04x37 - The Gym

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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04x37 - The Gym

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

Panda: Yep.

This is it.

"Free couch if you can pick it up".

Hey, why do we need another couch?

We have one just like this.

Dude, L-shaped couch.

Think about it.

Ice Bear wants to lay down...

when watching TV.

We can both lay down on it!

[Laughs]

Okay, come on, Pan-Pan.

Help us carry this babe.

I'm coming, I'm coming!

Okay.

On three.

One...

two...

three.

[All grunting]

All right.

Wait.

I couldn't get a good grip on it.

Come on, Grizz.

You've got to lift at the same time!

[All grunting]

[Snap!]

Ah!

Ow, my back!

Ow!

Okay.

I just...

Ah.

I'm just going to lay down for a bit.

Aw, sweet!

The couch is still here.

You bros don't mind if I swoop on this real quick, right?

Hmm?

There we go.

Ah!

Dude, you're crazy strong.

Wow, you lifted that so effortlessly.

Lift Ice Bear.

Ah, thanks, bro.

You guys think this is impressive, you guys should come check out our new, exclusive gym.

Gym?

The Mystique Physique!

It's brand-new.

Hup, hup.

Ten more laps!

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

Say, you three should come join it.

Get ripped.

Oh, I don't know.

I kind of like my big belly.

Look what I can do.

Feed me!

[Laughing]

Grizz, stop.

Nah, bro.

What you guys need to feed on are protein shakes.

I mean, look at all this potential underneath!

You guys are built like animals.

All right.

Go on.

This guy, you skipped out on leg day, huh?

Uh, what day is that on?

And you...

you're already buff, but hey, we can make you buffer so that you guys can have eight-pack abs!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Wow!

We'll check out your gym.

[Music]

Whoa!

Look at all these people working out.

This place is nuts.

It doesn't even smell in here.

I'll get you guys settled in.

Yo, Brian, my man, got you something better to lift!

Aw, yeah, man.

Whoo!

Now I must remind you this is an exclusive gym, and only the most intense get to become members, like me.

All: We're intense!

[Grunting]

[Slap]

That's the spirit, but in order to join, I'm going to have to observe you while you work out.

Then I'll be able to tell if you're Mystique Physique material.

So, let's get you guys started!

You, Grizz, I recommend our state-of-the-art bouldering arena to beef up those arms, bro.

[Screaming]

He's all right.

Let's keep moving!

You okay, bro?

[Moans]

For you, Panda, might I suggest our mood cycling class?

Come in!

Cycle with us.

Leg day all day, baby.

Oh, hello.

Well, I guess riding a bicycle ain't too bad.

And for someone of your perfect physique...

...tai chi.

Polar bears love tai chi, right?

Ice Bear is Ice Bear.

That's what I said, polar bear.

Uh, right?

[All grunting]

[Music]

All right.

Let's see here.

Huh.

Well, let's start with something beginner-friendly.

[Grunting]

Almost there.

Whew!

Oh, I made it to the top.

How pathetic.

[Giggles]

Geez, work out much?

Oh, just warming up.

[Clears throat]

Bro.

Oh, geez.

I better step it up.

You're trying to be a member, mister?

Me, too!

[Grunting]

Hey, I did it!

I'm membership material!

Great stuff, little man.

You've got the makings of a member.

Ughh.

[Raspberries]

[Laughs]

[Growls]

What else you got?

Whew.

This isn't so bad.

All right, new cyclists!

It's now time to put on our VR headsets.

Huh?

VR?

Hmm.

Whoa.

Well, okay, I guess.

[Music]

Whoa!

Is this virtual reality?

Huh?

Hi, cutie.

Let's go on a bike-riding date.

Say whaaaat?

This is amazing!

[Music]

[Grunting]

[Music]

Looking good, my bros.

Keep at it!

Ha-ha, try and keep up!

Ahh!

You go, my dude!

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

How do you like the ride, Panda?

So good!

I guess working out is not so bad.

Great work out there!

Yeah, you're k*lling it.

[Laughs]

I love mood cycling!

Let's keep it going.

You heard the man, Sandra!

Turn it up!

You got it.

[Laughing]

I could do this all day!

Huh?

What?

What's going on?

Sandra: Now, cyclists, grab onto your handlebars because things are about to get intense.

Oh, no.

[Screaming]

Ah, somebody stop this!

Ah!

No!

Ah!

No!

Gah!

You're shredding, dude!

Buh!

All right, ladies and polar bear, it's time for some good, old-fashioned sparring.

Ice Bear doesn't want to hurt old ladies.

Nonsense, dude.

All new members here spar on their first day.

Ice Bear...

will go...

slow.

Begin!

Unh.

Huh?

Oh, that's not membership material.

Ah.

Ice Bear wasn't ready.

[Music]

Ice Bear in over his head.

[Breathing heavily]

I'm membership material.

Oh.

Not bad, mister.

You've been keeping up with me, barely.

Don't give up yet, bros.

You guys are so close to proving yourselves to being members.

All right.

Last challenge.

Name a game.

Ha, you'll regret that because I pick the...

Wall of Doom!

[Wind whistling]

Is that ice up there?

It's close to the AC.

Great choice, my dudes.

This is definitely the most intense challenge in our gym.

And I'm going to conquer it first!

[Laughs]

Dude, you're such a member right now.

[Breathing heavily]

Catch up if you can, mister!

[Grunting]

Rock on!

Grr.

I won't lose to you.

Chalk up!

Dude, awesome!

Dude is crushing these laps.

[Grunting]


Ugh.

Turn it up more, Sandra!

Um, okay, if you think he can handle difficult mode.

Difficult mode?

Ah!

[Yelling]

Stop it!

Zombies!

[Screaming]

No!

Get away!

Get away!

Ah!

What is happening?

Get away, get away, get away, get away!

My boy, breaking the mold!

Back away from me!

[Continues screaming]

Oh, bro!

[Grunts]

[Music]

Ice Bear outnumbered.

Must use ultimate move.

[All yelling, grunting]

[Music]

[Grunting]

[Mechanical whirring]

Ah!

What?

They move in and out?

Ah!

They also move up and down!

Whoa.

Ooh.

[Both yelling]

Ha!

I'm further up than you, dude.

What?

[Screaming]

No!

[Grunts]

Got you, kid.

[Groaning]

[Yelling]

Oh, get off me!

Get off me!

['60s music plays]

What, greaser zombies?

[Yelling]

Somebody save me!

[Music]

Huh?

All: Hee-yah!

[Yelling]

What now?

What the heck is that?

[Rock music]

Whoa!

[Continues yelling]

They're everywhere!

Help!

Ah!

Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away!

Make it stop!

[Continues yelling]

Huh?

Oh, ribbon girl, I'm so glad you're here!

[Moaning]

Ah!

No, not you, too!

No!

No!

No!

Get off me, zombie girl!

Get off!

Bah!

Go away, zombies!

[Thud!]

Oh, oh, whoa!

Somebody help!

Somebody.

No!

[Yelling]

Zombie!

Help!

Zombies are everywhere!

No, no, no, no!

Hmm.

Ah!

Zombies, zombies, zombies!

Ah!

Hang on, little man.

Use that grip strength.

Ah!

Help me!

[Grunting]

Oh, getting worried!

Oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh!

Hey, man.

[Gasps]

Oh, wow!

Nice catch, little bro.

Now, let's get down from here...

[All screaming]

105, 106, 107...

[Thud!]

[Grunting]

Whoa, I don't remember adding three bears to my reps.

We're alive!

All: Yay.

Ah!

Zombies!

Get them away!

Get them away!

Whoa, whoa, my dudes, what a workout!

You guys are most definitely Mystique Physique member material!

All: Yay.

Heck, forget about being members.

The way you guys performed was so rad, I want to make you boys official trainers!

[Cheers]

It would be my honor to work out with you, so what do you say?

Hai.

Yeah, okay.

Here's your first lesson ...

how to power nap.

[Snoring]

[All snoring]

Ah!

Zombies!

Ah!

Help!

Done!

Done.
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