02x17 - The Scorpion's Sting

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The Lion Guard.

Divide and conquer.

Just run, Juhudi!
Don't look back!

Janja, the Lion Guard's
coming! All of them!

Not for long.

Oh, no. Reirei's jackals.

They're going after some
pangolins on the Chakula plains.

The Chakula plains?
That's a long way's away.

Fuli, you and Bunga go help the
pangolins. Onoshow them the way.

- On it!
- Huwezi!

Zuka zama!

Come on, Beshte. We
need to save those giraffes.

Back off, Janja!

You two, deal with them.

Twende kiboko!

Keep them busy, fur-brains!

Kion, there's too many of
them. Can't you use the roar?

It might hurt Twiga and Juhudi.

You can't run forever, giraffes!

You know, you're right.

Oof! Oh...

That's enough, fellas!
Let's head home!

Uh, okay, Janja.

Wait for us!

That was weird. They just quit.

It's a good thing. They
had us way outnumbered.

You two okay?

Yes. Thank you, Kion.

Come, dear. Let's
get back to our group.

Should we go help Fuli
and Bunga with the jackals?

Let's make sure
Janja and his clan are

really heading back
to the outlands first.

Hold still, you varmints!

Ugh! Wow, these things are
pesky. But they sure do taste good.

Yeah! Crunchy on the
outside, chewy on the inside!

Now, now. Don't be scared. We're
just here to share a friendly meal.

Yeah.

You.

Hey. Where'd the pangolins go?

Goigoi, you good-for-nothing!

You scared them, so
they rolled up into balls.

Huh. Well, look at that.

Ow! Pointy, sharp balls!

Hey! How many times do I gotta
tell you? Don't play with your food!

Aw! Can't we at least
roll them down the hill?

Leave the pangolins alone!

You heard me, Reirei. Back
away from the pangolins.

Uh-oh. It's the Lion Guard.

Only a couple of them.
Everybody scatter!

Young'uns, forget what I said
before! Play with your food!

Hey, stop kicking the pangolins!

Reirei, look! Now's
our chance. Grab them!

Whoa.

That smells worse than me!

Come on. Fun's over.

Right behind you, sugar snout.

You guys okay?

No thanks to us.

Whoo! What happened? Did we win?

Not exactly. What kept you?

Hey, I never said
I was the fastest.

Ono, can you see
where they're going?

Affirmative.

They appear to be
heading for the outlands.

At least we can chase
them home. Huwezi!

Just try to keep up with me!

Zuka zama!

Looks like the jackals
are back in the outlands.

Hyenas too.

You think it's weird? Both of them
attacking at the exact same time?

Yeah. And let's hope
it never happens again.

It split us up. And when
we split up, we're weaker.

Hey, it all worked out.

We still saved all the animals and
chased the bad guys away, right?

Twiga and Juhudi
saved themselves.

And then the hyenas just left.

Same thing happened with
the pangolins and the jackals.

Hmm.

Don't worry, Kion. Maybe
it was just a coincidence.

Oh, no. I don't think it was.

The hyenas and jackals are
heading across the outlands together!

Together? But they
don't even like each other.

Indeed. Hyenas have even
been known to hunt jackals.

Bleh! Who'd wanna eat jackals?

Then that means the
att*cks weren't a coincidence.

They must be working together.

Why would they do that?

To split us up. That way,
they both had us outnumbered.

And if they did it once,
they might do it again.

If you're right, what
are we gonna do?

Easy. We just have to
be in two places at once.

Seriously?

Actually, that's not a bad idea.

Two places at once? Kion,
how can we possibly do that?

With a little help, that's how.

It's like I'm talking to myself.

It sure is.

And you thought only
zebras could sound this silly.

I do sound silly.

Do you think you
can sound like me?

Of course, I can.

But do you think you can
hear me way up there?

Oh, delightful.

How about me, Tamaa?

Can you still sound like me?

Uh, Kion.

This isn't what it looks
like. Uh, sounds like.

Oh, yeah? What is it?

My life of crime is over.

I don't imitate animals to trick
them out of their food anymore.

These days, I do it to make them
laugh, and they just give me their food.

We certainly do.

Hear that? They certainly do.

He is pretty funny.

Yeah, I think so too.

I'm glad to hear you
kept your promise, Tamaa.

But we're not here
to check up on you.

We need your help.

The Lion Guard needs my help?

Little old me? Tamaa the drongo?

Sorry, everybody. Show's over.

- Ta-ta.
- Ta-ta.

I just said ta-ta to me.

So what's up, kids?

You need entertainment
for a party at pride rock?

I've got Simba's voice
down pretty good.

No, that's not it.

This is something serious.

Really? Huh.

I usually do comedy, but okay.

Remember how you scared the
hyenas by imitating our voices?

Hey, I only did that
because I had no choice.

But no disrespect intended.

Yeah. Well, we want
you to do it again.

All I can say is... Zuka zama.

This guy is un-Bunga-lievable.

So what's the plan?

I imitate your voices
to distract the bad guys

while you jump on
them from behind?

Not exactly.

You are gonna imitate our voices,
but we're not gonna be there.

Now, let me get this straight.
You're not going to be there.

But the bad guys will be?

Oh, sure. A whole bunch of them.
Hyenas, jackals. Not sure which.

You do remember that the last time, I
almost ended up as hyena food, right?

Don't worry, Tamaa. We won't
let anything happen to you.

Really? You promise?

I think a clever bird like you
should be able to handle himself.

Yeah. We're just dealing
with jackals and hyenas.

Not somebody smart.

The plan worked, scar.

The Lion Guard split up to chase
us, just like you said they would.

That's right.

We had them
chasing their own tails.

Excellent.

Yeah, yeah. But, uh... Why'd
we go to all that trouble?

We still came back with nothing.

These first att*cks
were merely a test to

see if Kion would
react as I predicted.

The next att*ck is
the one that counts.

Because next time,
your target will be Rafiki.

Rafiki?

You wanna get rid
of that old monkey?

That old monkey is dangerous.

He has the ability to
sense the lions of the past.

Ooh, ooh. That means
he can sense you.

Amazingly, you're right.

And I don't want anyone in the
pride lands to know I've returned.

At least, not yet.

Okay. Me and my boys
will head to Rafiki's tree.

Reirei's jackals can
distract the guard

by going after some
zebras or something.

I think my pack
should eliminate Rafiki

while you fur-brains go after
something you can handle,

like a couple of grass rats.

We'll deal with Rafiki.

You don't send a jackal
to do a hyena's job.

Enough!

Janja, you can have Rafiki.

Reirei, the jackals
can lead next time.

Humph.

But the skinks have informed
me that Rafiki is not at his tree

he's near Mapango
cliffs meditating.

Oh, okay, scar. Don't worry.

We'll find him, if Reirei can keep
half of the Lion Guard away from him.

We jackals always do our job.

Then, Rafiki will never
know what hit him.

Good.

Then proceed with the plan.

Divide and conquer!

You hear that, Reirei?

Scar's letting me take care of
Rafiki because us hyenas are smarter.

Smarter than who? A grub worm?

Smarter than you, that's who.

Don't make me laugh, Janja.

We jackals are the
smartest animals around.

♪ Yes, us jackals are
as smart as they come ♪

♪ if you want somebody
clever we are number one ♪

♪ don't be fooled if we
snooze we never miss a trick ♪

♪ you can't catch us off guard
because we think so quick ♪

♪ yeah, we're smartest
no one can say the same ♪

♪ yeah, we're smartest
that's our claim to fame ♪

♪ brighter than bright
cagey and shrewd ♪

♪ so much funner
than to lie to you ♪

♪ we're the smartest

♪ us hyenas we got
more smarts than you ♪

♪ when it comes to scheming
we know what to do ♪

♪ it's more than just good
looks we got brains for brains ♪

♪ in fact, we're so brilliant
acting dumb takes great pains ♪

Ow, core brains.

♪ We're the smartest no
one can say the same ♪

♪ we're the smartest
that's our claim to fame ♪

♪ oh, yeah we're
brighter than bright ♪

♪ cagey and shrewd so much
smarter than the likes of you ♪

Ouch!

- ♪ We're the smartest ♪
- ♪ you can't say the same ♪

- ♪ we're the smartest ♪
- ♪ you can't say the same ♪

♪ we're the smartest ♪

♪ you can't say because
we're the smartest ♪

Hmm. No sign of Janja.

Hapana.

Everyone, everyone. Reirei's
jackals are going after some gazelles.

- What about the hyenas?
- Didn't see them.

Maybe those other att*cks
were a coincidence after all.

I still don't think so.

Ono, keep an eye out for Janja.

In the meantime,
we'll take on Reirei.

Tamaa, you're with us.

Affirmative.

Affirmative.

There they are! Come on!

Hyenas.

But who are they going after?

Oh, no!

Kion! The hyenas!
They're moving in on Rafiki!

Rafiki? hevi kabisa!
We have to save Rafiki!

Tamaa, we're gonna
need your help after all!

So what do I do again?

Just keep the jackals
confused till we get back.

Stay out of sight
and do your stuff.

Let's go!

Okay, Tamaa. Showtime.

Come out, come
out, wherever you are.

Yeah. Come out peaceful,
and you won't get hurt.

Well, we ain't gonna hurt
them. We're just gonna eat them.

Kion, Fuli, I found the jackals!

- They're over here!
- the Lion Guard.

But it can't be all of them.
Scar said they'd split up again.

Good job, Ono!

Fuli, Beshte, Bunga,
let's surround them!

They won't get past me! Huwezi!

Okay, Kion. Twende kiboko!

You got it! Zuka zama!

We have got them
surrounded, lion guard!

Wait. Why is all
the Lion Guard here?

You think maybe scar was wrong?

Maybe. But if they're all here,
Janja's got Rafiki all to himself.

So I guess it's a good thing.

Good thing for them.
Not so good for us.

There he is. That crazy old monkey
don't stand a chance against us.

Yeah.

Janja, you think we should
keep a lookout for the Lion Guard?

Nah. They don't
stand a chance either.

We got them outnumbered,
remember? Now, come on.

Janja, that fire's
heading this way!

Don't worry, fur brain,
that's part of scar's plan.

We'll be halfway home
before that fire gets here.

- But, uh...
- Shh. No talking, fur-brains.

We're getting close.
Now spread out.

Now.

What?

What?

All the Lion Guard is here?

This is not going the
way it's supposed to.

Don't let those
jackals get away, Fuli!

Do not worry, Kion.

I will run circles around them.

Chase them my way, Fuli.

I will stomp on them.

I hate getting stomped!

All right, you jackals!

I've got no choice
but to use my roar.

Everybody brace yourself!

Here it comes.

Roar!

Funny. I thought we'd be
flying ears over tail by now.

You think maybe
Kion's losing his touch?

Not hardly.

These jackals are
such pushovers.

I wish I could see their faces.

Guess what, birdie?
Your wish just came true.

Sorry. Don't eat me. It... it
was all in fun. Just ask Kion.

Kion? He tricked us!

That means the whole entire lion
guard must be going after Janja.

Come on! We gotta get a-going!

And I have to
warn the Lion Guard.

Till the pride lands end...

Lion guard defend!

Ah, that was fun.

But it feels good
to take a break.

Zuka zama!

Oh!

That does it! I'm out of here!

Kion, Janja's getting away!

Not for long!

Where do you think
you're going, coward?

Scar, what are you doing here?

Making sure you
don't ruin the plan.

Now go back there and fight!

But they got us outnumbered.

Not for long.

What in the pride lands?

Kion! Kion!

Kion, I'm sorry, the
jackals caught me!

Are you okay?

Yeah, but, well... look.

Now we got us a fair fight.

I didn't mean to
mess up your plan.

Don't worry, Tamaa.
You did what you could.

Now, try to stay above the
fight so you won't get hurt.

I can do that.

Lion guard, with me!

But we're just about to win!

Or maybe not.

Come on. Regroup with Kion.

Rafiki? You probably
wanna stop meditating now.

Is the fight still going on?

Actually, it's
about to get worse.

Hey, Kion. Feeling
outnumbered again?

So you wanna hand over the monkey,
or we gonna do this the hard way?

I pick the hard way.

I'm with you, Bunga.
The hard way.

- Poa.
- Yeah.

- Affirmative.
- Very well.

Everyone, till the
pride lands end...

Lion Guard defend!

Zuka zama!

Ow.

Look out, Janja! Twende kiboko!

All right, all right, enough!

We surrender!

Good! Now get out
of the pride lands!

One good thing about the hyenas
and jackals fighting together.

What's that, little b?

We get to watch them
run away together.

I've never won a battle before.

- Feels good, doesn't it?
- Sure does.

But I think once
is enough for me.

From now on, I'm
gonna... Panic and run.

Uh, fly.

Ta-ta.

Thank you, lion guard.

It has been a long time since
I embraced my inner warrior.

Yeah, it was fun. Right, Kion?

Kion?

Huh?

What has you looking
so confused, young Kion?

I wish I knew.

That pattern. I
have seen it before.

You have?

Yes. In paintings of the past.

What is it? What does it mean?

It is a sign of terrible evil.

- What sign?
- You mean that Mark in the dirt?

Come on, Rafiki, there's all
kinds of burn marks around here.

Couldn't it just
be a coincidence?

Hmm. Perhaps.

But I should consult the paintings
of the past, just to be sure.

Good idea, Rafiki.

Let's hope it is
just a coincidence.

♪ Look out here
comes the Lion Guard ♪