10x19 - Babe Hollytree in: I Wish One Person Had Died

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

You can count on me sir.

If you have any mice,
I'll clear them out.

♪ Ooh-rah, ooh-rah ♪

♪ Ooh-rah, ooh-rah,
ooh-rah ♪

- ♪ Ooh-rah ♪
- Uhhh...

Uh, all right.

You're all clear!

Now I shall teach you
to defeat a boggart,

which takes the form
of your deepest, darkest fear.

Neville, why don't you go first?

Oh, curious. It turned
into you. I wonder why.

- I have a small penis!
- That's not ... that's not true!

Fine! I'll prove it.
Zip!

Okay. That's enough.
Why don't we try someone else?

- Weasley?
- Oh, uh ... uh, I don't want to.

Come on. Come on.
Come on.

Ah. A spider.
That's much more typical.

Ron has a small penis!

- What? No, I do not.
- Oh, yes, you do.

- It's like, ooh...
- Okay. You know what?

Why don't we try a girl this time?
Hermione.

No, no, no, no.
Please, don't make me.

What?

I'm what Hermione thinks
a penis looks like.

She's terrified of me.

What would I do with it?

Shake it? Stir it?

We really need to start
a health class or something.

No need to ask him
which water tastes best.

Evian ...
the official water of the CIA.

Actually, I really
loved "Hamilton."

It was no "Cats," but sure.

- Give me your money!
- Aah!

Billy Blanks says you got
to squat and punch.

Squat and punch and work it.
Work it.

Squat. Punch!

- Ow!
- Punch!

- I'm destroyed.
- Whoa! You know karate!

Oh! That was Tae Bo!

Billy Blanks taught me in '97.

I just panicked, and it ...
it came back to me!

- Your money or your life!
- I've got this.

Squat and kick.
Work it.

- Work it.
- Squat and kick!

Oh. Ow!

- Kick!
- Are you checking your pulse?

Yeah, well, Billy
was big on cooling down.

- Surprise!
- Steve, do something!

I don't know any more moves!

- Maybe I can help you!
- Oh, shit.

- Billy Blanks!
- Billy Blanks!

Let's work this out together.

Billy AND STEVE:
Squat and kick

and squat and punch
and work it!

- Kick!
- And work it!

Punch!

- Thanks for your help, Billy!
- It is the Tae Bo way.

Let us give you a ride home.

- Ah, no need. I live in this alley.
- Oh.

Give me the baker's dozen.

Yeah! Glaze me!
Glaze me!

Here comes the money shot!
Oh, yeah!

You're ruining baking.

Free cocaine!

- Oh, being a lab mouse rules!
- Ugh.

How come they get dr*gs and
I get a [bleep] ear on my back?

Let me switch cages!

Let's modify their environment.

Hey, let's have sex.

Keep it down!
I can hear you!

- I want to switch cages.
- Now let's pierce the ear.

Wait.
Why the [bleep] would you ...

Oh, God!
What the [bleep] is this?!

Eh, cool earring, bro! You
should come party in our cage!

Oh. On ... on ... on second
thought, this ... this ...

this cage is kind of nice.

I-I can work with this.
No big deal at all.

Son, Old Yeller
has got rabies.

He's got to be put down.

I ... I'll do it.

Well done, Son.
I know that was hard.

That was awesome!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Now I'm Old Yeller!

Bark, bark, bark!
Woof, woof, woof!

Grawr-awr-awr!

Whuh-oh.
Looks like our son has rabies.

- Give me that g*n.
- I'll do it.

Good evening.

After losing my legs
mountain climbing,

I used my background
in biotechnology

to create fully functioning
bionic legs.

- Oh, wow, robo-legs.
- Wow, robo-legs!

That's right.
With this remote,

I can control where I walk
and how fast I walk.

Dad! This sucks!
I want to leave.

Billy, I told you to go wait
in the car.

You don't control me!
I control you!

Billy.
Billy, put ... Billy.

Put it down, Billy.

Aah! Aaaaaaah!

Aah! Billy.
Put it down, Billy.

My son, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, watch out for the wall.

Thanks for coming
to my TED Talk.

- Is that Mall Madness?
- Yeah.

Let's shop until we drop!

The classic board game is back

and all-new for your generation.

- Is this what malls are like?
- I don't know.

I've never gone further
than the Cheesecake Factory.

Mall Madness is just like
a real mall

with real announcements!

Active sh**t in the building.
This is not a drill.

- Whoa!
- It's just like school!

We really will shop till we drop!

The new Mall Madness,
only available online.

So I tell the TSA agent,

"if you really need to search
inside, hey, be my guest."

Eggs Benedict
for the Holy Grail.

Denver omelet for
the Ark of the Covenant,

and chocolate chip pancakes
for the Sankara Stones.

My diet starts tomorrow.

We really should do a regular
MacGuffin bruncheon.

Guys!
Fancy seeing you all here.

I guess I must have missed
the invite.

I'll take care of this.

Calm down. We can make it
through breakfast.

Not so fast, criminals.

You've met your match
with Ant-Man.

And the Wasp!

And Scabies!

What is a scabies bug
doing here?

Well, I got scabies
a few weeks back,

and when I was shrunk,
I really connected with them.

Aw, you are so cute!

I thought he could help us
fight crime.

Scabies! Yack! Yack!
Yack! Yack! Yack! Yack!

Ugh. I feel itchy.

I'm going to go get checked.

I checked her out, and she's fine!

Scabies!

Sue Ann!

I think your grandmother left
a toy on the porch for you.

Oh, boy, a Ponzi!

Its eyes change color
based on its mood.

Teal means happy.
Yellow is hungry.

Honestly, that's kind of creepy.
What's red for?

Aah!
Oh, my God.

I am Ponzi,
destroyer of worlds,

flayer of field mice!

Surrender your body,
and your progeny lives.

I don't negotiate with t*rrorists!
Bang! Bang, bang!

Very well.

We have other ways
of procuring a body.

No! Aah!

Ahh.

Sorry I am tardy,

but I have brought
complimentary playthings

for all of your family.
Cool.

Now, let us discuss
Earth's nuclear codes!

Phil, you have a cat sticking
out of your ass again.

Half-breed brother.

How dare you come to Atlantis...
Aah!

- ...and challenge me.
- Hey, hold up. Did you just pee?

- Yes!
- You couldn't wait to use a toilet?

- A what?
- Well, hold on.

You all just pee wherever?

- Yes! It's the ocean!
- It's disgusting is what it is.

How dare you judge Atlantis,

the most advanced
civilization on ...

Okay.
Whose poop is this?

Hey. Hey, there, kid.

How you doing?

I know. I know, but k*lling
your dad, Dracula, was kind

of the whole point of what
we're doing though, right?

- Daddy!
- Oh, come on. Come on.

Half-vampire, half-humans
don't sob like that.

Let's be a big boy.

Look,
Sypha made you a cake.

It's sugar free and vegan.

You cooked a vampire
a vegan-sugar-free cake

- to try to cheer him up?!
- So? So what?

- Get out!
- Get out of here!

[Bleep] off!
Leave the cake, and get out!

Try and do something nice.

You're going to get
through this.

Oh, g*dd*mn,
this cake is the worst.

We're going to get through
this together!

- [Bleep] you!
- [Bleep] you!

[Bleep] this cake!

He's so hot!

Aah!

Alexa, play some
elevator jazz, please.

Okay, Mike.

I found a smooth jazz playlist

in your Amazon Music account.

- Mm-hmm.
- Ahh. That music is so nice.

It almost makes me forget
we're out of milk.

Huh. That's weird.

I just got an offer to buy
some milk from Amazon Fresh.

So did I.
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This is pretty convenient actually.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.
It actually is.