K.C.,
we're at an expensive French restaurant.
What are you doing
on your phone?
Ordering a pizza.
Why do we bother taking her
to nice places?
You know what?
Here's an idea.
How about I go to the mall
and you guys pick me up
when you're done?
Or don't.
Okay.
Target has entered
the restaurant.
I have facial recognition
confirmation.
Target matches the profile:
Slight limp, broad shoulders,
weak chin,
and a very long... eyelash?
Oh. Oh, no.
That one's mine, actually.
Intel shows he's here
to get the stolen plans
for our new m*ssile
defense system.
Our assignment:
recover those plans.
I'll cover the exit.
I'm going in.
You can't go in the lounge.
It's for adults only.
Not a problem.
My little girl's
grown up so fast.
KIRA: He's on the move
and he's got a briefcase.
( beeps )
I have a visual on the plans.
Let's do this!
Didn't anyone ever tell you
not to play with matches?
I highly recommend
the filet of sole.
Ooh... aah!
I can't believe you hit me.
I'm just a little girl.
A little girl who just
girl-stomped you, son.
Time for you to chill out.
What?
You never
heard of a teenage spy?
( clanging )
Sorry.
I didn't have time for dessert.
Morning, Mom.
Hey, I need
my permission slip signed
for my field trip next week.
No slip, no trip.
No trip, I flip.
Kind of busy here.
So am I.
I mean, I have
a test to study for,
a paper to write, and I
still find time to bug you.
Sweetie,
I run an accounting firm,
I take care of two kids,
cook, clean,
do the laundry, and have
to convince your father
his hair isn't thinning.
You really want to
compete with me?
I get it. You're busy.
I'll just sign it for you.
No, K.C.,
you really shouldn't...
Wow!
You do my signature
better than I do.
Is there anything
you aren't good at?
Yes, failing!
Well, you're just perfect,
aren't ya?
Well,
I am Mom and Dad's favorite.
( laughs ) Yeah, right.
There's my K.C.!
My pride and joy...
Uh... Hello?
Oh, hey, Ernie.
Didn't see you there.
You guys want to laugh?
K.C. thinks
she's your favorite.
Funny, right?
Right? Mom?
Oh, hey, Ernie.
Didn't see you there.
Don't be ridiculous.
Just because K.C.
has an A average,
she's a black belt
in karate, and she
single-handedly
retrofitted the whole house
to run on solar power,
doesn't mean
you're not as good as...
( toaster rings )
Hey, look, breakfast is ready!
So, I'm thinking tonight
you come over,
hack into the school's network
and switch all the cute boys
into my classes.
Okay.
Marisa, as much
as I enjoy risking expulsion
so that you can get a date,
tonight is a school night and...
Please don't say it.
I need to study.
She said it.
Okay. How many times
do we have to go over this?
Study, bad.
Party, good.
The first dance of the year
is Friday night
and we are going.
♪ And we're gonna
get all boom, boom pretty on ♪
♪ Shakira, I hear ya
Shakira, I hear ya ♪
♪ ( indistinct )
My hips... My hips... ♪
Marisa. Marisa. Marisa.
Yeah.
Half of the school
is now staring at us.
How embarrassing.
Why isn't the
other half staring?
Okay, look, the point is
even if I wanted to go,
which I don't,
I have a robotics club meeting
Friday night.
Ugh, come on, K.C.,
you're going to that dance
and having some fun.
Yes, because there's
nothing more fun
than sitting around
and watching you flirt
with guys all night,
waiting for one to talk to me...
Which thankfully never happens.
Because every time
I do trying talk to a guy,
I just come off
sound like a complete idiot.
I mean, my brain says
something really cute
and funny, but my mouth is
just kind of like,
"Blah blahbitty
blah blah blah."
Oh, come on!
You are exaggerating.
How are you doing, Marisa?
Oh, hey, Ryan, cute jacket.
Thanks.
Hey, K.C..
Hey jacket, cute jacket.
I mean, hey cute, Ryan jacket.
Hey, j...
Oh, just k*ll me.
I'm worried about K.C..
I... I just hope testing her
is the right thing to do.
It's all going to be okay.
She's never met a test
she couldn't ace.
Ha ha ha...
Takes after her old man.
She sure does.
Oh, here she comes.
K.C.?
My name is Wally.
I'm with
a secret government agency.
It can't be
that much of a secret
if you go around telling people.
This is my ID.
You need to come with me.
Okay.
Uh, I think you have
the wrong K.C..
Let me just show you my ID.
Oh!
My belly button!
I think you just turned
my outie into an innie!
Ow! Ow!
Let me go!
Please stop that!
Ow!
Help!
Help!
Let me go!
Okay, uh...
the police just got here...
and they said that
they're going to wait outside
and give you one last chance
to let me go,
and if you do...
they won't be mad.
Man, this is gonna hurt.
Okay, seriously,
can't just hang here all day.
Stand back! All right?
I watch reality shows.
I will scratch your eyes out
and scar you emotionally.
One minute, forty two seconds.
A new record!
Okay, I don't know
what is wrong with you people,
but if you think
my parents are gonna pay
some big ransom,
you are sadly mistaken.
Okay.
They are not rich.
They are just
boring accountants.
Now, I wouldn't say
we're boring.
And accounting
isn't our only job.
Honey, we're also spies.
And we need
your help on a mission.
What?
Okay, so let me
just get this straight.
Um, basically, you guys
have been lying to me my entire life.
Honey, we wanted
to tell you we were spies,
but we weren't allowed to.
Well, we could have, but then
we would've had to k*ll you.
You guys are joking, right?
Yeah. Okay.
I just don't get it.
Why me? I'm j...
What were you guys
talking about?
TOGETHER:
Nothing!
Are you planning
a surprise party for me?
I knew you guys
wouldn't forget my birthday...
again.
But why me?
I'm just a regular kid.
A regular kid?
No.
We had you tested
when you were three,
you were certified a genius.
You used to read us
bedtime stories.
Shakespeare.
Wait, I'm a...
I'm a genius?
Why didn't you guys
tell me that?
Because we didn't want you
to get a big head...
Which, according to the tests,
you already have,
because your brain is so big.
And let's face it,
sweetie, you kick butt!
Your first lesson
at "Karate Kiddies"
when you were five, you crushed
your sensei's windpipe.
Wa... You guys said
he choked on a raisin.
Again...
Whoa.
Plus, you're perfect
for this mission,
because you go to Hamilton High.
Our intel shows
one of the students
is an undercover teen spy
working for the other side.
Now, we need someone
on the inside we can trust.
Your mission,
if you choose to accept it...
( giggles ) I love saying that.
It gets old, baby.
Is to identify that spy
and recover the code
for a new virus
that jams cell towers,
rendering every mobile device
useless,
thus creating worldwide havoc.
You mean it all goes down?
No texting, no selfies,
no super cute kitten pics...
no checking in?
If I go somewhere
and I can't check in,
how will I even know
that I was there?
Tell me about it.
But, sweetie,
you can help stop the virus.
So, what do you say, K.C.?
Are you in?
Oh, hey!
Any chance you changed
your mind about
going to the dance? Because
a lot of cute boys are going!
Please.
Marisa,
you know that school dances
are not my thing.
Plus, I have way too
much going on to be
worrying about meeting some...
Boy!
Who is that boy?
Lincoln Treadwell.
He just moved to D.C.
From where?
Heaven?
Wait, um, just
moved to D.C.?
Wow, this mission is
gonna be a lot more fun
than I thought it would be.
What do you mean?
( beeps ) Nothing.
Oh, sorry, I can't eat with you.
I have to go to detention.
Wait. You're
in trouble again?
Oh, no. No, no, no.
It's a dedication ceremony.
They're naming
the room after me.
Of course I'm in trouble.
( laughs )
Hey, Reena.
How you doing?
Let me guess, you don't have
anyone to sit with,
so you figured sitting
with the girl sitting by
herself in a wheelchair
was better than sitting alone?
I would not have put it
that way, but okay.
Well, too bad!
I'm saving these seats.
Sure, you are.
Ermahgerd, Reena!
Why is that annoybot
sitting in my seat?
Hi, Julie.
Uh, my name's not Julie,
it's Juli. J-U-L-I.
No E!
I was just leaving, Juli no E.
And, by the way, not only do you have
no 'e', but you have no class.
Uh, of course I have
no class. It's lunch.
Activate eavesdrop mode.
( beeping and whirring )
The code for the cell tower
jamming program
is embedded in a smart phone.
Your contact will hand off
at the school dance...
Friday night.
That's too bad.
I was just about to post
really cute selfie.
You and me, both, brother.
You and me both.
Dad, come in, Dad.
Hi, honey.
Hologram-high-five.
( guffaws )
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I pull that on all the rookies.
So, what do you got?
I spotted the target.
He's going by the name
of Lincoln Treadwell.
He's tall and he's cute
and his hair is all...
Not important.
The virus is embedded in a phone
that he is receiving
at the school dance.
Good work!
So, now what do I do?
Well, you need to get Lincoln
to ask you to the dance,
so you can stay close to him
until you recover that phone.
Go with him?
Like on a...
a date?
Oh, don't tell me
you've never had a date.
No, I haven't.
Because someone told me I wasn't allowed
to until I was .
Well, excuse me
if I don't want my little girl
to grow up too soon.
Now, when you go to the dance,
don't forget to bring
your ninja stars,
your brass knuckles
and stun g*n.
I need all that for
my first mission?
No, for your first date.
Dad, out.
( sighs ) Well, if he likes girls
like Juli,
I'll just be like Juli.
Oh my god, Lincoln!
I'm K.C., no 'e'.
No, wait, there is an 'e', but
it's after an 'I', like 'I' before 'e, '
except after 'c'... except
in this case, it is after a 'c'.
So much for rules.
Anywho.
Um, you're, like new and stuff,
and there's this dance
Friday night.
What do you say we, like,
go together?
I know
the electric cha-cha slide.
Cha-cha.
Whoa, that...
that is tempting, but...
no.
Ermahgerd.
What was I thinking?
You know what?
I wasn't thinking
because if I was thinking,
I would've never
agreed to all this.
Been there.
Said the same thing
as I was walking down the aisle.
Excuse me?
I meant the first time.
Excuse me?
Not now, honey.
You were saying?
I blew my mission,
because I am too...
( door closes )
Too busy whispering to remember
to pick me up from school... again?
Why didn't you call?
I did.
Eighty-three times.
Call a brother back.
Oh, that was you?
I didn't recognize your number.
( groans )
Look, I blew my mission,
because I am too pathetic
to get a guy to go
to a dance with me.
I made a complete
fool out of myself.
And the worse part is
I can't even talk
to my best friend about it.
Sure you can.
I'm listening.
Dad, I am talking about Marisa.
I get it, sweetheart.
It's not easy leading
a double life.
I'm ,
I haven't even figured out
how to live one life.
You know, you can
still go to the dance
and complete your mission.
The K.C. I know
never gives up.
Don't forget,
your country needs you.
No. You guys cannot keep
putting that pressure on me.
Look, I am not
some spy girl, okay?
I am just a girl.
An ordinary girl.
No, you're not.
You're...
you're extraordinary.
Oh, look, I know
you guys keep saying that.
But I don't feel
extraordinary, okay?
I just feel overwhelmed.
You know what?
Forget this spy stuff, okay?
I'm done.
Done.
Fine, it's your decision.
But you really disappointed us.
We expected
more from you, K.C.
I guess we see more in you
than you see in yourself.
Hey, Marisa, it's me.
Um...
Let's say I actually wanted to
go to this dance Friday night.
What would I wear?
Marisa? Hello?
Sorry, I took so long.
Okay, so this one will show off
your legs,
but this one will
bring out your eyes.
Hold these, I've got
to go back for the shoes.
She's a girl!
She's a girl!
Wow! Look at you!
Thanks!
Wasn't a compliment, Sweetie.
( clicking )
Initiating fart sequence.
Silent but deadly mode.
( beeps )
Eww!
It wasn't me!
I swear!
Sorry, the one
who smelt it, dealt it.
That is nasty!
Ugh!
( yelping )
Bye, Sweetie.
No 'e'.
I guess your date had to go.
If you want,
you can hang with me.
Okay.
That'd be cool.
( both beep )
( beeping and whirring )
Whatchya looking for?
Nothing.
What are you looking for?
Nothing.
( beeping intensifies )
I'll be right back.
I'll go with you.
You can't.
Why not?
It's something
I have to do alone.
Like what?
Like...
Go to the boys' room.
I can go to the...
I'll be right here.
( beeping intensifies )
( sighs ) K.C.,
I am so happy you're here.
And look at you.
You look absolutely... perfect.
What exactly is up with you?
I mean, I haven't seen
you this happy
since your parents pulled you
out of that all girls school.
It's just a dance.
You're my best friend.
And now my little
antisocial caterpillar
is transforming
into a beautiful,
outgoing butterfly.
Oh!
I'm back.
Wow, you work quick, Butterfly!
Time for me
to spread my own wings.
Hi.
( tango music playing )
Ugh, how lame.
Like anyone knows
how to dance to this?
I do.
I do.
Me too!
Me too!
I learned it
from watching one of those
celebrity dancing shows.
Want to?
Sure.
You're a spy.
So are you.
I'm taking you in.
No, I'm taking you in...
even though I don't know
where "in" actually is.
I can't blow my cover...
but I can dip you.
Wow.
This is so not what I thought
my first school dance would be like.
No way!
This was my first
school dance, too.
Really?
I actually had fun.
You know,
up until you picked me up
and threw me over your shoulder
like a sack of potatoes.
Okay, that wasn't so bad either.
Just so you know,
I really wanted to go
to the dance with you,
but I... I couldn't.
You know, orders.
Wait. Why?
I acted like a total dork
when I asked you to the dance.
But... but most of the time
you're cool.
How do you know?
Well, I... I am a spy.
And I've been trained
to notice things,
like really awesome girls.
( giggles )
Wait, just to be clear,
that girl was me, right?
Yeah.
So, I'm assuming
you're going to let me live.
I have to double check
with headquarters,
but, uh... fingers crossed.
( clicks, beeps )
Mom, come in.
I need you.
Hello.
Can you hear me?
Hello? Mom?
Hello? Mom.
Mom, I'm in trouble.
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Mom?
ERNIE:
K.C.?
What the heck is this thing?
Great.
Mom forgot her bracelet.
What is going on?
I'm not supposed
to tell you this,
but Mom and Dad are spies
and I have been
recruited to help
them on a mission.
Slow your roll.
How do I know I can believe you?
We are talking on a bracelet.
Well, that doesn't mean
anything.
Okay, that means something.
So it's true?
You're all spies?
Hey! Why wasn't
I asked to be a spy?
Please, you are so not
cut out to be a spy.
Oh, really?
Remember the time
I managed to sneak
into the girls' locker room?
Yes, everyone remembers.
You were caught immediately.
Look, if Mom and Dad check in,
tell them
that I'm being held against
my will in the A/V storage room.
I'm going to try to
make it out alive,
but if I don't, I'm going
to be really late for curfew.
Sure, I'll let them know.
I just hope I'm cut out
to deliver a message.
( giggling ) Come on, Jason.
This is a nice quiet place
where we can... talk.
Marisa!
Oh, sorry.
Ocupado!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Don't go.
( door closes )
Just a hunch, she doesn't do
very well in school, does she?
( inaudible )
( inaudible )
Whoa! Whoa!
Not the face!
Not the face!
Gotcha.
Not cut out to be a spy, huh?
Thank you.
I believe
I just saved your butt...
with my butt.
Oh, by the way, genius?
The door was unlocked.
No, it wasn't.
I was pulling, pulling...
Oh, fudge.
Hey, uh, how about you let me go
and we grab a bite to eat?
You like sushi?
Nice try,
but I don't date bad boys.
Thank you.
So, I'm, uh, I'm assuming
you're going to let me live?
Fingers crossed.
Oh, I am so proud.
You completed
your first mission.
You know me, I never give up.
I never doubted
you for a second.
My little girl
kicked butt tonight!
The whole world owes
you a debt of gratitude.
Excuse me?
Aren't we forgetting
somebody... again?
You know what, he's right.
If it weren't for you, I would have
never completed that mission.
Ernie, you are the real hero.
You know, I totally
underestimated you, son.
We should've recruited
you to be a spy and not K.C.
You have no idea how happy
I am to hear you say that...
Oh, don't worry, he'll wake up
totally refreshed in the morning
and he won't remember
anything that's happened
in the last six hours.
See, baby, I told you everything
was going to be okay.
Yes, you did.
My big strong spy daddy.
You know I am.
Ooh! Ooh!
I keep it undercover.
Rob, your name's on TV.