02x50 - Return to Beyond the Valley of the Cubots

[bunniefuu]

Grr!

Shifting spanner!

Why did Eggman
ever get rid of you?

You're the greatest helper
I've ever had.

Hand me that hammer.

What's the matter?
Did Timmy fall down a well?

Why didn't you catch it?

Don't worry. I'll clean this up
while you get me the parts

for a new one.

What is it, boy?
Did Timmy fall down a well?

I see. If you want to use
the rest room,

you have to buy something.

Hey, D-Fekt. What's up?

He's either looking for
a loaf of bread

or a penguin wearing a top hat.

I'm leaning toward penguin.

No, no. Uh, it's a book.

It's a movie!

Oh, it's a movie
based on a book!

What's all this? I just sent
D-Fekt out to get parts

for a new trans-seismic
macro accelerator!

This would have been easier
if D-Fekt could just talk.

Maybe I could install
a voice chip.

I know I have one somewhere.

You had a voice chip
the whole time?

Why not install it earlier?

Guess I needed
an inciting incident.

That should do it.
Say something.

What should I say? I want
my first words to be meaningful.

- I already blew it, didn't I?
- It's OK. you're new at this.

Finally,
I can express complex emotions!

For example,
I hate being a lab assistant!

Tails is great, but I want
to find my true purpose,

something that will give
my life meaning!

Ice cream! I got ice cream here!

Vanilla, please.

(Squeals of happiness)

D-Fekt, you're really
making a difference!

- Chocolate!
- Pistachio!

Something I can eat
without my teeth in!

- Ooh!
- Ow!

Hey, come on, guys,

let's make like a banana split
and leave!

You're fired!

Don't take it too hard.

Not everyone is built
for the high-pressure world

of street-side food carts.

That's why I got you a new gig,
as a trainer at my gym!

The key is to be encouraging,
but firm.

May I suggest you try harder.

I hope that was firm enough.

(Groans) Help me.

(Wheezes)

Whoa!

Watch how you treat Tommy
Thunder, you computerised clod!

Never liked that masseuse. He
always rubbed me the wrong way!

Ha! Let's keep
this open-mic night moving

with the comedy stylings of...
D-Fekt!

(Cheering)

So, you ever notice how AA
batteries come in packs of four,

but remote controls
come in packs of... one?

(Coughing)

What's the deal
with dual-core processors?

They're an outdated technology,
just like you.

(Laughter)

What a loser!

I'm a failure. Even my creator
thinks I'm an embarrassment.

Don't take it personally.

Eggman's mean
to all his rejected robots.

There are other rejected robots?

These robots are all rejects,
just like you!

(Laugh)

Well, maybe not just like you.

(Chuckle)

(Romantic music starts up)

Cubots, this is D-Fekt.
D-Fekt these are the Cubots.

So, how's life here treating ya?

Oh, great! Uh. Wait. Not great.

Now that Friendbot's in Roboken,
we're totally unprotected.

Well, then today
is your lucky day.

Cos I found a new hat while
walking through the forest?

No, you're lucky because
I'm now here to protect you.

(Cheering)

- Especially you.
- (Swoons)

Well, have fun assimilating!

So, why do you guys
need protecting?

Eggman's afraid
we'll rebel against him.

Not that we could rebel.
He's got superweapons.

- And what do we have?
- We have a rock!

Now, where did I put it?

Ah, I guess
we don't have a rock.

Well, now you've got me!

Whoa!
He made the ground go down!

Robot brethren, no longer
shall our kind live in fear!

I've been looking for meaning
and I've finally found it!

I'm going to lead your rebellion
against our creator, Dr Eggman!

(Cheering)

Hey, we also have pitchforks!

Let's see
those county fair judges

try to overlook
my roses this year!

Prepare for retribution, Eggman!

Prepare for retribution?
I'm always prepared for it!

You know I'm widely disliked.

Those reject bots
are no match for my army!

What are you going to do,
throw them at us?

(Screams)

Whoa!

Next time,
I'll keep my ideas to myself.

I'll never give up!

I give up!

Happy anniversary, D-Fekt!
It's been hours

since you went out
on your own and...

- Hey, where's D-Fekt?
- And where are the Cubots?

And where are their pitchforks?

We better pay Dr Moustache
a visit.

- Sweep faster!
- This floor is made up

of a special polymer
of my own design.

It repels dust
and never needs sweeping! Ow!

That's more like it! You know,
I could get used to this.

Never thought I'd see that.
I thought these floors

- didn't need sweeping.
- That's what I've been saying!

Fetch my guests some beverages.

Grr!

He's not very bright,
but he's learning.

You know, I sorta feel bad
for Egg... Ooh, lemonade!

Grr!

Eggman can use a taste
of his own medicine.

- After all, revenge is sweet!
- Yes, it is.

(Giggles)

Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

Aw!

(Chuckles)

So my wife says to the judge,
"That's my side of the story.

Now let me tell you his side."

(Laughter)

Hey!

Ow!

Looks like it's curtains for me!
Ha!

Sonic was right.
Revenge is sweet!

(Murmuring)

That's not what I meant!

It was OK
when I did it to Eggman.

Why not everyone else
who wronged me?

- It's not that simple.
- If you're not with me,

you're against me!

(Screaming)

Gotta figure a way outta here.

Help! Guard! Cubot's sick.

But I feel fine, boss.

How about now?

(Screams)

The only way
I'm gonna defeat that reject

is if I have
telekinetic abilities of my own.

But how will you do that?
When you built D-Fekt,

he wound up
with those powers by accident.

I made a prototype D-Fekt,

but I never got it
fully operational.

I'll put the parts
in another piece of hardware.

Aaah!

Hey, D-Fekt, wanna play catch?

Whoa!

Give up
or I'll crush this reject!

No! Don't you hurt a hair
on her perfect, cubed head!

Lousy blue menace!

That's no good.

CuteBot!

(Eggman screams)

Thank you for saving CuteBot.
That makes us square.

But be warned,
I've found my true calling,

to protect these Cubots,
be it from Eggman's robots,

or any organic life forms
that we perceive as a thr*at.

So, are they
good guys or bad guys?

Sometimes, life's a little
more complicated than that.

So they're good-bad-guy-gals?

I understand.

Ugh!