BY: TERENCE DUDLEY
Part Two
Original Air Date: 19 January 1982
Running time: 24:11
DOCTOR: Goodness, how you've changed.
TEGAN: You're what I sketched.
ENLIGHTENMENT: Yes. You're a very good draughtswoman, my dear.
TEGAN: I want to go.
ENLIGHTENMENT: There's no need to be frightened. Please.
TEGAN: I'm not frightened.
ADRIC: How did you do it? Change like that.
ENLIGHTENMENT: We enjoy the most advanced technology in the universe.
DOCTOR: Magical.
ENLIGHTENMENT: No, not magic, Doctor. A skill like any other.
ADRIC: You mean anyone can do it?
ENLIGHTENMENT: Yes.
ADRIC: Me?
ENLIGHTENMENT: If you wished. But you have no need, yet.
DOCTOR: But you have.
ENLIGHTENMENT: As you have seen.
PERSUASION: The dominant emotion on planet Earth is fear. When last we were there, our reception was hostile.
TEGAN: Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
DOCTOR: Well, we must read your history books.
ENLIGHTENMENT: You will be welcome to do so. It will be necessary for me to instruct you in our computer languages.
DOCTOR: One couldn't wish for a more enchanting teacher.
PERSUASION: A very elevated one.
DOCTOR: Enlightenment.
PERSUASION: Minister of Enlightenment.
DOCTOR: Yes, of course. And you must be Minister of Persuasion.
MONARCH: Close watch, this Doctor. Control, report what is known of this being, also Gallifrey and artron energy.
DOCTOR: May one ask the purpose of your journey to planet Earth?
PERSUASION: Resettlement.
ENLIGHTENMENT: Our planet, Urbanka, no longer exists. Inokshi, our sun, was an irregular variable. It collapsed a thousand years ago.
PERSUASION: We left before the end.
ENLIGHTENMENT: In time to escape the black hole.
DOCTOR: Many of you?
ENLIGHTENMENT: Three billion.
ADRIC: Three billion? How many ships?
ENLIGHTENMENT: One.
ADRIC: One!
ENLIGHTENMENT: This one.
MONARCH: They have been told enough.
DOCTOR: Yes, well.
CONTROL: Data on Doctor, Gallifrey, artron energy not memory banked. Inference, fifth dimension.
MONARCH: This Doctor cannot have brought mathematics further than I. Infer again.
CONTROL: The occult.
MONARCH: Superstition? No. Isolate them. I must know more about them.
ENLIGHTENMENT: Now that you are refreshed, you must see your quarters. Bigon will show you. He was the last to use them.
DOCTOR: I see. So we've accepted your invitation?
PERSUASION: Graciously, of course.
BIGON: This way please.
DOCTOR: Au revoir.
ENLIGHTENMENT: I hope so.
BIGON: Here you will be comfortable. I was.
TEGAN: Yikes.
ADRIC: Where are the others?
BIGON: My boy?
ADRIC: The rest of the three billion.
BIGON: I'm sure that Monarch or one of his ministers will wish to satisfy your curiosity.
DOCTOR: I hope we're not putting you out.
BIGON: No, I have no need of this accommodation now.
DOCTOR: You're with your family?
BIGON: I have no family. Not since I was rescued from Earth a hundred generations ago.
MONARCH: Why does the old fool have to chatter?
BIGON: I must leave you now.
TEGAN: We're shut in.
ADRIC: A hundred generations.
DOCTOR: Seems young for his age, don't you think?
ADRIC: But three billion people? How big can this ship be?
NYSSA: It's impossible.
DOCTOR: On the face of it.
TEGAN: I want to get out of here. I want to get off this ship. I don't want to be rescued.
ADRIC: Make up your mind.
TEGAN: Well, can you get us out of here? Can you get us back to the TARDIS?
DOCTOR: Oh, I don't anticipate a great deal of difficulty.
TEGAN: Good. Then I want to go now!
DOCTOR: I knew a sailor once, friend of mine, chap named Drake.
TEGAN: What's that got to do with it?
DOCTOR: He said something like, there's time enough to get to Terminal three and beat the Armada too.
ADRIC: Armada?
DOCTOR: Could there really be more than one of these?
MONARCH: This Doctor interests me more and more. On no account is he to leave.
MONARCH: And now he's blocked out the sound. Here we have a lively intelligence. He could make a valuable ally.
PERSUASION: Or a dangerous enemy, your Majesty.
ENLIGHTENMENT: He is too jocular, irresponsible. Such a being prefers mental anarchy. They call it freedom.
MONARCH: What nonsense, the pair of you. I have eliminated the concept of opposition.
PERSUASION: I was thinking of Bigon, your Majesty.
MONARCH: Bigon cannot oppose.
PERSUASION: But he does not conform.
MONARCH: Well, of course. He's a philosopher, a doubter. We need doubt. It's the greatest intellectual galvaniser.
ENLIGHTENMENT: With respect, your Majesty, there is a sensitivity in his persona which suggests what in the flesh time was called soul.
MONARCH: It's the first time, Enlightenment, I've heard you blaspheme.
ENLIGHTENMENT: I beg your Majesty's pardon.
MONARCH: I should think so. Flesh time indeed. You approach lese majeste when you put the soul into the past tense.
TEGAN: Must you make that awful noise?
DOCTOR: If our conversation is to remain private, yes.
ADRIC: They must be lying or mad. Three billion people on one ship? It'll never get off the ground.
TEGAN: Of course they're mad. A hundred generations on this thing, they've got to be mad.
DOCTOR: She didn't talk of people, she talked of population.
ADRIC: Comes to the same thing.
DOCTOR: Sloppy thinking, Adric. Do you know there are at least three billion bacteria in this chamber alone? And if a frog with a funny head can turn itself into a semblance of a human being in a matter of minutes, there isn't much of a limit to what it can't do. To say nothing of the dress-making.
NYSSA: All that's not so difficult.
ADRIC: Not difficult?
NYSSA: These Urbankans are terribly advanced.
TEGAN: Terribly is too right.
NYSSA: I understand bioengineering, but I'm also an expert in cybernetics.
TEGAN: What's cybernetics?
NYSSA: A science concerned with the control mechanisms of machines.
TEGAN: What machines? I've seen three large frogs and four very peculiar human beings.
NYSSA: No, you've seen more than that. You saw two sketches you made come to life.
TEGAN: Don't remind me.
NYSSA: I'm sure machines did that.
TEGAN: But we're talking of flesh and blood.
DOCTOR: I am beginning to wonder. I mean, here we are, four days from Earth on a spaceship with three billion and three frogs. And four Earthlings. Why? Wait a minute, wait a minute. How long is one hundred generations?
ADRIC: What's generation in years?
DOCTOR: Call it twenty five.
ADRIC: Two thousand five hundred years.
DOCTOR: Right. Right. So it's at least two thousand five hundred years since our hosts last visited Earth when they rescued Bigon. Now, if the return journey to Urbanka takes the same time as the journey to Earth. How's your ancient history, Tegan?
TEGAN: Like I feel, awful.
DOCTOR: Well, not to worry, mine's pretty good. Now, the Futu dynasty in China I would put at four thousand years ago, the Mayans in South American flourished eight thousand years ago, and Kurkutji the aborigine says it's so long since he was taken he can't remember. How about twelve thousand years?
TEGAN: But that's mad.
DOCTOR: Yes, so you keep saying, Tegan. Is anyone saying you're wrong?
ADRIC: I am. I think it's brilliant.
NYSSA: So do I. Pure logic.
DOCTOR: Or maybe Tegan's right. Why do it?
TEGAN: Are you saying that this aborigine was taken twelve thousand years ago?
DOCTOR: No, but his ancestor was. Wouldn't be the first time that whole generations have known of no other life than a spaceship.
TEGAN: Then what are you saying?
DOCTOR: I'm saying that the Urbankans have visited Earth four times and taken at least one cultural representative, and this time they're coming for good. Well, I say good. Three billion Earthlings plus three billion Urbankans, I really don't think so. I really don't think so at all.
ADRIC: Then what are we going to do?
DOCTOR: Explore.
PERSUASION: What action shall I take, your Majesty?
MONARCH: None. He will take the action. He has a sonic device, primitive but effective. He'll want to explore. Arrange a recreational to divert him, but keep him separated from the boy or girl. They will tell me more about this Doctor than he will himself.
DOCTOR: Bring these.
NYSSA: What should we do?
ADRIC: Come on.
TEGAN: Doctor, we've lost the others.
DOCTOR: Hmm. I get the feeling we were meant to lose them.
TEGAN: But we can't just leave them.
DOCTOR: Oh? What do you suggest? Come on, and try to keep calm. We'll get nowhere if you lose your head.
MONARCH: Let them move freely. In the meantime, Enlightenment, I will examine Bigon.
ENLIGHTENMENT: Your Majesty.
DOCTOR: More Earthlings. Hello? Some sort of entertainment.
PERSUASION: Welcome to our recreational.
DOCTOR: Thank you.
PERSUASION: Where are your junior companions?
DOCTOR: I'm afraid they've got lost. You know what children are.
PERSUASION: No, I don't, as it happens, but they won't get far. Please.
PERSUASION: We have these little soirees from time to time. It is a recreation from work and study, and representative of the different cultures.
DOCTOR: How is Urbanka represented?
PERSUASION: We have no comparable culture. Such concepts are for the primitive.
MONARCH: You must resist the temptation to tell this Doctor about my mission.
BIGON: I have been telling the truth for over two and a half thousand years.
MONARCH: Then keep silent. You weren't made immortal to engage in endless gossip. I want to know more about this Doctor before I tell him of the ultimate.
BIGON: When you do this, his hand will be against you.
MONARCH: Then I will cut it off.
BIGON: We cannot find the ultimate. There is no ultimate to find.
MONARCH: I have heard enough blasphemy for one day. If it weren't for me, you'd still believe your Earth is flat. Now hold your tongue! This Doctor will know about us when I know more about him. Now leave us!
ADRIC: Very bright light.
NYSSA: For photosynthesis.
ADRIC: What's that?
NYSSA: The light on the plants converts carbon dioxide into carbohydrate. The plants give off oxygen.
ADRIC: Hello.
TEGAN: Shouldn't we look for the others?
DOCTOR: No, no, no, no. As Percy over there said, they can't be far.
TEGAN: What if they harm them?
DOCTOR: Why should they?
TEGAN: I don't know why, but I think they will.
DOCTOR: Nonsense. Wouldn't make any sense.
TEGAN: It doesn't have to. I think they're mad. I think you are, too.
DOCTOR: Well, take the advice of a mad man and look happy.
TEGAN: Why?
DOCTOR: Try to look as if you're enjoying yourself. In these situations it's the best form of defence. And it gives me time to think.
ENLIGHTENMENT: They have lungs.
MONARCH: Let them remember that.
ADRIC: Not enough oxygen.
ADRIC: They don't need oxygen. Excuse me. Excuse me?
ADRIC: He's ice cold.
NYSSA: They've all got one of these.
MONARCH: No. She goes too far.
NYSSA: I'm sorry.
ADRIC: Don't you do that to her!
ADRIC: Come on.
BIGON: I want to look as if I'm explaining the contest. I must see you in private as soon as possible.
DOCTOR: I fancy I've made our quarters private enough.
BIGON: Good. Could you divert the attention of a monopticon?
DOCTOR: I'll do my best.
BIGON: In ten seconds, please.
DOCTOR: Act up to me.
TEGAN: Doctor!
PERSUASION: Are you not well, Doctor?
DOCTOR: Quite all right, thank you. Just a dizzy spell. Must be the altitude.
ENLIGHTENMENT: What a fatuous remark.
MONARCH: Ah, the flesh time.
TEGAN: What was all that about?
DOCTOR: A little diversion. I think we're on to something. Bigon wants to talk to me.
ADRIC: I don't suppose it's worth speaking to any of this lot, either.
NYSSA: Look. An electron microscope.
ADRIC: What's this?
NYSSA: Looks like an induction furnace.
ENLIGHTENMENT: Is it wise, your Majesty, to let the children see the Mobiliary chamber?
MONARCH: Enlightenment questions my wisdom?
ENLIGHTENMENT: They will communicate with the others.
MONARCH: Certainly. But I intend to control and qualify that communication.
ADRIC: What do they do in here?
DOCTOR: I can't say I share your taste in entertainment.
BIGON: It is not as it seems.
NYSSA: So that's what they do in here.
MONARCH: Bring the children to me.
TEGAN: So you were right.
DOCTOR: Four visits, every four thousand years or so.
BIGON: No, the first visit was over thirty five thousand years ago, when Kurkutji was taken. It took twenty thousand years for the Urbankans to reach Earth. Monarch has doubled the speed of the ship on every subsequent visit.
TEGAN: So you last left Urbanka twelve hundred and fifty years ago?
DOCTOR: How can organic life endure that long?
BIGON: The only organic life aboard is in the Flora chamber. This compound is not me.
BIGON: This is me.
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The Doctor
Peter Davison
Adric
Matthew Waterhouse
Tegan
Janet Fielding
Nyssa
Sarah Sutton
Bigon
Philip Locke
Enlightenment
Annie Lambert
Kurkutji
Illarrio Bisi-Pedro
Lin Futu
Burt Kwouk
Monarch
Stratford Johns
Persuasion
Paul Shelley
Villagra
Nadia Hammam
Assistant Floor Manager
Val McCrimmon
Choreographer
Sue Lefton
Costumes
Colin Lavers
Designer
Tony Burrough
Fight Arranger
B H Barry
Incidental Music
Roger Limb
Make-Up
Dorka Nieradzik
Producer
John Nathan-Turner
Production Assistant
Jean Davis
Production Associate
Angela Smith
Script Editor
Antony Root
Special Sounds
d*ck Mills
Studio Lighting
Don Babbage
Studio Sound
Alan Machin
Theme Arrangement
Peter Howell
Title Music
Ron Grainer
Visual Effects
Mickey Edwards
Peter Davison
Adric
Matthew Waterhouse
Tegan
Janet Fielding
Nyssa
Sarah Sutton
Bigon
Philip Locke
Enlightenment
Annie Lambert
Kurkutji
Illarrio Bisi-Pedro
Lin Futu
Burt Kwouk
Monarch
Stratford Johns
Persuasion
Paul Shelley
Villagra
Nadia Hammam
Assistant Floor Manager
Val McCrimmon
Choreographer
Sue Lefton
Costumes
Colin Lavers
Designer
Tony Burrough
Fight Arranger
B H Barry
Incidental Music
Roger Limb
Make-Up
Dorka Nieradzik
Producer
John Nathan-Turner
Production Assistant
Jean Davis
Production Associate
Angela Smith
Script Editor
Antony Root
Special Sounds
d*ck Mills
Studio Lighting
Don Babbage
Studio Sound
Alan Machin
Theme Arrangement
Peter Howell
Title Music
Ron Grainer
Visual Effects
Mickey Edwards