Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)

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Nobody got no questions about the layout, right? No questions?

No.

Let's go over this shit one more time.

They got a small dinger on the entrance door.

I'm gonna get them to open it. Then me and Levine are going in, right?

Giolito and Pedersen, you go over to this overhead door and you block it.

OK? Rondell and Leppert, hit the back door.

No problem. It's a piece of cake.

McKee and Cline, you're gonna be in the yard in case we get some jump-outs.

You all catch somebody trying to jump out...

Foley. Excuse me a second.

Where in the hell is SWAT?

Boss, I cancelled the SWAT team. You what?

I wouldn't raid a church bingo game without SWAT.

These guys are carjackers. They're mechanics.

We can handle this. We don't need SWAT blowing holes in all my evidence.

Besides, they might sh**t somebody. Let's do this.

This is your operation. I'm just an observer.

But I'll be watching.

Just observe how I don't have to use SWAT, and trust me on this.

Everybody's ready, right? Nobody need to take a nervous piss?

We got this. OK?

Let's mount up.

This is d*ck Purtan. We've got 55 degrees outside this morning.

Now here's Motown's own Diana Ross and the Supremes, and "Come See About Me".

Hey, hey! Come on. What are you doing?

Bobby, they're here.

Any trouble with the hijack?

Right where you say it is. Piece of cake, man.

Anybody hurt? No.

Good. I don't like to see people unnecessarily injured.

Nobody got hurt.

Keys? Ain't your truck yet, man.

Not till we see some money.

I just want to look in the back.

Yes!

Where's our money? Pay him.

Hey, hey-

You think we should have used SWAT?

f*ck SWAT. That's what I say. f*ck SWAT.

Some guy. What should I do? k*ll him.

How you doing? Is this the illegal chop shop?

One of them illegal places where they chop up cars?

'Cause I got a Buick out here, belong to my wife.

I want to get this shit chopped up, because the bitch ain't acting right.

Can you take a look at it for me, please?

Go, go, go!

Go!

They got f*cking machine g*ns.

I thought you said they had no g*ns! They must've changed their world view.

Get the 12-gauge.

We should've called SWAT.

Police! Hands in the air!

Shit! Move it! Go! Go!

What the...?

Daniel, come on!

Y'all cover me! I'm going in with Todd.

No!

Axel, you on a coffee break?

Go get that son of a bitch.

Hey, Boss. Hey, man! Hey!

Shit!

We got a tail.

Wax that clown.

God damn it!

Help me, man.

Police officer! Trying to catch a goddamned k*ller!

Move it! Move it!

Get the f*ck out of my way! I'm a cop! Take it easy.

Man, get the f*ck out of here, all right?

Thank you.

My name's Steve Fulbright. Could I see some ID, please?

Hey, man, I am a Detroit police officer.

My name is Axel... Where's my shit?

I'm a Detroit police officer. I am chasing a k*ller who's getting away now.

We know. You know what?

We know.

What's happened here, Detective Foley, is you got yourself in the middle of a federal investigation.

What is this, income tax?

The f*cking guy in the truck just shot a Detroit police officer!

It's very important he not be apprehended at this time.

We want to know where he's going with what he's got and who he's selling it to.

This dr*gs? We're not DEA.

We appreciate your cooperation on this.

I checked with Washington. This guy, Fulbright, is kosher.

He's working on something so classified, they got the ladder up behind him.

Hey, Axel, if the federal government wants these guys running loose, shouldn't we close down the investigation?

f*ck the federal government.

I want the man that k*lled Todd. Now, what you got?

Not a hell of a lot. Plates on the van were phony.

The dead mechanics were ex*cuted.

Only one was strapped, it was still holstered.

Plus, the bodies of the two sh**t had 30,000 in cash.

That's high-priced heat.

Only ID on both these sh**t were San Diego drivers' licenses.

San Diego PD's got a sheet on these guys.

Enforcers for hire, mostly for the Tijuana drug dealers.

You think this is about dr*gs?

An attaché case which may belong to one of the sh**t had a towel in it from the Wonder World Hotel in California.

Wonder World?

Did you check out that car they shot Todd from?

Yeah, rental from the airport.

The renter's a Dr. Oliver Hirsch from Oklahoma City.

Stolen ID? Yeah.

Doctor said his wallet was lifted while he was on vacation at an amusement park.

I hope you're gonna tell me the amusement park was Wonder World.

Yeah.

Excuse me. Wonder World.

H9Y-

I understand that you were with him at the end.

Yeah. His last words were about you.

That does not sound like my Douglas, Axel.

Try again.

Actually, his last words were, "Axel, are you on a coffee break? Go and get that son of a bitch".

Those were his last words.

That sounds like my Douglas.

Yeah, it sounds like a good idea, too.

Hello. Hello, my name's Axel Foley.

I'm looking for Billy Rosewood.

Welcome to the Beverly Hills Police Department.

To continue this message in English, press one, pound.

For Spanish, press two, star.

For Farsi, press three, pound.

If you have homeless people on your lawn, press 15.

If you need the riot rumour hotline, press 17.

Hey! Which button for Billy Rosewood?

Rosewood? In the house?

Le Rosewood. Moi le Rosewood

Come in.

It's open.

Axel Foley! Billy, how you doing?

I don't believe it. Look at your office! Look at this!

You got three windows in here, venetian blinds, and a ficus.

One of them big, healthy ficus in your office.

Not just the ficus. Look.

You got a refrigerator in your office?

Man, J. Edgar Hoover didn't even have a refrigerator in his office.

Just maybe some hair curlers and a dryer or something.

What they promote you to, captain or something?

I'm DDO-JSIOC.

The JG-Joe-Joe-C? What is that?

It stands for "Deputy Director of Operations for Joint Systems Interdepartmental Operational Command".

OK.

Here we are. Los Angeles.

One of the greatest cities in the world, Axel, divided.

Divided by its unique geography.

Geography? LA is a vast metropolis, with social and economic imbalances spread over an enormous distance.

A criminal hits here, Beverly Hills, then here, West Hollywood, then here, downtown.

Whose responsibility is it? Everybody's?

Impossible. So it all comes here. Every crime that crosses a green line.

A green line? Green lines of jurisdiction.

Beverly Hills, West Hollywood, downtown, the Valley, Santa Monica.

Peace officers respect these green lines, Axel, but the criminal doesn't.

So whenever a criminal crosses between green lines, that's when the DDO-JSIOC goes to work.

That's very impressive, Billy.

I control the green lines, and Axel...

...whoever controls the green lines controls southern California.

You wanted to see me, Billy?

Oh, yes I did, Jon. The sheriff's department nabbed two guys pulling a stall-and-hook in a mall parking lot.

It's the same MO as those jobs on Melrose last week.

Beautiful. I'll run out there and talk to them.

They're holding 'em in Van Nuys. I'll call and tell them you're coming.

Good. All right. Jon...

I want you to meet a friend of mine.

Axel Foley. Axel, Jon Flint.

How are you? I've heard about you. You're from Detroit, right?

Taggart used to talk about you.

Hey. Taggart! Where is he? I'd love to say hello to him.

Then you'll have to fly to Phoenix. Taggart's retired.

Spends his days lost in the woods looking for his golf balls.

That's a dream I'm not too far from myself.

So what brings you to California, Axel? Vacation?

I'm looking for a k*ller. In Beverly Hills?

No. Wonder World. Wonder World?

You mean Rufus Rabbit has gone berserko?

No. My boss got gunned down in a chop shop.

The k*ller got away in a cream-coloured Ford truck, and I think it might be out here. Plates?

Plates were phony. We got some evidence that points to Wonder World.

So what I want to do is go down to Wonder World and look around and ask some questions. Maybe I can find something out.

Would y'all know somebody there?

Absolutely. Ellis DeWald is the head of park security.

Runs the biggest private security force in America.

Can you introduce me to him?

As soon as I have a talk with the perps in Van Nuys, all right?

You go on out. I'll call DeWald, tell him you're coming.

He's a great guy. He's a pal of mine. I'll meet you out there.

Great. Thanks.

You'll love Wonder World. It's a great place.

Axel, don't forget, we play by the rules around here.

I've heard Taggart's stories.

Which one of those green lines is Wonder World behind?

There he is! OK, come on!

Hello, sir, welcome to Wonder World. Can I help you?

Yes, I'd like to talk to one of the park executives, a Mr. Ellis DeWald.

Do you have an appointment?

I'm supposed to. My name's Axel Foley. OK.

I'm sorry, sir. I don't have you on the list.

Maybe they haven't called yet.

A Detective Flint from the Beverly Hills Police Department was supposed to call and get me squared away.

I'm sorry, sir, but if you don't have an appointment for park business, you will have to buy a ticket.

How much is a ticket? Thirty-five dollars.

Thirty-five dollars?!

That allows you and your party access to all the rides, shows and attractions.

Wait a minute. Look, I don't want to go on any rides, and I don't have any party. It's just me.

All I wanna do is talk to the director of security.

Excuse me, sir, would you step out of line for a moment, please?

What line? Just step over here, please, sir.

Thank you.

Is there a problem, sir?

Yeah, I'll tell you what the problem is.

Thirty-five dollars, that's what the problem is.

If the admission seems high, we suggest you go down the road to Fantasy Park.

You might find their ticket price more to your liking, sir.

The point is, I'm here to see Ellis DeWald. Is he your boss?

Yes. Mr. DeWald is head of security and guest relations.

Do you have an appointment? I'm supposed to have an appointment.

"Supposed to" is not having, is it, sir?

Excuse me.

One, please. There you go. Thank you.

Thank you.

You know, you should have your tailor cut the jacket a little wider in the chest.

That way your g*n won't bulge in the back.

Thank you.

Uncle Dave.

What's going on?

"Alien Attack"?

Can I help you?

I was just curious what Alien Attack is.

Watch.

Attention! Attention! This is a red alert.

Alien spacecraft are invading the city.

Board the subway trains for immediate evacuation.

This is Wild.

Yes, it's one of our more popular attractions.

Excuse me, but... what are you doing in here?

You're right. I gotta go.

I have a meeting, but thanks for the show.

Punch up tunnel nine. Take a look.

What do you want to do? I'll send Cooper. Get him.

Excuse me.

Hew That's not fair.

Maintenance. I gotta go grease a chain.

Hear how dry it sounds? Sorry.

Come on. Let's go.

Hi, Mom! Mom, up here!

Hi, Mommy! Up here! We're here!

Bring that man down. I can't until it goes all...

I said bring it down, God damn it. Don't...

Don't. Don't! Jesus!

What the hell? What's going on?

Code red on The Spider.

Wonder World? Axel!

Mama! Help!

Help! Please!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God. Look!

Are you all right? I'm OK, just don't let go.

All units in the vicinity of Wonder World, proceed immediately to assist in emergency rescue.

Axel!

Hi!

You see this rope?

We're gonna try to slide down this rope all the way to the ground.

We are? We're gonna try.

Gimme your hand. I want you to come up and hold on to my neck.

Come on. It's OK.

You gonna grab onto my neck really tight.

OK? Come on. Hold on really tight.

Hold on tight... Not too tight!

Give me your hand.

Come on. None of that. Give me your hand. It's OK. Come on.

L'£'S OK.

Come on.

Hang on! Hang on tight!

Come on. Come on up.

Our head of security has confirmed your identity with the Detroit police.

But neither they nor I...

...understand what you're doing at Wonder World.

I told you, I was investigating a crime. I think I'm in the right place, because I've been here for ten minutes and I've already been shot at.

Yes. Some of our guest relations people, you said.

Miss Perkins is here with the surveillance tapes.

Send her right in.

This starts in The Spider maintenance tunnel.

There I am, coming down the tunnel.

What is that?

Tracking fuzz. The monitors are all on a loop.

I don't see any gunman, Mr. Foley.

Who the f*ck do you think I was sh**ting at?

You better start thinking about a lawyer, Foley.

The tapes don't show your gunman.

They don't show something else, Mr. Sanderson.

They don't show Mr. Foley's courage when the ride malfunctioned.

He risked his life to save two children.

Yeah, they don't show that shit.

Well, that would be very impressive, if we knew for sure you didn't cause the malfunction in the first place.

Mr. DeWald. Send him in.

Mr. Foley, Mr. DeWald.

You f*ck! m*therf*cker... That's him!

m*therf*cker! That's the f*cking guy I'm looking for!

Orrin, you want to tell me what's going on here?

This f*cking guy shot a Detroit police officer last weekend!

Last weekend? I was at my beach house in Laguna last weekend.

Your beach home in Laguna?

Wait, hold on, I think I got the wrong guy. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, this is a big... I'm cool. This is a big misunderstanding.

I didn't know you were at your beach...

...f*cking beach house in Laguna! You m*therf*cker!

- Miss Bruce, call the police. They just walked in.

Axel!

That's the guy! That's the k*ller!

Ellis DeWald?

Axel!

We really appreciate this, Ellis.

Your friend is lucky Mr. Sanderson doesn't want any publicity.

You just keep him and his delusions out of my face and out of my park.

No problem, Ellis. You got it, babe.

By the way, are we still on for Sunday?

Bring your money, sucker.

All right. When you have a little more time, I'd like to...

Not right now. Later, perhaps.

Thanks.

Here we go.

Thank you.

And the usual for you, Billy.

Thanks a lot.

Isn't it just possible that you're mistaken, Foley?

That Ellis DeWald just resembles Todd's k*ller?

I made the guy in Detroit. It was DeWald.

DeWald is the head of the largest private police department in Southern California.

I mean, he works with us, with the LAPD.

Hell, with the governor's office. Everybody loves him.

He's even getting an award tonight, from the National Association of Security Agencies.

Axel, it's understandable that you're distraught and looking for justice, not to mention revenge.

But isn't it just possible that you want it so much that you saw your k*ller in a man who bore a slight resemblance?

We run into this all the time in police work, Axel.

Where is DeWald getting that award tonight?

Axel, don't.

Hey, Flint, your friend DeWald is foul, OK? I know he's foul.

I'm going to this awards show tonight. I'm gonna put some pressure on him.

And maybe I'll panic him into doing something stupid.

Axel, if you go to that dinner tonight...

...I'm going with you.

Pick me up at the Sunset Motel.

Freeze, m*therf*cker!

Detective Foley? You're Uncle Dave! Hey!

Hey, Uncle... Oh, my God, I almost shot Uncle Dave!

I'm so embarrassed. I'm sorry. Nice to meet you! Uncle Dave!

The front desk let us in to wait, Mr. Foley. I hope you don't mind.

No, it's fine. It's Uncle Dave!

Uncle Dave! Uncle Dave! Hey, have a seat.

Thank you. I was such a fan of yours.

Thank you, son. Uncle Dave...

You're very kind.

Detective Foley, what's going on at my park?

You think there's something going on? I have no doubts.

What? I have no doubts...

...nor do I have any ideas.

Exactly two weeks ago, Detective Foley, Roger Fry, the park's chief operating officer...

...and my friend, disappeared.

Roger Fry designed the park, every nook and cranny of it, from the landscaping to the concession stands.

What do you mean he just disappeared?

Show him the note.

I received this interoffice the day Roger disappeared.

"This is important, life and death. Roger"

What was so important? I don't know.

What was he doing the day he disappeared?

It was nothing special. He was probably doing one of his usual inspections.

You say this guy designed the whole park?

Yes.

And he knew the place cold, right? Of course.

So what are you thinking?

I'm thinking that he must've found something that someone didn't want him to find.

At Wonder World? What on earth could that be?

It's a place of childhood innocence and fun.

And life and death.

You met Uncle Dave? Yep.

Uncle Dave.

I don't believe it. I'd give anything to have been with you.

Did he do the Oki-Doki Shuffle? No.

Outstanding.

Hi. William Rosewood, DDO-JSIOC. I beg your pardon?

This is me. Thank you.

Now, what you gonna do with this shit?

No way. I don't believe this! Ackwell!

Ackwell Folee! Ackwell Folee, you crazy thing.

What you doing here?

"Serge." Serge.

Look at your head! I love it short!

Yeah, Serge. Turn around. Turn around.

I don't believe how perfect you look!

And then finally you have black Hush Poopies, which are totally retro, which I love. You put a really good package together.

You remember Billy Rosewood. Billy! Billy, I remember you.

Do you remember? Of course.

I made you an espresso at the art gallery with a lemon twist?

It was the last one I ever made.

It's terrible to drink espresso. You know why?

It stain your teeth. I'm not going to show you mine, but let me see your teeth.

They're so pretty. Can I see your teeth?

Look, and you got healthy gums.

Do you do colonies? Excuse me?

Do you do colonies? No. Never...

It's my new favourite thing! You dig colonies?

I can't tell you what it's like, because they stick a hose up inside you...

I know... No, you've got to understand.

Out comes a candy bar from when you were five!

What happened to your art gallery that you had?

The art gallery is completely bankrupt.

In the toilet. Why?

Because we had an owner who was obstinate and stupid and ignorant.

You shot him, remember? Oh, right, yes. I shot him.

What are you doing now? I'm doing g*ns. Come and look!

This is my booth. The Survival Boutique.

We are doing weapons and protective devices and products for survival in the helter-skelter world of today.

OK, now, one thing's very important.

At the Survival Boutique, I feel that it's my personality, my philosophy that everything must conform to the three P's, OK, which is protection, prestige and pretty.

I mean, why you should look ugly if you're just trying to survive?

You should be able to maintain your personal sense of style and be safe as well.

OK, what do you think this is?

Is look like a key chain, but it's so much more.

This is called a Stunner. It is designed by an ex-Navy SEAL.

OK? Very serious individual, I never see him smile.

Also, I never see him in a pair of pants that fit.

Someone comes up to you who is a carjacker.

Do you want to die for your Camry? I don't think so, right?

So you say... a little bit of deception...

"I want to separate the house from my car keys, OK?

I'm just going to push this button, OK?" And he says, "OK."

And then you push this button, and out it comes from the mechanism, the brightest, blinding light ever that you seeing.

He cannot see. He's like this.

Everyone is come running to help you.

And once again, you have survived with style.

Wow. That's cool.

Billy, I want to give you one for a present, OK?

Thank you. And Ackwell...

I want to give you one because I worry about you.

I want you to be safe. Thanks.

Now I'm going to show you something that is going to totally blow your rocks off.

It's absolutely orgasmic and my most thing that I'm proud of.

It's the most up-to-date, the ultimate survival tool for today.

The dawn of a new generation in luxury personal weaponry, the Annihilator 2000 is America's premier survival, home and travel total security unit.

The Annihilator 2000 is a lightweight, high-performance w*apon that meets the demands of the new generation of upper-income urban survivalists.

The Annihilator 2000 has the conveniences of a cellular telephone with fax machine and a microwave oven.

Night-vision goggles, microprocessor, verbal alarm systems, a compact disc player, digital AM/FM radio, video camera and playback functions are just a few of the features of the extraordinary Annihilator 2000.

You think those are real?

Stopping power is a matter of convenience with your Annihilator 2000.

That's Dodi, my personal trainer.

She can bench-press 200 pounds.

She's working on reducing my body fat, but it's really difficult, because I keep sneaking away to have a goat cheese.

I don't care. I wear suits.

The Annihilator 2000 is constructed of a lightweight aluminium alloy, combined with a new polymer technology, making it totally resistant to corrosion.

The dawn of a new generation in luxury personal weaponry, the Annihilator 2000 is America's premier survival, home and travel total security unit.

Now, who's the hell is gonna buy that shit?

Are you joking?

This is LA. I'm selling hundreds of these. It's on back order.

Get the f*ck outta here! No, I cannot!

I am trying to tell you, I sell ten of these to Jackie Stallone for stocking stuffers.

Get the f*ck outta here. Sly come in and bought 14.

Zsa Zsa Gabor has one...

We gotta go, Serge. Thanks.

Ackwell, try to say Serge. It's not so difficult.

"Serge" sounds like a detergent.

What are you gonna do, Axel?

I'm not gonna do nothing. I just wanna hear the man speak.

To keep a park like Wonder World a safe, wholesome, family environment in difficult times like these is an enormous challenge.

But my friend Ellis DeWald has done just that.

Couple that with Ellis' work with underprivileged kids, some of whom are seated at the head table right now with Ellis...

...and you can understand why he's our award winner.

So let's bring him up here.

Ladies and gentlemen, the head of security at Wonder World and Private Law Enforcement's Man of the Year award winner, my dear friend, Ellis DeWald.

Congratulations. You deserve it. Thank you, Orrin.

Congratulations. Thanks, Mike.

You're not gonna do nothing, Axel. You never do nothing.

Thank you very much.

You know, a lot of nice things happen when you work at a nice place like Wonder World, especially when your bosses are people like Orrin Sanderson and Uncle Dave Thornton.

And I don't think that Uncle Dave would mind if I said that this is the nicest thing yet.

Thank you very much.

Please don't do this, Axel. Please don't do it. Don't do it.

Bravo! Don't do it. Don't do it.

Bravo, Ellis DeWald! Ellis DeWald!

Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo, Ellis!

Ellis DeWald, ladies and gentlemen!

Ellis DeWald! Y'all keep it going!

Keep it going for Ellis DeWald! Come on, it's Ellis!

Ellis DeWald, y'all!

You're not clapping loud enough! This is Ellis DeWald!

It's this man's night! Yes!

Ladies and gentlemen, I travelled all the way from Detroit, Michigan to be with this man tonight, to honour this man tonight.

My name is Axel Foley. I'm a Detroit police officer.

It is a tremendous surprise for Mr. DeWald to have me standing right next to him right now.

I can feel his body tingling!

But, ladies and gentlemen, I want you to know, there's not a night that goes by that I don't think about what I owe Ellis DeWald.

There's not a night that passes that I don't think about what the people of Detroit owe Ellis DeWald!

And I'd just like to say, when I see y'all give him this award for...

What's this here? Ah, that's beautiful.

"With gratitude for community service."

And I'm going to do the community a service because I'm going to pay back Ellis DeWald everything we owe him with interest!

Ellis DeWald! Ellis DeWald!

Go on, smile, Ellis. Get them last few smiles in.

What's the matter, Foley?

You mad at me for sh**ting your boyfriend?

I got him! I got him! I got him!

You and Billy disturbing the peace? No!

Do me a favour. Just make your f*cking phone call and get us out of here, all right?

Sure. Let's see, now who do I know down there? Let's see.

Hey, don't f*ck with me right now.

All right, keep your shirt on. I'll get you guys out.

Oh, incidentally, I think we found that truck you were looking for.

Where? By the Santa Monica Pier at the beach.

I'm headed there now and I'll pick you guys up on the way.

And Axel, in the meantime, don't take any showers.

I'm all washed-up. Dead in the water.

Will you stop worrying? I talked to Flint, he's gonna get us out of here.

I really liked that office.

Foley! You're out of here. That was quick.

Not him, just you.

Come in.

Thank you, officer.

I ran a check on you, Foley.

You're a hell of a detective, but something of a maverick.

I know what you're doing. I know the drill.

You hassle DeWald, you get him to panic, make a rash move...

But God damn it, Foley, we do not want to panic this man.

We want him doing business as f*cking usual.

Do you Copy me, Foley?

Ticket to Detroit, first class, courtesy of the federal government.

Also, my card.

Should you have any more thoughts about DeWald, let us handle it.

I give you my word as a gentleman I'll be on that plane.

Truck was spotted by an LAPD traffic control officer in Santa Monica.

It's a different colour, but the same make and model as yours.

Read you. Out. Beach leader, over?

Negatory, SWAT, hold for our arrival.

ETA...11 minutes. Out.

Billy, who were you talking to?

Truck was discovered inside the county green line, so I co-ordinated with the SMPD, BHPD, LAPD, sheriff of Los Angeles County, Supervisor of Parks and Recreation, California State Highway Patrol, district attorney's office and United States Naval Shore Patrol.

Beach leader to team one. Proceed.

All teams standing ready.

Go! Go! Go!

Area secured.

Lab says these are the same fibres as the truck upholstery.

No help there.

There's some beach sand, probably blew in after it was abandoned.

I just had a very unpleasant conversation with my superiors.

What, about being busted? No.

There was some objection to my use of manpower in Operation: Truck Siege.

What is it? You got a 50-dollar bill?

I've got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a 50 in 12 years.

Billy, you got a 50-dollar bill? When do I get it back?

Man, give me 50 dollars!

It's all I got.

This is corner of a 50-dollar bill, like Billy's new one with the hidden barcode.

So the corner tore off a bill. Happens all the time.

No, the barcode's going up and down, which means it comes off this corner of the bill.

If it comes off this corner it should have some ink on it.

This doesn't. This is too big to be blank.

Look! I'£'S Oki-Doki!

Go after your brother. And don't let him get away.

I got to load my camera.

Oki-Doki!

Hey, nice little kid. How you doing? Good to see you.

I love you, Oki-Doki!

Hey, Oki, do the Oki Shuffle.

That's not right! It's like this.

Hey, listen, kid. I'm Oki-Doki and I changed the steps.

You got a problem with that?

You're supposed to be nice to me no matter what I do!

You little m*therf*cker, I'll kick your ass.

Uh, yeah?

Grandma! Grandma! Oki-Doki pushed me!

You take it already.

Come on, Sheldon. You playing or what?

Who the hell ate garlic?

Yeah, when's lunch? I want a pastrami sandwich on rye.

You guys see that new Rufus Rabbit?

Axel? What?

Coffee. Would you like some coffee?

Hey, Louis, how's it going?

Fine, fine. Say hi to Irene for me.

Will do. Louis?

Follow me.

I wouldn't mind giving her a little massage.

When DeWald took over he stuck me down here on what he calls park safety watch.

He thinks he took me out of the loop, but as long as I have a computer, I can still access most of what's in the mainframe.

OK, is this the tunnel system? Yes.

Do any of these tunnels lead to a place where it's like limited access and only DeWald's boys can go there?

No. All park accesses are unrestricted to park personnel.

Well, except for the Happy Forest. That's closed while it's being redone.

Show me the Happy Forest.

That would be right here at the end of Corridor B.

It's right after...

It's right after...

How long's it been closed? Too long.

I'm talking about the Happy Forest ride?

The Forest. Yes, about a couple of weeks.

It wasn't a very popular ride, so they're trying to come up with some new ideas.

I think they found a new idea.

Can I have this piece of thing here? Can you rip that off for me?

Sure. Thanks.

There you go.

You know... when this thing is over...

Would you like to get together and have some dinner or something?

That would be nice. Can you put that in here?

Sure. There you go.

We have a date. A date.

All right. Can you help me with this thing?

There you go.

Remember, an elephant never forgets. All right.

Hey, Louis, how goes it? Fine. Nice to see you.

Say hello to Irene. You bet. See you around.

Everything on schedule?

Yeah, I had to tweak the image a little bit.

The bleeding problem. But it's under control now.

Foley's upstairs.

Get him!

Will the De Wald family please come to Tiny Town?

The DeWald family to Tiny Town.

But, honey, the Happy Forest is closed.

OK, I'll meet you at the main gate at 5:00.

Oh, I'm sorry. You're sorry?

Hi, this is Detective Axel Foley.

I'd like to speak with Agent Fulbright, please.

Could you patch me into his radio? It's an emergency.

Fulbright, Foley.

Hey, listen, I found what you're looking for.

Yeah, I'm at Wonder World.

f*ck, man! Get out here now!

Get me 911.

Attention all cars in the vicinity of Wonder World.

Proceed there immediately. We have a 10-19, 10-45, and 12-22 in progress.

Why am I not surprised?

All right, don't sh**t! I'll put my g*n down.

I put my g*n on the ground, and I'm unarmed. Don't sh**t.

This is great.

You caught him. Good. He broke into a security area.

Relax. Save that shit for new talent night at San Quentin.

I'm on to your operation. My operation?

God damn it, Axel, what the hell have you done now?

He went berserk. He was firing a w*apon in the park.

My God, there are hundreds of small, innocent children around.

You know they don't give out Oscars in prison, right?

f*ck you!

Mr. Sanderson, there's someone here from...

Fulbright, Secret Service.

Foley...

I thought I put you on a plane to Detroit.

You're gonna be really glad that I stayed.

Like I said, I know what you're investigating.

What you're looking for is right here.

Yeah? And what am I investigating?

Paper, US Mint quality.

That's what was in that h*jacked truck back in Detroit.

You wanted to follow the truck back to LA so you could track DeWald, find out where his f*cking print shop is.

Well, it's here in Wonder World.

What on Earth is this maniac raving about?

He's insane! He's proved that. In Wonder World?

This place is as high-tech as NASA and Nintendo combined.

They got a hidden room under this closed ride.

And they do all this shit in there, and I was in there, and that's why they were chasing me.

My men were pursuing Mr. Foley because he's obviously delusionary and potentially dangerous.

This hidden room, delusionary also?

No. There is a closed ride, which we use to...

I'd better take a look at it. Yes, maybe we'd better look at it.

Right here. Counterfeit bills, right out of this machine.

Is this true? 'Fraid so, officer.

'Fraid we've been caught red-handed, right, Ellis?

'Fraid so.

Would you like to see them? They're first quality.

Make a run, Donald.

We're calling them Wonder World dollars.

Redeemable for admission, rides, souvenirs.

It's our big Christmas promotion.

We're giving it away to elementary schools all across the country.

You must be in on this shit, is that what it is?

You supply the equipment, he supplies the paper, right?

They changed the visual matrix from the real money to this shit the minute that I left, and as soon as we leave, they'll put it back. What's this paper?

Ordinary rag. Then they switched it.

I am tired of these accusations.

Officers, I want this man arrested for public endangerment.

Could I speak with you a moment?

God damn it, Foley!

We spent a f*cking year with our noses up DeWald's ass!

We are this close to locking this thing up, and you... you piss all over us!

Our case is blown.

You're going back to Detroit, and I'll tell you something else, if you weren't a cop, I'd have you doing dead time in Leavenworth for life.

Detective Flint, he's yours.

Let's go, Axel.

Make sure he doesn't get on the plane.

God damn it, Axel, I got a wife, three kids, a mortgage and a pension that won't cut it.

I need that job at Wonder World.

It's my retirement plan, Axel.

We're being followed.

Looks like the security guards at Wonder World.

They probably want to make sure you get on that plane.

Because of you, my future is now in jeopardy.

I mean, real f*cking jeopardy.

DeWald is pissed. Sanderson doesn't think too highly of me.

Hold up! Stop the car!

That liquor store. Stop the car! What?

Oh, shit! Wait!

It's all right. Don't worry. Take it easy.

I'll get him. I'll get him. When I do, I'll k*ll him!

Axel, I left as soon as I got your call. Are you all right?

I'm fine, but Dave, listen, I want you to think back real hard to the night that Fry first disappeared. Maybe you forgot to tell me something.

No. Why would you think that?

Because this note by itself...

It just don't make no sense.

"This is important. Life and death. Roger."

Why would he send that?

It don't say "Help". He don't say, "I need to talk to you".

Nothing. It's just this.

Oh, shit.

Fry must have found some sample paper.

He knew they would k*ll him so he sent you it.

Look, there's a barcode on it. What does that mean?

That means that this paper used to belong to Uncle Sam.

Now we got some evidence.

We can put Sanderson and DeWald's ass in jail. That's what it means.

I don't think so.

I figured you'd call Uncle Dave here, so we followed him.

I actually was a real cop once, so I know how you assholes think, which is to say, slowly.

Very slowly.

So you were carrying around the evidence in your pocket the whole time, huh, Sherlock?

Well, here's how the real ending of the story goes.

Let's see if you like it.

We, at Wonder World, heard you were on the loose.

You had a grudge against the park.

I feared you might try to harm our beloved Uncle Dave, so I raced over here as fast as I could to try and stop you, but alas, it was too late.

Get him in the car. All the way in the car.

Take it. Take it.

What's the matter, you worried about fingerprints, Foley?

Forget it. Take a look at the g*n. It's yours.

Give me your w*apon.

Pick up that g*n and throw it in the street!

Close the door and get over there!

Hold on, Uncle Dave. Damn it!

Don't you die on me, man.

Hey! I got an emergency out here. It's a gut shot. Hey, come on!

Hey, that was Uncle Dave.

What's his pressure? Ninety over 40 and dropping.

All right, I got to get his pressure up. Let's go, guys.

Four units.

I need oxygen. Let's go. On three. One, two, three.

Get an arterial line in him. Any medical history?

I've been shot before, but it's no big deal.

Hey, man, where's the coffee machine? Down the hall.

Thanks.

Attention, this is an all-city alert for a suspect in the Thornton sh**ting.

Suspect is an African-American male in his 30s...

You hear some black guy shot Uncle Dave?

No. Come on, let's get out of here.

Did you hear? Somebody shot Dave Thornton.

Somebody shot Uncle Dave? Is there a TV here?

Yes, of course.

Authorities believe that Foley may have decided to attack Uncle Dave in retaliation for some personal rejection.

The much-loved Uncle Dave Thornton is undergoing emergency surgery at this moment.

According to hospital sources, the prognosis is bleak.

How does a psycho like that live with himself?

Janice, Axel. Get out of the park right now.

They're going to k*ll whoever knows about Roger Fry's note.

I got the note and I'm taking it to the feds.

You must be looking for Janice. She can't come to the phone right now.

Can I take a message?

If you do anything to her... It'll be your fault.

I want you at Wonder World within the hour.

Come to the main gate alone and unarmed.

And bring the piece of mint paper. Oh, then you let us both go?

You don't show up here in a half-hour, alone and unarmed, and with no cops, I k*ll your friend.

And it wouldn't be the first time, would it, Foley?

I've just been informed that we have an amateur video of the incident this afternoon involving Uncle Dave's suspected assassin, Axel Foley.

All right, don't sh**t. I'm putting my g*n down.

I'm putting it on the ground. I'm not armed. Don't sh**t.

That was an amateur video shot earlier today by a tourist.

Would you please take special care of my car?

Yes, sir. Thank you.

Shit! Ackwell...

Again! Serge, I need a w*apon.

I don't have any w*apon. I take all back to the boutique.

What about this? This is the floor model.

People been breathing on it, coughing on it, touching it...

Serge, I need a w*apon now.

Donny. Donny, Ackwell in some kind of rush, OK?

So take the Annihilator and wash it off with some swab of cologne or something and take the case and make sure it's nice and pretty, OK?

It's Corinthian leather.

Detective Billy Rosewood. Axel Foley calling.

Axel, listen. Am I your friend? I am your friend.

I'm sure you can explain everything, or maybe you can't explain anything, but you've got to turn yourself in, man!

I'm going to Wonder World. No! Wait for me! Axel!

Put your arms out and hold for a pat-down.

Foley just arrived, sir Take him to control. We have Foley.

Come on.

How much do you want run? All of it.

Axel! Are you OK?

Let's have it. The mint paper.

Hey, there's a Porsche parked out by the front gate.

There's a phone inside.

When she calls back here, I'll give you the mint paper.

I don't think so. Then we got a stalemate.

Not quite. Orrin...

We k*ll you both. The paper don't mean jack shit.

How you know I didn't mail the paper to the Secret Service with a little note attached to it?

He's bluffing. You think so? Call me.

Orrin, I know how cops think. The note is in the car, right?

The keys, Foley.

Give me the f*cking keys.

Drop that f*cking g*n! Again?

Drop it!

Axel, what the hell are you doing here?

What the hell happened? It's the coolant safety system.

Protects the mainframe in case of fire.

How do we get it open? We can't. Not from this side.

He's trying to use an outside line. Do something!

Hello, police?

Shit!

Foley's loose in the park!

I repeat... Foley's loose in the park! Get him!

Mr. DeWald!

We gotta do something. Call for help!

There's no phone in here, just the modem line for the computers.

I got it! Just let the computer dial...

The phone would just ring and ring on the other end, and that's it.

What good would that be?

A lot of good. We can call Flint's pager.

Foley is in Hometown Square. Repeat, Foley is in Hometown Square.

Foley is heading for Alien Attack.

Attention. Attention. This is a red alert.

Alien spacecraft are invading the city.

Board the subway trains for immediate evacuation.

He ran up those stairs!

Tell him I need that right away!

Damn it. Not again. Excuse me.

Dispatch, this is Flint.

Trace that number that keeps calling me. 555-4085.

Trace just came in. It's a computer line at the Wonder World theme park.

Wonder World? Call 'em back. Tell them their computer's on the blink.

We tried that, but all the voice lines at Wonder World seem to be down.

Must have something to do with that Uncle Dave sh**ting.

Jesus! Somebody shot Uncle Dave? Some fool named Axel Foley.

Hey, hey... Hey, hey, hey, hey-

Where the f*ck is he?

Get to a phone and call the police. I'll try and find Axel.

All right!

There you are. Foley's...

Name's Wild Bill Rosewood. I'm the sheriff of this town.

What the hell happened here?

Shit!

Damn it!

Turn that f*cking song off!

Foley? You all right?

Hello, Fulbright. You hurt bad?

Look, Foley, I guess I owe you an apology.

You were right.

I got Sanderson handcuffed in the car. He was in on it, right?

I found out about another partner that was in on it.

So long, Foley.

Axel!

You OK?

Any chance you can explain any of this to me?

Like why the f*ck am I shot?

You guys OK?

Are you OK? I'm fine.

I wonder what time the park opens.

He needs medical attention.

Does this hurt? Don't touch it.

I am so very, very happy to introduce to you our new character in Wonder World, named after a man who's most responsible for my being here today.

Axel Fox!

Hey, I don't think you've seen the Tunnel of Love ride, have you, Axel?

I didn't know y'all had a Tunnel of Love ride at Wonder World.

There will be shortly.