Keep this sucker steady, Toll! I'm doin' my best!
Here we go!
Come on, you bastards!
Eat sh*t!
Better duck. Oh, sh*t!
Yeah!
Cover up!
Break!
Watch your head, Insect! Shut up, Gunner!
Gotta love it!
Incoming chopper!
We gotta get this thing outta here!
You got any ideas?
That's what I'm askin' you! Well, I'm askin' you.
Clear!
I got this.
Yeah!
Toll Road, get 'im up.
Trench?
Oh, this is embarrassing. Yeah, it sure is.
What's he doin' here? Saving this Chinese billionaire.
Oh, yeah? That's funny. So are we.
Well, then we have a scheduling problem, don't we?
Cut me loose... Frankenstein. Don't get nuts, Gunner.
Do it.
Where's your team? Waiting.
I need a w*apon. Something big.
Yours. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
My big w*apon's hangin' right where it is.
C'mon, Caesar. You got a backup.
If I don't get this back, your ass is terminated.
In your dreams.
Trench, we got a way out. Thanks. I got my own.
Let's get you out of here, pal.
Hey, look. I hate to break up the bromance. We're 20 seconds late!
Get Moneybags up.
A "thank you" would be nice.
I hate owing you. Well, you do, big boy.
Let's go, Yao.
Did you win? Of course I win.
Let's go!
I'm out!
Now you put on your lucky ring?
One wet wall comin' up.
I got your g*ng bang right here!
What?!
I got your back!
Keep movin'!
Here we go!
Why always me? You hit?
Yeah, twice.
Better you than me. That's nice. Nice.
You order room service? Not really.
This is gonna be a piss-poor ending.
That loaded? We can only hope.
Sorry, sir. I had to adjust for a wind shift.
No problem. Hit the last position.
Movin' out. Over.
Let's go, go, go!
Yeah!
Let's go! Come on!
Okay, hold on, ladies.
The cavalry's here.
It's about time you got here!
Wake up Santa. On it.
sh*t!
The guy is good. You're good.
Appreciate it, sir.
We'll swing around and pick you up, kid.
Won't be late, sir.
Go!
All right, guys. Put your toys away.
Target in sight.
Soup's hot! Fire!
You missed. You're aimin'!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Yeah! Whoo!
That was a statement. Hit it!
Drop the skis! Come on, get rid of this weight.
Climb, baby.
Climb, baby!
Climb!
It ain't gettin' up!
Lucky ring.
Lucky ring.
We are approximately 20 miles out of Beijing.
Not that I wanna hear it, what's the oil pressure?
Faulty. Oh, great. And the altimeter?
Would you believe? It's stuck on 10,000 feet.
Hydraulics? What hydraulics?
Congratulations. You own another piece of junk now.
Hey, can we talk when you're not too busy? Sure, anytime.
Kid's amazing.
Really. So am I. You're just used to me.
Get the client ready.
What is going on?
Looks like you're takin' a shortcut home, pal.
Parachute good?
Parachute? Why you got a parachute?
Can you believe they changed our landing permit until tomorrow?
Yeah, but it's okay. I'll get home a little earlier.
Fifteen seconds.
Openin' the hatch!
Yang, get Moneybags home safely.
So when you comin' back?
Maybe soon, maybe never. Maybe try a new life.
Then who am I supposed to pick on?
You will find another minority.
Yang.
Smile.
See you later... alligator.
That's real Chinese takeout.
Floor it. I'm homesick.
You got it.
Yes! I love this song! Whoo!
Juliet! Two.
Christmas... my friend...
Please tell me you ain't goin' through with this.
Course I am. Look at that girl.
Who wouldn't marry 'er?
She cheated on you.
It was a half-cheat. Which is?
The other side of a half-truth.
The facts are murky. Murky.
I hate to break this to you, pal, but your girlfriend over there has a world-class cheatin' gene.
I should s*ab you in the heart. Too late.
Hi, cheers.
You know, I used to think you had a black heart.
Black is too colorful.
Hey, babe. Hey.
Hey, Barney. Hey, Lacy.
Promise next time not to keep my baby away so long?
Cross my heart.
If he had one.
Look who's lost in space.
Got a pen?
Hey!
You got anything that doesn't have skulls on it?
Matter of fact, I don't.
Einstein's theory of special relativity.
Only I made it better.
Believe it or not, before Gunner became chemically unbalanced, he went to MIT, had a Master's degree in chemical engineering.
This idiot actually had a brain, you believe that?
Well, what happened? He quit to be a bouncer.
I wanted to get close to this girl who danced at this disco.
Yeah, I can't believe she dumped you.
Wouldn't you? I would, yeah.
Can we talk outside? Yeah, sure. Let's go.
How do I put this? Just be straight up. Honest.
I feel, uh...
I'm not sure what I feel.
This life... it's not for you, is it?
I thought it was.
You gave me a chance to be one o' you, and you got my respect forever.
And you got my respect, too.
What are you gonna do?
Well, I'd like to finish out the month.
Then I wanna go meet up with my girlfriend.
Where's she from? She's, uh, she's French.
Believe it or not, I met 'er in Afghanistan. She was a nurse.
That comes in handy. Yeah. And you'd like 'er.
You know, she's the kind o' person you wanna do things for.
That's why I took this job, cause the money's great and...
Now I can afford to get 'er everything she deserves...
It's one o' those things that just feels right.
Well, you know, when you can be with someone and you don't even have to talk.
You already know what they're thinkin'. You ever had that?
Sure.
I don't want you to think that I'm desertin' you.
No, listen. If I had to do it all over again at your age, I'd be doin' what you're doin'.
Why don't you freshen up that beer?
All right.
Barney... Ross.
What do you want from me, Church?
Not too good in the memory category, are you, Barney?
You made a deal with me. You gave me your word.
And you end up blowin' up half of Vilena, punchin' holes and a bowie Kn*fe through a fellow CIA agent, even if he was a dirtbag.
But what breaks my heart... is that you stole 5 million dollars from me.
And for all this male pattern badness, I could've put you in the deepest, darkest hole in Gitmo.
No sunlight.
But I kept you out. Great.
Because I knew the day would come when you were gonna pay me back.
Today... is that day.
Keep talkin'.
A Chinese plane got sh*t down over the mountains near a hell-hole called Gasak.
Yeah? Who sh*t it down? Take a guess.
On board that plane is a safe carrying something you don't need to know about.
All you need to know is you can't let it fall into the wrong hands.
Now, you're gonna go in there, and you're gonna get the contents of that safe before anyone else.
You're gonna bring it to me.
It should be a walk in the park for you.
And then we're even.
We'll get to that.
The safe in that plane is very high-tech.
The access code changes every 120 seconds.
You use the wrong code, it blows.
So we need to get you in... Wait, wait.
"We". Who's "we"? Who are you workin' with?
That's none o' your business.
Let's just call our host The Corporation.
All right? I'm sending along a pro who specializes in this type o' situation. Her name is Maggie Chang.
A woman.
That usually goes along with the name Maggie, yeah.
Forget it.
She can handle herself.
But let me be clear.
If anything happens to her, she gets a hangnail, she gets hurt, she gets roughed up, she doesn't come back in exactly the same condition she went in, you and your little g*ng of psychotic mutts will never be seen again.
And that, I promise you.
I don't make a very good babysitter.
Don't sell yourself short.
You're gonna make a very good babysitter.
Be there at 7:00.
Hey. I'm Maggie Chang.
You're Barney Ross? Yeah.
Mr. Church told you about me? Said you wanna tag along?
Help, not tag along.
Nice motorcycle.
Where we're goin' is new. We don't know what to expect.
Is it custom?
I think it's a mistake, you comin' along.
Build it yourself?
Yeah, I built it myself. Are you playin' games with me, Maggie?
No. Are you playing games with me?
Church told me what you said.
I'm combat proficient. I don't need a babysitter.
So... when do we leave? 05:00.
Nice meeting you.
She's into me. She hates you.
Watch this.
Um...
You know, if somethin' happens to her, it's comin' back on us.
Did you ever think to ask me for my opinion?
I told you 10 times before, I didn't have a choice, unless you don't mind goin' to jail.
Yeah, well, Church intimidated you.
Really? Yeah.
Oh, is that the woman you can never fully trust callin' again?
You know, I will s*ab you one day.
Hey, baby.
Yeah, course I'm thinkin' about you.
What else is there to think about?
Hopeless.
Hey.
You were in the Army, right? I can tell.
Yes, ma'am. Three years.
Last tour was Afghanistan, Kunar Province.
Didn't like it any more? Uhh... Long story.
I would like to hear it. All right.
I, uh, I was trained as a sn*per, and an instructor, too, but... I actually wanted to mix it up, get in on the action.
Uh, this one time, we're stuck out in this hell-hole valley.
About 30 Taliban opened up from these houses in the hills above us.
And they got about eight of us pinned down bad.
So I called in for a*tillery support. But... "No way", says the captain.
Didn't wanna endanger the locals.
So we scattered. Some crawled to a ditch, some... to the dry riverbed and the rest bailed, but...
We were still stuck in the k*ll zone.
And we battled for... I don't know, three hours.
And finally, an Apache gunship chopper showed up to provide air cover.
Scattered the Hadjis, but...
Smoke clears and four of my squad are dead in the ditch and two in the riverbed.
Yeah, I was... mad and sick, all dead for nothin'.
You know, the most... screwed up thing of all... is when I got back to base that night, I found out that they had sh*t this stray dog that I adopted.
Commander's orders to get rid of all animals on the base.
I mean, you'd think we had enough damn sh**t' for one day, you know?
And, anyway, I, uh, I figured it was time to move on.
I heard these guys were lookin' for someone, and here I am.
You got that transponder?
Yes. Apparently, 15 kilometers northwest. Okay.
Oh, hello, darlin'.
Hello, darlin'. I'm a little busy. Can I...
Let's move. We're in and outta here fast.
The sooner, the better.
Billy the Kid. Yeah?
Today's your lucky day. You get to take point.
My pleasure, sir.
Impressive.
Hold on.
Remember when you could do that? No, do you?
I could blow 'im away if I needed to.
Really? Look down.
Look down. You see what I see? Short legs.
A thousand bucks you can't catch 'im. Go on, Flash.
I'm a little busy. Are you?
Found the wreck at the bottom of the hill, sir.
Slow it down, Billy. You're makin' us look bad.
- Say it again, over? You heard.
- Roger that. Slowin' it down. We appreciate it.
Rest o' the plane's over the hill, sir. Good work, Billy.
Looks like somebody had a bad day.
You guys go to the right.
Take off, Rover.
A'it, Billy. You get a vantage point up there.
There's fur in their hands.
These guys were alive until the wolves got to 'em.
Be careful.
Is this it?
Yes, it's here.
Caesar! I need you in here.
Caesar, grab a hold of this thing. I think it's spring-loaded.
Lee, hook it on.
Now, on the count of three, let's pull it back.
Ready?
One... two... three.
We can't hold this. You have to.
Come on, Maggie!
Something's wrong. What?
The expl*sive timer's triggered.
How long? Fifty-four seconds!
If we leave now, we'll make it.
Maggie, let it go! No, I can do it!
Come on, Maggie!
Man, what's goin' on?
She tripped the detonator. Stay back!
I'm losin' my grip!
You do, she's cut in half.
Come on, Maggie! Got it!
Yeah, lucky I was here. Just thinkin' that.
I'm sorry. It's important I get this.
You got guts. No common sense. But guts. C'mon.
It's all right. We got it. Let's go. You're strong.
Billy! Come on down. We're outta here.
What happened?
That woman is crazy, but I got a good pump.
Aren't you curious about what's inside the case?
Nah, I just wanna get Church off our back.
Billy the Kid!
Where the hell is he? Billy!
Drop your weapons! No way.
It ain't happenin'.
No?
Are you sure?
I'm sorry, sir. They were waitin'.
Drop the weapons now. Don't do it.
He's a strong soldier.
Let's see how strong he is.
Do it.
No! Oh-ho-ho!
Don't do nothin' he says!
Don't talk.
You should not speak.
I'm gonna k*ll 'im.
When I fire, his head... will be gone.
Three seconds.
Don't give your weapons. You don't owe me anything!
One.
Two.
Don't do this! They'll k*ll everyone!
He's gonna k*ll 'im.
Et numero trois...
Drop 'em!
I'm impressed. Very good use of intelligence.
Everybody stay calm, we'll be done soon and then we'll be on our way.
Bring me that Kn*fe.
What's this symbol?
I like symbol.
This is the symbol of the goat.
The pet of Satan... they say.
You have a case that belongs to me. Does it?
Yes, like your lives.
It was lost. He doesn't have it.
Last time the case, or you will force me
to cut... his heart... out.
Do it, you piece o' sh*t.
Wait!
Let me have it.
Hey!
You talkin' to me? Pick it up.
Hand it to me. Go get it yourself.
What was that? You heard.
Now pick it up, hand it to me nicely, or you'll get what he got.
Do it, Lee.
You'll be all right, Billy.
Respect is everything.
Without respect, we're just people. Common, shitty people.
I'm sorry, sir.
It's not your fault.
Now what?
We're both fighting men.
And I respect that.
And fighting men... they don't deserve to be k*lled like sheep.
But...
respect... must be taught.
Lie down with your face on the ground until we leave.
Don't challenge me.
Get down.
Are you afraid of me?
No. I'm not.
You should be.
I'm dyin'. Don't talk, Billy.
Cut his hands loose!
The letter.
In my pocket.
A'it, kid. I got it.
I got it.
I'm so sorry. I believe you.
What was in the case?
A computer. Blueprint of a mine.
A mine? What mine?!
The Russians stored nearly 5 tons of weapons-grade plutonium.
The mine was abandoned after the Cold w*r. No one knows it's there.
The blueprint shows where the plutonium is stored.
We want to stop it before it gets in the wrong hands.
I guess that didn't happen, did it?
This kid d*ed so some dirtbag can make bombs.
I'm so sorry.
Not as sorry as I am.
Let's take care of 'im.
"Dear Sophia"
"I wish I could find something different to do besides just missing you,"
"but I can't."
"The team's treating me good. We got each other's backs."
"And I want you to know that wherever I end up,"
"I'll be wantin' the very best for you."
"And if some miracle happens, and I come back again,"
"I hope I'm still your man. Much love, Billy."
Why is it that the one of us... who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most, dies?
And the ones that deserve to die, keep on living?
What's the message in that?
What's the plan?
Track 'im, find 'im, k*ll 'im.
CZ-1492, come on. Requesting a response immediately.
Who's this bozo?
CZ-1492, this is a secure air wave. Do you read?
What's this about?
What's taking so long, Barney Ross?
This should have been a walk in the park for you guys. Where's the case?
Don't have it.
I warned you what would happen to you mutts if you pulled this sh*t again.
A good man d*ed tryin' to get that case.
I'm sorry about that. Are you?
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.
But this sort o' situation comes with the territory, wouldn't you say?
And so does payback.
You know, Church, you're the kinda guy that pulls the strings, and everyone else does your dirty work cause you never had the guts to do it yourself.
We're done.
Sir... We got a problem.
The digging has slowed down. Too many are dying.
They're exhausted.
He's tired.
Anybody else tired?
Get more workers.
We've already taken most of the men from the villages.
Get all the rest.
Women, children, all of them.
Show me.
Now we know where it is. Right, right.
Okay. I know what to do.
Good. I want the plutonium out in three days.
Three days?
I have people ready to pay four million a kilo now.
Three days. No more.
Understood.
You're smart. Imagine if 6 pounds of pure plutonium is powerful enough to change the balance of the world.
So, imagine what 5 tons would do. It's very interesting. Yeah?
Something's happening. What?
The transmission stopped. They're underground.
Puttin' it down right here.
Come on, let's hustle, hustle. We gotta move.
Christmas! Come on, Lee. Do you even know what the hell you're doin'?
Five minutes.
Don't get your knickers in a twist. Right.
Another transport truck. Could be one o' theirs.
Let's check this place out.
No sh**t'.
Classics? Yeah.
I've been dyin' to use these. We'll b*at the truth outta 'em.
Maggie, you tell the guys to wait in the truck.
Okay.
They're here. Yeah.
Speak English?
He's slightly gigantic. So?
Just sayin'.
He's really gigantic. I said that.
Hey!
Can't b*at a classic.
I say we b*at some info outta these guys and get movin'.
Sounds good to me. Let's start with the midget.
Calm down, boys. I can get them to talk with much less effort.
What's she gonna do, give him a pedicure?
It's a little sick.
Christmas, I need you to hotwire that truck and go back to the plane and get the weapons.
Why don't you get one o' those cheese-heads to do it?
Stop complainin'.
I should've bounced one o' these over your skull.
How'd it go? We're on. Let's move.
Cheese-heads.
They call themselves Sangs.
They say they control everything east of the mountains.
Robbery, kidnapping, assassinations... Basically, a cartel for hire.
How do you know the language? Easy. Put it together.
It's a cross between Ukraine and Bulgarian dialect.
Impressed?
A little.
Christmas!
What?! Why are you yellin'?
Cause you gave me the sh*t job, that's why.
I'm gonna sh**t you in the face when I see ya.
Where are you?
The 60-year-old death trap you call a plane.
Well, what's takin' so long?
Cause there's bridges out, signs missing.
I've been drivin' these dire roads for the last seven hours!
You done complainin'?
Thanks for the sympathy.
This is weird.
Just like home.
That figures.
What the hell is this place?
I believe it's an old Soviet Army base.
Probably used in the 80's... Cold w*r...
They most likely staged maneuvers and practice att*cks against the U.S. here.
Is there anything you don't know?
Great. Just what I need. 50-year-old pizza.
We'll bed down here for the night.
Ogh...
This tastes like sh*t.
How's yours?
Can't complain about rigatoni.
Plan ahead, fellas.
That's all I have to say.
Y'all, what if you knew you were gonna die tomorrow?
What would your last meal be?
One choice. One choice?
It'd probably be cereal for you, huh? And what the hell's wrong with cereal?
It's cliche.
You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios.
You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear sh*t.
For the record... my hearing is 20/20.
Barney?
Donuts and most food that kills ya.
That's deep, man. Oh... You think so?
Maggie?
Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce.
Very sexy.
But I like Italian, too.
I'm startin' to think Italian's overrated.
Hey. What about me?
My favorite Swedish dinner would be... baby seal... and whale ass... in the summer.
But I'd really die... for some Chinese.
Then you're gonna starve to death.
All right, sweet dreams.
Hey, Barney. I'm not done eatin', man.
Can I ask you something? Sure, go ahead.
Why are you so nervous around me?
I don't get nervous, Maggie. What is it then?
I just like keepin' a distance.
Is it because you don't want to know any more people?
Let's just say bad things have happened to people I've gotten close to.
Not a good way to live.
I know.
Do you think about the young man who d*ed?
All the time.
You don't talk about him much. No, that's how we deal with death.
We can't change what it is, so we keep it light until it's time to get dark.
And then we get pitch black.
Understand?
I understand.
Good night.
Good night, Maggie.
I swear to God, if he doesn't stop snorin', I'm gonna sh**t 'im.
Gunner!
You rang?
I know it's a stupid question.
I don't suppose you have any more o' that coffee.
Pot only makes one cup. Yeah. That's what I figured.
Listen up.
Those guys said the congregation of Sangs are probably in this area, concentrated east.
So, that's where we're goin'. We're outta here in 10 minutes.
You get ready. Do what you gotta do.
Houston? We got a problem.
Down!
We gotta get outta here!
Go! Go, go go!
Go, go, go, go!
Go!
Save your a*mo.
Where the hell are you?
I'm almost there.
Hey, what's goin' on? Are those sh*ts?
Yeah.
- What's happenin'? The Sangs got us pinned down.
Can you hold 'em off? Yeah, maybe with a t*nk.
Oh, sh*t. What?
They got a t*nk. C'mon. C'mon! C'mon!
Oh!
Let's roll! C'mon!
I'm out.
One left. Why not?
Hey, who did that?
Not me, I'm out.
Hey, what just happened?
Somebody got a little carried away. It looks that way.
Where are the sh**t?
I don't know, but if they wanted us dead, we'd be dead.
Barney?
Don't freak out.
Small world, huh, Barney?
Booker? Rumor had it you were dead.
Yeah, I heard that, too. So, how's life treating ya?
Been better.
You did all this? I fly solo. I thought you knew that.
Yeah, I heard it, but I didn't buy it.
Well, now you do.
This your team?
Yeah. Gunner, Toll Road, Hale Caesar and Maggie.
Booker... You're the one people call the Lone Wolf?
I've been called that. But I have mellowed.
Not that much.
I heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra?
Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra d*ed.
Hey, Booker. Great to see you, man.
So, how'd you wind up in this godforsaken place?
We got ambushed by Sangs about 100 kilometers east of here, k*lled one o' my men, young kid.
Yeah, sorry to hear that. Yeah.
The Sangs are the lowest form o' scum.
sh**t' them has been a good business. Do you know who the leader is?
Yeah, a guy named Vilain. Vilain.
Mm-hm. Yeah, he pretty much controls everything in this area.
You're gonna need more men if you expect to get out alive.
Can you help out? Ah, sorry, Barney. I work alone.
I understand. Thanks for showin' up.
My pleasure.
Hey, Barney!
There's a village down the road.
They're good people, and they hate the Sangs.
Maybe they can help out. Thanks.
Happy hunting.
What happened?
I'm still alive.
That's a matter of opinion. What'd I miss?
I'll tell you about it on the way. Come on, guys. Unload these weapons.
Looks like Christmas came way late this year.
Yeah, I love you, too. Well, I'm happy to see you.
Finally. Somebody with class.
This gotta be the town that Booker was talkin' about.
I could retire to a place like this.
Clean air, no stress, raise some kids...
You know, Maggie, I could retire to a place like this.
You are so full o' sh*t.
Out, out, out!
They're missin' us by a mile.
Put down g*ns. That's not happenin'.
Whoa!
The safest place is in front of their g*n.
We will sh**t you! No! Wait.
These guys are here to help. They want to help.
Even you two rejects could get lucky around here.
You think? I doubt it.
Do you mind?
Who you are?
We're Americans. Since when?
Swedish.
Blackfoot. Chinese.
Retards. You done?
What do you want?
We're here to take care o' the Sangs.
Okay. Come inside.
C'mon.
This is who we think you'd come for.
This is who we will die for.
First, they told us there'd be good jobs, good money.
Some went. But nobody come back.
They come for more.
They say as soon as our men go to job, the others come home.
My husband goes.
For a long time, we hear nothing.
Then... the Sangs come and they take all of the rest of the men.
Forced them to work in the mines. Same in the next village. And the next.
They take my sons.
Now all that is left are the very young.
And they will be back for them, too. I know this.
We all know this.
So, we hide them and we wait.
Why don't you just move on? Leave. This is our home.
Our lives will be the last thing they take.
Tell us why you're here now. We're trackin' 'em.
Can't you stay... and help? You saw the children!
Soon they'll be done and they k*ll them all.
We have our own business with them.
I'm sorry. Let's go.
I don't think they're gonna last here much longer.
I think they know that.
So we're not gonna do anything about it?
I got an idea.
And with your ego, I think you're gonna love it.
My ego? Your ego.
What do you mean, my ego? You got a big ego.
Well, check your ego out.
Please. Your ego is like the size of a dinosaur. Huge.
We have it. We found the plutonium.
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you... man and Kn*fe.
One more!
Rest in pieces.
This is the last one? Da.
Good.
The chambers are cleared.
No loose ends. You bury them all.
I see about a dozen guards... light weapons... a couple of badass .50 cals...
Worse.
Anti-t*nk devices.
There's no way our trucks will get through that mine field.
Look, I know this is a stupid question, but you got any ideas that won't get us k*lled?
I got a few I'm thinkin' about.
Boom time? Boom time.
Target in sight!
Baby wants to travel! Fire!
Rock and roll! Fire!
Bombs away!
Tighten up!
What's happening now? Chaos!
You're not doin' what I think you're doin'. Yeah, I am.
Let's do it!
Come on, let's move!
You're gonna need a new plane.
We're too late! What?
The plutonium's gone.
C'mon, c'mon, let's get outta here! C'mon, c'mon!
Go, go, go!
Move it, move it, move it!
Go, go, go!
Go on, get outta here!
Go, go, go, go!
Pick it up! Pick it up!
We're gonna be here awhile.
Don't seem right.
Goin' out this chickenshit way? Somethin' like that.
Hey, it ain't over yet, kids.
I got a plan.
Everybody calm down.
Phosphate rock.
What's he doin'? Probably makin' a b*mb.
You serious?
Ask 'im.
What you doin', Gunner? I'm makin' a b*mb. You mind?
A maniac with brains. Scary.
Phosphate rock... It's got a density of 1.852.
Melting point, 44.2 Centigrade.
Guys... I want some gunpowder, fast.
Do it. The man's a chemical engineer, right?
And a Fulbright scholar. Pour it in the pipe.
The big man might be onto somethin'. You think?
Probably not.
Need some help with that? Let's go!
Here. Go blow yourself up.
Lighter?
I want that back.
Better get back! This is gonna be loud!
Get back!
Okay. Uhh... all right, let's go!
All right.
Better turn around unless you want your heads blown off.
You better cover your ear.
C'mon.
Well, the phosphorus must have been damp.
Yeah, right.
Or you suck. There's that.
Don't cry, Gunner.
You almost had an idea.
I'm back.
How you doin', Trench?
Oh, I thank you. I thank you. You're welcome.
Bojan!
Hm.
We're even now, right? Right.
I'll be seein' you around, Trench. Thanks a lot.
Relax. It's not over yet. What?
That's right.
How ya doin', pal? I was doin' pretty good, Church.
What are you doin' here?
I heard there was a party in town. Yeah, but it's my party.
Has he always been this selfish? Always.
Thanks.
You wanna kick Vilain's ass or not?
Don't forget the Little Rascals!
Move it.
Move out!
Take the rest of the nukes to the hangar. Now!
And get the plutonium on the plane.
Follow me.
We need to buy some time.
Go, go!
I'm out!
Hold 'em up!
Go! Go! Move!
sh*t!
Fun, huh? Yeah.
Oh! There he is!
Come on, Vilain.
Let's go! Yeah.
Tear 'im apart!
I'm almost out. I'll be back.
You've been back enough. I'll be back.
Yippee-ki-yay.
Who's next? Rambo?
Good bye.
Let's go!
Maggots!
Start the engine!
Get that thing in the air. I want to make some money!
Move!
Trench! Get in!
My shoe is bigger than this car.
sh**t something!
Come on.
Start the helicopter. We have a special guest coming.
Let's go!
Take care of him!
This way!
Cannot b*at a classic.
Barney! What are you doin' here?
I'm goin' in there alone.
Don't follow me, no matter what, do you understand?
Do you understand? Yes.
That door opens up, and I don't come out, and he does, you k*ll 'im.
Let's make it more dramatic.
Now, that's better.
I'm out of b*ll*ts. That's your problem.
Not really.
You wanna k*ll me like a man?
Or you wanna k*ll me...
like a sheep?
Nice Kn*fe.
So...
What's it going to be?
Man... or sheep? You wanna man up?
I'll man you up.
You must want to hurt me bad.
I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna take your life.
Come.
Over so soon?
I want my money's worth.
Come on, get up! Comin' right up.
Going back down.
Taste good?
Talking to me?
Time to wrap this up.
Ironic. Here we are, you and I.
And your Kn*fe.
You're going to die. Like him.
What was his name?
What did you call 'im?
What does it matter?
Come on, Vilain.
Somebody's dyin'. Come on, Vilain.
Come on, Vilain.
Come on!
Get up, Vilain.
Get... up.
Now turn around.
Turn around, sheep.
Now what?
His name was Billy.
You know how to carve a turkey?
You win? I think so.
Well, where's the proof?
Heads up.
Nice touch.
Mm-hm.
It is a nice touch.
A little extreme. But nice. Mm-hm.
And as much as I hate to say this, Bam-Bam, now that we got control of the plutonium, that makes us even.
Good.
So, Maggie, you'll be coming with us then?
When you're ready.
So, I just want...
Wow.
They're okay, just a little immature.
I don't have to go. If you want me to stay, I'll stay.
And I did save the babysitter's life.
That you did do.
Maybe I'm good luck for you.
But I could be bad luck for you, and I can't allow that.
If you ever want help... call me, or you're dead.
I'll do that.
What are you doin' here?
Moving on. You k*lled all my business.
I thought you were the Lone Wolf.
Sometimes it's fun to run with the pack.
Sure, you got a point.
You take care, Maggie.
Oh, I almost forgot.
As a token of my gratitude, my violent friend, I got you and the Little Rascals a ride home.
Behold. What?
Consider it a gift.
That thing belongs in a museum.
We all do.
Hey! Fun, right? Yeah, fun.
Take care.
Beware, beware, walk with care.
Careful what you do.
Or Mumbo-Jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you.
Mumbo-Jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you.
Boomlay, boomlay, boomlay, boom!
To Billy!
To Billy. To Billy.
Rest in peace.
Man, I need a massage. Don't look at me.
Hey. What?
From one friend to another? What?
You really should learn how to fight.