04x11 - Googs

[bunniefuu]

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

[Keyboard clacking]

Whoa!

Did you hear someone finally won the Googs contest?

They get to go on an exclusive tour of Googs' headquarters.

No way!

They even have a chance to meet Ari Curd!

Ari Curd?

Who's that?

What?!

You don't know who Ari Curd is?!

She's a genius, but she's super mysterious.

They're announcing the winner right now.

We're live today at Googs headquarters, where the winner of the Googs' "Search-To-Win" contest just arrived.

Let's check in, shall we?

Thanks, Kate, and here he is, the lucky winner.

Uh, hi!

I'm Panda.

I Googed for 48 hours straight until I won.

I can't believe I'm meeting Ari Curd!

Well, aren't you excited?

Aah!

Everything she's made, like, defines me ...

my phone, dating apps, emojis.

It's all because of her.

This is the best day of my life!

And who did you bring along?

I brought my bros.

Ah!

I am so excited for you, pal.

No, no, no, no, put me ...

[Grunts]

Grizz!

Ice Bear just wanted to be on TV.

And there they go into the Googs headquarters' entrance.

I can't believe it.

Man, I don't think I've ever won anything before.

Ice Bear can't wait to touch everything.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Guys, guys!

Before you go in there, please promise me you'll be cool.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Don't worry, bro.

We cool.

Ice Bear very cool bear.

Thanks, guys.

[Monitor whirs]

Oh, um, hi.

I'm here from the Internet.

I won your contest thing.

[Whirring]

[Female voice]

Congratulations, Panda.

Welcome to Googs.

[Celestial harp music]

All: Ooh!

Now entering the Googs dome.

Wow!

Whoa!

Welcome to the Googs VR zone.

Please put on your VR goggles.

Wow!

So cool!

That's so cool!

[Beeping]

[High-pitched]

Hey, there.

It's me, Schmorby, the Googs mascot everyone knows and loves.

Oh, my gosh!

Schmorby!

Ice Bear knows Schmorby.

Ah!

I love you, Schmorby!

You're already familiar with our amazing search engine, but Googs is so much more.

We also have self-driving cars, and we're researching the future of robotics, emojis, and rocket science.

Whee!

Well, that's it for now.

Welcome from all of us at Googs.

You can take off your headsets nows.

Hey, there.

It's Schmorby again.

Aah!

Giant worm!

A giant worm!

Look out!

[Laughs]

Don't be afraid of Schmorby.

I'm an advanced AI hologram.

Oh.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, no, that's a hologram.

Clearly a hologram.

I'll be guiding you on your tour today, but, remember, all the tech you see at Googs today is experimental and very expensive, so don't touch anything.

Of course, Schmorby.

We'll be cool.

Right, brothers?

Yeah, "Mr.

Responsible." That's me, sir.

Ice Bear will try.

Okay.

Now follow me to start your tour.

Um, excuse me, Mr.

Schmorby?

Wh-When do we get to meet Ari Curd?

If you're well-behaved, I'm sure Ari will be happy to meet with you at the end.

Welcome to the Googs research-and-development room.

This robot can build anything in under a second.

[Beeping, whirring]

Oh!

Oh, that's so cool!

Now follow me to the next area.

Hey.

What can you build with this?

[Beeping, whirring]

Uh...

Grizz, what are you doing?!

Schmorby told us not to touch anything.

He looked hungry, though.

Over here is our instant cloning pod.

That's so cool, Schmorby.

I know!

Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Huh?

What?

Oh, my!

Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear...

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Come on, no, no, no, no, no.

Clones?!

No, no, no, no, no.

[Beeping]

Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear...

[Sighs]

You guys have to be good.

We're gonna get in trouble.

Ice Bear good.

More Ice Bear, more good.

Come along, boys.

Ari's office is at the end of the hallway.

Ah!

This is so exciting!

Hey, what's this thing?

Ah.

This is Googs' most important piece of technology.

As long as this globe is turning, people around the world will have access to the Internet.

Now, follow me.

We're almost at the end of the tour.

Whoa.

Think we can find the cave on here?

Ice Bear thinks this button.

Ooh, hey.

I bet I can make it spin faster.

Whoa!

[Laughs]

Whoo!

Let us Ice Bear try.

Let me try it again!

And my 20th favorite Googs invention is the camel emoji.

Grizz: Okay.

Watch this!

[Rapid whirring]

Huh?

Mostly because of how ...

Wha?!

[Gasps]

[Glass shatters]

Y-You...

Oh, Schmorby.

I'm sorry.

Aah!

Schmorby?

W-Wait.

Where did he ...

You bears just goofed up the whole Internet!

No, no, no, Schmorby!

It wasn't me, it wasn't me!

Your punishment is...

[Shrill chord plays]

You bears need to leave now.

Tour over.

Get out.

No.

No, no, no, Schmorby!

Wait, wait, wait!

We can fix this!

Schmorby!

[Sobbing]

Schmorby.

Panda, we're sorry, man.

Aw, I cannot believe you guys!

This was supposed to be the best day of my life.

Ugh.

You ruined everything.

Come on.

Maybe we should give him some space.

Ugh.

Woman: [Echoing]

Panda.

What?

Who...

Who's there?

[Echoing]

Panda.

Huh?

Panda.

Enter.

Um...

h-hello?

W-Who's there?

What's going on?

Aah!

What?

And now presenting the diva of developers, the monarch of microcontrollers, the founder of Googs, Ari Curd!

[Gasps]

Ari Curd is an orb?!

[Normal voice]

In the future, perhaps, but not quite yet.

Welcome, Panda.

[Gasps]

Still cool!

I can't believe it!

I thought I wasn't gonna be able to meet you.

You're like my hero!

The pleasure is all mine.

You're cool.

It's just your big, wild animals of brothers we were worried about.

Oh, my gosh.

I am so sorry about them.

They can be such dingles sometimes.

Don't fret, Panda.

That's in the past.

Now, come.

I'm going to show you something very special.

[Echoing]

Behold...

[Normal voice]

a new frontier in space exploration ...

the Googs Interplanetary Rocket, or the Grocket, as it's known internally.

This is the Grocket's cockpit, the Grockpit.

As you can see, it's designed to be as minimal as possible.

Whoa!

So aesthetic!

You know, this is all part of Googs' bigger plan to send society's elite to a base on the Moon.

Whoa!

For real?!

Indeed.

On the Moon, we hope to create a utopia free of the crust of this Earth, a place called "G.

Land"!

A place for the intelligent, the capable ...

those like you, Panda.

And that's why I'm asking you to be the very first to go.

Whoa!

Really?!

That's ...

What ...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait a sec.

You want me to go to space?

Come on, now, Panda.

You are the ideal candidate ...

smart, savvy.

Single.

Help us establish this new world order on the Moon.

The Moon!

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

This has been really cool and all, but there is no way I can just up and leave my brothers.

Hmm.

But I thought you were sick of those ...

how do you say, dingles?

[Sighs]

I suppose I have no choice then.

Schmorby!

Initiate launch sequence.

Yes, ma'am.

Wait.

What?!

Beginning preparations for launch.

[Alarm blaring]

Heck no!

Forget this.

For...

Forget Googs.

I'm out!

I don't think so, Panda.

Let's get you flying this thing.

Wha...

Schmorby?

How are you touching me?

You're virtual!

With Googs' Real Feel technology, our holograms are essentially physical objects.

I can feel [Deep voice]

pain!

No, no!

Let me go, let me go!

Please, Panda.

Do it for the future.

Ciao.

Wait!

Ari!

Schmorby: Come on, Panda.

It's space time.

Countdown to launch.

[Alarm blaring]

Aah!

No, no.

10, 9, 8...

[Grunting]

...7, 6, 5, 4...

You should be excited, Panda.

This is for the greater good.

Ari!

Schmorby!

Wait!

No!

...3, 2, 1, 0.

[Panda screaming]

Ugh.

Geez.

No, no, no, no.

Stop!

Reverse!

Neutral!

Get me out!

Please!

[Toilet flushes]

Huh?

Whew!

Ha!

Felt like the whole Earth shook when I took that.

Guys?!

What are you doing here?!

Bathroom.

Why do you have a fishbowl on your head?

Hmm!

Whaaat?!

Wait.

This is for real?!

We're actually in space?!

There's got to be some way to turn this thing around, right?

I'm trying!

Aah!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

[Sizzling]

[Both screaming]

D'oh.

There's got to be another way out.

Oh, geez, oh, geez, oh, geez.

Guys, I'm so sorry for dragging you into this.

Grizz: Yeah, no time, Panda, okay?

Look!

The escape pod!

Come on!

[Grunts]

[Straining]

Aw, nuts.

Uh, there's not enough room for all of us.

Got to find a ...

Huh?

[Muffled]

Panda, wait.

What are you doing?

[Grunting]

Panda, no!

[Normal voice]

Panda!

Panda!

What have you done?

Aah!

Panda: Hey.

Hello?

Bros, I-I don't know if this thing is on, but I just wanted to say I'm sorry it's ending like this and for being selfish.

You guys might mess stuff up sometimes, sure, but you're just being you.

Panda.

And you know what?

That's what I love about you.

So I guess this is goodbye, bros.

Take care of Miki Chan.

Panda?

Panda?

[Static]

[Monitor whirs]

No, Panda!

♪ Star bear ♪ ♪ Have you lost your way?

♪ ♪ Floating to the sun through space ♪ ♪ Star Bear ♪ [Whirring]

Hey, there.

You can take off your headsets now.

Wha...

[Screams]

Wha...

Wait.

These are still on?

Panda, oh, my gosh!

Panda, my beautiful child!

Guys, guys, guys!

I'm fine!

I'm fine!

I'm fine!

It was all virtual!

Panda!

Ah!

You're alive!

Oh, it's a VR miracle!

Ice Bear on emotional roller coaster.

Aww, you guys.

Wait.

So we were on some kind of double VR for a bit there.

Well, howdy there, boys.

And welcome back to the flesh world.

[Stammers]

Well, who are you?

Why, I'm Ari Curd, of course.

Did you like my online avatar?

So hard deciding on hair...

Anyway, thanks for beta-testing our new Googs VR tech.

Did ya have fun in there?

I-I thought I d*ed.

He sacrificed his life!

Why did you do that to us?

Why, for research, you sillies.

Now, how about we start the real tour, then?

What do you say?

Pass.