04x02 - Friends in Low Places

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(WYNONNA): Previously on "Wynonna Earp"...

Gloria Valdez.

She's like some kind of scientist?

We think it leads to another way into the garden.

Help us find Dr. Gloria Valdez.

(RACHEL): My mom's not one of the bodies.

Wherever Waverly is, she's not safe.

- Wynonna!
- We have to get to her.

Go!

(DOC): What is this place?

The blood has to be fresh.

- (DOC): Let's use him up.
- Bought us more time.

Shut up and run!

Wynonna!

Sheriff Haught.

At least you are wearing a smile.

Nicole!

Nicole!

(ZOMBIE GROWLING)

Girl, you are in a league of your own.

Lady, we gotta leave.

How far down does it go?

- All the way.
- Ah!

My sister's girlfriend is mutant meat or a pancake!

- Waverly's gonna k*ll me!
- They're gonna k*ll you!

- I'm gone.
- Haught! Stay alive!

I'm gonna come find you!

You are here!

I am!

But how are you here?

And, uh...

Why did your garments not accompany you?

Ahh! Oh my God! Don't look at me!

- I was not!
- Do not look at me!

I would never!

Although...

- Sheriff Haught...
- Oh my God!

I have seen many a fine formed women in my lifetime.

- Nope! Nope.
- This is nothing to me, this is merely water off a duck's back.

Well, I am not a damn duck, so stop talking and find me something to wear!

- I cannot get in.
- And I can't get out.

I shall fetch help.

And pants.

And Waverly.

I will get Waverly!

Yeah.

Yeah, Waverly!

(TENSE MUSIC)

♪ 'Cause I gave you all I got to give ♪

♪ I know that ain't no way to live ♪

♪ So I told that devil ♪

♪ To take you back ♪

♪ I told that devil ♪

♪ To take you back ♪

(DOC): Waverly.

Waverly Earp!

Hey!

The fire's d*ed down.

You know...

Also, we built a fire?

You cut your hand. You fed the machine.

Don't you know how dangerous this is?

No, and neither do you.
We don't know anything!

I know I swore to protect you!

And I am trying to protect this place, just like my father did.

Since when?

Stop talking nonsense and listen!

I am a fully grown half-angel.

And an adult human lady!

Speaking of adult, Nicole is here!

What? Where? How?

She's in this hole just a way back there.

Next time, maybe lead with that!

Well, Lord knows I tried!

Well...

Are you sure it's her?

I saw her with my own two eyes.

How does she look?

Um...

I think you will be pleased.

(ZOMBIES GROWLING)

Eat wood!

- Ugh!
- My bad.

Teenagers are the worst!

Has anyone in history ever noted that before?

I said, my bad.

(GROWLING)

Those things are everywhere.

"Those things" used to be brilliant physicists.

They were working on some inter-dimensional gateway.

- To the Garden?
- Whatever it was,

Black Badge was trying to weaponize it.

But once they actually got the thing to open,

BBD panicked and gassed everyone.

It's the Chili Cookoff all over again... minus the edibles-laced cornbread, and holl*back Girl on repeat.

You might be even weirder than me.

And my best friend for six months has been a rat.

There's gotta be another way to get into the lower levels.

If your friend fell into the lab, she's already bread for the walking dead.

But if she fell into the gate room...

Yeah, she fell into the gate room.

Because you want that to be true?

Hey, you know what?

What are you doing here, kid? Huh?

You've been camping out here at mutant manor for what?

Months? Years?

I can't leave my mom, okay?

I know the chances of Dr. Gloria Valdez having survived is more unlikely than an anti-vaxxer who Botoxes, but I need to know what happened to her.

And if I find proof she bit it, I bounce.

Were you home-schooled, kid?

'Cause you might want to workshop that eulogy.

All I'm trying to say is... if the gas turned her totally toxic Avenger,

I'll take care of it. Like...

(MIMICS SLICING AND CHOKING NOISES)

- That means I k*ll her myself.
- I cracked that code.

- Yeah, okay.
- (ZOMBIE GROWLING)

- Rachel...
- Shh!

(LOUD GROWLING)

Yeah, I'll tell you later.

Rachel, we can't hide forever.

I'm gonna go find Nicole with or without you.

Okay, okay yeah.

There is another way into the lab.

But we really need three people to get in.

Well, we have two.

And bonus, they're both super f*cking weird.

So listen, we can help each other, alright?

But I'm not leaving this place until I find my friend.

And I didn't bring any deodorant.

- I can tell.
- Nope, not abandoning any of 'em.

My Haught cop. My celestial sister.

My vampire baby daddy.

Your life is wildin', girl.

Together.

(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

(ZOMBIES GROWLING)

- (WAVERLY): Nicole! Baby!
- Waverly?

You're here, you're really here! How?!

- How are you here?
- I have no idea!

It's so foggy. For a second I was there, and then I was...

Wow.

Are you okay?

Are you?

Get in here and check.

What? Oh, God!

Baby, you're in some sort of silo prison.

Yeah, and Doc saw me naked!

But it's fine, I'm over it, so...

So, where is everyone else?

Is Purgatory okay?

Did you see Wynonna?

No, it's just...

it's just me.

Here with you, now.

God, it's really you.

(SINISTER MUSIC)

Waverly...

Who else would I be?

Wynonna!

Argh!

I'm down here, I'm still alive!

(GROANING)

Ow.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Oh, walnuts.

(GROWLING)

MAN: Who are you?

The lab is kept deoxygenated to keep the samples sterile.

All those words make me itchy.

Unless you want to suffocate, we have to wear decontamination suits and masks.

Ebola outbreak, but make it fashion. Got it.

We have to cross the lab to get into the gate room.

But first, we need to find a keycard that opens the door to the gate room.

(WYNONNA SIGHS)

And where do we think that is?

Around the neck of some mutant Black Badge scientists.

The good news is they tend to stay dormant, in stasis, unless you wake them.

Say, with a beaver blaster?

Is everything a sex joke to you?

I do try to scissor one in as often as possible.

(WYNONNA CHUCKLING)

So how do we do this?

I have to find the other keycard.

And once we're in the gate room, we have to swipe both cards simultaneously to reopen whatever portal my mom was working on.

We'll only have one chance to find what's at the bottom

- of the Nic-hole.
- And the lab is full of rabid lab coats.

So whatever you do, keep it quiet.

What?

We could short circuit the force field?

- But with what?
- Ah! There!

That's better! Slay!

Lemme guess: Island of Lesbos, resort collection?

What the hell is that?

It's just time to feed the machine.

The machine?

It is my turn.

- I will go.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Guys? There's a machine?

Yeah. It runs on blood.

Human blood.

Yeah, we have to feed it... blood.

Sure. Okay.

So what happens if you didn't?

Feed it, I mean?

I do not think we want to find out.

Wow. This place is a lot.

I still don't understand how you got here.

Yeah. Me neither.

Baby?

I have got to get out of this cage, okay?

'Cause these cherry blossoms, this force field, they're not my friends.

- (DEEP RESONATING VOCALS)
- Do you hear that?

I'm pretty sure I don't.

It's calling to me.

The throne. My father's throne.

Julian.

Kevin said that I would sit on it, to save the world.

And that I would turn to stone.

Ha...

Waverly...

Baby, you've already sacrificed so much.

Yeah, well, I'm not the only one.

Doc became a vampire to save us.

Oh.

Is that why he did it?

Yeah, see...

I thought he was just scared to grow old and... die.

- That's pretty harsh.
- I'm sorry.

Look, I think I'm just hangry.

Yeah, well, imagine being Doc.

He hasn't fed in days.

(ALARM BLARING, METAL CREAKING)

Ah, there, there, you old boot.

You need more blood? I know the feeling.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(DOOR OPENING)

(DOOR LOCKING)

Ugh!

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(GASPS, GAS HISSING)

Everything's gone to sh*t, must be Tuesday!

- (GROWLING)
- No way, not today.

(GROANING) When I dreamt about dying, it involved me in Waverly's arms and Waverly in Sara Lance cosplay.

(GROWLING, NICOLE SHOUTING)

The garden is coming to life.

You're not wearing Bulshar's ring.

Well, yeah, I...

I guess he's gone now. Bulshar.

Oh yeah, we smote that basic bish but good.

Smoted? Smited?

Hey, did you ever think to ask him why he was trying so hard to get in here in the first place?

I just assumed, like most balding sociopaths, he wanted to play God.

(LAUGHING) Woman, look around!

God... hasn't been here for a long, long time.

Yup. He hit it, then he quit it. Left humanity on read.

Maybe we should just, like, chill on the God talk.

And what kind of batshit playground experiment for creation was this?

You know, there was a guy, when Doc and I first got here.

He called this place a prison.

And then he sort of chopped off his own head.

Men.

So dramatic, right?

Yeah, I guess.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

So are you, like, super pissed that Wynonna drugged you?

The things I'm pissed about... well, it's a long list.

But... all will be remedied one by one by one, just as soon as I get out of here.

Baby.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
My mask. I can't breathe.

What's it called when you don't get enough oxygen and you feel drank, and you start to...

(WYNONNA GIGGLING)

You're getting hypoxeia.

Yeah. Talk about silent but deadly.

Mask leak, c'est chic.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, get back down there, mister!

- Shut up.
- Oh sh*t.

Oh! Nice to see you, mute-aunt, where's my mute-uncle?

Nowhere. Bad for brain.

We're good, we're good.

Nice one, lil' baby condom!

- But which, which is which?
- I don't know!

(NICOLE BREATHING QUICKLY)

(SCREAMING)

(PANTING)

(LABORED BREATHING)

(SCREAMING, ZOMBIE GROWLING)

(GIGGLING)

(SCREAMING)

f*ck you! Yeah!

Who's a girl gotta screw around here to get a g*n?

Hiya, Red!

Wynonna!

(GROWLING)

Hi! Who's your crawl-y friend?

(SCREAMING)

(LABORED BREATHING)

(GIGGLING)

She almost k*lled us, getting to you.

- What's wrong with her?
- Hypoxia.

(LAUGHING) I wasn't gettin' no oxygen.

Okay? None.

You're something else, Earp.

I don't ever half ass it.

I ass and a half it.

Whatever you are, you're...you're my ass.

That sounds kinda lesbian.

Ugh!

(TENSE MUSIC)

Well, I'll be damned.

Not literally, I hope.

Nicole.

The many faces of Nicole.

Not Nicole.

An imposter.

This prison is not for us.

It is for the thing I left
Waverly alone with!

(ALARM BLARING, METAL CREAKING)

Her leg is definitely broken in at least two places.

- (BONE CRACKING)
- Oh! Ah! Ah!

- Three.
- It's okay.

When we get out of here, I'm going to draw a bunch of dicks on your cast.

(WHIMPERING) That's really sweet.

You know, from a fall like that,

I still think I got off pretty easy.

(WYNONNA): Well, we all like to get off.

But you, please, have to stop dropping things.

You know, if this is a proposal, I gotta say... it's missing some baby carrots.

I don't know what that means.

It means, I'm already spoken for.

I just haven't had a chance to tell Waverly that.

(VOICE BREAKING)

Sheriff, I'm sick and tired of listening to all the disgustingly hot premarital sex

- you're having in my house.
- You've been listening?

So let's go make you make an honest woman out of my little sister.

Nicole Haught, will you open the back door to the maybe garden of Eden with me?

(RACHEL): No one's opening anything.

Is that... ?

(ZOMBIES GROWLING)

Dr. Gloria Valdez.

My mom d*ed trying to keep this portal shut.

Try to change that and I'll k*ll you.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Doc was supposed to feed the machine!

Yeah, and he failed. Again!

Big surprise!

What's happening?

Let freedom reign.

Friggin' finally!

(NICOLE LAUGHING)

(WARBLED expl*si*n)

Ah-ha! Thank you, Waverly!

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Come on.

Wait. Nicole...

- You taste like...
- (DOC): Waverly!

Waverly, get away from her!
That thing is not Nicole!

Like sulfur.

(DEMONIC VOICE): Why are the smoke shows always dumb as sh*t?

God, if you hurt the real Nicole...

Oh, sweetie...

I'm going to hurt all of you.

You can call me Eve.

Stay away from her!

And the important thing is, I'm out.

Ah!

(GROWLING)

Rachel!

Your Mom wouldn't want this for you.

Stop pretending like you know her.

I know how your mom felt.

'Cause I would die to save my sister.

Or k*ll.

Anyone.

Everyone.

Wynonna, tell her the truth.

I really did lose my Mom, a lot of people, when I was young, but I grew up.

And now you have to.

Your mom did this so you could.

Wynonna knew your mom was dead.

Before we even got here.

Narc.

You lied to me.

- You're Black Badge.
- No.

- We're two friends.
- Best friends.

She said it first, there's no take-backs right?

... who love the same angel more than anything in the world.

You're...

You're polygamists?

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

Something is happening on the other side of the door,

I've got to get through!

They just, they just left her here to rot.

I couldn't save her.

Well, let us save someone else.

(WAVERLY SCREAMING)

Whatever you are, Doc's going to k*ll you.

Ah, save your heteronormative hero hogwash for humanity, sweetie, which incidentally, I preclude by eons.

Just say you're old, you pretentious bitch!

I am a nightmare unto the world.

And your cherubic little daddy d*ed before he could teach you how to save it.

- (WAVERLY SCREAMING)
- From me!

Ah! For once I wish we'd just take on a demon

that isn't such a talker, you know?

(SHRIEKING)

(GASPING)

Well, it's not all bad news.

See, you succeeded where the snake failed.

You freed me from this prison.

You and your cute little cowboy.

I am a gunslinger, you amateur.

(WAVERLY SCREAMING)

(INTENSE MUSIC)

The best in the west! (LAUGHING)

Hi, gorgeous! Ya miss me?

(GASPING)

But I screwed all this up.

Hey, your mistakes do not define you.

This crazy chick without a g*n is living proof of that.

Nicole and I are going through that portal to rescue our people and all the b*ll*ts in the world are not gonna stop us.

You just wanted to punch her again.

I can't believe I may be stuck with you forever.

(POUNDING)

(NICOLE): It's cracking.

Oh sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

Well, if we're going to get into the garden, we do it now, this is our only way out.

(CHUCKLING) Oh!

Wow, you are real handsome when you lose control.

You do not get to speak as him.

(GRUNTING)

Please, Holliday. Please.

Don't hurt me.

Shut your lying mouth.

(GASPING, COUGHING)

Earth angel brought a demon.

Smart.

- Doc!
- You're one of us!

When are you gonna man up and pick a side?

From the devil that cannot even pick a face.

Don't think about leaving!

I'm not done with you yet.

You are done.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(SINISTER MUSIC)

And you will never touch her aga...

(LABORED BREATHING)

Doc.

How could you?

I love you.

- Enough.
- More than.

Come now, we are vamoosing.

I cannot let Eve leave her prison.

- We will not.
- I will not.

(DOC SCREAMING)

(SIZZLING)

(INTENSE MUSIC)

(POUNDING)

Do these even connected to anything or is it just like that door close button

- on the elevator?
- Yank the...

Tug the...

Yeah, fine, everything is a sex joke, okay?

- (POUNDING)
- Guys, they're almost inside!

Toss her your g*n!

- (g*nsh*t RICOCHETING)
- Ah!

With the safety on!

- I'm sorry!
- (POUNDING)

Key cards, we gotta the thing with the key cards!

Ready? One, two, three!

(BEEPING, MACHINE POWERING UP)

Holy sh*t.

Lit like a Fukushima weekend.

Red... Don't let all my tricep dips go to waste.

Ah! My leg's broken!

Well, suck it up, Sheriff, she needs you!

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

No, Doc and Waverly need you, they need the Earp heir.

I need medical attention.

Don't you dare do this to me, not after all your guilt trips and your punching.

Yeah, we do have fun, don't we?

(BREATHY LAUGHTER, ZOMBIES GROWLING)

They're almost inside. They'll k*ll you.

Not a chance.

I'm gonna be waiting for you back in Purgatory.

Nicole, Nicole. I can't.

(SOFT MUSIC)

I can't do this without you.

Actually, only you can.

It has to be you, Wynonna.

It was always gonna be you.

(GROWLING)

The gate is closing!

Don't you dare leave her alone.

I won't. I swear.

I'll see you at home.

All of you.

(INTENSE MUSIC)

- Ahh!
- Earp!

Argh!

Huh?

(PANTING)

Oh, man.

Titanic taught a whole generation of chicks they can just throw away jewelry, like "hey!"

- (INTENSE MUSIC)
- Come on.

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

I'm already here.

And I'm only wearing half a shirt.

I'm gonna catch a cold.

(INTENSE MUSIC)

I know you're probably evil, but minus the shears through your stomach, whatever you're doing with your bod is working.

Are you a clone?

Wy-Clone-A?

(DEMONIC VOICE): I am Eve.

I'm Death.

God... is my voice really that annoying?

I am going to flay your friends alive and strangle you with their skin.

Jesus, Orphan Whack.

Take a Midol and a nap.

(DOC): Waverly!

Okay.

Well, at least I know I'm in the right place.

(GROANING)

f*cking humans.

Eve cannot escape.

She cannot be allowed to enter the realm of Men.

I am the Guardian.

I am the failsafe.

(RUMBLING)

Ugh!

(SCREAMING)

Maybe Wynonna didn't make it through?

Oh no. (CHUCKLING)

No, that's a good sign.

She's definitely driving somebody crazy in there.

(POUNDING, GROWLING)

The mutants are almost through.

- I can't do this anymore.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Rachel. Rachel Valdez...

- Where you from?
- The Yucatan.

My... our family's line goes all the way back to the Mayans.

Actually... my mom used to tell me this story about our ancestors.

Hey. Don't stop there, George R. R. Martin.

About years ago, there was this mestiza princess.

A warrior princess.

Ooh.

Mayan Xena. (CHUCKLING)

I already dig her.

They called her The Valdez.

That is awesome.

I know, right?

After she proved worthy in w*r,

The Valdez was given an entire kingdom to rule, and immortality to do so.

Wow, that beats a shiny medal.

(CHUCKLING)

(POUNDING, GROWLING)

Hey, Nicole, are we gonna die?

No.

Maybe.

But we've still got options. Right?

Like what?

We fight.

This w*r isn't over.

It's just beginning.

Oh God, I can't believe I'm going to go out blasting beavers.

Yeah, stick with me, kid.

I'll show you how it's done.

(GROWLING)

Get down!

Mr. I-Am-A-w*apon,

it's me,

Mr. I-Am-A-Happy-To-See-You.

I see the shears did not fell you?

Well, maybe this will. Argh!

What the hell, Doc?

As far as reunions go, this is better than my high school, but not as good as .

I demand you stop using the voice of the woman that I care deeply for.

(GRUNTING)

"Care deeply for"?

At least I know you're the real emotionally constipated Doc.

And you are a fraud!

- And a harlot!
- Ahh!

That's like your favorite thing about me.

The real Wynonna is back in Purgatory.

Listen!

I found Nicole, she decked me, we did a road trip, we got sniped, met a mouthy teen, we found and broke into an abandoned facility, and then we k*lled a bunch of scientist mutants.

But now I'm here!

And we gotta get back there.

That is exactly what the false Wynonna would say.

Your tricks are useless.

Tricks are for kids.

We had one.

Alice. Remember? Huh?

Alice.

It's me, Doc.

It's me.

I'm no deep fake. I'm real.

I cannot risk it.

I swore to protect Waverly!

(WYNONNA SCREAMING) Hollywood!

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Our safe word.

For when private time gets too...

h*nky tonk.

It is you.

(SOFT MUSIC)

You came back to save her.

I said that I would.

Do we have time for this?

No, alas.

Where is Waverly?

Yonder.

You go to her.

I will deal with your other half.

Go easy on her money-maker.

Actually go hard. I don't need the competition.

- (WYNONNA): What did you do?
- I came home.

This is not your home.

Your home is with me!

- And Nicole.
- This is my destiny.

Doc. Jeremy.

Nedley?

I've always been here.

I will always be here.
Time is a flat circle.

Your ass is gonna be a flat circle if you spend eternity on that thing.

(FRUSTRATED SHOUTING)

(SHRIEKING)

She cannot be allowed to escape.

This is my duty.

I am the heir.

Not this lukewarm sh*t again.

(GASPING)

There was never a horse that could not be broken.

Or a cowboy who could not be thrown.

Ah. 'Sup, Doc?

You really gonna be able to snuff the life outta these puppy dog peepers?

(LAUGHING)

Nothing but a parlor trick.

No. No.

A very special skill.

You're impressed, admit it.

Terrified too.

Ugh, God, there is so much useless pop culture knowledge

- in this thing. I...
- It is not useless!

- Ugh!
- It shows he has passion!

I also have a passion.

And it involves me leaving this godforsaken place, and getting what I'm owed in the Ghost River Triangle.

You are stronger than I expected.

Guess he's been working out.

I would like to congratulate the real Jeremy on his fitness transformation, but right now, it's a real hassle.

(GRUNTING)

(INTENSE MUSIC)

(DEMONIC VOICE): I told you, I'm leaving, and I'm getting to Purgatory!

You are right about the first part.

(SCREAMING)

(GROUND RUMBLING)

We are running out of time.

Earps!

It is high time we saddle up!

Waverly Earp, you need to stand your hiney up off that stone seat before it's too late.

I am the guardian.

You are the champion.

What we are is sisters.

We must all submit to our destinies.

I am done submitting to sh*t.

Fine. We'll do it the hard way.

(SCREAMING)

Waves, what the hell?

You cannot undo what has been promised.

Right, right.

'Cause promises are important.

(SOFT MUSIC)

I have the ring you gave Nicole.

Stand up and come with me.

Give it back to her.

The guardians of the garden do not get to love.

You are not just the guardian.

You are an Earp.

She didn't even say yes.

She will, baby girl.

The curse is over, Waves, it's time to start living for ourselves.

Wynonna...

Help.

All this destiny, curse, fate, heirs of anything bullshit?

It's canceled.

Take me home.

(DOC): Girls?!

What do we do about the shape-shifter?

How do we keep Eve locked in the garden?

We'll find another way.

We always Earpin' do.

(ALARM BLARING, METAL CREAKING)

(LIQUID DRIPPING)

- Ahh!
- (DOC): Hurry!

Okay! This is it!

What the hell? Oh, my God!

Please tell me you remember.

(NERVOUS SHOUTING)

- Third times a charm!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Seriously?

This one.

Knock, knock, anybody home?

Which one is it?

- (ELECTRIC BUZZING)
- sh*t!

My money is on the one that is glowing!

- Oh yeah.
- Let's blow this popsicle...

Er, blood machine m*rder stand!

- Ahh! Wait!
- (DOC): There's no more time!

The ring!

No, that thing is tacky as hell!

- (SCREAMING)
- Enough!

No more semi-biblical bullshit, okay?

Okay.

Eden?

More like eatin' a... d*ck!

(SHRIEKING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

And I'm back at the stairs.

Waverly?

Doc?

Peacemaker?

It's gone forever.

(PANTING)

But they're not.

They made it.

They had to.

Back at the well.

But not in it.

Woo, doggie!

In your face, you stupid hole.

Wynonna?

Waverly?

I got your satchel!

(EERIE MUSIC)

Home.

Home.

Nicole. Nicole!

(PANTING)

(g*nshots, WAVERLY SCREAMS)

Eat sh*t, sh*t eater!

I'm warning you. No trespassing!

Waverly.

It's me.

It's me.

Oh God, it's you.

I'm home.

Are you real?

Are you?

Get in here and check.

(SOFT MUSIC)

♪ Paper thin, I waste away ♪

♪ Caught up in an endless phase ♪

♪ Trying to tell myself you'll fade ♪

♪ While clinging to the mess we made ♪

♪ Keep me waiting, anticipating ♪

♪ Keep me waiting, anticipating ♪

♪ You keep me waiting, anticipating ♪

♪ And now I know what I've been missing ♪

♪ Cause I feel your body ♪

♪ Like a ghost ♪

♪ Breathing in me everywhere I go ♪

♪ Even when she's with me ♪

♪ We're not alone ♪

♪ Her hands are your hands wrapped around my throat ♪

(SOFT MUSIC)

You made it.

Waverly?

I think we both know where she went first.

We'll find her.

I believe these belong to you.

If you ever need them, they are yours.

So am I.

Oh my God, Doc.

The town.

I don't think I've ever been this happy.

So why do I feel like bawling?

Well, after what we just did, you're probably pretty dehydrated.

(LAUGHING)

Your laugh is like Christmas.

Your lips are so soft.

Are you going to spend all day listing all the things you like about me?

More like the rest of my life.

I love you.

I'm also loving the Little Mermaid vibes.

So what, you just zipped into the Ghost River Triangle and got extensions?

I just grew it out.

What?

Sorry, I just...

I just missed you so much.

Hey.

(NICOLE CRYING)

Wait. How did...

How did you grow it out?

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

Doc, how can all of this have happened while we were in the garden?

Unless...

I broke my leg, and I came back to Purgatory but I had to retreat to the homestead.

I did everything I could to keep it safe for you.

Nicole, wait, just tell me.

How long have I been gone?

Don't you know?

You've been gone...

months, three weeks and four days.

All of you have.

(INTENSE MUSIC)