Grr!
As we remember, the epicentre
of tourism for our fair village
was the giant ball of twine.
That is,
until someone unwound it.
Boo!
I only did it
to stop a rock slide
from steamrolling the town!
I remember it
like it was yesterday.
No time for a flashback!
We need to reinvigorate tourism!
Suggestions?
What if we sold T-shirts
for the town?
- Get our name out there!
- Great idea!
Just one quick question.
What is the name of our town?
ALL: Uh...
Our village must have a name.
And I know just how to find out!
Everyone, to the library!
Or I could
just look it up online.
But the library's
an important resource,
with its card catalogues
and cabinets full of microfiche!
- Found it!
- Yeah!
- Oh...
- Our town was orinagilly called
Badgerville,
named after its founder,
Jebediah Badger.
He was a ruthless bank owner
and land developer,
who seized power
by manipulating the system.
Good thing
we don't let people like that
run our city any more...
(Nervous laugh)
He kicked people
out of their homes
just to develop on their land
and expand his fortune.
Eventually,
our ancestors rebelled,
chasing him out of town!
Then they tore down the signs
bearing his image
and the town's name.
Afterward, they were too lazy
to hang up new ones.
So I guess, technically,
it's still called Badgerville.
That's impossible!
Jebediah Badger was...
my great-great-grandfather!
(Gasp)
My ancestor was... "the man!"
Jebediah Badger stood for
everything I hate in this world,
abuse of power, oppression,
shoddy sign construction...
You had nothing to do with him,
so it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
I guess I overreacted.
Thanks, Amy.
I feel like everyone's
looking at me funny.
How's that different?
Because now it's not paranoia.
People, I don't even agree
with Jebediah Badger!
I try and help everyone.
I must've saved that
walrus baby, like, times!
Don't you talk about my baby.
We can't stand idly by
and let our town be named after
some no-good, stinkin' badger.
We need a new name
for our village!
I agree! Let's put
our heads together and -
(Screams) She's coming for us!
(Screaming)
(Sighs) Maybe it's best
if I lay low for a bit.
Amy, you go make sure they don't
name the town something stupid.
How about we name it
Shimmydown Town?
No way. It's gotta be something
with pizzazz, like Sonic-Topia.
Nah, it should have a strong,
intimidating name, like...
Knuckles. I've always liked
that one for some reason.
It should be a name that sounds
nice and boosts our image.
Something like Pleasant Valley.
(Murmurs)
Intentionally vague,
bordering on misleading,
but not open to legal dispute.
It's perfect!
(Cheering)
Not so fast!
- (Murmurs)
- Everybody chillax.
I'm not here to fight. I heard
we need a new name for our town.
And I found the perfect option.
- Eggman City!
- I like it!
What? No! That's terrible.
We're not naming it Eggman City.
Who made you king?
I say, let the people decide!
- (Cheering)
- Yeah!
But the people just decided.
Everybody liked Pleasant Valley!
You can't just declare
a new name.
You need to draw up
a proposition
and hold a referendum.
There's a process!
Unless you want to be all...
Jebediah Badger about it.
Boo!
(Hisses)
From the rolling meadows
to the beautiful beaches
to that perpetual dumpster fire
behind Meh Burger,
there's something for everyone
in a place
called Pleasant Valley!
- (Loud feedback)
- Ow!
Y'all ready for Eggman City?
(Resounding silence)
First order of business,
free T-shirts!
Calm down. There's enough swag
for everyone.
(Sigh)
Citizens for Pleasant Valley.
(Growls)
Hey! This isn't a library!
- Hey! This isn't a library.
- But... this is a library.
Obviously you don't understand
parallel construction jokes.
(Sigh)
Amy Rose thinks we should name
our town Pleasant Valley.
But did you know that Amy Rose
is an associate of known
conspiracy theorist
and descendant of Jebediah
Badger, Sticks the Badger?
What else is Amy Rose hiding?
Paid for by citizens
who'd prefer Eggman City.
I can't take this any more!
Well, I've done everything
I can. Now we just have to vote
and hope people
make the right decision.
Have a little faith
in the democratic process.
- It always comes through!
- It's a landslide!
Eggman City triumphs
with a record % of the vote!
Let's talk to the man
of the hour, Dr Eggman!
Thank you, Soar. I also want to
thank all the villagers
who were swayed
by my charismatic campaign
and voted without actually
reading the proposition itself.
And why would they? Your
commercials and free T-shirts
stated the point so clearly!
Yes, well, what the T-shirts
failed to mention was that
hidden within the ordinance
was a clause
to give me absolute power!
You chumps just elected me
your supreme leader!
(Evil laugh)
Oh, by the way,
I'm shutting down the media.
- Ain't our system grand, boys?
- You'll need a cabinet.
Might I submit my resumé
for Secretary of the Interior?
And can I be water commissioner?
They get all the chicks.
Now that I'm in charge,
I have big plans.
Yes, yes! Collect my trash
in a timely fashion!
(Evil laugh)
I also have big plans for
the city. It's demolition time!
(Screaming)
What the heck
do you think you're doing?
Clearing space for my new
theme park, of course!
Which, by the way,
will be great for tourism.
- You're welcome.
- What about the villagers?
They can work at the theme park
or visit it!
See? It's all good.
Now move along.
Need I remind you that
I was elected supreme leader?
What I'm doing is
within the letter of the law
and you can't stop me!
I'll find a way to stop you
legally, Eggman!
Everyone,
come with me to the library!
(Whistling)
Fine, I'll go myself.
(Sighs of relief)
Shh!
(Snoring)
- That's it!
- Shh!
Sticks, I've got great...
Whoa, what are you doing?
This town's no place
for a badger like me.
You have no idea
how wrong you are.
I discovered that even though
Jebediah was run out of town,
he never relinquished
ownership of the land.
- That greedy, no-good...
- Don't you see?
That means, legally,
the land belongs to Jebediah
Badger's only descendant, you!
I own the village?
And everything in it?
- Uh-huh.
- The stores? The houses?
- Yep.
- The mind-reading antennae
cleverly disguised as trees?
The invisible tower where
the government hides aliens?
The factory where they create
our duplicates
so they can replace us
with pod people?
If any of those things existed,
you'd own 'em.
Let's go kick Eggman
out of my village,
unless you're
the pod version of Amy,
then you can wait here.
If we demolish the youth centre,
I can double the size
- of my funnel cake stand!
- Come on, Eggman!
You can't just destroy
the village.
Sorry, I can't hear you over the
noise of building a theme park!
Wait!
According to these records,
Sticks is the true owner
of the village!
So you're saying our votes
don't mean anything?
Exactly!
None of your votes matter!
Boo!
But I'm giving the town
back to the people!
(Cheering)
And I figured it all out thanks
to the wonders of the library!
- Boo!
- It's over, Eggman.
I don't care if you nullified
my term as supreme ruler.
That youth centre's going down!
Oh...
Outta the way!
Come on, kids.
Move it or lose it!
You can finish colouring later!
What? No!
Stupid thing's stuck!
- You win this time...
- We pretty much win every time.
I guess we owe you an apology,
Sticks. After your heroics,
we'd be honoured
to keep the name Badgerville.
(Cheering)
Nah, that's OK.
Let's name the village
after someone who deserves it.
Someone selfless and honourable.
I say we call it
Hedgehog Village.
Wow, Sticks. Naming the town
after me? You shouldn't have.
I mean,
I get why you'd want to, but...
Not after you! After my good
friend, Amy Rose the Hedgehog,
who always stood by me,
no matter what.
- Aw!
- Aw!
You sure you don't want
to call it Knuckles?
I've always liked it
for some reason.
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Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.
Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.