02x20 - Young & Younger Brother (Part 2)

[bunniefuu]

So... how about that truck?

Isn't she a beauty? Just like you.

It has my name on it.

Bro.

Bro, bro, bro...

I'm a little confused.

You were on your way to a very expensive cooking school that I wrote a very big check for.

And now you stand before me... with a food truck.

That has my name on it.

I totally get your confusion, man.

I was in a cab going to the airport.

And I was thinking about Gabi when all of a sudden, I see this food truck for sale.

I was like, "stop."

I told the cabbie, "You pull over, cabbie!"

And then I bought it.

With the $36,000 I gave you?

Shwah!

That's not how you shwah.

That is not how you shwah!

Look, Gabi's an amazing cook, so why shouldn't I learn and make money at the same time?

Oh come on, Jake!

You change jobs every two weeks.

What makes you think Gabi's just gonna jump on the crazy train and start a food truck with you?

She just said she loved it.

Well, she was being polite.

Tell him how you feel, Gabi.

This is the nicest thing that anybody's ever done for me.

And it has my name on it.

(Theme music playing)

♪ She's in the spotlight ♪
♪ And she turned my head ♪
♪ She'd run a red light ♪

♪ 'Cause she's bad like that ♪

♪ I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby, baby ♪
♪ I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby ♪

Shalom.

Alan and I are meeting with Rabbi Shapiro today.

Um... what's yiddish for "Who cares?"

According to Alan's mother, we need him to give us his blessing before he marries us.

No couple he's married has ever divorced.

Oh, that's too bad...

'Cause divorced men are my specialty.

Oh, you still can't find a date to my wedding?

Oy. That's yiddish for "What a shocker."

Good morning.

Hey! Is that Gabi from Gabi and Jake's food truck?

Yeah, it is.

I thought you'd be busy driving around town with Jake, my brother.

No, I'm here cooking breakfast for you, my boss, 'cause that's my job.

Oh.

You think you can do both jobs?

Yeah, I'm gonna work here for you during the day, and I'm gonna take the truck out at night.

That's cool with you, right?

(Laughs)

Yes, Gabi. That's totally cool.

Why is that funny?

Why is that funny?

No reason.

I am completely positive and confident this will be a wise and lucrative decision.

Really? Because, ah, you know, your tone is kind of suggesting otherwise.

Well, I suppose my tone might be pondering the notion of, ah, how much thought you put into this, you know, since last night.

More specifically what's your culinary target market, is there a certain niche being under-served, and what's your marketing strategy?

(Scoffs)

Yeah, like we haven't thought through all that already.

Okay, we haven't.

But you want to know why? Because unlike you, me and Jake don't think...

We do.

If you say so.

I do, okay?

This is gonna be a huge success. Do you want to know why?

Because we have a food truck with our name on it!

What do you have with your name on it?

A corporate office building, numerous magazine covers, the check I write you every week.

(Scoffs)

This truck is gonna make so much money!

And I'm gonna open a bank account, and Josh is gonna be like, "What?"

Yeah, well I'm already like, "Why?"

Gabi, have you thought any of this through?

Well, after Josh made me think I didn't, I did.

I'm gonna use the money I make catering the wedding to buy the ingredients to make the food I sell in the food truck.

Damn it! Why didn't I think of that when Josh asked me?

Okay. I just think it's a little bit naive.

I really don't understand why you'd risk everything over a guy... hi.

I'm Sofia.

I'm Jake.

Wow.

Wow, wow, wow.

Do you have any brothers?

Yes... Josh.

Oh, right.

Ah, It's nice to meet you.

I am going to check on the intake manifold.

I just said that to impress you.

It worked.

I'd like to intake his manifold.

Well, well, well...

Gabi in a short skirt in a dirty alleyway.

Some things just make sense.

Gabala, hey.

Hey.

So, my mom called.

It turns out a lot of our guests eat strictly kosher, so the appetizers have to be, too.

Oh, okay. Well, I'll just make them kosher.

What do I gotta do to them?

Make them all again in a whole new kitchen.

Kosher food has to be prepared in a kosher facility.

Ah well, hey, maybe the kitchen in this food truck is a kosher facility.

It's in the shape of a pig, sweetheart, so, I'm guessing no.

I'm sorry, Gabi.

If it helps... I never wanted you to be a part of this in the first place.

Well, there went my dreams.

Oh, God, Gabi. I am so sorry.

Jake, I just got fired from the wedding, and now all I have is no money and a thousand non-kosher appetizers.

That's sweet! Wa...

You have food... we have a food truck!

Let's take this baby for a spin tonight.

Oh, my God. That's an amazing idea!

You're an amazing idea.

Oh, okay.

Remember how amazing you were when you said we could sell my appetizers to a whole bunch of people, and then you took me to a park where there are no people?

Is somebody a little nervous?

Uh-huh.

Gabi, it's all good.

My buddy Ed from my tuna boat days is playing a small gig near here, and I'm sure people are gonna be hungry after his show.

A small gig?

We have a thousand appetizers to sell.

I mean, what if Josh is right? What if our business fails and we're no longer business partners, and then we're no longer any type of partners, and... and then we... We're not a...

I am really into you.

You are?

Oh!

And another thing...

Gabi: Oh, my God.

Um... who is Ed from the tuna boat?

Oh, his last name is Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran?

The grammy nominee who's best friends with Taylor Swift?

What? I thought I was his best friend.

Hi, Joel, this is Yolanda from church choir...

I have an issue, I have this little event on Saturday, and I was just wondering... oh, your wife came out of that coma?

Congrats.

Permanent vegetative state, my ass.

Isn't this cute?

Gabi and Jake started a Twitter account for their food truck.

They just tweeted a photo of Gabi, Jake, and Ed Sheeran.

"We are k*lling it, hashtag blessed, hashtag almost sold out."

Well, guess what, Yolanda?

Mm-hm.

"Almost sold out" is a lot different than... "hashtag sold out."

Thank you.

We did it!

Hey, officer, we just sold out of everything.

I'm sorry.

Me, too. So, what did I miss?

Oh, my God. Ah, lobster pot pies, Korean short rib waffle cones, bacon mac and cheese pops, you name it, we had it.

Did you happen to have a permit?

For what now?

Business permit, health permit, commercial driver's license...

Hold on! Ah... one second.

Jake?

No.

No to...

All of those.

Okay, um... Officer, we may have a little...

Ma'am, hand over the keys.

We're towing your truck.

What? No! Jake, do something.

Um... maybe we should call Josh.

Here you go, officer. Guess we're shut down.

We should call...

We're shut down!

Elliot, this is the worst day ever.

If I give you a check for a thousand dollars, can I not hear why?

Yeah, I wish.

Alan is insisting we pay you for the work you did on the wedding.

Oh, my God. This is amazing.

I can surprise Jake with the truck!

I love you, I love you, I love you...

I have this, I hate this, I hate this...

And that's why I'm convinced that Stevie Wonder can see!

Anyway, Rabbi Shapiro... to get your blessing would be a real mitzvah.

So, tell me more about your relationship.

I think that we're fated to be together.

He's my Woody Allen, and I'm his Soon Yi.

(Both laughing)

We laugh, we kid...

We stop.

So, ah, what are the areas of conflict in your relationship?

Conflict? As if.

Us?

The only thing we argue about is who loves the other more.

We even finish each other's...

We finish each other's...

So as you can see, Rabbi, we are a delight.

Do we have your blessing?

I think that we are going to have to meet again, and then we'll see.

So it's a maybe?

Well...

It's a we'll see.

Sentences!

We finish each other's sentences!

Hey, Josh, have you seen Gabi?

Why? Did you guys have a fight?

Did something go horribly wrong? I hope not.

Actually, something did.

Gabi didn't want me to say anything, but I hate to keep secrets.

The truck got impounded last night, 'cause I didn't know we had to get permits.

So, it wasn't a huge success?

No, dude. It was a fiasco.

It was!

It was... and I feel horrible.

You don't look like you do. What's the deal?

Are you still mad 'cause I spent the money on the truck?

No. It's not about the truck.

I don't care about the truck.

So then it's...

Gabi? No. It's not about Gabi.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I never thought about this.

Are you into her?

What?

Me?

Where would you come up with something like that?

Well, you just blurted out her name for no reason, which would explain the way you've been acting.

What? That is ridic... what?

This is totally making sense.

That's why you wanted to send me across the country to cooking school... you wanted to get rid of me because you like her.

Jake, that's...

Fine. You don't have the balls to admit it? I do.

I like her.

Josh, I really like her.

Fine.

You want balls?

I like her, too.

Jake! Guess who got the keys to the f... city?

Because the mayor, Ed Lee, loves our food truck!

I ah, I... I'm out of here.

Uh-huh...

Jake, what's going on?

I'm sorry, Gabi. I... I just need some space.

Josh, what's going on?

Okay, Jake's not talking to me.

Well, Josh isn't talking to you, either.

Well, what if Gabi asked nicely?

It's just a little issue between me and my brother that happened to flare up.

Okay, I don't mean this in an egotistical way at all, but could it possibly be about Gabi?

Maybe.

Look, he accused me of being into you.

Well, did you tell him that you're not?

I told him...

I told him...

Gabi, how can you date my brother when three months ago I told you I loved you?

What, Josh?

We talked about this, okay?

You said you wanted to be friends.

Yes, Gabi. And friends don't go dating their ex... a-a-almost something's brother.

But shouldn't friends be happy when their friend is happy?

Then I guess we're not friends.

Well, I guess we're not.

I don't even want this truck anymore.

My house keys are on there.

Thanks for coming back, Rabbi.

After all, the wedding is tomorrow.

Is it?

Not for nothing, but God willing, when I go to heaven, it'll pale in comparison to the eternal bliss I feel every moment I spend with Elliot.

Aw...

That's it. I have seen enough.

So, do we get your blessing?

I don't think so.

Both: What?

Oh, God. My mother will never let us get married now.

Let us?

Cut the damn umbilical cord already!

You're 90.

It's not about my mother. It's about tradition.

You'd know that if you'd ever watch Fiddler with me.

Who needs to watch it when you're always quoting it?

That is enough.

Rabbi Shapiro, I'm so sorry you had to see this.

No, you shouldn't be. Finally, I get to see you as a couple!

Couples fight. Couples have arguments.

That's healthy and normal.

Well, then we're the most healthy, normal couple you'll ever meet.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

There you go. You have my blessing.

We do?

Yes.

Both: Yay!

Oh! Let's go call my mother.

And pray we get voicemail.

How dare you!

Hey, Rabbi Shapiro.

Joshua, thank you so much for inviting me into your lovely home.

I gave the happy couple my blessing.

My work here is done.

That's nice.

Hey, ah, do you want a splash of this?

Oh, no, thank you. I only drink on high holidays and just before a circumcision.

Is there something on your mind?

A lot, actually.

Well, I'm sure you'll work it out.

I can really use someone to talk to.

All right. Start pouring.

My younger brother's in town, and normally, we get along great.

Can you make this quick?

I have a JDate with an Asian who's willing to convert.

Well...

I did something bad because I was jealous about this new relationship that he's getting into with somebody I used to have feelings for.

Used to or still do?

I don't know.

Both maybe?

Joshua, you are swimming in dangerous waters.

Have you ever heard the story of Cain and Abel?

Kinda.

Spoiler alert, it does not end well.

The point is, you're the older brother.

You have to set an example.

Do right by him, lest the relationship end in anger and bloodshed.

(Whistles)

Is that also in the Bible?

No.

Godfather: Part II.

Mm.

Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time as husband and husband...

Mr. and Mr. Park-Lowenstein!

(Cheering and applauding)

(Upbeat music playing)

I take it you haven't heard anything from Jake.

No.

He wouldn't answer my calls. I don't know where he is.

Hmm... maybe Josh knows.

I wouldn't know. I'm not talking to him, either.

(Slow music playing)

Aw, look. Everybody's dancing.

Well, yipee skippy for them.

Yolanda...

May I have this dance?

Oh, all right.

But you're not getting past second base.

For the last time, I was invited!

Jake!

I am sorry I didn't return your calls.

I've been very confused about everything.

So have I.

Dance and talk?

Let's do it.

Joshua, sometimes we have to be steady and give up the things we want most, even our dreams.

Bible?

Spider-man.

You know Gabi, I don't want to be the guy to come between you and Josh.

Well, I don't want to be the girl that comes between you and Josh.

So what do we do?

(Clinking)

Excuse me, I'd like to propose a toast.

Elliot's been my best friend for many years, and I've never seen him happier than he is today.

And that's not just 'cause I'm paying for the wedding.

And the honeymoon!

Ha ha, we never discussed that part.

You guys have found something amazing.

And best part about this is that it's just the beginning.

And there's magic in beginnings.

They're full of surprises, and you never know what's gonna happen.

So, raise your glasses.

Guys, here's to a lifetime of beginnings.

So, about beginnings and surprises...

I have one for my brother...

And my friend.

(Whistles)

Oh, my God. Is that our truck?

Josh: Yeah. It's got top of the line new appliances, a new engine, an A.C. unit... the works.

It looks amazing.

And it's got your name on it.

I figured if Ed Sheeran is tweeting about how awesome your truck is, you should capitalize on that and drive it down to Coachella.

Coachella? That's like, the biggest music festival in California.

There is no way we can get a permit for that.

Oh, right.

That is unless I already got you one.

Shwah!

Shwah?

Yeah!

And if you leave now, you guys can get there before it starts.

Gabi, you have two weeks off.

Go follow your dream.

I... I can't believe you did this.

Are you sure about this?

I'm sure.

I don't know how to thank you.

Yeah, you do.

You take good care of her.

Josh, I...

Gabi...

All I ever wanted was for you to be happy.

Okay everyone, it's time to toss the bouquet!

Line up, you single losers!

Ooh, we got the best spot.

Right?

There's no way we don't catch this!

Boom!

Hey, I got it!

I'm okay! I'm okay!

Hi.

Ruben?

You look so handsome without your sandwich suit.

Did you crash this wedding as big romantic gesture to get me back?

I'm a waiter.

And an idiot.

I can't believe I broke up with you.

You're the prettiest girl here.

(Giggling)

Go on...

Can I buy you a drink?

Well, it's an open bar.

So you know, you can buy me several.

So, I guess that means you're single.

I am.

Thank you, Jesus!

No offense.

No, ah...

You don't by any chance have any Jewish in you?

I do not...

But, the evening is young.

(Both laugh)

Hey!