11x12 - The Ex-Files

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Baywatch". Aired: September 22, 1989 - May 19, 2001.*
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Revolves around a team of lifeguards and their personal relationships along with the dangers of the ocean.
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11x12 - The Ex-Files

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yeah

way too busy for a ride along

well this isn't a request on sale prices
are public relations cheap kind of one

spread showing his beach and tours and
liaison out on that water picking

but you hate the water no i don't i just
don't like getting wet

besides counseling we can after you but
you need a friend in court

you are hardly a friend but I want to be
showing know that besides these orders

come straight from McKenna himself

McKenna order you to cut your hair as
well no I wanted to change

like it

as a matter of fact I do

well i will talk about this later hope
that works

ok

he calls come in from our people where
control other services use the Baywatch

channel

got it

God's sakes not today

good afternoon Sean I'd like you to meet
Phil price head of public relations for

the district and I'd like you to meet
Mario our cr*ck photographer

they watch why I - you Jenna please

another day okay I've got a rash of
false emergency calls I've got trainees

in the last two weeks man and
communications going on rescues got it

packed beaches and a fishing tournament

that sounds great that sounds like a
perfect time for me to have a scuba tour

group reported in trouble the other side
of the point

divers missing boats come on the reef
sounds bad

who's reporting the tour group leader
he's panicky and the radio went dead

all right I'm gonna need a ski and a
scarab who's available you're looking at

him

let's go it's on You Peggy counting on
you and Zach

ok that goes beyond the jet ski jumper
go with you

not gonna happen Jenna

x

yeah

Marcus missing pawn deeper water

look there's no sign of the victims the
recipes book isn't it

we got the time on the channel

yeah

yeah

control this is a watch one we have two
lifeguards down in the water near Hawley

evil . possible serious injuries

I need backup and notify the Coast Guard
I look anyone calls on the VHF these

coordinates on the gps and stay on the
boat

yeah

yeah

yeah

all right where's Jenna

stay there

ok

just got to be under like

check that side of the reef I down on my
way around to talk to you okay

yeah why look I got about three minutes

yeah

yeah

yeah

down maybe feet

Zack lost your left ear drum just stay
put I'll get her

yeah

yeah

yeah

that's the part

yeah

yeah JD general probably released by the
end of the day but they want to keep

Zach a little while longer a zero
doesn't look good if it's permanently

damage losses certification

after what I saw today that kid is all
lifeguard if he loses that I don't know

what we'll do

chalk up another bonehead move that
Jenna habit look JD let's not play the

blame game all right Sean it's the truth

I know but it doesn't help anyway thanks
for holding down the fort on your day

off i push it back soon

never heard what happened out there
today

it looks like everyone else especially
councilman McKenna

Kim said he's using the incident to
finally pull your funding and lease

she also said that McKenna got to work
fast before the emergency services finds

out that general as*ault as a lifeguard

she has been recertified so I should
throw her to the wolves to save my own

hide from a cannon

it's either you or her and you're the
good guy

no no not if I hide behind that now with
all the politics

everyone's forgotten this all happened
because someone out there is calling and

false alarms and I bet that same someone
is the one who took the channel marker

and that's why I'm going after politics
be damned

thanks for the info i'll check in later

you fishing with my father

are you on dr*gs look it'll be great

the two of us out on the ocean neutral
territory pulling in yellow fin tuna and

we get to appreciate each other and you
can really see the kind of man his

daughters one if you and my father
really appreciate each other

I don't think I want anything to do with
you - you and I both know that all he

cares about is money and how you control
be live with it

so why go through this trouble cuz

I love you

and I never give up

ok

Isaac how's it going yeah jenna is is
Jenna avid our beach and tourism liaison

Jenna Peggy yeah yeah I think I saw you
at the training center

yeah it's kinda while the

Peggy and I met a few months ago right
before she got into this rescue biz

yeah they watch why I saved my life so
now i'm back to the trainee Saxon

inspiration

that's sweet really um could you give
Zach and I a moment alone please

sure thank you hey you want some
magazines from monsters in good idea Joe

Allen tabloids the trash here the better

you got it see man z-man

yeah well she digs me what's going to
tell you because you're hurt a lot whole

head really but they've got me on some
righteous painkillers so no complaints

from this lifeguard

doctors have any idea when you're going
to get your hearing back

not yet but it will be cool when I
thought the jeske impact of the water to

the initial damage

I hadn't been an idiot played hero and
Sean to this job and being a lot better

shave that's for sure

look sack

you saved my life

yeah

thank you for that it was an accident i
am so sorry

I never mented it doesn't matter what
you meant does it Jen

what matters is what you did and what
you're going to do now

yeah Sean it's it's all good really

no it's time for a self-righteous
lecture from Captain America go ahead

Sean let her rip

it's boring but I'm used to it I'd like
you to get used to helping someone else

other than yourself

what did you type it up and fax it to me
all right no more games Jenna

now your head is on the chopping block
right next to mine you're going to

survive you're gonna have to help me
figure out who's really at fault here

yeah

thank you

yeah

yeah

listen

I'm only here to generate me i work from
a camera and you are the last person i

know i know this isn't Watergate what do
you have

I gotta pick up in the trees near the
reef kind of out of focus

I was concentrating on general blame me
but it looks like a blue pickup

maybe three figures decided

what Jenna said you'd be interested in
in the truck bed

hazard marker

yeah

forget a liquor store ok we need more
sake have plenty until next week we need

to get to Sam's market before they run
out of honeydew melons again

I got here

cool this is a surprise so why you run
around in that truck in public

dad I need to ask you

me and you know what would an old
capitalist like me

possibly do lifeguard

home and being alike

I know you're gonna want to say no
father that please just hear me out

JD wants to take you ho ho ho it's a way
for you to be together and spend some

time with each other without the
stereotypes and maybe come to an

understanding of one another

I know you think it's not worth your
time or my but you spend some real time

with you'll learn to see what I see
and learn to appreciate all the great

things he brings to me and the family
like you practice that speech on night

daddy please

you tell your mr. JD that I would be

what I say something wrong

this will force you did and daddy thank
you

you don't know how much this means to
Judy

you don't know

you better Helion go tell them I will

yeah

yeah

wait a minute

solo hang out you

you can't stand this you hate boats

you want to tell me what's going on No

I'm gonna get the boy alone okay I'm
gonna make him appreciate why he gotta

leave my daughter alone and my family my
father always said never marry Japanese

their devious

yeah we give his stubborn to you

that's how we never give up I loved your
father so about the sake forget it

Candace calling a special session early
next week

what is the rush in there be an
investigation look Jenna already told

you that some chemists cough but from a
PR standpoint the sooner the better for

going to get rid of my grown

the news is fresh and we got to spin
Captain ro recklessly put McKenna's

liaison and an innocent training in
mortal danger on another wild-goose

rescue someone is coming in those false
alarm right but that's not our problem

is it

the opportunity is to remove a watchful
eye and when we do you can do whatever

you want with the assets

ok what is making you want from me you
just are witness babe

front and center the special session you
tell the City Council how captain Monroe

nearly k*lled both you and that innocent
training

let's say there's gotta be a better way
I would be flat-out lying and there's

too many holes in my story

well to quote the good councilman if she
doesn't cooperate

the whole island one

no she was out on a rescue without a
certification oh come on that was an

oversight that's all

an oversight will shove right down your
throat

look if you're lucky mineral screw up
again before the session and making it

easier for you but it's still going to
be your show Aloha general

you know that the city council can meet
anytime they want right

they can call anyone in the world but
don't think I'm interested in those who

owns the pickup truck whatever that is
responsible to what went on there

regardless of what Jennifer I got my
guiding all over while the clearest

thing in that picture the channel marker
truck will be any male model

yeah I know the cops think that it was
some local kids on Frank's a you ever a

francs when your kid a couple of
times for the butcher a nasty dead pigs

feet

quick where you better put shoes on and
no one will notice

yeah grandma take my blood put into that
I'm sure she did

see that's the thing

kids teenagers they get bored they don't
want to get caught but these calls have

been going on for a month and getting
more elaborate each time i checked the

reports each one's more site-specific
more dangerous and then the channel

marker

you miss that car and get the required
speed and we would have a few of us in

body bags

this is great how did you talk to father
into it

I didn't have to it was weird you seem
anxious to go

it's not that weird a pretty damn
charming guy you know what I mean you

know

if this works out you might regret it
the more you dig into my family

the harder it is to get up that's
exactly what I want

wait till you meet my bunch back in the
mainland

there is one secret you need to know
about my father we take them out of the

water bill

yeah what's that you can't swim

at all

not a stroke

Sean report of five kids capsizing an
inflatable your co he rocks

- no longer visible all right come on
the line lost them so they're in a deep

draft sailboat and able to close this is
a male young sounding voice

yeah JD kekoa headshot

I need to respond on jetski to a call
Chloe rocks

we have an overturned inflatable five
victims possibly kids and proceed with

caution it could be a bogus call

Ron and Sean sound like a guy's Brian
should show near the rocks any minute

should be long now the guy you're just
keep coming

what you hear is trouble

and then you're right in the middle of
it hey let's get out there

where does your job

not this time you want that's heavy duty
man so this mechanic clown and his own

kid pulling that stuff to take you down

looks that way we'll probably never know
for sure McKenna's not talking and it

son

it's bleeding out in juvenile court but
the point is we found out who was doing

it to put a stop to it

so what about you are you old enough Oh
me I'm cool

yeah dr. doing a test tomorrow kind of a
thumbs-up thumbs-down kind of thing but

hey if it doesn't pan out I can always
do something else right cell surfboards

maybe a little street musician thing I
play a mean blues harp and only need one

here for that stuff

look Zack I know how much Baywatch way
means to you and lifeguarding and I want

you know you're always going to have a
place with us if it's not in the water

being communications or management or
will shun my man appreciate the thought

but zman doesn't go for the handouts

remember the big guy deals I'll handle
it okay

I'm sure you will and i'm not talking
about handouts i am and i know one when

I see one

hey no worries ok boss

I just need the ear back to hang the
shades on

Sean

no matter what he says he's hurting bad

hey let's go kitties

after that hospital food I could really
go for a burger

- Davison

this junk looking for

actually it's a loan from a friend of
auntie Jackson

yeah just a little problem that woman
bring any shame to a family you know

what she wasn't very dead

Holly lifeguard max something that
Jackson

max Jackson well the ball is very
seaworthy

check it out earlier today

i guess i gotta trust you on that one
here you need to put this on before we

cast off

well you're not wearing what well I'm a
very strong swimmer to me like somebody

told you i was in you know what you're
right

both were

ok it's gonna be a great day mr. Tanaka
got beer sake

coleman cooler warm her thermos

not sure which way you like to have
every kind of snack from those little

crackers Keiko assistant

also sushi tuna mackerel

Rooney roast beef sandwiches for me

so what do you say let's get out there
and catch some fish in your party

yeah

yeah

come on sean mckenna was against both of
us you said so yourself

now is the time to strike while he's
weak

you don't think it's gonna give up do
you come on shine

he thinks you are a pompous jerk who's
taking up money and space his opinion of

me isn't any of my business

Oh grow up Shawn when somebody tries to
hurt you have to come back twice as hard

and put them out of business for good
things Act doesn't think like that

oh well that was below the belt we both
know that McKenna was the reason for

this accident Sean he piloted aircraft
you hadn't been on for over a year

you went too fast you ignored your
passengers advice and my orders and in

the end your behavior will be judged the
very least to significantly contributed

to his injury and you're near death
which would have been a done deal that

hadn't been for his heroism

now I would be thankful that mechanic
called off the special session and leave

it at that okay

look shine I know Zach saved my life

I'm not cold that meant something to me

I said thank you

you know honestly I'm as much to blame
as you are for letting you and your

entourage be out there in the beginning

now if there's nothing else Jenna all
I'm asking you sean is to file a lawsuit

against mckenna and his kid

it'll put a scare into them I have told
you many times

yeah yeah yeah you don't believe in
lawsuits well maybe you don't believe in

fire earthquake swarm or hurricanes but
they still sure as hell tear things up

in the real world where the rest of us
live

okay now you're not making any sense and
i do have work to do Jenna I going to do

something about this Sean you can count
on it

and

mmm

does it look like we get much on these
lines

maybe I should repeat that

of course

this isn't exactly what I had in mind
cuz you are sittin on the stern waiting


for strike picking out drinking beer and
sake

I don't know what's wrong with the
autopilot

so this is all topping so seaworthy
after all

guess not but so what right let's break
out the growing light fishy perfect

I don't hold on the Sun I'll take the

roast beef sandwich and a cobia and stop
kissing my butt like some third

classification right

ok

ok

can be damned unpleasant you know that

yeah i know it takes for any practice

oh boy t spill out here in the water
yeah yeah

so this is what attracted you to your
career choice now do love the water but

it wasn't that

so what did you don't care about that
anymore than I do about your stupid side

so you're going to finally start talking
straight

look you want to start yelling at each
other again

I can do that what's the point the point
is I value honesty above every date

about you

yeah I guess

if it takes a conflict to achieve
honesty and why I avoid the conflict

look at you this happy monkey active
yours

it's not really you were because if it
is you are definitely not with my

daughter or anyone else's daughter for
that matter

what are you taking off

Wow looks like you're having an
interesting afternoon

what's that dialing you guys speak into
the good air

hey toddy i'll have a mineral water no I
got it and k*lling them here without all

day

so where's your special friend Peggy

she's at the training center where I
should be a page of friend okay

friend I trust he did indicate wow yeah
sure fine

you studied most swim through the pearly
gates you did they are you go i'll have

another don't worry I'll get him over

I happen to be trying and jumped in
bones and a half step acts like a guy

with you first

stop playing the brave suffering trainee
activity because you and I both know you

are plenty pissed off at me and pull
into feeling sorry for yourself

we clear now whether or not you ever
hear out of that year of yours is

completely unimportant to me but it
should be to you because you can't

control that

and if you continue to waste times
bothering about things you can control

you'll be next

everything for the rest of your
laid-back worth with how that life

however if you're smart enough to take
advantage of an opportunity

you might find that you can change
things

and make a whole lot of cash in the
bargain

sure version of existence is so
perfectly narrow

it's no wonder kekoa count on one hand
the times you smiled or laugh or showed

any enjoyment in life at all

only a child things

life should be enjoyable is this
freaking fishing trip enjoyable not you

know why because you detest me and I
detest fishing because it's the most

boring nothing simple waste the time

life is to be challenged boy to be
wrestled with us to be shaped into

something that your family can feel safe
in the safety is a lie according to you

and so is charity forgiveness empathy
and the pure Nicki pleasure and helping

another human being

making a difference or saving a life
tell me something

what is the monetary value in saving the
life we talking about the measurable

society measures everything boy stop
calling me that

yeah well it's stop thinking like one if
your life-saving profession was so

important so valuable to this earth that
you would be paid

immensely you might even be able to
support a family

Kieko is right you're completely empty
you only care about money

you know what she's damn lucky she found
me at least now she has a man in her

life with the soul

and while you contra pennies will live
in our rewards will be a lot more

important than yours

you remember one thing play because my
daughter I raised her and somewhere

Insider is the seed that will need an
eighth for the warm company waters of

security

part you are so full japanese trap jaw
racism

I like that there's some honesty GD my
ball

no I know your thing peek a special
another

ok ok doesn't that came back you'll
assign that whole to me and I should

have the joy and experience of catching
that fish

so give me here with the BF be back on
the buckle in this big m*ssile soccer

really help it

ready ready very good

where's your BF day over there

all right i'll get any buckle it up
there right

ok

the gold

co-star card this is the chief alive a
man overboard degrees minutes

north

degrees <operand] five </operand]
minutes west of your location

ok

yeah

puzzle over here



yeah

yeah

come on you know crazy oh man I whoa
what yeah i die i won't play you

yeah

yeah

huh you stubborn and prideful cake

ok

Jenna cat named zach has a plaintiff in
this case that implicitly involves

Baywatch why and myself and I was very
clear about how I feel about lawsuits in

general and your liability in this case
specifically

mm that's too bad John it's already been
done my lawyer works very quickly making

has already been served and undo it

no Sean I didn't realize you were so
crazy about this course you couldn't

why would she tell you you obviously
wanted me to make a gesture toward zack

and I did

now if through my actions he no longer
has a career in life-saving then at

least this action might afford them some
financial security

Zach this job was never about making
money and money can't make up for not

having it

oh god Sean that is not the point I look
me in the eyes here's a key if you can

look me in the eyes and tell me that
taking more money from this bad guy and

his misguided something you ever dreamed
about making life-saving will satisfy

what drove you here to train in the
beginning and you're not the person that

I thought you were a man i was flipped
out she got me drunk

I think that that is the biggest bunch
of baloney that I have ever heard

Sean we all know that cash is America's
favorite comfort food and the quickest

way for most people to get that is a big
fat lawsuit and Jenna you are exactly

the person that I thought you were

thank you shine

finally a compliment from the world's
most boring man

hey let's go see if we got a response
yet dogs on their last legs are quickly

and I think I'm gonna stay here and help

okay suit yourself but you're just gonna
have to let me know which lifeguard

charity you want your million to go to
the house of a man huh

suddenly a whole lot better yes

councilman McKenna's office please

my god you're both soaked

what happened

be h yeah really big fish and got away

- okay

anyway dad let me get you home moms
anxious to see you should need to hold

that

nice suit

so I'll see you later right you got it

what really happened out there

big fish

guys are some strange

el capitan

hot news item from the cr*ck ENT team at
Queen's Hospital

a man is back in stereo they said
they've never seen an eardrum heal this

bad

I should be good for the water in two
weeks that's wonderful

great it's nice to have my favorite pain
in the butt back

haha high praise from the most boring
man in the world

what was that about

it's a long stupid boring story

yeah

Judy

are you doing

I'm good mr. Tanaka how are you know mr.
Tanaka

ok he did a key he taking of course need
a key

I came to tell you that i owe a great
debt of gratitude that I can never repay

you saved my life and in the process I
learned a great deal about my own

mortality and my own arrogance

Oh for you

enough with the cards maybe one day we
can play again sunday sometime

I would like that very much I also
gained a deeper appreciation of the work

you do and a much better understanding
of the affection that my daughter kayla

has for you

thank you now I want to be very very
clear

much has changed much has stayed the
same

JD

you will never be a banker or an
industrialist for a silicon valley

entrepreneur but you've made it very
clear to me that that is not your desire

but therefore therefore you will never
be able to give the comfort the security

and the safety that my daughter needs

it's not God

this is not a slight against you

JD this is the truth and if you love kit
car as much as you say you do then you

will accept the truth

have you seen the advertiser McKenna
resign

Jenna Abbott was appointed temporary
City Councilwoman

this isn't good huh I saw it but a bride

it's not that bad what is it you want
told me you'd rather have a rat in the

house and a mongoose

because you know what the rattle do
nobody knows what a mongoose does

I never said that yeah I know but it
sounds like something you say see him

across saturday yeah you can count on it

run some rocks around you

you think you're pretty clever don't you

my lawyer drops the last year

McKenna resins I could appoint all
engineers over the lifeguard

maybe you're not as boring as hell

I never thought I was you know the first
thing that I'm going to do is added that

help your training

I'm not surprised by the way I'm

yeah

yeah

I

what you get

yeah

and

yeah

yeah
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