01x25 - Into the Wilderness

[bunniefuu]

Grrr!

[snoring]

[beeping]

[yawns and stretches]

Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey!

Don't ever say that again.

Today we're going to defeat Sonic
with your new w*apon,

so I thought I'd make you
a special breakfast.

You thought? You don't think.
You're artificial intelligence.

And even that's only half-right.

Huh?

No fresh-squeezed orange juice?

Suddenly I'm not so thirsty.

Is my Egg t*nk ready?

My other Egg t*nk.

Hm!

[chokes]

Movie day, eh?

Spoiler alert. I win, you lose.

[electronic voice]
Weapons online.

Play my battle music.

[mellow tune]

Uh... close enough.

I guess that wasn't
the men's room door. Ha-ha!

[all laugh]

Ha-ha-ha!

I don't get it.

-Nice job on the projector.
-Thanks. I had to re-orient...

Ssh! No talking.

-[slurps]
-Ssh! No slurping.

Ssh! No attacking.

Yah!

Yah!

Gah! Gah!

Tails! Incoming!

Activate super-w*apon.

I'm prepared for this.

Activate super-duper-w*apon.

[beeping]

[yawns and stretches]

Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey!

I told you not to say that.

Today we're going to defeat
Sonic with your new w*apon,

so I thought I'd make you
a special breakfast.

This seems awfully familiar.

What's going on here?

[electronic voice]
Weapons online.

[beeping]

Wakey-wakey, eggs...

If you say eggs and bakey,
I swear I'll dismantle you.

This is nuts. I'm reliving
the same day over and over.

No? Nothing?

Cubot, stop playing
with my hologram thingy.

I've got it!

When my laser, the plasma ball
and the lightning collided,

the fusion reaction caused time
to fold back in on itself.

So I just have to avoid going
into battle. Piece of cake.

Heh-heh!

[beeping]

Well, that didn't work.

I don't want eggs and bakey!

Same day over and over again.
Maybe this isn't all bad.

I can refine my attack on Sonic
until I get it just right.

Just because there's no tomorrow
doesn't mean I want ants today.

Grrr!

[beeping]

Heh-heh!

Huh?

Agh! Agh!

I've got you now, Sonic!

Yes! This day
will go down in history.

The day I captured
Sonic the Hedgehog.

[beeping]

Wakey-wakey!

But I have bakey.

I can't take another day
of the same day.

String theory, superstring
theory, string cheese theory...

You really should
eat healthier.

It doesn't matter.

[both] Agh!

None of this matters.

Tomorrow will just be
a do-over anyway.

Really?

See you tomorrow!

It's no use.

I can't figure this out alone.

I need your help.

Cartoons are by the counter.

Yes, yes, very amusing.
But that's not why I'm here.

What do you want, Egghead?

Um... funny story. You're really
gonna get a kick out of this.

I was attacking you
with my Egg t*nk

when a freak accident
caused an endless time loop.

There's no such thing
as a time loop.

That's what I thought too.

You're about to choke
on that candy.

[chokes] Lucky guess.

Sonic will get a message
from Amy about the projector.

[beep]

Love to help,
but we've got a movie to watch.

I hear
there's a cool twist ending.

Turns out Comedy Chimp's partner
is a ghost.

There was
a one-in-a-million chance

that when the laser, plasma ball
and lightning collided,

it would create a time anomaly
like this.

It resets, charges for a while,
then explodes,

and the day starts over.

I know how to fix it.

There's no such thing
as a time loop.

[groans] You know what?
We need to start this earlier.

What say I pop by your house
first thing today?

[chokes]

There's no such thing
as a time loop.

So I've heard.

Why not come to my lair and
we do some math or watch a movie?

I hear
there's a cool twist ending.

I wouldn't know.

-I can't believe it.
-What? What is it?

Comedy Chimp's partner
was a ghost.

Who could have seen that coming?

Can we focus, please?

We need a shell
made of super-dense matter

to contain
the recurring expl*si*n.

I'll have to invent it.

Don't worry,
I have lots of time.

OK, let's get it to the beach.

[grunts]

Did I mention it's super-dense?

So is Knuckles.
Maybe he can lift it.

He's got to close it around
the anomaly just before it explodes.

OK, so how do I get you
to believe me

about the time loop
right away tomorrow?

There's no such thing as...

Last night you dreamed of being
chased by a giant sock puppet.

Huh!

-My neck itches.
-Seriously?

Little higher... little higher.

Oh, too high.

Yeah, right there.

Huh! Ow, my back!

-Oww!
-Oops. Sorry.

-Huh!
-[beeping]

Hm... I'd better take this.

Hello?

Itsy-bitsy problem.

Knuckles doesn't seem
to want to fix the time loop.

Do you want
to tell us something?

-No.
-Knuckles?

OK, OK. I have a dentist's
appointment tomorrow.

He's gonna pull my tooth.

Let me try reasoning with him.

Knuckles,
the dentist wants to help you.

Good oral hygiene requires...

-Brrr! Yah! Yah!
-Ow!

Heh-heh! Problem solved.

What am I supposed to do again?

[beeping]

[yawns and stretches]

Wakey-wakey,
eggs and... sausages.

Yes! Yes!

We're out of bacon.

-Don't be mad.
-Ha-ha-ha!

Want to hear
about the broken vase?

Don't push it.

I wanted to capture this
beautiful moment for posterity.