03x04 - 3 P.M. to 6 P.M.

Episode transcripts for the 2016 TV show "Slasher". Aired: March 2016 to present.*
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"Slasher" revolves around a young woman who is confronted with a series of horrifying copycat murders, that are based on the widely-known killings of her parents years ago.
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03x04 - 3 P.M. to 6 P.M.

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I love summer.

- Why is that, sweetie?
- Because everything's perfect.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hello?

Yes, she sure is.

- It's your grandmother calling.
- To wish me a happy birthday?

[INHALES]

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

[WOMAN SCREAMING]

WOMAN: No!

[CAR HORN BLARING]

Mommy?

Amy?

- Amy!
- Mommy?

Mommy? Mommy, wake up! [SOBS]

Mommy, no! Mommy, don't.

Mommy, please wake up. Please.

Mommy! Mommy!

Mommy!

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

I'm guessing you didn't perform
an autopsy in here.

WOMAN: This is how we found her.

Jesus.

What do you got so far?

WOMAN: A slight abrasion
at the clavicular notch

suggests that the cut began here,
just below the jugular,

and then went all the way down
to the pubic symphysis.

The skin pulled back to the sides,

it shows that it was
one long, clean cut.

No hesitations, no mistakes.

And then, for the ribs,
they cut those one after another.

Any idea how?

I mean for the incision,
I'd suggest that

the k*ller used a small instrument,

most likely a scalpel.

And for the ribs,
used some sort of shears.

They reached in,

grabbed the floating ribs here and here.
[CLICKS TONGUE]

Okay.

Then the k*ller removed the organs
one by one, kidney, liver,

spleen, pancreas.

And then, at some point, that k*lled her.

- She was alive for this?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

She could live through some
of the abdominal organs being removed.

I mean... I think
that was the intention.

You can, if you were so inclined,

choose the orders of the organs so that,

it would make her live
as long as possible.

I mean, whoever did this,
definitely has some knowledge

- and some skill.
- Like a surgeon? A doctor?

I don't think a surgeon.

Maybe a coroner, or...

No, I think you should look at somebody

who maybe works in a funeral home.

Greenberg.

Wait a second.

Kaili Greenberg. Kaili.

Kaili Greenberg lived
at Clayborn Apartments.

The same as Kit Jennings, last year?

- Like Frank Dixon this morning.
- The hood ornament?

Someone's targeting the residents.

Why her? I mean, a teacher.

And why... this?

- It's a lot different than an axe.
- Yeah.

An axe is angry. This...

It's clinical.

No.

It's cruel.

Hey.

Hi.

So, uh, what crazy plans
you got for tonight?

Nothing exciting.

No? No, uh drug-fueled sex orgies?

No, that's Wednesdays, after knitting.

Okay.

I'm probably gaming...

in VR.

Me in another world.

Sounds trippy.

Maybe you can show me sometime.

Sure.

Are you gay?

Why?

Oh.

Oh.

- Whoa.
- Yeah. [CHUCKLES]

I... I should've told you.
I sprinkled a little dust in that.

[AMY COUGHING]

So, like, when I'm high, like,
super, super high...

- Hmm.
- ... from like oxy, coke, molly...

all that running through my veins.

When I'm beside someone,

I'm just elated, alive, you know?

That's how it is for me with VR.

- You f*ck on VR?
- No. I feel alive.

Surrounded and safe.

The world's too...

- Tense?
- Yeah.

That's what I want, though.

I want the too much of it all, you know?

- I even looked into trepanation.
- Hmm?

You drill a hole in your skull.

- Why?
- [CHUCKLES] Gets you high.

Right in the middle of your forehead.

- Let the world in.
- Oh. No, see, I'm disappearing into here.

I just want to drill holes...

in everything.

Okay, I've flirted with you
and you give me nothing.

I make my moves. You have zero reaction.

- You were making moves?
- Yes.

And you barely even look at me.

Like I understand
if you were gay, but f*ck me,

but you probably won't,
because I bet you're asexual.

Why do you care? Hmm?

Because I'm obsessed with sex
and I'm a bi poly slut.

You know, some people
look around and they say,

"Yeah, no, maybe, definitely not."

The people they would or wouldn't f*ck.

Not really.

- Okay, well, people do that.
- Okay.

- Okay?
- All right.

- All right?
- [AMY LAUGHS]

But with me, I f*ck...

everyone.

I can't imagine what it'd be like
to be in your world.

Can you imagine...

if we could see each other's
lives through VR?

There is a camera at my gaming place.

But I think you'd get bored.

- No.
- Mm.

No way.

We're kind of perfect for each other.

But I'm not into sex
and you're all about it.

You could teach me restraint,
maybe some control.

Something I know nothing about.

What, and you'd teach me about sex?

I'd teach you how to...

how to feel it all.

Everything.

[DOOR OPENS]

[AMY CLEARS THROAT]
This is my partner, Xander.

- Kit was just...
- I was worried about you.

Didn't know we opened up
a strip club in the laundry room.

Yeah, sorry, man.
I've been in that shirt all week.

- I'm okay.
- I didn't even know you owned a shirt,

so that's, like, totally news to me.

All right, maybe I'll see
you guys around, huh?

Maybe the Solstice party.

You should come.

It's gonna be crazy.

Okay. All right.

[VIOLET] Oh, my God.

Kaili. Kaili. Can you believe it?

- She finally get a boyfriend?
- No, she's been k*lled.

- What?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Hacked open at the school
by the Druid. All the kids saw it.

There were pieces of her
scattered around the classroom

like a flesh and bone piñata.

- That's horrible.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God,

I'm sorry. I'm just imagining.

I'm imagining what Kaili went through.

She's lying there helpless,

watching as the Druid slices her open

from her titties down
to her f*cking hoohah.

You know, they said she was still alive.

And who the f*ck hates her
that much? She's pretty,

but k*ll-you-pretty? I don't know.
I don't think so.

But I totes called it.
Like I knew he was coming back.

- What, you know how did it?
- The Druid. Obvs.

He's targeting this building.

People should listen to me,
but they never do.

Honestly, I'm gonna go
door to door in this building,

rip people's smartphones from their hands,

and literally punch in my blog,
because they need to know.

[ANSWERING MACHINE] Thank you
for calling Xander. You're welcome.

Call me, okay?

That Xander? Is he not here right now?

- You haven't seen him?
- Oh, my God, girl,

you have to find him right now.
I can help, me and my show.

- Y... you have a show?
- Yes.

It's just me and my webcam
but online is where it's at.

You know, Oprah, she got
started on local cable access

and look at her go.

You're gonna make a great guest.
You could talk about Kit,

you could talk about Frank.
You could talk about Kaili.

It'll totes stoke my followers,
and then you make a plea.

You know. You go full JonBenét Ramsey.
Help me find Xander.

- Oh.
- It'll be fun.

We'll make it fun for everyone.
Stop the next m*rder.

Let's bring him home safe, okay?

Okay. Sure, I guess.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

[SAADIA] I can't believe someone
would do that to Miss Greenberg.

- She was so nice.
- She wasn't that nice.

She was fake nice.
I'm not saying she was a bitch.

- You could tell she wanted to be nice.
- No, that's you.

You're too nice. You like everyone.

That's that police officer.

[JEN] Mm. She's a detective.

[SAADIA] It's the same one
as last year with Kit.

[JEN] We knew the Druid was back.

[SAADIA] We didn't know for sure.

I knew. I had that sh*t clocked
from the start.

What about Cassidy?
Could she be doing it?

- A girl druid?
- Um, hi, feminism.

Girls hate hard and
a psycho bitch like Cassidy

is probably into axe play.

It's scary.

People can look in here...

all our apartments.

If people want to creep you,
all they have to do is log on.

They don't have to live across from you.

If the k*ller was watching Miss
Greenberg, they for sure seen us.

Maybe.

What is that detective doing?

Writing down all our names?
I bet you she's gonna ask us all

if we saw anything, like last year.

Well, she should've asked us before.

Go, go.

[PHONE RINGING]

[ANSWERING MACHINE] Thank you
for calling Xander. You're welcome.

Hey, Z,

I know you hate talking on the phone
but please call me back, okay?

I just want to know you're okay.

[PHONE BEEPS]

Did Miss Greenberg
have any disagreements

with kids or parents at school?

No, she cared about us.

People liked her.

Did you see her talking with anyone
in particular in the building?

Well, she said hi to everyone...

even Dan.

What about Mr. Dixon?

Did you ever see either of them talking

with anyone outside of the building?

I heard things about Mr. Dixon.

What kind of things? You can tell me.

He could get you things, cars.

It embarrassed Erica.
Her parents yelled a lot.

When you live in a building like this,
you... you hear everything.

Did you ever hear them together?

No. Miss Greenberg would
never be with a guy like him.

Okay.

Thank you.

Are your parents home?

Mm, no. They flew across
the country this morning

for my brother's graduation.

[DOOR SHUTS]

When are you gonna take
this sh*t serious and start kicking in

some of these f*cking doors
looking for my daughter?

Your daughter's missing?

How long has she been gone?

How old is she?

- [SAADIA] She's my age.
- I'll tell her!

I saw her at school today.
She didn't come to her exam.

[DOOR OPENS]

Cassidy's only missing
because she att*cked Saadia

at school today and
doesn't want to get suspended.

That's f*cking bullshit!

You usually go to jail
for hate crimes, Dan.

[ANGEL] Yeah, you should
know that, Olenski,

with all the sh*t that you post.

- f*ck you!
- We all hear you yelling at her.

You know, you should check his bathtub.
She's probably in there,

- chopped up into little pieces!
- [ROBERTA] Okay.

I'll f*cking k*ll you,
you f*cking f*gg*t!

- What'd you call me?
- [ROBERTA] Step back! Settle down!

Step back!

- You f*cking pig! You f*cking...
- Hey!

I'll f*ck you in your face.

- You white trash m*therf*cker!
- Settle down and I'll let you go!

- [GRUNTS]
- Hey, hey, hey.

You know what, you should
ask him if he's the one

who broke into my apartment earlier!

Get back into your apartments

so I can speak to Mr. Olenski alone!

He started this f*cking sh*t.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

- Now!
- [GROANS]

Just go back in. Come on. Hey, hey.

[GROANS, PANTS]

Would you please let go
of my f*cking hand?

- [GROANS]
- Mr. Olenski...

has Cassidy been hanging out
with anyone new?

Have you seen her with
Frank or Kaili lately?

[PANTING]

What's this supposed to mean?

[SIREN WAILING]

Oh, God, I'm so glad you're okay.

Look, the Druid is back.

And that teacher in our building
was cut open.

I'm just letting Violet know
you're okay.

I mean, after Frank and now
that teacher, like, I was freaking.

[SIGHS] Xander.

Xander?

Z?

[XANDER SIGHS]

[XANDER MOANING]

[SLURPING]

[SIGHS]

[PANTING]

Hello?

Earth to Amy.

Oh.

That was nice.

[SCOFFS] That was nice.

I am a gifted linguist.

If I am talking to you down there,

you don't need to be on your phone.

- Right now?
- [SIGHS]

A little less FaceTime,
a little more below-the-waist time?

[AMY CHUCKLES]

[SIGHING]

Hey.

All right, we kiss...

we make out...

we make enough noise to drive

those pathetic neighbors out of here.

Orgasms and pest control. I mean...

everybody wins.

Hey.

What if...

[SIGHS]

... I wore these while we did it?

[SIGHS]

- Hmm?
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]

Well, if you're doing that...

- you can wear whatever you want.
- Mm-hmm.

But, uh, but why that? [GRUNTS]

Oh, uh...

[AMY SIGHS]

Oh.

It's kind of kinky, hmm?

- [XANDER SIGHS]
- [BOTH CHUCKLING]

Like robot p*rn.

- I'm your dirty, little sex robot.
- [MOANS]

[GASPING]

[BOTH MOANING]

[GROANING]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

That's okay.

I want to get you off.

Look, I liked that. I don't need more.

Okay.

- Oh.
- [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

What's up, C ? You seem a little PO'd.

Of course not.

Where'd you go?

Xander...

- You thinking about someone else?
- Oh, my God, don't.

We were f*cking. Hard.

He's a slimy, out-of-work
druggie whorebag

who is too stupid to
even get paid for it.

I talked to him twice.

Yeah, it's like I'm the only person
in this building

who doesn't want to f*ck
that wannabe rock star.

- I was f*cking you.
- Yeah, with those space goggles on.

You said you were into it.

Yeah, what are you even
watching on this thing?

Whoa.

What the f*ck?

That's what gets you off?

Well, nothing gets me off.
I didn't cum. I don't ever cum.

You cum.

You've cum before.

I bet Kit makes you cum.

Look, Xander, no.

There's no one but you.

Lookie, lookie what we found
in the garbage,

my little slinking violets.

If it isn't the real house
wrecker of assh*le county.

Mm, that's reaching a bit, Violet.
Put that f*cking thing away.


Why? You only like to have
the camera running

when you're a q*eer eye
trying to steal a straight guy?

There's no tries, only do.

And, honey, your husband did this
at least five times a week.

Well, he came home to me
every single night.

- Hey!
- 'Cause he feels sorry for you.

He doesn't want to hurt you...

because your online existence
is so f*cking pathetic

that he's afraid you'll end up
sh**ting a selfie snuff film.

Hey, you're such a f*cking assh*le.
You're such a f*cking assh*le!

And if this is f*cking ruined,
I'm gonna sue your ass!

Oh, with what money?
You don't earn a dime.

I've heard Joe complain
about that enough times.

You're such a f*cking prick,
do you know that?

- I am, yeah. And I have a big one.
- [VIOLET CHUCKLES]

- And we both know he prefers it.
- [GASPS] Still works.

- Ha!
- You turn that f*cking thing on

- I swear I will go right down...
- Or what? What?

... to the police station and point out

how you have the most to gain

from these killings,
you and your three followers.

- I have , .
- No, your real followers,

not the ones you bought
with Joe's hard earned money.

Yeah.

He tells me everything,
and we laugh about it...

when we're not making
each other's legs shake.

So you do follow me.

- I'm honored.
- Whatever.

We both know who he's coming
home to tomorrow. Hmm?

Face it, Vile,

everybody in this building
hates your f*cking guts.

I wouldn't be surprised
if you were the next one to die.

That's what I'd do if I was the k*ller.

You're a f*cking assh*le.

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [AMY PANTING]

[ROBERTA] Hey.

Do you have any idea why someone
would want to hurt Xander?

No.

Everyone loves him.

What was Xander doing
this night, a year ago?

Why would I know that?

The night Kit Jennings d*ed.

[SCOFFS]

[DRAWER OPENS]

- MAN: Help! Somebody help me!
- [POUNDING ON DOOR]

Cassidy! Cassidy, open the door!

Kit, if you think you can just
come back here and apologize

- for that sitch with that slut.
- Cassidy, open this f*cking door!

There's a... No! f*ck!

f*ck!

No, no, no, no, no, no!
[POUNDING ON DOOR]

Angel, is that you? I'm sorry, okay?
Open this door!

I'm gonna f*cking die out in this hall!
[GRUNTS]

f*ck! [GROANS]

[INDISTINCT SCREAMING]

f*ck.

Did Xander have any lockers or storage?

No.

- That's mine!
- We'll bring it back to you.

Did he have a gym membership?

No, he rode a fixie and slack-lined.

Well, what about his parents?
Did he keep anything there?

- [PHONE BEEPS]
- They don't live in the country.

Did he own a car
or a truck for the business?

- Amy, any vehicles?
- Sorry, it's work.

No, no cars.

We found four liters of blood
in your husband's shop,

and you have no idea where he is.

Look, I need to get onto
a computer and get online.

I'm a game tester. I need to pay my rent.

I need to go to a gaming place.

That should be fine.
We're gonna be busy here.

- Keep your phone on.
- Of course.

Tell me if she goes anywhere
but a computer café.

Okay.

I'm gonna check with the other residents.

This place is evil.

Brings out the worst in all of us.

And now you're f*cked, too.

What I need to know...

is what you've seen.

The Druid.

Can you feel it?

He's here.

He's coming for the rest of us.

Why would the Druid
target any of you?

How should I know?

Huh? [HITS THE WALL]
How should I know?

I need some kind of cabalistic,
or, I don't know,

some kind of priestess,
or I don't know, I...

I think, just please and thank you.

And please just bless us.

[SOBS] Just bless this place.

And then burn it to the f*cking ground!

And I'll take him with me!
[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

- [SOBS]
- [CONNOR] Okay, okay.

Hey.

Hey, why don't you come lie down?

Hmm? Amber.

[MUTTERING]

You're gonna be up all night
if you start this again. Come on.

[MUTTERING]

Come here.

Come on, lie down.
I'll make you some tea, okay?

Jeez, why would you do that?

You can see she's not well.

Have you seen anything suspicious
in the building in the last week?

No, just more of the same.

People just sh1tting on each other.

Dan's the worst piece of sh*t
in this place.

If anyone were to do anything
f*cked up, he'd be my guess.

Or maybe Violet. She sucks too.

Okay.

If you remember anything...

Yeah.

Well, if you come across
any cheap apartments

that we can afford, you tell us because...

right now my stepmom
starts every morning

looking at the courtyard where
my mom b*rned to death.

I can't imagine.

Yeah.

Oh. Hey, what's up?

- You still got a VR station?
- Uh, yeah,

it's in the corner back there.

[GASPS]

- [GASPS]
- [SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

Holy sh*t, what is it? Le... let me see.

- Look, beta testing.
- Beta testing?

Yeah. I can't talk about it.

Okay.

[SIGHS]

f*ck. f*ck. Come on.

[PANTING]

f*ck. f*ck. f*ck!

[GASPS]

[SOBBING]

sh*t.

What did you do? What did you do?
What the f*ck did you do?

[TIRES SCREECHING]

f*ck!

[GRUNTS]

[SOBS]

[SHARMA] We did a sweep as soon
as Kaili Greenberg was found.

Everywhere. The school's empty.

We have three murders in one day,

all within a -minute walk from here.

If a student from this school
who also lives at that building

goes missing,
I want to be percent sure.

We're looking for her.

Wearing more clothes, I hope.

Cassidy Olenski.

She might be hiding out
because of an altercation

she had with another
student earlier today.

Let's hope that's what it is.

You take the north wing and
the portables, and I'll do here,

the basement and the gym.

And you check all the closets,

every room, anywhere big
enough for a body.

You know, we did that.

Big enough for parts of a body.

- And be careful.
- Yeah.

Cassidy?

Police!

Anyone there?

[WATER RUNNING]

[WHIMPERS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

Jesus!

Lock off all the exits
and cordon off the street!

Meet me in the girls' bathroom now!

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[SIRENS WAILING]

[AMBER] See what happens?

[CONNOR] What's happening?

They're giving up.

They can't handle it.

They know what any of us
who live here know right away.

And what's that?

This building is a foul,
pestilent sinkhole of bile.

God deserted this place.

Someone's punishing us for staying here.

It's just getting started. You watch.

The Druid's not gonna stop
until we're all dead.

[CREAKING]

Xander?

[GASPS, SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SIGHS] There.

I feel like a rat.

[CONNOR] What'd you tell 'em?

- "Hey, Mom and Dad. Aced the exams."
- [JENNIFER] True.

- Sort of true. You're gonna crush it.
- We'll see.

"Going to the mall to see
about the battery for the phone."

Well, look at that.
You're already a pro.

Lying to your parents over text.

I'm gonna get some weed for the party.

You know what? I don't think
it's a good idea for you guys

to be hanging around alone here.
It's not really safe.

I can lock myself in the apartment.

My parents went hard on the locks.

Yeah, but it's better
to be out, you know,

surrounded by other people.

Says the guy who wants us
all to go to the Solstice party.

[JENNIFER CHUCKLES]

Well, I'm not staying here all night.
It's times like this...

I wanna go crazy.

Fine! I'll go to the stupid party.

- [CHUCKLES] Hey!
- Hey!

[JENNIFER] Yes!

[CHUCKLES]

♪ Slowly, so slowly ♪

♪ It all falls into place ♪

♪ Venture out ♪

♪ The dark has found the space ♪

♪ Slowly, so slowly ♪

♪ The sun is shining through ♪

♪ It breaks up the clouds till ♪

♪ All is left is Spring ♪
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