Ew, what is that smell?
I made cheesy eggs.
Yeah, no, I think it's Ernie.
It's the weekend. Showering is optional.
No. No, it's not.
Agent Johnson, from The
Organization. Nobody move.
Oh, is this about the pen
I took from the office?
Kira Cooper, you're under arrest.
Craig, give them back their pen!
It's not about the pen. You're under arrest
for leveling our field office in Hong Kong.
We have an office in Hong Kong?
Not anymore. Pay attention!
Hey!
Honey, don't worry. Everything
will be all right. Hey!
(Music)
♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪
♪ Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
♪ I always find a way ♪
♪ A way out of the fire ♪
♪ But don't tell nobody ♪
♪ Tell nobody ♪
♪ I'm not perfect ♪
♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪
♪ But I I keep it undercover ♪
♪ Livin' my life on red alert♪
♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪
♪ Know I'm the realest ♪
♪ Baby, I'm fearless ♪
♪ But I always got your back ♪
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
I keep it undercover.
I keep it undercover.
There is no way Mom could
do this to The Organization.
She is the most loyal person in the world.
For crying out loud, she still uses AOL.
What if she never comes home?
Who's gonna take care of us?
Ernie, we gotta pull
it together, all right?
We're gonna get through this as a family.
(Sighs) You're right.
We'll all
pitch in. I'll...
do what Mom would do.
You going to decimate a building?
Judy! What? I'm using
humor to lighten the mood.
Well, don't bother. Okay?
Everything is gonna be just fine.
I'm sure of it.
Things could not get any worse.
They're calling her an enemy of the
state, and they have tons of evidence.
Now would be a good
time to lighten the mood.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Five agents to rescue a Cooper.
Too soon?
What took you guys so long?
Uhh... you're in a prison
stories underground,
and the elevator was broke. Oh. Wow!
My ears just popped.
Hah-hah! Ooh, sorry honey, is
there anything we can do for you?
Well, some clean clothes and a
hairbrush would be a good start.
Oh, and maybe if you have
time... clear my name!
Mom, look, we know you didn't do this.
I am being set up.
I don't know by who or why, but I am.
I know, honey. You were on
that solo mission in Hawaii.
I mean, it's not like you
snuck out of your hotel,
took Honolulu Air flight to
Hong Kong that arrived at : AM,
rented a car, scored some expl*sives on
the black market, decimated a building,
and made it all the way back to your
hotel in Hawaii in time for breakfast.
Did you?
Take that back, or they will find
me guilty... of k*lling my husband!
Look, Mom, we are not gonna
rest until you are out of here
and the person who set you up
is sitting in there instead.
My attorney from The
Organization, Maggie Summer,
said that they're turning me over to
the Hong Kong authorities in hours.
Time's up. Let's go.
Now that doesn't give you a lot of time.
Work with Maggie! And while you're
at it, bring me a darn brush!
Okay, so they got a receipt
for a plane ticket to Hong Kong
on Mom's credit card.
No! Her phone and spy bracelet
pinged off a cell tower
in the area at the time of the expl*si*n.
No! And a picture of her getting
celebratory dim sum afterwards,
which is totally bogus because
Mom doesn't even like dim sum.
Noo!
Dad, are you okay?
No. I'm falling apart.
She's the sun to my moon.
The surf to my turf.
The tidies to my whities.
Here. This'll make you feel better.
Ernie, I can't think about
eating right now, your mo...
Ooh! Is that truffle oil?
With jalapeño aioli.
Okay, Ernie, enough with the food already.
It's what Mom would do.
I'm trying to pick up
the slack around here.
Like Mom always says, food equals love.
Mom's never said that.
Well, maybe she would if you
could get her out of prison!
(Someone knocking on door)
Hi, Coopers!
I'm Maggie Summer. Kira's attorney.
We have a lot to do and
not much time to do it.
So I suggest we get started.
You really think you can help my mom?
There's a lot of evidence against
her. What's your defense strategy?
All you need to know is, I may not
look like it, but I am a pitbull!
Really? Very... pink pitbull.
That's right, missy.
And I'm not a glass
half-full kinda person.
My glass is overflowing!
(Laughing weakly) I need
you people to stay positive
if we're gonna work
together and save your mom!
Now, are you with me?
Craig and Ernie: Yeah! Yeah!
I can't hear you!
All: Yeah!
I still can't hear you.
All: Y-Yea...
Wait. Wait.
I could that time, I just... I
wanted to make my point.
I'm so glad you're here.
You're organized, you have a plan of
action, and, wow, you smell really good.
What is that?
It's a little fragrance I
like to call... positivity!
Okay. I sent your dad to Hong
Kong to canvass for witnesses.
Now, I need you to go over
your mom's story again with her
and look for anything
she may have left out.
Okay. Yup. No, I got it.
Uh, is there anything else I can do?
Yes. I want Ernie's recipe
for his focaccia bread.
Tell him it was out of this world!
Yeah, you're still new here.
We don't compliment Ernie.
(Cackling)
(Cackling)
(Laughing stops)
What do you think you're doing?
Oh. Hi, sweetie.
I'm Maggie. I'm helping defend
your mom and bring her home.
By inserting a flash drive
and uploading suspicious files?
Oh. Oh, honey, it's more
complicated than that.
I would explain it, but... (Baby
voice) you wouldn't understand.
Try me.
I don't have time for games.
I have a built-in lie detector.
And it's telling me you're full of baloney.
Except for when you called me cutie.
That part was true.
Ohhh. You're a junior
undercover digital youth!
Why didn't you just say so?
(Judy powers down)
I would've powered you down a lot sooner.
Ship-It Express?
Yeah, I need a package pick-up.
It's about feet tall and nosy.
If we don't get that evidence
within the next hours,
they're gonna turn our mom over
to the Hong Kong authorities,
and we might never ever see her again.
(Gasps) Hey, hey. Hey.
I don't know about you,
but I am on Team Positive!
Come on, everybody.
Hold hands.
Okay, Maggie, look. I think
that's kind of a waste of...
Do it!
Okay.
Hands high, hands low.
Let those negative feelings go!
Everybody.
All: Hands high, hands low.
All: Let those negative feelings go!
Dad! Shoes! I just did the floors.
I'll get the mop.
Ernie's work is never done.
Dad, please tell me you
found evidence in Hong Kong
to prove that Mom was not
in that dim sum picture.
No, it was a complete waste of time.
I sat in Wang Lee's Dim Sum House for
hours and nobody knew anything.
Wang Lee's? No. It was Wang Lu's.
No, you told me it was Wang Lee's.
Oh, you must've misheard me.
Craig, do you think I'd send
you all the way to Hong Kong
on a wild goose chase?
No. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
(Baby voice) Turn that frown upside down.
Stay positive!
I was positive you said it was Wang Lee's!
Look, Maggie, I know
my mom believes in you,
but I'm starting to think you're full of...
and I mean this in the most
positive way possible... poopoo!
Wha... That's not
very positive, K.C.
It's not meant to be.
Look, you have done
absolutely nothing to help,
and we are running out of time.
Okay. I was waiting till I
had all my ducks in a row,
but I think I know who's setting Kira up.
His name is Chuck Maddox.
Well, what does he have against my mom?
She discovered he was selling secrets and
had him kicked out of The Organization.
Last I heard, he was working as a professor
at the George Washington University.
Hm. Looks like it's time to teach
that professor a little lesson.
Ooh.
I finally restore my
power and... Oh, no.
I fell for the ol' "mail
the robot away" trick.
Well played, Maggie. (
mocking Maggie) Well played.
(Scoffs) It's gonna be a long walk home.
Hey, uh, professor. Can
I ask you a question?
Sure. Are you in one of my classes?
Yeah, I'm in Intro to 'You Mess
With My Mom, You Mess With Me'.
That sounds more like Women's Studies.
I teach poli-sci.
(Smirks) Sure, you do.
Is this about a bad grade I gave you?
Tell me everything you know about The
Organization's field office in Hong Kong.
Well, I know it's in Hong Kong.
Don't play cute with me.
You set my mom up!
I don't know who your mom is!
Kira Cooper. Ring a bell?
I have nothing against Kira.
In fact, we used to be friends
before I quit The Organization!
Quit? Funny. I heard you got fired!
Fired? Me? Please.
I'm much happier being a college
professor than I ever was being an agent.
I get summer vacations.
Yeah, well, if you don't start talking,
you're gonna be going
on a permanent vacation.
(Grimacing)
(Yelling)
Ahh!
Come on!
Uhhh... (Clears throat) Overdue book fines.
Return your books, people.
Respect the process.
Ughh.
There's got to be an easier way.
Oh, wait. Duh.
Why row row row when you can go go go?!
Mom? I found the guy who set you up.
Recognize him?
I don't know. Can you back
him off the glass a little?
(Chuck gasps) Chuck?
How are you, sweetie?
Sweetie? Good to see you, Kira.
You look well. Other than being
imprisoned in a glass box thing.
But at least it's bigger than that
first cubicle we shared, right?
(Both chuckling)
So you can bring me an old friend but
you can't bring me a pair of pants?
Mother. Big picture.
Chuck set you up because you got him fired.
No. I wrote him a letter of
recommendation to the university
when he didn't want to be an agent anymore.
(Muffled) By the way, I
still owe you that lunch.
(Muffled) Assuming you ever get out.
Wait, so he's really your friend?
Yeah.
K.C.: Ohh. (Laughing)
Sorry about that. Hah.
Looks like I owe you lunch.
(Laughing nervously)
And my mother wondered why I
wanted to quit the business.
Why in the world would you think
Chuck had anything to do with this?
Well, because Maggie told me he did.
Look, I am having serious doubts about her.
She sent Dad to Hong Kong. Twice.
K.C., I trust her. Don't lose faith.
Oh, Maggie, hey. We were
just talking about you.
Yeah, and I was just gonna ask...
Who the heck are you?
I'm Maggie Summer. I'm
defending your mother.
Wait... if you're
Maggie, then...
Who the heck is 'Maggie'?
K.C., you're telling me that there's
another woman pretending to be me?
Yeah. She's-She's blonde, about ' "...
Honey, that could be anybody.
Okay, she wears a lot of pink. Super perky.
Candace Adams!
I-I mentored when she was
training to be an agent.
I knew immediately she
didn't have what it takes.
Any idiot could see something
was wrong with that woman.
Well, when Dad gets back from Hong
Kong for the second time in three days,
I'll be sure to let him know.
Is this her? Yup. That's her.
Mom, now we can get you out of here.
Ooh, I can't wait to take down
that perky little powder-puff.
No, K.C. We cannot alert
Candace that we're onto her.
That girl is dangerous.
Who knows what she might do?
K.C., your mission is to do nothing.
Isn't that more of a mission for Ernie?
Okay, fine, but it's no fun being
a spy if your hands are tied.
Tell me about it!
(Harmonica)
Can I see that harmonica
for a second, Bobby?
Thank you.
Finally some peace and quiet.
Guys. Guys. Guys.
You are not gonna believe this.
So it turns out Maggie is
actually... in our kitchen!
She's in our kitchen.
'Cause it's dinner time.
And that's where she'd be. 'Cause that'd
be weird if she were in the garage.
You're home for dinner? I only
made three Cornish game hens.
And now someone's gonna have to share.
K.C., what were you so excited about?
Did you locate Chuck Maddox?
No. Just, uh, another dead end.
Darn that brick wall we
just keep coming up against.
Oh... Oh! I... just got a text.
Unfortunately, I am going
to have to pass on dinner.
You can't go.
Why not?
Because I am feeling
super negative right now,
and I need your help, Maggie. I need you.
Guys, could you give us a moment?
Fine. I'll just torch the
crème brûlées in the bathroom.
Like an animal!
I know you set my mom up, Candace.
Aahh!
Took you long enough to
figure it out, Miss Super Spy.
Talk about nepotism!
(Candace laughing) (Yelling)
Mama's home!
(Candace grimacing)
(Candace yelling)
What's all
this... Kira?
Baby. You're home.
What...
...is going on?
She was working against
Mom the entire time.
She's a fake and an annoying sicko nutjob.
And, yes, Candace, I am positive about it.
All because I didn't think she
had what it takes to be an agent.
Oh, really? Didn't have what it takes?
Who disguised herself as you?
Who flew all the way to Hong
Kong, destroyed a building,
had some celebratory dim sum, and then
came back and pinned it all on you?
Me. That's who.
And guess who just confessed on tape?
You. That's who.
Agents! Candace Adams, you're under arrest.
Ughh. (Grimacing)
Kira: Okay.
Oh. Oh. Hey.
Judy! Where have you been?
I don't want to talk about it.
But next time the Ship-It
Express guy's around,
tell him I got a bone to pick with him.
And now, a message from
the cast of K.C. Undercover.
Hi, kids. We had a lot of laughs this week.
But there's one thing we wanted to address.
In this episode, my character Judy
gets shipped off to another country.
In the mail.
And as funny as that is, we are here to tell
you that you should not try this at home.
People are not mail.
Many of you have brothers
and sisters of your own.
And if they're anything like my
brother, they can be annoying as heck.
But that does not mean you should
wrap them up and ship them off to...
England, or Venezuela, or Cuba.
It's just not cool.
Even if you call dibs on the last donut,
and your brother Kumario
literally grabs it out of your hand
and licks it and says, "Oh,
were you gonna eat that?"
Knowing full well you were gonna eat that?
It's still not okay to ship them off.
And you might think, "Well, what
if I pay the mailman a little extra
to mark it 'fragile',
then it is totally fine."
It is not totally fine.
Marking 'fragile' may have
never crossed your mind.
You may be thinking, "I'm not
even gonna pay for postage.
"I'm just gonna throw it in the garbage
and let the trash guy deal with him."
Still not cool. In fact, that's worse.
Totally worse. Even if
your brother deserves it.
You're better off not throwing him
into a box and laughing maniacally
as he's shipped to Timbuktu.
Sure, your mom might
miss him for the holidays,
but you know that the
Thanksgiving turkey is gonna taste
so much better without your
brother's nasty saliva all over it.
"Oh? Were you gonna eat that turkey leg?"
Yes, I was gonna eat that turkey leg!
Quit licking my food, Kumario!
Are you okay, Kamil?
(Breathes) I'm fine.
As I was saying, do not ship your siblings.
All: It's the law.
Rob, your name's on TV.