02x01 - Trying to Get to Heaven Before They Close the Door

[bunniefuu]

RUE: Fezco's grandma
was a motherfuckin' G.

["DON'T BE CRUEL" BY BILLY SWAN PLAYING]

♪ You know I can be found ♪

♪ I'm sittin' home all alone ♪

♪ If you can't come around ♪

♪ At least on the telephone ♪

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪ Don't be cruel ♪

Damn.

♪ To a heart that's true ♪

♪ Baby, if I made ya mad ♪

♪ For somethin' that I might have said ♪

Hey, fuckface!

What the f*ck? You crazy...

[SCREAMING]

♪ For our future looks bright ahead ♪

[BOTH SCREAMING]

♪ Don't be cruel ♪

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

♪ To a heart that's true ♪

[ON RADIO]: ♪ Don't want no other love ♪

Hey.

♪ Baby, it's just you... ♪

I just spoke to your daddy.

You're gonna come live with grandma now.

Okay?

- ♪ Don't be cruel ♪
- [STARTS ENGINE]

♪ To a heart that's true ♪

♪ Don't be cruel ♪

♪ To a heart that's true ♪

RUE: And even though she wasn't,
like, the best guardian...

["LOOK AT GRANDMA"
BY BO DIDDLEY PLAYING]

She taught him everything
he knew about life.

Bag that sh*t up. Put it in
your f*ckin' tighty-whities.

Cops ain't gonna pat down
a f*ckin' -year-old.

♪ Look at grandma wearin' her hotpants ♪

They don't wanna be
f*ckin' accused of bein'

f*ckin' pederasts.
You know what I'm sayin'?

RUE: He didn't really
know much about his mom.

His grandma never really
liked to talk about her,

except to occasionally say...

GRANDMA: Your mom had a pure heart.

But your daddy always
took advantage of that.

♪ What you tryin' to do ♪

♪ Grandma, grandma
everybody's watching you ♪

Let me tell you somethin' snowflake,

there's a short supply
of kindness in this world.

People sniff it out...

and they swoop right the f*ck in.

♪ Look at grandma,
grandma's out of sight ♪

Don't ever fall in love.

It's the one instinct...
you can't trust.

- ♪ Look at grandma ♪
- ♪ Oh, look at her ♪

RUE: Fezco liked that she
didn't treat him like a kid.

All right, today we're gonna
learn about weight and volume.

RUE: He went to school,

and when he paid attention, he did well.

There's . grams in an ounce.

- TEACHER: How many ounces in a pound?
- YOUNG FEZCO: Sixteen.

RUE: Especially in math.

And then one day,
he came home from school.

["JUMP INTO THE FIRE"
BY HARRY NILSSON PLAYING]

GRANDMA: f*ckin' day I've f*ckin' had.

RUE: He didn't know who the baby was.

What's up?

RUE: But so much always happened so fast

he decided it was better
not to ask questions.

♪ You can climb a mountain ♪

You remember the white cr*cker
with the f*ckin' bowl-cut?

♪ You can jump into the fire ♪

Who the f*ck brings
a kid to a drug deal?

He ain't a kid, assh*le.
He's my partner.

That f*ckin' bowl-cut cocksucka!

Sold me grand of
f*ckin' Bayer Aspirin.

f*cked us both up the ass, snowflake.

♪ We can make each other happy ♪

GRANDMA: Look at him.
He's a cute little bastard.

Sad story, though. Some c**t
mother gave him to me as collateral.

He's ours till PM.

Hey, can I get the, uh, pop off?

- Call me when his mama gets here.
- [BABY CRIES]

RUE: The baby was really cute,
but no matter what he did,

he couldn't get him to stop crying.

He probably just missed his mom.

[BABY SHRIEKS]

["THINK" BY CURTIS MAYFIELD PLAYING]

RUE: She never came back to pick him up.

[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]

GRANDMA: My nephew, your uncle, Carl,

he ends up eatin' so
much f*ckin' McDonald's,

he gives himself diabetes, right?

Next thing you know, they're
chopping off his f*ckin' feet, right?

Three years later,
he f*ckin' drops dead.

Do I call the f*ckin' cops, and say,

"Oh, you gotta f*ckin' arrest
Ronald f*ckin' McDonald?"

- I don't know.
- GRANDMA: No, I don't f*ckin' call.

'Cause it's f*ckin' Uncle Carl's fault.

Nobody told him to
f*ckin' eat McDonald's

for f*ckin' breakfast, lunch and dinner.

You understand? Watch this f*ckin' kid.

Come on. Get the baby.
Oh, what the f*ck are you doin'?

Come here. Let me get... Let me take it.

No, no, no. Get it.
Yeah. This f*ckin' kid.

He's eatin' f*ckin' cigarettes.

Now, you're f*ckin' one of us, right?

What are you, a little f*ckin' ashtray?

f*ckin' livin' your best life
in the f*ckin' jacuzzi here.

[GRANDMA LAUGHS]

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

♪♪

RUE: Fezco knew that his
grandma wasn't normal,

and did things that maybe
other parents wouldn't do.

But they were a family.

[PHONE RINGING]

["I WANT ACTION" BY POISON PLAYING]

Yeah.

[ON RADIO]: ♪ I want action tonight... ♪

What? He's at
the Family Donut right now?

["I WALK ON GUILDED SPLINTERS"
BY JOHNNY JENKINS PLAYING]

RUE: His grandma also taught him that,

despite what they teach ya in school,

v*olence is sometimes the best
possible way to solve a problem.

I spy with my little eye...
cr*cker with a bowl-cut.

♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh oh ♪

[CAR DOOR SHUTS]

♪ Walk to me, get it, come, come ♪

♪ Walk on gilded splinters ♪

♪ Some people think they jive me ♪

♪ But I know they must be crazy ♪

RUE: Fez doesn't know
why he did what he did,

but he did it anyway.

Muthafucka! Eat f*ckin' sh*t!

- Grandma! Grandma!
- [GRANDMA YELLING]

You f*ckin' take my money? You scumbag!

Muthafucka! Piece of sh*t!

RUE: That was his first dark spot.

He didn't really remember
anything for at least two months.

Just an occasional image,
and an overwhelming fear

about who was gonna
take care of Ashtray.

GRANDMA: I don't feel too good.
I'm gonna go lie down.

RUE: He never really blamed his grandma.

She never really apologized for it.

[SLOW FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]

But he knew she felt bad.

[CRASHING]

He found this grandma on
the floor of the bathroom.

Fez didn't wanna call
for obvious reasons,

so he decided to drive her car to
the hospital, which took forever.

It was definitely a mistake.
The doctor even said it.

- Is she going to be okay?
- DOCTOR: Every second counts.

RUE: The next thing he knew...

he had a business to run.

And a little brother to take care of.

♪ Yeah ♪

And however hard he thought life was...

it got harder and more complicated.

'Cause the more you
move up in the world,

the more enemies you make.

He wondered how his grandma
would deal with someone like Nate.

But he didn't have his grandma.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Look at him over there!

RUE: Just Ash.

Ash was his brother.

He loved him like a brother.

And when sh*t went down...

MAN: You're late.

FEZCO: We got caught up
dealin' with some bullshit.

MAN: I heard you got raided.

FEZCO: They ain't find nothin', though.

They ain't got sh*t on me.

♪ Who am I ♪

RUE: He'd go to w*r like a brother.

MAN: I hope not.

♪ Together that pass me by, uhh ♪

♪ Who am I ♪

♪ Who am I ♪

♪ A fool without an alibi ♪

♪ I should've paid
more attention, whoa ♪

♪ To what she'd said ♪

♪ I just wouldn't listen,
I had a very hard head ♪

FEZCO: Are we good?

♪ Ooh ♪

Oh sh*t! Aah!

[SCREAMING]

What the f*ck?!

[SCREAMING]

Yo, bro, what the f*ck, man?

- God!
- [SCREAMING]

Oh, what the f*ck?! What the f*ck?!

[GROANING]

Dude, what the f*ck?

♪ You know who the realest is,
n*gg*s, we bring it too ♪

♪ Take money ♪

♪ First off, f*ck your bitch ♪

[RUE SINGING ALONG]
♪ And the click you claim ♪

♪ Westside when we ride
come equipped with game ♪

♪ You claim to be a player
but I f*cked your wife ♪

Yo, it-it's up here on the right.

- ♪ f*cked for life ♪
- ♪ Plus, Puffy tryna see me ♪

♪ Weak hearts I rip ♪

♪ Biggie Smalls and Junior M.A.F.I.A.
is some mark-ass b*tches ♪

♪ We keep on comin'
while we runnin' for your jewels ♪

♪ Steady gunnin',
keep on bustin' at them fools ♪

RUE: ♪ You know the rules ♪

♪ Cut your young ass up,
leave you in pieces ♪

♪ Now be deceased ♪

♪ Lil' Kim, don't f*ck
around with real G's ♪

♪ Quick to snatch yo'
ugly ass off the streets ♪

♪ So f*ck peace ♪

♪ I'll let them n*gg*s
know it's on for life ♪

- ♪ Let the Westside ride tonight ♪
- [SOFTLY]: Jesus Christ.

[SNORTS]

♪ f*ck with me and get
yo' caps peeled, you know ♪

♪ See, grab your Glocks
when you see Pac ♪

♪ Call the cops when you see Pac, uh ♪

♪ Who sh*t me?
But you punks didn't finish ♪

♪ Now you 'bout to feel
the wrath of a menace ♪

Yo, can you tell her
to shut the f*ck up?

FEZCO: Yeah, Rue, you gotta
chill out back there for real.

Me and Ash gotta handle some
serious business right now, so.

Yeah, for sure. No, I can do that.

I can just stay back
here. It's real comfy.

[SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE]

FEZCO: Who the f*ck is this bitch?

- CUSTER: Yo!
- FEZCO: Who the f*ck is this, man?

Hi, I'm Faye.

- What is she doin' here?
- Nah, nah, bro, that's my f*ckin' girl.

[CONTINUES INDISTINCT]

... so good. I'm tellin' you.
Like a f*ckin' mouse.

- Okay?
- Whatever, man. Let's just do this.

Faye... In the car.

Okay!

Ten, minutes tops, all right?

Y'all just please stay in the car.

No f*ckin' funny business. Let's go.

CUSTER: You know,
you guys did right by me,

I'mma, I'mma do right by you.

I was tryin' to get ahold
of that f*ckin' doctor

I was telling you about, but he must be

on vacation or some sh*t.

Hi, I'm Faye.

Yo, fam, uh, Rue.

[SNIFFS]

- How's your New Year's goin'?
- What?

New Year's.

- It's f*cking New Year's?
- I believe so.

- What?
- New year.

I swear my boyfriend
doesn't tell me anything.

- FEZCO: So, who is this dude?
- This dude ain't a dude.

All right? Her name is Laurie.

She's a little bit of a trip.
Used to be a schoolteacher,

but there ain't no money in that.

Just, um, let me do the talking.

RUE: My girlfriend, at
the f*ckin' train station,

she left me straight-up.

She left you at a f*cking train station?

- Yeah, I was, like, crying.
- What a f*cking c**t.

Yeah.

- Holy f*cking sh*t.
- RUE: Yeah.

Um... I don't think...

I wouldn't do that here.

- It's just heroin.
- No, I, I see that.

But, maybe, like, I don't know.
I just feel like it isn't...

the best place to do that.

- Why?
- Um...

I just feel like this is really not
the right time to be doing that.

FAYE: Listen, I f*cking
know what you are.

You're just a f*ckin' junkie-ass bitch,

and you're probably f*cking
eating that ginger's ass

for f*ckin' oxys or whatever
the f*ck you're into.

f*ckin' junkie-ass bitch f*ckin'...

[CONTINUES INDISTINCT]

RUE: Yo, what the f*ck are you doing?

What, what the f*ck?

Are you just puttin' it in
there? What are you doing?

Oh my God... okay.

Jesus, that's your whole f*cking crotch.

Ow, that looks like it hurt, ow.

- [SCREAMING]
- What the f*ck?!

[YELLING]

f*ck is you doin' here?

[DOOR CLOSES]

Mitch, don't f*ckin' hesitate.

- You come to my muthafuckin' house...
- [CUSTER HOWLS IN PAIN]

with a f*ckin' -year-old,

two junkie whores, and
a m*therf*cker I don't know.

- You out of your f*ckin' mind?
- f*ck!

- I'm on f*ckin' probation.
- BRUCE JR.: Me too.

We are not involved with
any illegal activity.

We don't associate with anybody
involved in illegal activity.

And Laurie over there?
Laurie don't deserve this sh*t.

Brucy.

[WHISPERS]

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

["RIGHT DOWN THE LINE"
BY GERRY RAFFERTY PLAYING]

All right, check this out.

All y'all, let's get naked
right f*ckin' now.

Come on, man. Let's go!

Get naked right f*ckin' now.
Let's go, c'mon.

You heard what the f*ck he said, c'mon!

BRUCE: Come on, let's go.
Everybody, let's go. Undress.

Except for you. Keep your sh*t on, man.

Nobody wants to see you naked.

B.J., take his ass down.
Put 'em in a f*ckin' closet.

Yo, yo, come on now, y'all. Chill.

- Nobody, Nobody got no f*ckin' wire.
- Prove that sh*t.

I don't know who
the f*ck you are! For real!

Far as I'm concerned,
you're a f*ckin' cop!

Obviously, I'm not
wearing a f*cking wire.

- You paranoid...
- Ah!

Hey! Hey, hey, she didn't do sh*t.

- I'm just tryna tell you...
- [SLAMS]

- CUSTER: Oh f*ck!
- BRUCE: Let's go, c'mon.

Everybody, let's get naked.

C'mon, man, let's go. C'mon, man, hurry!

Let's go!

♪ It's been you, woman ♪

[ON STEREO]: ♪ Right down the line ♪

BRUCE: Come on. Let's go, man.
Ain't got all f*ckin' night.

♪ I know how much I lean on you ♪

♪ Only you can see ♪

♪ The changes that I've been through ♪

♪ Have left a mark on me ♪

♪ You've been as constant
as a Northern Star ♪

♪ The brightest light that shines ♪

♪ It's been you, woman ♪

♪ Right down the line ♪

♪ I just wanna say this is my way ♪

♪ Of tellin' you everything ♪

♪ I could never say before ♪

♪ Yeah, this is my way of tellin' you ♪

♪ That every day I'm lovin' you
so much more ♪

♪ 'Cause you believed in me ♪

You not hear what the f*ck I said?

Uh, no, I'm, I'm just...
I'm in, I'm in high school.

- Yo, yo, hold on, man.
- Whoa there, pretty boy.

- I'll fold your sh*t right here.
- f*ck.

Hurry up, bitch.

I've never met
a f*ckin' doped-out hooker

afraid to take her f*ckin' clothes off.

[BREATHES HEAVILY]
I, I promise I won't say anything.

You promise? Promise f*ckin' what?! Huh?

Lift your f*ckin' shirt up!

- Want me to do it for ya? Huh?
- No, no, no, no.

Fold yo' sh*t.

Ayo, what the f*ck is
goin' on back there, yo?

Hurry the f*ck up!

Okay.

BRUCE: Take your f*ckin' pants off.

[SHUDDERING]

BRUCE: See how easy that was?
Get f*ckin' dressed.

- B.J., we good?
- Yeah, we good.

Kid had a Glock on him.

So, now what?

Hey... Laurie.

It's really good to see you again.

Um... I, I wanted to introduce you to

a super-dope friend of mine...

my boy, Fez. He's, like...
He's fire, like...

Where's Mouse?

Um...

You think I could,
like, put my drawers on,

and talk to you in
the other room for a sec?

Okay.

["DIRTY WORK" BY STEELY DAN PLAYING]

Mouse ain't gonna be
comin' around no more.

LAURIE: Why's that?

'Cause I didn't like
the way he did business.

LAURIE: Says the guy who
brings a kid to a drug deal.

That's not a kid. That's
my business partner.

LAURIE: Says the guy who brings

a high school girl to a drug deal.

That's my family.

LAURIE: She an addict?

She might f*ck around, but nah.

So you trust her?

With my life.

♪ When you need a bit of lovin' ♪

♪ 'Cause your man is out of town ♪

Um, could I put my clothes back on now?

[CHUCKLES] Only if you want to.

I'll get the kid.

♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ I don't wanna do your dirty work ♪

♪ No more ♪

♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

Sorry about all the hubbub, guys.

Just being careful.

♪ You have sent the maid home early ♪

♪ Like a thousand times before ♪

So, you all ready to do some business?

♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪

Yes, ma'am.

♪ I don't wanna do your dirty work ♪

That was hon...

Honestly, that was the craziest
sh*t I've ever experienced.

What was... The f*ckin'
dude with the long hair

and the f*ckin' g*n? What was his deal?

That was a f*ckin' look, wasn't it?

Geez. Oh my God.

And, and when, when he took me...

f*ckin' when old boy, he...
When he took me to the back,

I, well, I thought for sure
I was gonna... [CLENCHED MUMBLING]

Ah, f*ck.

And that lady, let me just
say, she is a f*cking gangster.

She's a f*cking gangster.
They all work for her.

Aye, why you actin' like
that sh*t was fun, Rue?

For real. You're pissin' me off.

Actin' dumb as f*ck right now.

g*dd*mn, all smilin'
and laughin' and sh*t.

You know, half of that
sh*t was your fault, too.

- f*ckin' around, actin' stupid.
- RUE: Sorry!

I'm j... I'm just
saying, serious question.

How many female drug
dealers do you know?

- Good ones?
- RUE: Yes.

- One.
- Case in point.

I know what f*ck I'm saying.
sh*t's gotta change.

["HYPNOTIZE" BY THE
NOTORIOUS B.I.G. PLAYING]

♪ Ha, sicker than your average ♪

♪ Poppa twist cabbage off instinct ♪

♪ n*gg*s don't think sh*t stink ♪

♪ Pink gators, my Detroit players ♪

[MUSIC FADES]

If I don't find a bathroom,

I'm gonna spend
New Year's with a f*cking UTI.

♪ Never lose, never choose
to, bruise crews who ♪

♪ Do somethin' to us,
talk go through us ♪

♪ Girls walk to us,
wanna do us, screw us ♪

♪ Who us, yeah, Poppa and Puff ♪

♪ Close like Starsky and
Hutch, stick the clutch ♪

♪ Dare I squeeze three
at your cherry M- ♪

♪ Bang every MC easily, busily ♪

- Where's the bathroom?
- That way.

Thank you.

- Maddy, have you seen Cassie?
- I thought she was with you.

No, we like got in a screaming fight

and she got out the car
in the middle of the road.

Wait, what?

- CASHIER: How are you doin' tonight?
- Terrible.

$ . .

CASHIER: Happy New Year.

[DARK MUSIC PLAYING]

MADDY: What were you fighting about?

She was drinking while I was driving.

- MADDY: How long ago was this?
- Like an hour and a half.

MADDY: Did you call her?

She's not answering.

She always answers.

LEXI: I know. It's f*cking weird.

[CAR RADIO BLASTING]

CASHIER: Can I see your I.D.?

Thank you.

["NATE GROWING UP" BY LABRINTH PLAYING]

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ Ohh, player, player,
put the money on it ♪

What's up, Cassie.

- [MOUTH FULL] Hi.
- You want somethin' to wash that down?

Thanks.

What are you doin' tonight?

Well, I was supposed to go
to this party with my sister.

- Right.
- And then,

we got into this really big fight.

- Are you still with McKay?
- Mmm, no.

- What happened?
- We broke up.

- Why?
- 'Cause...

we were in different places.

Yeah, it's the same
sh*t with me and Maddy.

Yeah. I know.

But you're like a, you're like
a relationship kind of girl, right?

Trying not to be.

I didn't mean it like that.

- Like what?
- Like, I'm,

I'm just tryna focus on myself.

- NATE: Why?
- Because I keep making mistakes

and not learning from them.

Would you like a ride to this party?

[LAUGHING]

["DEAD OF NIGHT" BY
ORVILLE PECK PLAYING]

♪ The sun goes down,
another dreamless night ♪

♪ You're right by my side ♪

♪ You wake me up,
you say it's time to ride ♪

♪ In the dead of night ♪

♪ Strange canyon road,
strange look in your eyes ♪

♪ You shut them as we fly ♪

♪ As we fly ♪

♪ Stark, hollow town,
Carson city lights ♪

- CASSIE: Ah, ah, ah!
- [NATE LAUGHS]

Oh, my God!

♪ We laugh until we cry ♪

I'm soaking wet!

♪ You say, "go fast,"
I say, "hold on tight" ♪

♪ In the dead of night ♪

♪ Dead of night ♪

♪ See ♪

♪ See the boys as they walk on by ♪

♪ See ♪

♪ See the boys as they walk on by ♪

♪ As they walk on by ♪

♪ As they walk on by ♪

♪ It's enough to make a young man... ♪

I'm actually worried.
She was, like, very drunk.

I'm sure she's fine.

There's no way Cassie's gonna
miss a New Year's Eve party.

["RUNWAY" BY BLAQ TUXEDO PLAYING]

[BANGS ON DOOR]

I'm using the f*ckin' bathroom!

- MADDY: Nate?
- [GASPS]

Shh!

NATE: Uh, just a sec.

[RATTLING KNOB]

NATE: Hold on!

- Yo, just a minute!
- Open the f*cking door, Nate!

I have to pee!

[BANGING CONTINUES]

Are you f*ckin' crying?

MADDY: Can you open the door?

[CASSIE CRYING, MUMBLING]

Shh, there's no f*ckin' reason
to cry. You haven't been caught.

MADDY: I have to pee, Nate!
Open the door!

NATE: Calm down, and
put your clothes on.

- I can't... She's my best friend.
- MADDY: Open the door!

- [BANGS ON DOOR]
- I need to pee!

I'm just usin' the bathroom!
Just a second!

f*ckin' pee outside!

Are you taking a sh*t at a party?

[RAP MUSIC CONTINUES]

- Have you guys talked to Cassie?
- No.

- Will you let me know if you do?
- Yeah.

I can't believe Maddy's
so sweet, though.

Yeah, sometimes.

Yo, you Rue's friend, right?

Yeah, since like preschool.

Sorry, I don't know why I said that.

Nah, you good. You met where you met.

Yo, what was your name again?

- Lexi.
- Lexi.

I like that. That's a nice name.

Thanks.

♪ Runway, runway, runway, runway,
runway, runway, runway ♪

♪♪

♪ Runway, runway, runway, runway... ♪

Aye, yo. Nah, bro.
Get the f*ck down from there, bro.

Hell no.

♪ Runway, runway, runway, runway... ♪

♪♪

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED]

You're so disgusting. I can smell it.

- I hear you taking a sh*t.
- NATE: It's okay.

- Hurry the f*ck up!
- [BANGS ON DOOR]

Cassie [CRYING]:
We shouldn't have done this.

I need you to focus, okay?

MADDY: What are you f*ckin' doing?

- I'm all tangled.
- Okay, Okay.

I'm so scared. I'm really scared, Nate.

NATE: Hey, look at me. Look at me.

I need you to trust me.

- I need you to trust me, okay?
- CASSIE: Mm-hm.

MADDY: Wipe your ass and
come out. I need to pee!

I need you to listen
to exactly what I say.

MADDY: I'm gonna break
this f*cking door, Nate.

Open the f*cking door!

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

["BACK THAT AZZ UP" BY JUVENILE PLAYING]

♪ Won't you back that azz up ♪

♪ Call me Big Daddy when
you back that azz up ♪

You waitin' for the bathroom?

Do I know you?

TRAVIS: A lot of people know me.

- Do you know me?
- TRAVIS: Yeah.

You're the girl I met on New Year's Eve

standin' in line for the bathroom.

[SOFTLY]: Oh, God.

sh*t.

Ooh.

How you guys doin'? Happy New Year.

Wait, did you not wash your hands?

What the f*ck are you
talking about, Maddy?

I can't believe you
took a sh*t at a party,

and you didn't wash your hands.

Yo, wassup? My name's Travis.

I would shake your hand, but
I don't wanna get Hepatitis.

- Yo, can we talk somewhere in private?
- No, because I have to

f*cking pee. Move.

♪ Girl, you looks good,
won't you back that azz up ♪

♪ You's a fine m*therf*cker,
won't you back that azz up ♪

♪ Call me Big Daddy when
you back that azz up ♪

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

♪♪

My goal tonight is to black out
this entire f*cking stupid year.

- Okay?
- Stop! [LAUGHS]

Oh sh*t, sorry.

What were you snorting?

I wasn't. I wasn't snorting anything.

Yeah, you were.

Nah... fixing this
washing machine, actually.

I work for, uh... Whirlpool.

Yeah.

You see it? It's all messed up,
so I'm just...

If you tell me what dr*gs you're doing,

I'll tell you what dr*gs I'm doing.

- Yeah, okay, deal.
- Tight.

♪ Now drop it like it's hot,
drop, drop it like it's hot ♪

♪ C-M-B make you drop it like it's hot ♪

♪ Drop it like it's hot,
drop, drop it like it's hot ♪

[URINATING]

f*ck.

f*ck my life.

[QUIETLY]: Oh, God.

[FAUCET RUNNING]

[GAGS]

[TURNS FAUCET OFF]

Wanna smoke?

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[SNORTING]

f*ck. [GRUNTS]

- Oh, no.
- You all right?

RUE: Uh... Mm-hm.

I think I'm gonna need
ya to check my pulse.

Are you... Are you for real?

Who was that guy?

Literally, the worst
person in the world.

Mm-mm, I don't smoke
random people's weed.

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

ELLIOT: Fifty-six.

f*ck.

Oh, I think I might be
goin' into cardiac arrest.

Are you f*ckin' serious? Do you
want me to call an ambulance?

Nuh-uh. No, I just...
Uh, just, Adderall.

Just crush up the Adderall.
It's in my sock.

Didn't we do the same amount of dr*gs?

No.

TRAVIS: Come on, we've met before.

- You know who I am.
- Mm, I really don't. I promise.

[SIGHS] Okay, fine.

All I know is your name is Travis.

You're like three years ahead of me,

and you're like a DJ or a producer,

and you had a song on
the radio. Whatever.

♪♪

- Hi, have you seen Rue?
- LEXI: No.

Yo, Happy New Year, Jewel!

It-it's Jules.

Yeah, come on. I know your name, Jewel.

Have you seen Rue?

- Um, yeah, she's somewhere around here.
- Is she?

[SNORTS]

- [RUE GROANS]
- ELLIOT: Oh, f*ck.

["UHUH YEAH" BY G.L.A.M.
& COLBIE PLAYING]

There it is. Oh, there's my heart.

Hello, heart... Thought I lost ya.

[CHUCKLES]

Jesus f*ckin' Christ.

I'm not sure it's a good thing we met.

RUE: What are you talkin' about?

You're my new favorite person.

- [BOTH CHUCKLING]
- RUE: Ah sh*t.

Ooh, thought I was gonna
die for a second there.

[LAUGHS]

Could you imagine just
finding me dead? Oh man!

[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

[PHONE RINGING]

So, did you, like,
have a good Christmas,

or are you Jewish or somethin'?

Yeah, well, my mom's Jewish,

but she always says if
the Christians can steal

Christmas from the Pagans,
then the Jews can also.

You say the Christians stole Christmas?

Well, in order to convert
the Germanic Pagans

who, like, celebrated
winter solstice and stuff,

the Christians were like,

"f*ck it. Let's just say
Jesus was born this day,

and you can hang tinsel and stuff."

How you just go and
change the man's birthday?

Well, in the same way
King James was rewriting

the Bible on one side of the castle,

and had witches tryna turn
his pee into gold on the other.

Yo, how the f*ck do
you know all of this?

I don't know, by reading.

Do you, like, not believe in God?

Damn, Lexi... you f*ckin' fearless.

Thanks.

Do you believe in God?

Hell yeah, I believe in God.

Like, there's a man
sitting in the clouds...

judging all of your actions and stuff.

Hell yeah.

Can I ask you a personal question?

What's up?

How do you justify dealing dr*gs then?

Well, I mean, my Uncle Carl got diabetes

from eatin' too much McDonald's.

You don't see nobody
goin' after they ass.

Yeah, but if I were God, I don't know

if I'd let McDonald's CEO in Heaven.

I'd be like, "f*ck that guy."

Yeah, that's a good point.

I have to get back to you on that one.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- Did you find her?
- JULES: No.

Well, if you found her,
we wouldn't be hangin' out.

Oh, yeah. It's, probably, true.

I'm sorry.

When we first started hanging out,

I thought we'd be pretty close,

but... guess not. [CHUCKLES]

I know. That's my fault. I'm sorry...

No, I didn't mean it like
that. I didn't even mean it.

No, but, I mean, it's true, like...

my world got too small,

and... it didn't feel good.

It's okay.

["DIRT" BY B.O.B PLAYING]

MADDY: I don't, I don't remember.

- TRAVIS: You don't remember?
- MADDY: Mm-mm.

- TRAVIS: Stop lyin'.
- MADDY: I don't listen to the radio.

- Can I kiss you, baby?
- No.

- Yo, yo. What's good, man?
- McKay, good to see you.

- Been a couple weeks, man.
- Yeah.

- Hey, Happy New Year, McKay!
- Wassup, wassup, Lex!

- Happy New Year!
- Uh, have you seen Cassie?

- Uh, nah. I ain't seen Cass since...
- LEXI: Yeah.

- MCKAY: Is she here, though?
- LEXI: Uh, no.

No?

Well, will you text me
if you hear from her?

Yeah, I got you.

Yo, it's good to f*ckin' see you, bro.

- Good to see you, man.
- Yeah.

- Are you good?
- Yeah, no, I'm good, man.

- You waitin' on somebody?
- [PHONE RINGING]

♪ You ain't got enough arch ♪

♪ She go crazy with the bone ♪

♪ It gon' make the dog bark ♪

♪ She go crazy with the dome ♪

♪ Make a n*gga fall apart ♪

♪ Make a n*gga false start ♪

Why not?

'Cause you're the corniest
guy I've ever met.

TRAVIS: But you're literally
the sexiest girl I've ever met.

- MADDY: Thank you. You have good taste.
- TRAVIS: Love at first sight.

- MADDY: You are trippin'.
- TRAVIS: I'm trippin'?

- MADDY: Yeah... you're high.
- [PHONE VIBRATING]

What the f*ck is that?

Come on, pick up.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Yo, check it out.

Some girl like passed out in here.

Who cares? You wanna dance?

Hell yeah, I wanna dance.

♪ By, by the time we roll,
save these hoes, switcheroo ♪

♪ Drop, drop it to the dirt,
drop it to the dirt, dirt ♪

♪ Put it in the dirt, dirt,
put it in the dirt, dirt ♪

♪ Dig it in the dirt, dirt,
drop it to the dirt, dirt ♪

[MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED]

DRUNK KID: Oh, f*ck. You're really hot,

but I'm still gonna take a sh*t, sorry.

Oh, okay.

["PARTY UP" BY DMX PLAYING]

♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my mind ♪

♪ Up in here, up in here ♪

- Bro, I was just about to ask you.
- Yeah, man, I f*cked up.

But I'm doin' everything
I can to get her back.

♪ Up in here, up in here ♪

♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my cool ♪

♪ Up in here, up in here ♪

♪ If I gotsta bring it to you cowards ♪

♪ Then it's gonna be quick, aight ♪

♪ All your mens up in the jail before ♪

♪ Suck my d*ck, and all them other ♪

♪ Cats you run with, get
done with, dumb quick ♪

♪ How the f*ck you gonna cross
the dog with some bum sh*t, aight ♪

♪ There go the g*n
click, nine-one-one sh*t ♪

♪ All over some dumb sh*t,
ain't that some sh*t ♪

♪ Ya remind me of a strip
club, 'cause everytime ♪

♪ You come around,
it's like I just gotta ♪

♪ Get my d*ck sucked,
and I don't know ♪

♪ Who the f*ck you
think you talkin' to ♪

♪ But I'm not him, aight,
Slim, so watch what you do ♪

Oh my God! Oh my God. Oh my God.

- I'm sorry. Are you okay?
- You scared the f*cking sh*t out of me.

- Happy New Year's. I love you.
- Aw, I love you, too.

[CHUCKLES] You two are disgusting.

♪ Preacher tellin'
the truth and it hurts ♪

♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my mind ♪

[SLOW, DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ You wack, you're twisted,
your girl's a hoe ♪

Cassie, where the f*ck have you been?

I called you, like, times.

- You did?
- Why aren't you answering the phone?

MADDY: Happy New Year, Cass! I love you.

Hey, Cass, can I talk
to you for a minute?

Uh, yeah, totally.

♪ Up in here, up in here ♪

♪ Y'all gon' make me go all out ♪

♪ Up in here, up in here ♪

♪ Y'all gon' make me act a fool ♪

Why is Cassie acting so f*ckin' weird?

I don't know.

♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my cool ♪

♪ Up in here, up in here ♪

- Hey.
- Where'd you go?

I was startin' to miss you.

- That's not true.
- Why would I lie?

You're, like,
the coolest person in here.

[DARK MUSIC PLAYING]

I just felt like we were in
two different places or something.

But what was it specifically
that made you feel like that?

It wasn't anything specific.
It was just a feeling.

You still feel that way?

Like, we're in two
completely different places?

[QUIETLY]: f*ck.

Cass, what's wrong?

I'm sorry. What's wrong?

I shouldn't be anybody's girlfriend.

What does that mean?

I don't know if I'm a good person.

- All right.
- I'm sorry...

All right, no. You ain't
gotta say nothin' else to me.

Rue?

Rue?

[ECHOING]: Hey.

["MADONNA" BY TARIK PLAYING]

To... f*ckin' New Year's.

NATE: Yo... yo, you f*ck her?

Nah, man, we were just
havin' a conversation.

You tryin' to tell me
you took her in that room,

and you didn't d*ck her down?

- MCKAY: Nah, I didn't.
- I don't believe you.

Come on, tell me the truth.

That's the truth. I took her
in the room, had a conversation.

That was it.

Are you tryin' to tell me that
you didn't miss those titties?

- [CHUCKLES] Come on, bro.
- I knew it. I knew it.

You dirty m*therf*cker.
You dirty m*therf*cker.

- You wear a condom?
- Come on, bruh, chill...

Nah, you wear a condom?

- You dirty m*therf*cker.
- Chill, chill...

You dirty m*therf*cker.

- Yo, where'd you come?
- Bruh, chill.

- Where'd you come?
- Chill.

- Come in her mouth?
- Bro, chill...

Yo, you come on her belly?

- Yo, you come in her c**t?
- The f*ck is wrong with you, bro?

- You come in her c**t?
- Shut up, bro. Chill.

Aight.

Happy New Year's, m*therf*cker.

Happy New Year.

What are you doing?

RUE: Smokin' a little bit of weed.

Uh, could I talk to you?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, you can take my chair.
I'm gonna get a drink.

JULES: How you doing?

I'm good.

When did you relapse?

Just f*ckin' weed, Jules.

JULES: Like, when did you relapse?

You want me to be honest?

Yeah.

The night you left.

[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]

Yo, I gotta cut soon,

but... I just wanna tell you that...

talkin' to you was one of
the best parts of my whole year.

Yeah, right.

- Why you always doin' that sh*t?
- What?

I don't know, like,
doubting yourself and sh*t.

Oh, I don't know. Do I do that?

Mm, kinda.

Yo... can I, like, get your
phone number or somethin'?

Yeah.

Um, here.

I hope to see you soon,
Lexi. Have a good night.

You, too.

- Yo, what's good?
- Start the car and be ready, man.

All right, sure thing.

- Dude, I...
- No, dude, I'm done for the night.

Wait, where are you going?

Yo, Fez said if you want
a ride, now's the time.

All right.

Well, um... I guess I gotta go.

- Okay.
- RUE: All right.

[DARK MUSIC PLAYING]

[CAR STARTS]

Everyone, everyone! One minute
till f*ckin' New Year's!

[ALL CHEERING]

["THE LAKE" BY LABRINTH PLAYING]

Jules?

I'm, uh, I'm, uh...

I'm sorry about that. I...

I didn't mean to be mean.

Um... I don't know.
I'm just havin' a tough time.

You know? Uh...

I just really miss you.

I really miss you, too.

I know that I never, uh, I
never really said it before,

but... I want to be with you.

RUE: Say something.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

[SHOUTING]: Happy New Year!

FEZCO: Excuse me. Excuse me.

What's up, man? You havin' a good time?

[COUGHS] Yeah.

You make any New Year's resolutions?

- No, you?
- A few.

The last time we talked, didn't
you say you wanted to k*ll me?

Yeah, well... It's a new year, playboy.

CASSIE: [GASPS] Oh, my God!

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Oh, my God!

Fezco, stop!

[YELLING]: McKay! Stop.

Stop! Fezco, stop!

[EXCLAIMING]

Fezco, get off of him!

- Stop!
- Chill, chill, chill!

Chill, chill, chill! Come on, guys.

It's New Year. Come on.

- Careful, careful, careful.
- Pick him up!

Relax, relax!

Is he okay? Is he okay?

Help me get him up!
Help me get him up! Come on.

Wait, watch his head. Careful, careful!

f*ck!

Damn.

Happy New Year.