05x01 - Red Handed

[bunniefuu]

We don't want any trouble.

Hey, take it easy, man.
Just take it easy.

- [GRUNTS]
- Back, back! Inside.

[g*nshots]

- MANNY: Hey! Colin!
- [HORN HONKING]

JANINE: Colin?

He's dead, Janine. He's dead.

How long have you known that Adrian's been talking to the feds?

Handle it. Or I'll have to turn it over to Pope.

Listen to me. If you stay, you will never be safe!

I love you, too, you know?

But you're the worst thing that ever happened to me.

♪ ♪

These people are Preppers, paranoid.

♪ ♪

I have a job for us.

It's quick, nothing fancy,

big score.

What is this place?

SMURF: Your father's buried here.

Right in front of that tree.

This is your Uncle Jed.

And that's your cousin, Odin.

- Jed!
- [GRUNTS]

Come out, boys, let's do this!

[g*nshots]

Smurf!

sh**t me, Andrew.

- No.
- She's gonna do it, Pope!

- Smurf! Christ!
- She's gonna do it!

- Smurf! Christ!
- Pull the trigger!

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Those homeschool Prepper freaks are gonna figure out where we live.

They gonna come after us?

Maybe.

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♪ She stares deeply ♪

♪ Locked inside me ♪

♪ Burnin' brightly ♪

♪ One they know that I cannot take ♪

♪ Waitin' for it all to begin ♪

♪ Every night now, they'll win ♪

♪ Come and meet my black hole ♪

♪ Got a big black hole ♪

♪ Got a big black hole ♪

♪ I've got a big black hole ♪

♪ I've got a big black, big black hole ♪

♪ Got a big black hole ♪

♪ Inside of me ♪
♪ Got a ♪

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Renn?

Renn?

Yo.

Renn. Renn, hey.

- Hey, you got to get up. Hey.
- What? I just got to sleep.

- Come on. We gotta go. Get up.
- Shh, shh.

What's going on?

Yo, is this thing good to go?

Yeah. What's going on?

There's been some blowback from the last job.

- [SIGHS] Smurf?
- Yeah.

What kind of blowback?

Smurf knew the guy that she ripped off.

I guess it was Pope's uncle.

Hey.

Talk to me.

Pope and Smurf were gonna distract the guy while we stole his sh*t.

She hauled off.

sh*t him in the head.

Jesus.

Pope had to drag her out of there, left his truck.

And you're just telling me this now?

Pope's cousins have been calling Smurf's phone, okay?

They know we live in Oceanside.

MAN: Good morning, Oceanside.

We have some three-to five-foot-plus waves

coming in today, some overhead swells

that are up a little bit from yesterday.

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Primary spout...

Secondary...

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Jesus.

- J: Anything?
- No.

They call again?

Yeah.

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What time does the mail place open?

: .

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We need to get this out of the house,

keep it stashed as leverage.

You see anything on your way in?

No.

What's the plan?

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

We give it back.

[SCOFFS]

This is a million dollars.

In gold.

Yeah, Pope's right.

Seriously?

With the kind of firepower up on that Prepper compound, you think we can all go up against that?

Okay, fine. Well, then we take off and just wait for it to blow over.

Smurf k*lled their father, and we stole their gold.

This is never gonna blow over, Craig.

The only way to keep this gold is to k*ll them all.

We're not doing that.

They're my cousins.

You just met them.

They're blood.

We're giving it back.

This is all Smurf.

♪ ♪

♪ I need a small vacation ♪

♪ But it don't look like rain ♪

- Hey, watch it, kid!
- Don't touch me!

- I didn't touch you.
- You pushed me!

- I didn't do any...
- Mommy!

- Hey!
- Leave her alone.

♪ And I need you more than want you ♪

♪ And I want you for all time ♪

♪ And the Wichita lineman ♪

Hey.

This ain't a library.

- Oh, it's not?
- You gonna buy that or what?

- ♪ Is still on the line ♪
- No, no. Sorry.

♪ ♪

You have a good day.

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Andrew. Come on.

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Damn, kids.

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Okay.

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Let me have it, baby.

♪ When I looked out the window ♪

- ♪ On the hardship that had struck ♪
- So, what are we thinking?

♪ The plague claimed man and son ♪

$ ?

$ ?

That only happened one time.

It just means that it can happen again.

You know, before you guys were born,

I got one with a lottery ticket in it.

Well, you know what I got for that lottery ticket?

$ !

That was with Daddy, right?

♪ Come on down ♪

♪ Come on down ♪

♪ We'll make the stand ♪

Yeah, baby. Forgot.

♪ ♪

♪ Bum-ba-da-dum ba-dum ♪

Can we go someplace with a pool?!

- Yes, we can!
- Yes!

What about you, baby?
You want to swim, too?

♪ Don't say I didn't warn you ♪

- ♪ This prophecy's coming true ♪
- Hey, monkey.

♪ The cavalry is thundering ♪

Do you want to get... burgers for dinner?

♪ Come on down and meet your maker ♪

Could I get a kids' meal?

Yes.

- ♪ Come on down and make the stand ♪
- Yes!

[BARKING]

- ♪ Come on down, come on down ♪
- [HOWLS]

- ♪ Come on ♪
- [ALL BARKING, HOWLING]

- ♪ And we'll make the stand ♪
- [ENGINE STARTS]

♪ Come on down and meet your maker ♪

♪ Come on down and make the stand ♪

This really the best plan?

Yeah.

This?

Truck I left at the compound is registered to this place.

It's all they have besides Smurf's phone number.

Just feels lame sitting around.

You know Smurf wanted us to have that gold.

Smurf didn't go there for the gold.

Look, I'm just saying if we have the gold, that we should just use it.

Place should be open by now.

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All right.

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Whoa.

sh*t.

[GROANS]

POPE: How many were there?

Four.

Waiting for me.

Y-You guys know I got you, right?

Always.

But they were packing.

Big-ass g*ns.

I thought I was dead.

What did they want?

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Mail out of the box,

plus the address we had on file.

The address to our house?

No, the other place.
The... The apartment.

Whoa, what apartment?

♪ ♪

For Smurf.

POPE: What are you talking about?

It's right here.

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the Strand. Apartment D.

What the hell is that?

?

- Do you know it?
- No, I don't.

Let's go there. Let's go.

Get yourself to urgent care, man.

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That's the last of it, yeah?

Yeah.

I can't believe we're still doing Smurf's sh*t.

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Smurf said Adrian was talking to the cops.

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She told you that?

- Yeah.
- And... ?

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I'm wondering if there's anything we need to do about it.

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"Anything we need to do about it."

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I handled it.

How?

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It's handled.

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[CELLPHONE CHIMES]

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sh*t.

The cousins are in Oceanside.

♪ ♪

♪ Sucker punch is in your heart ♪

♪ Life is reason, light is clue ♪

♪ My shape is shapeless in your suit ♪

Perfect.

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How's that different than a cigarette?

It's just different.

But how?

Why don't you swim?

♪ ♪

♪ A simple sun is slowly sinking ♪

- ♪ Roman shoes and pretty hats ♪
- They're curious at that age.

Yeah.

♪ ♪

♪ Glitter bombs that b*at the b*at ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You comb the night 'cause you're a cruiser ♪

- ♪ And ya... ya never get enough ♪
- Hey. Come here.

Will you help me?

Thank you.

♪ And takin' off the heat ♪

♪ When you're on the moonlight run ♪

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JULIA: Stop!

Don't do that! I told you stop!

- Don't! Don't!
- Is that your kid?

- Come on!
- Yeah.

Please, stop!

They're just playing.

♪ ♪

Stop!

I told you stop!

Don't do that! Stop!

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Stop! Stop!

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Hey! Will you stop him?

They're just playing, right?

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MAN: Hey, cut it out, guys!

- Hey, knock it off!
- Hey!

Will you get him off my son?!

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- JULIA: Andrew, don't do that!
- Stop! Stop!

Andrew!

Let go! Break it up! Let him go!

- Let him go!
- Get off!

- Andrew.
- MAN: Let go!

Are you okay?

[COUGHING]

You okay, buddy? You okay?

[COUGHING CONTINUES]

You okay?

What is wrong with you?!

I'm calling the cops on you.

And your little freak! Do you hear me?

Do you?!

Pack it up.

What's up? What are we doing here?

Turns out that Smurf owns one of the apartments up there.

- You know about this, J?
- No.

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Come on. Over here.

Who's that out front?

That's Odin.

Where's the rest of them?

Up in the apartment.

One of them just had a smoke up on the balcony.

Left the sliding door open.

How do you want to do this?

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- You got a $ ?
- I got a $ .

Yeah, that'll work.

You gotta think, with all this sh*t here, she's probably still in town.

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No food!

Nothing!

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Hey! What's the matter with you?!

Piece of sh*t. You piece of sh*t.

Get outta here. Get outta here.

What's up, cuz?

♪ ♪

Yo! Hey! Got something!

♪ ♪

All right.

♪ ♪

g*dd*mn it, man.

Five different passports.

This bitch could be anywhere.

♪ ♪

Look at that.

That's him, right?

Yeah.

Go!

♪ ♪

- Hey. Jackpot.
- Hey, Dave, get the tools.

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- MAN: Hide.
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

♪ ♪

ODIN: Mikey.

Yo!

Hey, man, I told you to stay with the truck.

I need to take a piss.

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I told you not to drink all that Gatorade.

Come on, let me in. You can watch the damn truck from the window.

Doesn't feel right, man.

Don't open that door, Mikey.

- Come on, man. Just...
- Don't do it.

♪ ♪

Mikey!

Get back down there and let us know if anyone's coming.

♪ ♪

Morning, fellas.

- Put your g*ns down!
- Hey!

Put 'em down!

Keep your eyes on them! You hear me?

Odin, are you alone?

What do you think, dipshit?

Tell him we want to talk.

Says they want to talk.

Yeah, listen, everybody be cool, okay?

Just relax. I'm gonna open the door.

- ODIN: All right.
- Very slowly, all right?

♪ ♪

- Stay back. Stay back!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Move in slowly!

We're backing up.

Get in. Come on, come on, come on.

- All right.
- Get in. Now, shut up.

- Shut up.
- ODIN: Take it easy.

- Shut up!
- Take it easy.

- Don't tell me to... Shut up!
- Take it...

So, where's your bitch of a mother?

Shut the hell up, man!

Where the hell is she?!

You said you wanted to talk. So, talk.

What is it?

We're gonna give you your gold back.

- Just like that?
- We give you your gold back.

You leave town. And we're done.

Our father is dead!

- Where the hell is your mother?
- [DOOR OPENS]

I sh*t her.

- And who are you?
- I'm her grandson.

She had cancer. She wanted to die.

I don't believe any of you.

I want to see a body.

There is no body.

We cremated her.

And we want to give you back the gold.

So enough of the bullshit already.

It was just a job that went bad.

We did not know Smurf was gonna sh**t your dad.

She was settling old scores.

It wasn't about you. It wasn't about us.

Whatever happened between your father and our mother is done.

- All right, I'm putting it down.
- What are you doing?

- What are you doing, man? Come on.
- I'm putting the w*apon down.

- Aw, come on, man. This is bullshit.
- Hey, Jeremy.

We came for the gold.

We came for the gold, right?

♪ ♪

- Right?
- Right.

♪ ♪

Where is it?

It's in a storage unit nearby.

We'll get it, and we'll bring it back.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go.

I'll go. This is better.

♪ ♪

Everything's good.

Just be cool, all right?

♪ ♪

Are the police really coming?

Of course not, baby.

Then why do we have to leave?

'Cause you never wait around for trouble, even if you don't think it's gonna happen.

Right, Andrew?

Why is everybody looking at us?

'Cause we're special.

MAN: Um, they're pretty good.

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So, what kind of name is Smurf?

DAVID: It's a cartoon, right?

With blue midgets?

[LAUGHS]

And you all called her that?

♪ ♪

- Who's that?
- This is Mom.

So, you sh**t their mother, and you're still breathing?

♪ ♪

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They're back.

You know, your dad's buried in a field near our house, right?

Yeah.

My old man used to tell us about him.

I never met him.

He was dead before I was even born, but...

I don't know, maybe you should come by sometime, pay your respects.

You got it?

Like, all of it?

Let's go. Get in the car.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOORS CLOSING]

[ENGINE STARTS]

So, that's it?

It's done.

♪ ♪

All right.

♪ ♪

Mmm.

♪ ♪

Mmm.

Yeah, Smurf knew how to make good lasagna.

Mmm.

You think she wrote the recipes down?

Why? You want to start cooking?

I don't know, I just thought Nick might want to know how his grandma's lasagna tastes.

♪ ♪

His grandma?

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What do you want to do about her ashes?

She bought us those burial plots where she moved Julia.

Probably wants to be there.

Aren't you supposed to put the whole body in cemeteries?

You can bury ashes in a cemetery, too, bud.

It just seems... kind of boring for Smurf.

Terry McGillis rolled up his dad's ashes into a fatty and smoked him.

- That's bullshit.
- True story.

Said he started hallucinating and sh*t.

[DOOR CLOSES]

What's that?

Your copies of Smurf's will.

Where'd you get these?

Angela signed for them when they were delivered.

She gave them to me.

You just opened them?

No, she did.

Pope know about this?

Yeah, I told him.

You should read it.

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[KEYPAD BEEPING]

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JULIA: Mommy, are we going?

- Watch! Aah!
- [LAUGHS]

Hey, Andrew, give me your shirt.

Andrew.

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Wait in the car.

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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING, WOMAN SCREAMS]

MAN: Oh, geez!

Oh! Help!

♪ ♪

What the hell is this?

Who the hell is Pamela Johnson?

Yeah, I know. Right?

She's one of Smurf's old pals.

The will says she gets almost everything.

I'll check the breaker.

[SCOFFS]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[ENGINE REVS]

[TIRES SCREECH]

sh*t.

[g*nshots]

Move!

- Aah!
- Come on!

[g*nshots]

Gah!

They got night vision.

Odin, perimeter.

Mike, take the back.

Dave, you're with me.

- DERAN: You all right?
- Yeah.

Got sh*t in my eye.

[g*nshots]

[GRUNTING]

[g*nshots]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[g*n COCKS]

- [g*nshots, GLASS SHATTERING]
- Aah!

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Davy!

[GROANING]

I'm all right. It's just my shoulder.

[GASPS]

- [GROANS]
- Okay.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

g*dd*mn it!

[GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

♪ ♪

[GROANS, COUGHS]

Ohh, yo.

- He's alive, man.
- Just go.

- Bro.
- Keep moving. Just go.

[BOTH GRUNT]

Aah! [SIGHS]

♪ ♪

[GROANS]

Aah! Ha!

CRAIG: Sirens.

Deran's gonna have to deal with the cops. Let's go.

♪ ♪

Aaaaah! [GROANS]

♪ ♪

Keep going. Keep going.

[SIREN WAILS]

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[SIREN WAILS]

♪ ♪

- Hands.
- Whoa.

♪ ♪

You guys here about the lights?

- No.
- Oh.

Any idea when we're gonna get power back on?

A few of your neighbors called.

Said they heard g*nshots.

Yeah, we were playing this sh**ting game.

Had the volume up really loud.

These neighbors complain about it all the time, so...

You were playing in the dark?

No, this just happened.

What happened to your gate here?

That was a drunk driver a couple of days ago.

♪ ♪

All right, so, we're gonna need to check it out, okay?

You got a warrant?

We have probable cause with the g*nshots, yeah.

Oh, I told you we were playing video games.

[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

♪ ♪

Go call it in. .

Tell the others to stand down.

Go on.

♪ ♪

. Stand down. All units, down. .

You're lucky I got here first.

There's three more cars behind that one.

♪ ♪

- Give me a minute.
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

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- J: Are we good?
- Yeah, man, we're great.

- I'll see you there.
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

This sh*t never happened when Smurf was alive.

Better tighten up.

Let's go.

[ENGINE STARTS]

♪ ♪

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

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[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

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[MUFFLED SPEAKING]

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♪ ♪

Are we doing this?

Grab his leg. Now!

♪ ♪

All right.

[MUFFLED GROANING]

♪ ♪

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

♪ ♪

I'll meet you back at the house.

- Pope.
- You take care of the truck.

- I'll meet you at the house.
- Pope.

I'll meet you at the house!

What are you waiting for?!

♪ ♪

[ENGINE STARTS]

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[ENGINE STARTS]

[ENGINE REVS]

♪ Take your baby by the hand ♪

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♪ And make her do a high handstand ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And take your baby by the heel ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And do the next thing that you feel ♪

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♪ We were so in phase ♪

♪ ♪

♪ In our dance hall days ♪

♪ We were cool ♪

Why do you get it if you don't want the toy?

♪ ♪

He likes to open the box.

♪ ♪

♪ Could believe, do ♪

♪ And share in what was true ♪

♪ Oh, I said ♪

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Get up!

♪ ♪

- Come on, now.
- You shut up.

Shut up.

Mm.

Shovel.

It was Jeremy's idea.

I didn't want that to happen.

Shut up!

♪ ♪

- Dig.
- Come on.

♪ ♪

Hey, baby, baby, baby, boo.

When are we gonna get there?

Why? Are you tired?

I don't think all this moving around is good.

Why?

'Cause of what happened today?

I just think Andrew needs more...

- What?
- I don't know.

♪ ♪

Just more something.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Hey, have some of this.

♪ ♪

You worry too much, baby.

Okay?

Your brother's gonna be just fine.

♪ ♪

[GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

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Pope. Pope, listen to me.

- I will show you where the gold is.
- Quiet.

I'll take you right there.
You can... You can have all of it.

Turn around!

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Face that way. Get on your knees.

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Take out the trash, Andrew.

That's what you do. Right?

♪ ♪

She'd do it.

She'd make me do it.

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[SIGHS]

♪ ♪

Get up.

I said get up!

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Go.

I said go.

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