02x01 - Journey

[bunniefuu]

What do you reckon, Mick?

Oh, it's pretty flash, isn't it, eh?

Yeah, yeah, you know, that
beauty'll sh**t the brown eye

out of a pig's arse at a thousand yards.

Good one! That'd
make ya brown eye bloody, eh?

Oh, bloody oath, it would!

You're a bit late this year, eh?

Thought you'd be here
a couple of months earlier.

- Yeah, I got delayed, mate.
- Oh.

Mate, if you want piggies,
you oughta go up the Territory.

They had bucketloads of rain
up there about six weeks ago.

- Pissin' down, eh?
- Yeah, yeah.

I was just thinkin' about
your dad, you know.

He used to come in here.
This is years back.

Years back, he'd come in here, mate,

buy all his a*mo for his dogging,

and he'd always hang about
for a bit of a yarn.

- He was a funny bastard.
- Oh, yeah?

I loved him, mate. He would
have been the best dogger.

And fight!

I saw him hit this
f*ckin' bloke once, mate,

with a short right.

It was like he'd been hit
with a f*ckin' hammer.

Don't make 'em like that anymore.

Yeah. God saw what he'd done
and broke the mould.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, talkin' about your dad,
there's been a...

...been a bit of trouble

down around your old
stomping ground, eh?

- Is that right?
- Yeah.

There's some mad bastard
k*lling everyone down there.

Makes you think, doesn't it?

Oh, mate.
It's f*ckin' shockin', isn't it?

I reckon this cop'll get him, though.

- Who's that, then?
- Yeah, this cop here.

Christ, he's an ugly bastard, isn't he?

Oh, yeah, but I'll tell ya what,

these mad bastards, you know,

they reckon they got it all together,

but they just make one mistake.

Someone recognises them.
They recognise the car.

They get all these little clues.
They put 'em together.

It's just like a big
jigsaw puzzle. And they're gone.

- Is that right?
- Oh, mate.

I watched that HBO doco series,
you know, on crime?

They always got the m*rder*r. Uh!

Just like that bloody
Snowtown bunch of pricks.

I don't watch them crime shows.
Too violent, mate.

I like the funny stuff, you know?

Yeah. Well... Look, is there
anything else I can get for ya?

No, no. I'm right, mate.
Got what I need here.

See you again soon, eh?

- See ya, Tommy.
- Yeah.

But keep takin' the tablets,
ya old bastard, eh?

Just the blue ones, eh, so...

Stand up like a f*ckin' telegraph pole.

Can still raise a sword,
you're still in the fight. Eh?

Just gotta find the
right size cabin, mate.

- Take a wombat, mate.
- Oh, get out.

You bastard.

- Mick!
- Yeah.

Oh. You forget something?

You know what, Tommy?
You talked me into it.

- I'll take this one.
- Oh, beauty!

What, do you want a box of a*mo?

- Yeah, mate, that'd be good.
- Just the one box?

Yeah, that'll do. Ta, mate.

It's got a beautiful balance,
that g*n, you know?

Beautiful balance, it is. Smooth
action. I'll tell you what...

What the f*ck?

You want the good news or the bad news?

It's you.

It's you, isn't it?

No news is good news.

f*ck.

♪ Travelling in a fried-out kombi ♪

♪ On a hippie trail ♪

♪ Head full of zombie ♪

♪ I met a strange lady ♪

♪ She made me nervous ♪

♪ She took me in ♪

♪ And gave me breakfast ♪

♪ And she said ♪

♪ Do you come from a land Down Under ♪

♪ Where women glow ♪

♪ And men plunder? ♪

♪ Can't you hear ♪

♪ Can't you hear the thunder? ♪

♪ You better run, you
better take cover ♪

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How offline is offline?

Think about the middle of nowhere

and then double the nothing.

Becca, no. Come on!

This is our chance to get away
from that stuff. Just ditch 'em.

Doesn't that feel better?

If you're happy, I'm happy.

- G'day, mate.
- G'day.

Yeah, so our transport today
is a converted MAN TGM,

seating up to 22 passengers.

- How you going?
- Good, thanks!

I was just saying, our transport
today is a converted MAN TGM,

seating up to 22 passengers.

- Oh, right. The... the bus?
- Yeah, yeah.

Comes with a flexible ladder frame,

live front and rear axles
and long travel springs.

Right.

It's also got an enclosed drive shaft.

Hey, mate. How you goin'?

- Beauty. Go get comfortable.
- Hey.

Hi. Hi. How you going? I'll
take those for you. Thank you.

- It's Richie, isn't it?
- Yes.

- Yeah. Davo.
- How ya goin'?

You know a fair bit about the bus, mate.

- Yeah, no, definitely.
- Great! Hey, guys. How are ya?

- Excellent.
- Yeah, no, I like all coaches.

We've got Volvos in New Zealand.

- Okay?
- Yeah, both TLs and the REs.

But no converted TGMs, so...
That's why I'm here.

What, you're here for the bus?

You're not here to see
the majestic Australian outback?

Well, you know, to see it from

a cloth-covered reclinable MAN TGM seat,

through double-glazed
tinted windows, yes.

Well, I guess it is
a fairly unique experience.

- No, no. Just unique, actually.
- Eh?

Well, there are no degrees
of uniqueness.

I mean, something's
either unique or it isn't.

You know, like the
Karosa single-deck B 741

is unique to Czechoslovakia.

Okay, yeah. Right.

So, Richie, I'm guessing that
you're here on your own, mate,

'cause you don't have a partner.

- Correct. Yep. Yep.
- Right.

I mean, I did have a girlfriend once.

- Who you met on a bus?
- Yeah! Yeah!

- It was a Volvo B10L. Yeah.
- Right.

We used to catch it
to work together, for a while.

But then she got her licence.

Yeah. Didn't really
see her much after that.

- No?
- Don't know why.

- I tried calling.
- Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, but then
Mum said not to worry.

She said sometimes, you know,
some people are just like that.

- Yeah.
- So...

- Anyway, here I am.
- Great! Well, lucky us, eh?

- Yep. That's all right.
- I'll get that.

Chuck that in and,
oh, yeah, balance it up.

- No, it's good.
- Beautiful. Righto, mate.

Well, thanks, Richie, for
your help. Jump on and I'll...

- You right with the...
- Yeah, all good.

- All good, thanks, buddy.
- Little cord there.

That's great. Thank you, mate.
Nice packing.

- Whoops.
- Oopsie! That's it.

Oh, jam 'em in. Good work.

- Yep. It'll be a good one.
- All set?

Yeah!

Alrighty!

How are we all, g*ng? All good?

- We're good.
- Excellent.

Well, uh, look, welcome,
ladies and gentlemen,

to this outback tour
of central Australia.

My name's Ian Davison,
but you can call me Davo.

- Davo.
- Hey, Davo!

Nice one. Thank you.

Now, I'm gonna be your driver and guide

for the next two weeks.

Just doing a quick head count,

and we are just still waiting
on a couple of passengers.

So, in the meantime,

when I call your name off the manifest,

why don't you tell us where you're from

and maybe a little interesting
fact about yourself.

We can make it! Let's go!

Oh, Jesus!

- Hey!
- Sorry!

Oh, man. That guy came out of nowhere.

Kel, it was just the cleaner.

He should wear a bell or something.

Almost had a f*cking heart att*ck.

I don't want that to happen
right now. Can we slow down?

Wait. Where do we go? That way?

No, come on!

Richie Langman.

Oh. Yep. Thanks. Um... Hi.

My name's Richie. I come from
Blenheim, in New Zealand.

That's terrific. Thanks, Richie.
Good on you, mate. Uh...

- Oh, my God!
- Hello.

- Sorry. Sorry.
- That's all right. No worries.

Just duck down the back.
Pop your bag down there.

Get comfy.

- Hello.
- Hi. Sorry.

- That's okay.
- Sorry, everyone. Oh!

No worries. We weren't
gonna leave without ya.

Just throw your big bag up there
and we'll sort that out later.

All right, g*ng, our next intrepid
traveller is Mr Wade Chedi.

Hey, guys. Uh, my name's Wade,
and I am from Adelaide!

- Yoww!
- Hello.

Good stuff, mate. Excellent.

Now, the next group is the Weber family.

Oh, 'Veber'.
'Veber'. The 'Veber' family.

- 'Veber'?
- Ja, ja. Oskar, Nina and Emma.

Nice to meet you, guys. Excellent.

All right, guys, now, most importantly,

who is up for an outback adventure?

Excellent! Rightio.
Let's get it going, eh?

Ladies and gentlemen,

we're gonna be travelling
due north out of Adelaide now.

We're gonna stop for lunch
at a place called Port Augusta.

Now, Port Augusta was founded in 1852,

named after Lady Augusta Young.

Who was the wife of the state
governor, Sir Henry Young.

Who is that?

I knew that.

- Thank you!
- Thanks, Richie. Out of a job!

And then tonight, we're gonna stop at

a great little spot called Gemini Creek.

And we've got some awesome
places lined up for you, guys.

Sunrises and sunsets and,
oh, rivers and desert and bush

and crazy wildlife.

Look... You name it,
Australia's bloody got it.

Let's do it!

I've got a good feeling
about this one, g*ng!

- You're into it, yeah?
- I am into it. Yeah.

Put it back in?

Can you just not get mad?

I ain't mad. And you better take it.

I'll be, like, five seconds.

Go for it. I'm not stopping you.

Look. Off.

That must've been so hard for you.

You're such an assh*le.

Ohh!

So, what brings you two

to the wilds of South Australia?

Uh... well, we normally
have a week in Paris

and do the Louvre,
that sort of thing, but, uh,

this time, Bec suggested a challenge.

Yeah, Danny's more

a fishing-trip-with-the-guys
kind of person,

so I wanted to go somewhere he'd love.

How thoughtful of you.

What about you?

You just felt
the magnetic pull of raw nature?

No, uh...

Once a year, I search for
cheap flights online and...

...and just try and go
somewhere completely different.

Really? That random?

Variety's the spice of life
and all that.

Interesting.

- Uh, hi, guys.
- How you going?

I'm Steve, and this is
my partner, Johnny.

Hey. Hi.

We were just wondering
about your... your accent.

- Actually, we made a bet.
- We did.

What do you call sophisticated
Americans with health cover?

- Canadians.
- Ohh, Canadians!

- Born and bred, yep.
- Yes!

Nice to meet you. Kelly.

Have you been to Australia before?

No, ma'am. You?

Ja. We have lived here for 10 years.

But we have never gone bush.

It seemed like a shame to sit at
home with all this to explore.

That's what brought me out here.

I had to get out of my comfort zone.

Ja.

Australia is so beautiful.

We can't just wait around,

regretting what we didn't do, can we?

Tomorrow night, we're
gonna camp out under the stars.

I can guarantee that you have
never seen the Milky Way

like you're gonna see it out here.

Mother Nature really does put on
quite a spectacular show.

Thanks, Davo.

- A photo?
- Oh!

- Doo-doo-doo-doo...
- Wow!

Incredible!

- Wow!
- Oh, my God!

- It's incredible!
- Hi, Mum!

Hi, Mum.

Thank you!

"Welcome to the Flinders Ranges,
gateway to the outback."

Smile, Emma.

Good.

In the olden days,

they used to dig into this
with hand tools, ja?

Sometimes they went down to 50 metres.

Hmm.

Hey. Could you take a photo
of me, please?

Face that way. Look at me.

Awesome.

How about a smile?

There we go.

- These are awesome.
- Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, definitely. Check that out.

Oh, wow. Great. One of these
is totally a profile pic.

- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

No, no, thank you.

- How you going, Wade?
- Good, man.

- Oh! Wow. They're gorgeous.
- I... I agree.

I agree.

Will you stop being such a child?

Hey. You all good?

Boys. You know.

Boys.

Righto, guys. Should we jump back on?

You're, like,
really good at photography.

Thank you.

All aboard.

Uh, Iveco, Mercedes-Benz, Volvo.

That's amazing.

You ever driven a Scania?

Yeah. Yeah, I did, actually.
The Volgren.

- K113TR?
- Uh, yeah.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah,
they were a bloody nice coach.

Awesome.

And then, is that your parents up there?

Yeah. Dad's idea of a farewell tour.

He works in mining and
they've called him back to Bonn,

so Mum says I gotta
finish school back in Germany.

- So lame.
- Oh, wow.

That's awesome.
I would k*ll to live in Germany.

- Right?
- Yeah. Absolutely.

- Really?
- Totally.

Germans are the coolest.

You know, they basically invented beer.

She... she's 15!

- That's true.
- And so much more.

They have an amazing art scene,

like, awesome bands,
fashion, photography.

- I think you'll really like it.
- Yeah, it's great.

I mean, I guess that's kinda cool.

So, what do you get when you
cross a German and a man?

- What?
- A Ger-man.

- That's terrible!
- You're so lame!

Oh, God, I hope this trip doesn't go

all college grads and spring break.

Three girls, one guy. Looks like
trouble waiting to happen.

It'll sort itself out in the end.

Might be a few broken hearts
along the way,

but people are very good at

sticking themselves back together.

So, what's your line of work?

- I'm a psychiatrist.
- Private practice?

Forensic.

I work a lot in the prison
system, assessing inmates.

- Oh! That sounds like fun.
- It has its moments.

I'm mostly concerned
with the environmental factors

that promote violent behaviour.

- It can be genetic.
- Yes, partly.

What, there's a gene for v*olence?

Yeah. It's called the warrior gene.

It regulates dopamine
and some other stuff.

So if one of the alleles
is 30 bases shorter

and you've suffered abuse as a child...

Then you're probably one of my subjects.

Yeah, so whether it seems
reasonable to m*rder people

actually all depends on your genes.

You're very well versed on
the subject. Medical background?

Science. I'm a geneticist.

I launched a start-up two years ago.

- Really?
- Yeah. It's still going. Just.

So when people say, like,

he or she is somewhere on the spectrum,

my company, hopefully,
can pinpoint where.

Sounds fascinating.

- They're doing amazing work.
- Thank you.

We must swap emails
before the trip's over.

- Yeah. Sounds good.
- Sure.

Righto, guys and girls,
who wants one more song?

A little something-something?

- What have we got?
- Right.

So Australia's three
great contributions,

plastic money, wi-fi
and insect repellent.

- Ah, nice one.
- Whoo!

You're gonna need it out here, you guys,

'cause the mozzies
get as big as Cessnas.

- I'll grab that.
- Thanks, Richie.

Um, we're gonna get
an early start tomorrow, g*ng.

Look, just one last thing.

If you have to leave your tent at night,

just be careful of snakes, okay?

And if you do get bitten, um,

just use a bandage to put
pressure on it, don't wash it.

They'll need to take the saliva
from around the bite wound

to determine what type of snake it was.

If it was a brown, for example.

They're the deadliest snakes
in the world.

I mean, they're all around here.

Try and avoid 'em, at least,

'cause that would
pretty much end the trip.

- Great.
- That's just terrific.

That's... that's really good news.

I'll leave you with that one, you guys.

- Sleep well.
- Goodnight.

- Is he joking?
- Um... No, mate, no.

- I really don't think he is.
- No.

- Tent?
- God, yes.

- Okay. Goodnight.
- 'Night.

- 'Night.
- Goodnight...

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, fellas.

- Goodnight...
- Goodnight. Sleep well.

We should probably turn in too.

- Can I just finish this?
- Sure.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

Are you all right?

Is it that obvious?

Are you married, or were you, ever?

Yes, I was, but not for long.

Long enough to know a happy one
needs constant work.

Yeah, exactly.

Hence the camping adventure he'd
normally do with his buddies?

Hence the camping adventure.

It's me. It's, um...

It's this start-up
I was telling you about.

It just sucks up all my time and energy.

And I really thought he was okay
with it, and then just...

He just gave me the ultimatum
and I was in total shock.

Still am.

Anyway, I should have known
to save more time for us,

but I just...

Oh, this is so boring.

Are you gonna bill me for this?

Would that be a problem?

Okay, I'm turning in.

Um...

I shouldn't have had this conversation.

What conversation?

'Night.

Goodnight.

My parents split up about 10 years ago,

so I went to live with my dad.

He got remarried to a lady
who's a pretty strict Muslim.

And because of her,
he got really devout.

I wind up couch-surfing

then realised I had to come up
with a way to pay rent.

And the one thing I love
is to travel, so...

...turned it into a business.

I'd love to get out of my place.

My parents don't get anything.

How do you make money off of a blog?

Advertising.

And it comes easy when you have
a million followers.

What? You are famous!

I'm internet-famous. It's nothing.

- You'll have to 'like' me.
- I do.

I mean, I will.

I will. Right now.

There's no reception.

Yeah.

Goodnight.

- They're a good bunch.
- Yeah.

Brian's an interesting guy.

Yeah, he's nice.

Is it cosy?

Why don't you get in and find out?

No, just leave that open.
Nice to have some air come in.

Here you go.

- You good?
- Yeah.

So...

You think you'll survive
the whole fortnight?

Yes! I'm actually really enjoying it.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

What is that?

I don't know, it was just probably

someone with a flashlight.

- No. Everybody's in bed.
- Danny, can you not?

- There are snakes and stuff...
- I just want to have a look.

- What the hell was that?
- I have no idea.

- Morning!
- Morning.

Good morning!

Oh, my God, that smells good!

Yeah, no. It's a really good
barbecue, eh?

See, the um, cast-iron, um, plate

distributes the heat evenly.

Yeah. No, that's the secret.
So... Yeah. It's good.

- Haven't lost anyone yet?
- No, unfortunately.

- Davo, this is incredible.
- Oh, great.

Oh, hey, uh, what were
those lights last night?

Which lights?

The lights that floated
through the camp.

They were like two big headlights.

They buzzed right over
the tents that way.

Tell me somebody else saw them.

- Anyone?
- Saw what?

I think Rebecca and Danny
saw the min min lights.

Oh, the min mins!

Yeah, um, they're these lights

that just appear in the sky sometimes.

And they follow you round.

Lot of the Indigenous people think

that they date back to the Dreamtime.

Most whiteys think
that they're a warning.

But, you know, I think that they're just

some sort of natural phenomenon,

you know, like ball lightning

or the southern aurora,
something like that.

Don't let 'em
put you off your food, guys.

Did you see anything?

No. Nothing.

Yeah, no. Me neither.

Hey, uh, when you get back online,

could you send me those photos
that you took yesterday?

Yeah. Um... Sure.

I mean, I might have to
crop 'em a little bit

and add a few filters on.

I need some improvement, huh?

Well... Just a little bit,
here and there.

Guys want a plate?

You've said you've seen 'em before?

Yeah, we've seen 'em
a couple of times before.

Here in this area, or...?

No, I think it's just anywhere

out, you know, there's a big,
you know, vast expanse.

Righto, g*ng, you might have heard

that there's gonna be a comet
passing overhead tonight.

Let's do a barbecue dinner
at Ikara Gorge.

I'll cook us up a big feast.

It might mean
a little bit of a late finish,

but I can guarantee that you do not want

to miss these fireworks.

It's gonna be spectacular.

So general consensus,
what do you reckon?

Whoo-hoo!

Done.

Hey, Richie?

- Yeah?
- Hey, um...

Mate, I normally wouldn't ask,
but I need a little favour,

and you're the only one
I can trust, mate.

The...? Sure!

Just keep an eye on it,
make sure it doesn't spill.

- Sure. Sure, yeah. No worries.
- Thanks, mate.

Can I get you anything? Energy drink?

- No, those things keep me awake.
- Oh, righto. Yeah.

They're also diuretic, so end up
having to go to the toilet

every couple of hours
or something, so...

- We can't have that, can we?
- No.

Oh, perhaps just a juice
or a soft drink or something.

- All right, mate.
- Yeah?

- Oh, thanks.
- No worries.

- Cool. Yep.
- Thank you, Richie.

Hey. How you going?

Just pay for the petty, thanks.

A whopping 37 degrees...

Actually, I'll grab these too.

Yes, Port Augusta, a high of 35...

Thank you.

...at around 3 o'clock this afternoon.

And if you're thinking about
taking a trip to Spencer Gulf,

be on the lookout for those
strong tidal currents today.

Now, most importantly, tomorrow night,

eager sky-watchers will be able to catch

the great comet Kimberley
pass over our skies.

I want to hear your comet stories...

- This one taken, mate?
- No, mate.

Ta.

- That yours, is it?
- Yep.

Yeah? Where ya heading?

Oh, I'm going north.
Alice, via all the usual spots.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

Whitefellas and
blackfellas and yellow fellas.

You got wogs and towelheads,

you'd have the full deck,
wouldn't ya, hey?

Yeah, Europeans and Americans,
Canadians. A good mix.

And a couple of horse's hoofs. Eh?

- Hey?
- Dung punchers.

Knob gobblers.

Yeah, a good mix.

It must be fun, though.

You gotta pull their legs a bit,
don't ya? You know.

Take the mickey. You know.
Have a bit of a giggle, right?

- Yeah?
- Yeah, sorta. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you gotta give 'em
a fright, don't ya?

I mean, I got this, uh...

...dead brown snake in my freezer
back at my place, right?

And if anyone camps nearby,

I go out and chuck the snake
into the tent, right?

Right?

It causes a hell of a ruckus. Eh?

I mean, they sh*t their pants,

then they come screaming
out of the tent.

Screaming for their mummies!

Talk about a laugh. Funny!

Yeah, no, that's bloody nice, yeah.

I mean... I couldn't actually
do it with this group.

- But, yeah, that's...
- Oh, come on.

You've got a freezer in
that trailer, I'd reckon. Hey?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but, I mean... Look...

My group have... have actually
gotta trust me, you know?

It's... part of the deal, right?

Yeah, that's the job, is it?

Yeah. Yeah, that is the job.

I mean, they just
want to see the, you know,

real Aussie outback from a real Aussie.

"Real Aussie outback
from a real Aussie".

Oh. I ought to apply.

Who do I call?

What?

Nah, nothin'.

What, you don't reckon I could
take a mob of soft-cock tourists

on a real Aussie adventure, eh?

Yeah.

No, I just think your mouth

might get you into a bit
of trouble, mate, that's all.

- Oh, yeah?
- You get me drift.

No offence.

No offence taken.

Anyway, I probably should get going.

- I'll catch you around, maybe.
- Yeah.

Have a good one.

- Hey, mate!
- Yeah?

Get f*cked. No offence.

Thanks for that, mate. She's all full?

- Yep.
- There you go, mate. Your juice.

- Do you mind hanging onto mine?
- Sure.

- Wow, this is a bit flash.
- Thanks, buddy.

- Jump on, mate. Get going.
- Yep. Okay. Yep.

Righto, guys. All aboard!

Let's get going. Jump on.

10, 11, 12...

...13.

My lucky number.

Go, go, go!

Quick, quick, quick!

Go, go, go!

- Oh!
- Turn around. I'm turning.

- That looks... exhausting.
- Yes.

Leave 'em alone. They're having fun.

- I could go and join them.
- Go, go!

- You should do it.
- That'd be all right, Oskar.

Yeah, go on. Come on.

You think they must watch out
for crocodiles?

No, I think we're too far south.

I was only joking.

Look out. Oskar's had a few.

I wasn't.

You should go down there. Come on.

- Come on, Oskar.
- No! No!

- Oskar!
- Oskar!

- Oskar...
- Oh, my God.

Oskar! Oskar!

- Okay. I go!
- Yeah!

- No, I'm only kidding.
- Oh!

- You got us twice now.
- Got me.

You are not married?

Uh... no, ma'am.

Not anymore.

Ah. How long were you together?

- 20 years.
- Ooh.

- Since high school.
- Oh.

She was my heart and soul.

Oh.

I'm sorry. Did she...?

Uh, pass away? No. No, no, no, no, no.

We were, uh, separated for over a year,

during my first tour of Iraq.

Oh.

w*r puts a lot of pressure
on relationships.

- One of the hidden costs.
- Hmm.

The funny thing is,

I could be fearless facing down
evil maniacs but, uh...

...never found the courage
to speak to my own wife.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

Hm?

- Oh, man...
- My God! I got coverage!

Hey. What's happened?

That looked like fun.

Yeah. Oh, man.

Tell me, um...
I'm trying to figure it out.

Are you and... Michelle, like, together?

- What?
- You know.

No, no, no.

- We're, like, best friends.
- Really?

- We go to college together.
- Okay.

But you are gay, though, right?

- Hey, I've had boyfriends.
- Oh! Bless.

f*ck you, man.

Look, it's none of my business, but...

If you're in love with her,
don't sleep with her.

I mean, she might only
just be curious, you know?

Could ruin your friendship.

Mmm. Yeah.

Thanks.

Is everything okay?

Emma's boyfriend just broke up with her.

Oh, man.

Hey, you're talking to the right girl.

She's had more break-ups than

all the Kardashians put together.

Hey!

Who's hungry? Let's go
and get something to eat.

- Let's do it.
- Come on!

- Yeah.
- That was awesome.

Watch these rocks.

Ah.

Oh!

Oh, wow.

We are in Adnyamathanha country.

I think this is how you say it.

They are the native landowners.

They have a lot of special
places, all over this land,

as you would when you have lived
on it for thousands of years.

They have some places
for secret men's business

and some places
for secret women's business.

Hmm!

God forbid we happen to
keep secrets from each other.

What do you mean?

Uh... Well...

That was one of the problems
Claire and I had, apparently.

- Oh.
- That I didn't open up.

I thought I was just being me.

Well...

When you get older...

...sometimes a woman can feel her
husband doesn't see her anymore.

Well...

It looks like you got lucky with Oskar.

Ja. I did.

But what's with the rocks, though?

She's got some...

I'm just gonna find Kel and Michelle.

Sure. Of course.

But don't go too far, please,
mein Schatz.

_

♪ And we ought to
make the most of it... ♪

♪ Here we are in love
It's plain to see ♪

♪ And who could be opposed to it? ♪

♪ Life is such a very precious gift ♪

♪ And we shouldn't put
our dreams to sleep ♪

♪ Dare to dream as
long as life endures ♪

- ♪ My heart is yours to keep ♪
- ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ So take me in your arms... ♪

♪ And hold me close... ♪

♪ This hour is yours and mine... ♪

We don't have any aprons...

That's good.

- Ooh!
- He does.

What?

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Oh, hi.
- How you doing?

- It's just me.
- Oh, far out.

Hello.

Want some?

- Um...
- Go on.

- Come on, Em.
- Come on.

Don't tell Dad.

Come on, Em. Couple of
puffs aren't gonna k*ll anyone.

Hey, it'll stop the pain.

Yeah. I could use me some of that.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Easy, easy.

Okay, okay, okay. You all right?

- You okay?
- Yeah.

Oh, hey. Slow down.

- Okay?
- Oh, no. Turn it off.

Keep breathing. Keep breathing.

Hey. Don't be like that.
It's good music to dance to.

No, it's ancient music, is what it is.

What, so you're not a fan
of '60s rock, then?

- No. Are you?
- Warning. Okay?

- He is a bass guitarist.
- Oh.

So do not give your opinion
on modern music.

- Wow. Cool.
- Mm-hm.

Like, in a band, or...?

Yeah, I was. I'm a session muso now.

Most importantly,
no more long tours interstate.

Oh, yeah. Hallelujah.

No. Get out of town.

Might head back to the camp. Uh...

What do you reckon?

- Yeah.
- Cool.

Sure.

Uh, Kel, are you... gonna come?

Yeah. In a minute.

Okay.

- 'Night.
- 'Night.

- Uh, Davo?
- Yo?

You got anything made after 1978?

Oh, do you mean, do I carry
any of that mass-produced crap?

Um, no.

Yeah.

- Come on! Yeah!
- Yes.

♪ Sometimes I feel
I've got to run away ♪

- ♪ I've got to... ♪
- You don't want to see it.

♪ Get away from the pain... ♪

All right, all right, all right,
all right, all right, all right!

- ♪ The love we share... ♪
- Yeah!

♪ Seems to go nowhere ♪

♪ And I lost my light ♪

♪ For I toss and turn I
can't sleep at night ♪

- ♪ Once, I ran to you ♪
- ♪ I... ♪

Oh, man.

I got it in my eye.

♪ I've told you mine... ♪

Are you right? You have to inhale.

Oh, God!

I'm so high.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

♪ You work in town... ♪

Hey, did Emma find you?

Yeah. She, uh... she found us.

- Oh.
- Hey, where's this comet, then?

Shouldn't it be here about now?

- Let's get a drink.
- Please. Can you?

I can see it. There. There. Can you see?

No.

Just to the right of the cluster.

Yeah. Hey, where are the others?

They're just over there. They're not

Hey, guys!
Come and check out this comet!

- ♪ State of the heart... ♪
- Oh, wow.

Ooh! Right.

♪ I've waited here... ♪

- I need a sh*t of this.
- Okay.

♪ In the state I'm in... ♪

You know, two degrees to the left

and it would have smashed right into us.

Like the one that wiped out
the dinosaurs.

Weird things, though.

Before telescopes, we had no idea.

- Wow.
- No idea.

The ancient Greeks used to think
it was a... a warning.

Behave or you'll all be burnt.

- Maybe they still are.
- No, no.

They are mostly
a giant ball of dust and ice

with a tail of water vapour.

That kills the romance.

Let's go.

Yes.

Okay.

Man, I am still high.

Yeah. I noticed.

And you're still flirting with Wade.

Mmm. I just find black men so handsome.

Don't ask me why.

Um, okay, would I rather...

...sh**t a p*rn film...

Mm-hm.

...or eat a cockroach?

Cockroach.

Liar!

I would.

Okay. This is a good one.

Would you rather give up sex
for a year or champagne forever?

Ow!

Ah.

- Champagne. Ohh!
- Yeah.

- Okay, my turn.
- Okay.

Would you rather work in a morgue...

Mmm.

...or fall for a straight girl?

Sorry. Unfair.

Even for that game.

Don't be jealous, Kel.

I'm not.

You know how much you mean to me.

Mm-hm.

And if you do ever want to try
a straight girl, call me first?

Please, Michelle.

f*ck.

Can't you see that this messes me up?

Not high any longer.

I'm going for a walk.

Oh, wait. Isn't this
what we have a tent for?

Yeah, but doesn't this
make you feel more alive?

- Uh-huh.
- Mmm.

Oh! What about the others?

- Oh, you want me to go get 'em?
- Don't be silly.

This is perfect.

You're perfect.

Mmm.

Ooh, I'm on a rock.

Oh, sorry! sh*t.

It's okay. It's okay. Keep going.

Put me in the mood. How about you?

You're always in the mood.

Just when you're around.

You're not just saying this

because I'm gonna be around
all the time now?

No.

As long as you, you know,
really think about it.

This is a big step, Johnny. I mean...

Buying a house, setting up together.

I know, Steve. I know.

I just...

I...

I don't want you... you to get bored.

I mean, come on, you love being on tour.

I wouldn't want you
to turn around in 20 years

and then resent me because
you made this decision for me.

I don't want to be on tour
anymore. I'm tired of it.

Want to be with you.

Right answer.

Good.

Oh, my God.

We've still got it.

Yeah.

We're gonna be okay, aren't we?

Definitely.

I love you, Danny.

I love you too.

Mmm.

f*ck!

Do we have to leave?

You want to do it again?

Hell, yeah.

How's the light?
Need some more light there?

- Yeah, thanks, mate.
- That's a lot of oil.

It's an oil leak from the sump plugs.

- He can fix now.
- Oh.

I don't know how long
this is gonna take.

Is that tight enough?

Hey. What's going on?

Might be staying put
for a while. Oil leak.

sh*t. What if he can't get it fixed?

Ah, he's got a sat phone.
We can always call for help.

Thanks, Richie.

Yeah, just a bit of an oil leak
from the sump, that's all.

- What, you mean the sump plug?
- Yeah.

What is the sump plugs?

It lets you change the oil.

Well, they don't come loose
on their own, now, do they?

Nup.

Uh... Probably just a, you know,
maintenance error or something.

Boys have overlooked it in the yard.

But anyway, all good. Five
minutes, we're back on the road.

- Oh, my God!
- All good.

- Let's go.
- Jump back on. Get warm.

- We'll top it up, we'll go.
- Fair bit on the ground there.

- We got plenty in the back.
- Want me to drop this?

- Thanks, buddy. All right.
- That's good.

Yeah, I'll clean that oil up in a sec.

Okay. Get the mat as well?

- Thanks, mate.
- Mm.

Jesus.

Oh, no sh*t.

Bloody hell.

What are you doin'?

What are you doin'?!

Whose mouth's got him
in trouble now, eh?

♪ He sat by the door ♪

♪ Of the grand old Birdsville Pub ♪

♪ His swag and gear guarded
by a faithful heeler dog ♪

♪ He wore a shirt that would blind ya ♪

♪ And a rumpled ringer's hat ♪

♪ This old man was country ♪

♪ He left no doubt of that ♪

♪ There was legend in the lines ♪

♪ Of his weather-beaten face ♪

♪ Those eyes had seen
a lot of changes... ♪

Davo?

♪ In the Aussie race... ♪

Where are we?

♪ The passing of the horseman... ♪

Oh! G'day, love. How'd ya sleep?