico. White or yellow pages?

What is the capital of Zimbabwe?

Harare.

What is the first name of Gilligan?

Willy.

The height of the Statue of Liberty?

150 feet, 403 steps exactly.

How many bones is the human body?

206.

How many holes has a golf ball?

336.

♪ When will I die ♪

I'm closer to knowing if ... if there are boys in green Plutn that response.

♪ The cure of á cancer♪
♪ What I'm going to lunch tomorrow ♪

I am beyond ...

It's because I'm not a ps í Quico.

John Doe: So what am I? Escaped mental patient? Alien that sees in black and white? Government lobotomy experiment? What else was I to think? For a guy who had all the answers, I didn't have the ones that mattered the most.

4-1-3. Trifecta ... everything.

Everything?

♪ á do not want to break the bank ♪

9 booths telefnicas, machines and 6 refreshments and 2 found.

The ratio of B multiplied by the odds of each horse ... í sticamente gives off a ecuacin absolute probability.

♪ Understand ♪

Sim!

250.152.

9-1-3.

4-8-6.

10-1-3. In sueos my baby.

John Doe: Alas, there's one sure thing in this life: the fact that there are no sure things.

4-2-1. Please.

Very nice.

800, 900, 1000, $ 12,000.

I hope not to have done break the bank.

Here is a í for you? I'm The kind of a man who wears Armani?

Loose or tight trousers?

PEPSI or sh**t? , Good question!

Thinking better, ♪ That style of fashion ♪

Labor and evolucin.

The following please ...

John Doe: There are 342,204 inactive social security numbers allocated to dead or missing persons. So, I had my pick of names.

Sorry that you've done that wait Mr ... Doe, right?

According to what we understand í want to open an account.

To invest in the stock market?

Quer í 3 billion to buy t í chapters of shares of the bank "Pozesse" at a price of ... 257 Kuhn, before the Stock Exchange Values of Zagreb opened within ...

16 minutes.

♪ He obtained this information from the crystal ball ♪

No crystal ball, not guess the future.

Just a slight knowledge of the price fluctuations of the stock exchanges From coast Down Mission, as well as í Agencies Indonesian trade.

15 minutes.

A high-performance auto racing is not handles exactly like a family car.

♪ He was at the height of a Test Drive ♪

Let's see.

Accelerates!

Accelerating after the curves, curb toward the center of the curve.

Control and regain the path.

♪ Where he learned to handle as í ♪

It was obvious that my knowledge ... not only saved in the space between my ears.

If you sat í like to do, pod í to do so ... at least with a little pr á PRACTICE.

How you want it? Normal, spicy ...?

I do not know the taste of spicy, with mustard, or normal is the same.

Hello ... without onions with a spicy, and a normal with pickles, amount of pickles.

3 dollars.

Thanks.

♪ What for you ♪

John Doe: I don't know things I'm supposed to know. But I do know things I'm not supposed to know.

John Doe: (playing the piano) It's one thing to know the notes, it's another to feel them. Like they know you. Like something from before, piercing through. A memory. A beginning. A place to start. "My Funny Valentine" by Rodgers and Hart. Had I played it in a high school piano recital? Something I danced to at a college formal? No idea.

What we have here í?

I am no one.

To be nobody, you know touching very well these keys.

♪ Not á s in a number of SEARCH ♪

The last pianist left abandoned me, my piano feels very lonely.

Digger: The name's Digger. Don't ask.

John Doe: The name's John. Don't ask.

Digger: Cool.

For Sale.

I hope not too modern for his taste.

My taste is quite modern.

What is it that makes you Mr Doe?

Paseo enough, drive cars, I windsurf, I play the piano ...

Excuse me?

I run a very diversified company.

These furniture ...

Used, we withdraw all to have room for yours.

No, I stay with them.

And with the Loft, too.

Despite store for me my secrets ...

I suppose that the idea was to settle these ra í.

Start a life.

What is the French revolucin?

Jeff: What is the revolucin French?

Jeff, there is no m á s tracks.

I'll bet 1200.

É his decree to annex to the Crimea, was adopted on April 8 ...

Who was the big Catarina?

Jeff: Who was the big Catarina?

We interrupt this program for a special report.

A teacher confirm that Jenny Nichols, 6 years, was in fact abducted.

Apparently during desapreci gym class in the morning.

Her mother arrived early, m á s say that this ...

This very angry with the authorities by the state of the investigation.

If anyone has any information regarding his whereabouts.

Digger? , I am here í! is I'm late.

♪ Who is my task for the home ♪

A sunset from the point of view of the sun.

♪ Your mother told you that you can stay blind to do that ♪

I can see it, their colors ...

What does that mean?

It's a color TV Einstein ...

No! There's something about that many.

Kidnapped.

Poor nia.

It seems that it will appear in a cartn milk.

There must be algn meaning, I am daltnico.

That girl ... ?

Being a á piece of the puzzle?

♪ A part of my past trying emerge from my head ♪

And if I am a teacher and she is a student at í m?

God, aydame ...

And if she is my daughter?

Kelly, calm dear.

No, Brandy is coming and it is h á bil much more than me.

Well, what á overcome. Hello?

John Doe: You in charge of the Jenny Nichols kidnapping?

Frank: Maybe. Who are you?

John Doe: The guy who's gonna help you find her.

I do not have time for this.

I have to see the case file ...

Who is she? His parents?

Look, why I play all the crazy?

Thank you, I will not pass í.

In the breach and the m*rder of Beaker, of last week, the periodic ... say they do not know I do not follow.

Let me guess, is seeking a vagabond, of almost ninety meters lame.

Footprints in the photo indicate steps m long with á s support on the right foot.

The footprints Entrecruzadas wheels are ... a grocery cart.

♪ Are you clairvoyant ♪

Something as í.
Jenny Nichols, first grade.

It was the beam during class gym and no longer went back ...

That was five hours.

Look, you can not to leave the children in the yard ... no tie with a strap.

Other outlets, windows?

No.

The living room cabinets, brick wall to wall.

The polic í ace arrived an hour later, what writhes everything from top to bottom.

It makes no sense ..emains alive!

But time is short.

How m á s one thing seems strange, m á s simple is the explicacin.

What?

The simple reason why nobody saw her leave is not output.

♪ Perdn ♪

Unless you become a pill jabn I think this loss.

I have already told you that we put this place upside down.

But, "and vice versa?

It is a renovated building.

What things said! And my kitchen twenty times thanks to my wife.

Soil original vinyl. Retired at 60. They put the new top.

The buildings of this size used boilers petrleo until 1964.

A McCloud HeatMax 320.

The 1960 law requires í a aperture ventilacin ...

48 inches.

Okay, we'll say to my contractor. Adnde wants to go with that?

The pipe ventilacin í to come from here í ... 3, 4 ...

So here í.

How if we had not already watched in the fourth of the switches ..ow the Germany! Has the nia!

5,10. Suspect on the run.

If it's so good, why not give a plate?

Or better, we give you your plate.

Head, if not by him ever had found the subject.

Found, and then lose it.

Frank, I am not mad to pass patrol with you to be your boss.

But as í is, and I can not be sympathetic. Come on.

John Doe falls from the sky, puts you to that in Germany the hands, and then it is the only person who to see the suspect's car.

Two and two are five.

A tab ...

As í it was you who found it.

But they do not want to say.

O God!

♪ Was right ♪
♪ Was hurt ♪

Sorry ... It was dark.

We have seen before?

I do not think.

"Bigwig was about to escape 's General Woundwort, Woundwort but was very suspicious."

"The hill of Watership."

♪ He knows ♪

Always before bedtime í he masters a chapter.

We are thirteen ...

She is all I have.

Lost í my husband two years ago ...

I do not know if I can overcome this.

♪ Know ♪

Bigwig escapes.

That nia, lost, alone. í masters may be related.

Of I do not come? The importance of genes á satellite indicate that it was a d í a. ..

Cloudy, without fenmenos meteorolgicos out of the ordinary.

No distress call was recorded by the Coast Guard, ningn UFO sighting. ningn loved to denounce desaparicin someone with my description.

Nothing ...

An Egyptian jerogl í traffic or before 29 Christ, light shows similarities.

And the logo of an editorial á policy also appears to be missing a bit.

♪ It is a birthmark ♪
♪ Algn type of seal ♪

I must be missing a cow seeking his ranch ...

But quiz á that Germany lost could help me find it.

You know that there are some 1300 models chips only in the United States.

True ... Lavande í ace, shops, services ... mean Heatherbanks HK-Keiller. A manufacturer of Cleveland.

Slo make a currency that although 9.62 grams, and is for washing machines, in particular for the industrial series Denmore 2400, used in hotels and motels.

Quer í to ask for his lavander í a. ..

♪ You to tell me that importing í type of washing machines have ♪

It comes inside the door.

It is a label with the model number.

♪ Works with chips round ♪

Square.

It's green, said "H K".

From the size of a coin of 25 cents.

Yes? Est á sure? 2400? Well.

Fant á Video.

Yes, it's one of ours. "HK", "Hello Kitty".

♪ Someone driving a Chevrolet Impala, color prpura ♪
♪ Impala ♪

Yes, a big car.

♪ Not ♪

I think I saw a parked on the door from 12 yesterday.

The old Powell will charge the room.

Medicine.

Thank you.

Someone who lives opposite the college Jenny said she saw ... a truck stop for two d í ace.

Registration?

Est á n on it.

Here is Matt Cleyton, two arrests ... for misconduct with a child and sexual agresin.

Come on.

Swiss.

Partly cloudy.

Detective, á is cleared. No trace of Germany.

What did she?

Hayes.

Frank, I'm Doe.

I have followed up a motel ...

Use plug abroad Penzil smoke and lights.

C á lmate, as we have it.

What? It's impossible. An employee he saw the Impala told me that ...

Hayes: Oh come on! Do you know how many 1970 purple Impalas there are in this town.

John Doe: One hundred and fifty seven.

Hayes: Forget I asked.

Listen, this is not your ground. The pervert sali ... sh**ting at all directions.

Est á dead.

♪ They have to Germany ♪

None. still not í.

And do not will have no á In the wrong person.

Exhibit A - Content of the motel's pool.

Epoxy 5 hydroxy 4 metilum upirosinc and calcium with cream. ointment for abrasions á cut lines.

Impetigo.

An alien in a hotel with a disease á cut line.

What has to do with Germany?

At least it was not random.

The advantages of the first time, you have coffee.

But that beautiful place.

♪ You have won the retrieval í a ♪

It has been clogged the sink in the kitchen.

Have uncovered a Use yogurt.

The bacteria are eaten what is á plugging.

Est á well, Mr Science.

So ...

Digger told me that now you as a private detective for real.

Hey, what's that?

Nothing? You to import í?

That sensitive.

Damn.

The archives of the Federal Court? That does not come with Windows.

I have decoded its Firewall and destroyed its protocol by using a virus.

You start to scare me.

Detencin's father Jenny Nichols for ... embezzlement two weeks before he d*ed.

Who is the picture?

A suspect.

An employee of a motel gave me the description.

You use either the symmetrical í a facial but í duty as work m á s shadow.

You help.

We have winner.

Any new?

No. Slo permission to speak.

Excuse the mess, be masters í to move past tomorrow.

Although not believe it is an anteater.

I never wanted a dog, slo an anteater.

Emerald Cove ... the place where van fly to the princesses.

It is a story that his father before him cont ...

Her husband ...

How earning a living?

It was insurance investigator.

I was familiar with ... policy of construction, structural design.

I do not know.

& Consulting í kindly to Jenny?

It was all for it.

How muri?

Please.

Be patient.

It was a car accident í against Video a telephone pole. There was an expl*si*n ...

Madam Nichols, I know that by little accused of stealing from their bosses.

It was an honest man. í Return to the borrowed money, ... cars, this house, finally meeting the courage to leave everything atr á s. .. and now this.

There never ends.

No, not because it ends muri.

An employee of the motel told me that hab í a housed in a room the night before.

It's impossible.

Est á dead, I saw his body!

Est á sure it was her body?

What you want what?

Wait? Think the father d*ed abducted his own daughter?

Pretend to his death prevent the prisoner go.

He was hidden by the past 2 years and now has returned for his daughter.

Not what you get but OLV í want that.

The permission of Madam Nichols for exhumations.

Here í ... and here í.

The per í meters outside the bones of this man, and shows long parallel streaks.

An evidence of a rich Food magnesium, depsitos opposed to the copper and zinc that usually appear.

What it means?

Madam Nichols? Her husband was a vegetarian?

None.

So this is not your husband. airports, customs stations alert, particularly in alerting m á next ...

í from here to Oregon.

What discovered?

They found an Impala your description.

High ..h í Nichols!

Open up the pace.

High, stop!

Run. An you can get.

Go.

What do you do? Trying save or make a cake?

The azcar accelerates coagulacin.

You and I are going to sit down to talk who, or who you are in reality.

Femoral artery alone is. Continuing to pressure, be á s okay.

Go after him! Get out of here í.

Control Panel, pedals rotor queue lever connector.

Here we go ... í , Si!

I'm flying.

My God, I'm not flying! Go ... up.

Sure ... you these leading to Switzerland.

Emerald Cove!

I guess you have not met in the best circumstances.

I'm Nichols.

John.

How you find me?

She's good? Knows? It was a great adventure for her.

She know ... ?

What is to die?

How are you ...?

I found traces of cream calcium in the hotel room ... that was not deducted c á ncer up I saw his hat into the boat.

My hat ...?

The tufts of hair ... acartonados by acumulacin of tiobonina, spots transpiracin with jaundice.

Third phase of chemotherapy.

I suppose that is inoperable.

Have any idea of what his wife this happening?

Do not you come talk to her? And what's your daughter? What kind of father ...

I'm going to die.

I do not understand, deb í to do so. Was the only way ...

De able to have this.

And now that á happen?

I took the back.

It is a pity that the helicopter only take place for 2.

Jenny Nichols: Daddy says you're the mystery man here to fly me home.

John Doe: I guess I am the mystery man.

Jenny ... Recognize me?

Tell me, I am familiar?

You know, there is something in the manner in which you see ...

I can go home now?

Yes.

Interdam Trytinopia. So í to see the color.

Habr á any medical explicacin?

An activation espont á nea of retinal nerve PTIC.

Or is it something else? Something about myself, my past?

On something that still í not understand.

Was dead, then alive and now dead again?

What to prosecute í rock slides and fell.

Food for fish.

Sure that that's what happened?

As true as my name.

Thank you, I have not been food for fish.

It will not taste as í.

Seriously ...

Sorry for having doubted you.

Dude, is my first d í here to í, Knows the way to the morgue?

At the end of the corridor, by the elevator.

Wis í that each year an ... 234,783 dogs disappearing?

I guess the biggest í to find a new home.

The question is, the last time, Recall that a d í to be lost?

What do you think?

What think about it?

No ...

I presuppose í a. ..

Well ... It was nice talking to you.

Normal or spicy?

Let's find out.

I want the spicy.

Hot.

Tommy? That you?

Tommy.

Tommy!
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