03x08 - Mannen i mitt liv

[bunniefuu]

Suddenly he's saying things have gone too fast.

Then he gave me a drawing.

I thought: Okay cool. So I sent him a text to thank him for the drawing.

But then he didn't reply.

Evolution wise h*m* is a genetic dead end.

What the f*ck, are you gay?

I'm not gay. Well, maybe I'm a little gay.

Are you guys talking about Even?

What's actually going on between you two?

Nothing. He has a girlfriend.

It's Even.

Even?

[Hi. I bought tickets to the Christmas concert at the Sagene church next week. Thought you and I could take mom, it would mean a lot to her.]

It's a thank you for letting me take a shower here.

Did you use our shower?

I did use your shower.

The hair products aren't mine.

Not all of them.

You can always borrow shampoo-

Hi! Good morning!

I made breakfast.

I hope you're hungry because I made a lot.

Should we go change? So we can go to yoga?

Oh, you do yoga?

We don't do yoga.

Yes! We do!

Oh yeah, that yoga.

I forgot. We should go to yoga now.

We're going to do water yoga.

Water yoga?

At the swimming pool.

So we should...

We should go.

Just take the cayenne pepper from my cupboard.

Bye. Hi. Bye!

Bye!

I didn't know what you liked so I just made everything.

What movie?

Movie?

Taste it.

Is it good?

The secret is a tablespoon of sour cream.

When I woke up.

I thought you'd left.

Hey you...

I was just here cooking. And talked to your friends.

Does Sonja know where you are?

Screw Sonja. We're not together anymore.

Last time you said it was over you hooked up with her two days later.

It's not that easy for me to say screw her, Even.

You have to understand that the thing with Sonja is, is that she is really controlling.

Sometimes I feel like she knows me better than I know myself.

Because everything she says is true.

That's what I'm really tired of.

I feel like she can't feel what I feel.

Or think, for that matter.

Agreed?

Only you can feel what you feel.

I haven't felt anything like this before.

Ever.

Me neither.

This song?

Huh?!

Gabrielle?

Are you joking?

No.

My god, is this that hashtag?

What the f*ck?

What?

When you've found the man of your life and he likes Gabrielle.

Am I the man of your life?

Or? Is it me you were talking about?

Am I the man of your life?

That's like the hashtag, you know that!

Sorry, but you said I'm the man of your life.

Say it again.

Hm?

Say it again.

You're the man of my life.

It's sh*t!

See, you're dancing!

No!

Come on!

[Isak! Enough now. I've tried to reach you for days. I know you're mad at me, and that you probably think I'm a coward for leaving mom, but I couldn't help her. I hope one day you'll understand. I try the best I can.]

[Great. I'll come along to the Christmas concert. Taking my new boyfriend, his name is Even. It's a boy's name.]

[I don't know if you're joking right now?]

[If you got a boyfriend then that's really nice Isak, I would really like to meet him. But you know how mom is, she's stressed really easily.]

Hey.

Hey.

Did you forget to do your homework?

Yes.

Did you see that link I sent you?

No? What was it?

It was just a link to an article.

Okay, what was it about?

Just something about research that was done on evolution.

And h*m*.

I was just thinking of the discussion we had a while ago.

It rarely happens that I'm wrong. But it turns out I was wrong in that discussion.

Because h*m* has been a natural function within evolution.

They have lots of new and interesting research on it.

So...

I was wrong.

What about the Islam?

Is there anything new and exciting to report?

Or is it still the same?

Islam says the same as always.

That all people in the world are equal.

That no one should slander, abuse, judge, or ridicule.

So if you hear someone using religion as an argument for their hate.

Don't listen to them.

Because hate doesn't stem from religion, it stems from fear.

I'm so hungry.

Me too.

Are you coming or not?

I'm not coming.

Come on!

It's the best pizza in the city!

Ask someone in your class to take notes.

It's not that f*cking easy.

You guys don't have to ditch.

One class!

You can study for your test at home.

No, I can't.

Yes, you can!

No, you learn a lot more in class.

What are you saying?

Hey guys.

Guys, this is Even.

Even, these are...

Hey guys.

Hey. Magnus.

Nice to meet you.

Mahdi. Nice to meet you.

So, what's up?

We're gonna get some food, but he still has one more class.

Too bad.

So he's not really up for it.

Oh, it's Even! What the f*ck?

Sorry, man. Hi. Magnus. Nice to meet you.

Really nice to meet you.

He's the one who kicked us out, right?

We were kicked out because of this handsome guy?

You weren't kicked out!

They were going to a party.

It was really sudden though.

Guys! Leave! It's Even!

You were going to a party!

With you! But you didn't go because of him.

I think it's for the best that you weren't there.

Okay, done. We have to go.

We're getting pizza.

Enjoy!

Nice to meet you.

Bye!

Bye.

Pizza!

Hey. Isak.

Hi, this is Sonja.

From Even.

It's Sonja.

Stop f*cking calling Isak.

What the f*ck? Why did you do that?

Don't talk to her.

Why? What does she want?

She wants to control you.

Control me? How is she going to control me?

She doesn't like people who live freely and are real.

You're so f*cking hot, Isak!

[Hi mom. I'm together with a guy. Know you believe in God and that the Bible says it's a sin, but you don't have to be scared because it also says God has created everyone in his image and that everyone is equal. I'm sorry if you're sad. Hug from Isak.]

[Hi Isak, this is Sonja from Even, could you call me when you aren't with Even. It's important.]

Hi.

Hi.

Do you want to go to mine?

No. That's not what I want.

Okay, what do you want to do?

I want to check into a f*cking suite!

A suite?

Yeah!

Why do you always walk away like that?

Hi.

Hi.

We've booked a room on Even Bech Næsheim.

Yes, welcome.

Thank you.

Can I see your ID?

Are you Danish?

Yes, I am.

Are you Danish? Wow, that's so great!

I'm a big fan of Danes!

Danish movies, Danish people.

Carousels?

Antichrist?

That's really good.

Brødre!

That too.

Stjerner Uden Hjerner.

Maybe not that one, but the others are really good.

Don't you like Denmark?

I do, I do!

Denmark's great.

This here is my boyfriend.

So nice.

Yeah, really nice.

Isn't he handsome?

Handsome?

How do you say that in Danish?

Hot? Hot...

What do you say? Isn't this man beautiful?

Yes, very.

Yeah?

Very beautiful.

Taste that burger.

Is it good?

At our wedding we'll only serve mini burgers.

At our wedding? Really?

You don't think we'll get married?

We're so getting f*cking married!

A big f*cking wedding!

And we'll be dressed as God and Julius Caesar.

No actually, we'll be...

Completely naked! Completely naked. No clothes.

From now on we'll only do stuff naked.

Okay.

And I'll rescue you from a balcony. Just imagine me coming up to you in a white limo Tesla.

I'll come up to you and scream: Princess Vivian!

Princess Vivian?

It's so genius when you answer like that.

Because the entire joke is that you believe it's a Romeo and Juliet reference. But you don't realise that before going onto the balcony.

So you see that I'm sitting there naked.

With a tie. Then you get the reference.

After I've climbed up the balcony, I'll ask you: What happens after I've rescued you?

And you answer: I'll rescue you right back.

That's so f*cking funny. That's actually one of my dreams. It's a dream of mine.

How many Isak and Even's do you think are lying exactly like this right now?

Endless.

Endless time?

Yes.

You know the only way to have something forever is to lose it.

Don't say that.

I'm only joking.

Do you never sleep?

Not when you're lying here being so f*cking hot.

Baby! Come lie down with me.

I'll go out and buy some McDonalds for us first.

Even?

Where did he go?

Hi, is this Sonja?

Something happened to Even.

Can you check where the nearest McDonalds is?

If he goes to Grønland now he'll be beaten up. He's naked!

Okay thanks.

The police has him. So at least he's safe.

What happened?

He's manic!

That's what's happening.

He's not well.

You think he's in love with you?

He isn't!

It was just he sick idea he had.

Last year he memorized the Quran in Arabic by heart. He thought it was a good idea.

He shouldn't smoke either. He can't take it, which you might understand.

So can you please just stay away?