01x03 - Slow Hand

[bunniefuu]

There were thousands of soldiers

waiting for me to deliver
supplies and weapons.

You really think you're
the guy to step into this?

How badly does the director
want this w*r funded?

You do everything like we said.

You walk in and out
like you own the place.

We can't just wait
around for him to k*ll us.

- What you got in that bag?
- Nothing.

Well, I guess you
ain't no one-hit wonder

after all, is you?

Take that f*cking backpack.

♪ Easy, ready, willing, overtime ♪

♪ Where does it stop? ♪

♪ Where do you dare
me to draw the line? ♪

♪ You've got the body,
now you want my soul ♪

♪ Don't even think about it ♪

♪ Say no go ♪

♪ Yeah, I, I-I ♪

♪ I'll do anything ♪

♪ That you want me to ♪

♪ Yeah, I, I-I ♪

♪ Do almost anything ♪

♪ That you want me to, ooh ♪

♪ Yeah, but I can't go for that ♪

♪ No-o-o, No can do ♪

♪ I can't go for that, no ♪

♪ No can do ♪

♪ I can't go for that, no ♪

♪ No can do ♪

♪ I can't go for that,
can't go for that ♪

♪ Can't go for that, can't go for that ♪

♪ I can go for being twice as nice ♪

♪ I can go for just repeating
the same old lines ♪

Yo, young blood, they
f*ck up your sh*t already?

I saw you talking to 'em.

You be really careful
about what you saying now.

♪ I, I-I ♪

♪ I'll do anything ♪

Be real easy to set me up.

♪ Want me to, yeah, I-I ♪

You a smooth talker,

but you don't know sh*t about business.

You poach customers,
you gonna get blowback.

I imagine your connect ain't
gonna be too happy about that.

Question is, what you
willing to do about it?

♪ I can't go for that, no ♪

♪ No can do ♪

♪ I can't go for that,
can't go for that ♪

Who are they?

Now, why in the f*ck
would I tell you that?

Because I'm asking.

Nicely.

I tell you who they are...

Next time I'm buying,
you be real nice to me.

You feel me?

Uh-huh.

Lenny and Ray-Ray.

Lenny and Ray-Ray.

They hooked up?

Western Tribe.

Ask around. You'll find 'em.

♪ Yeah, but I can't go for that ♪

Happy hunting, baby.

♪ No can do, I can't go for that ♪

♪ I can't go for that ♪

I liked the other place better.

Me, too.

Oh, no, that's fine.
Yeah, just go right ahead.

These are decommissioned?

Well, no, I just lifted
'em from the armory.

You think anyone's gonna notice?

They're decommissioned.

They're on their way to
destruction at Anniston.

How'd you...

I'm gonna redirect a smaller shipment,

call it an error, and
this batch is just gonna...

It seems like a lot
of work for some g*ns.

You didn't tell him?

You getting it now, kemosabe?

No deal.

What?

I don't want any weapons that
could be linked back to the U.S.

You have any idea what I went through

to get these f*ckers loose?

I'm sorry that Logan wasted your time.

Oh, no, man. You're
wasting my f*cking time.

Hey, give us a minute. Okay?

A minute.

This was the only way
to get rocket launchers.

And when some New York
Times reporter comes down there

to write about the conflict,
traces those serial numbers

back to El Toro, and
then to that f*ck-wit,

whose name do you think he's
gonna sing to get out of it?

No one's gonna check the serial numbers.

I did.

Well, how are we gonna
fight the communists

if we don't have any f*cking weapons?

Okay.

You have a problem
with the serial numbers.

- Yeah, and the crates.
- Okay.

We'll repack them.

Once we get them down there,

I'll have my guys grind out the numbers.

Problem solved.

Okay, before we go, you
and I, we get power tools.

We grind the numbers out ourselves.

Then we take them down.

Just us? Do have any idea
how long that'll take?

Pedro, does Hector have kids?

Told you not to use this
sh*thole. f*cking ants.

They're everywhere.

Can you focus for once, please?

The only way to keep your
father's eyes off of us

is to k*ll one of these five.

Make it look like they
took the money and ran.

- So does Hector have a family?
- Yeah, but Hector's a bitch.

Father will be happy to think he did it.

- So he doesn't have kids?
- No, he's got four of them.

They'll all be better off without him.

Ya te dije no families.

Okay, then Ron's out, too.

- Tomás or Enrique?
- Tomás.

- Why not Enrique?
- Because Enrique works security.

Just did six years for manslaughter.

And Tomás is a delivery boy.

That one.

Just tell us when it's done.

By myself?

Why not? You already k*lled someone.

Reason we're in this f*cking spot.

I didn't have a choice, ese.

You don't have one now.

Where my hot comb?

Lorraine, did you take
my... Who took my hot comb?

Woodpeckers
got like extra-thick heads

- for the pecking.
- For real?

- 'Sup, y'all?
- Hey, Franklin.

And that's why you a peckerhead.

- 'Sup, man?
- You a peckerhead!

- What's up?
- Oh! Franklin!

- How you doing, honey?
- Hi, Marla.

Oh!

Ooh. Oh.

Now, who dotted your eye? Hope
you ain't out there scrapping.

No, ma'am.

Just caught an elbow playing ball.

Oh, you lying.

You shut your mouth, boy.

Now, this one here got
his head on straight.

See, you might learn a
thing or two from him.

- Yeah, a'ight.
- Yeah, a'ight.

Hello.

Yeah, a'ight.

Know about somebody lying,
don't you? Just like your daddy.

You know about that, don't you?

Look like you been up to some sh*t.

Where your toys? Clean up this house!

I'm sick of this house
looking like this.

Hey, that never would've
happened you had me there.

f*ck. Oh, sorry, man. My bad.

I was gonna hit you
up after a couple runs,

once sh*t got real.

Guess sh*t pretty real now, huh?

And you got to hand over all that money?

sh*t, I got you.

How you want to handle it?

Thought you might know somebody.

Well, they ain't gonna
work for free, homie.

Vete a la Gran Puta!

It's gonna take forever.
My people are waiting.

We don't have time for this sh*t.

The sooner we get the numbers
off...

...the sooner
I can vet the customs guy,

sooner we can go!

Hello.

Uh, speaking.

I'm s... what? When?

Are... you sure?

In... in L.A.?

Uh, no, no, no. Um...
I-I'll take care of it.

Thank you.

Hey, I got to
take care of something.

I'll be right back.

You a'ight?

Yeah, just headache.

- How much further?
- Right here.

b*at that ass.

He's scared, look.

b*at that ass.

You can't work here, bruh.

- Hey, b*at that bitch.
- You trying to run?

- Naw, bring that ass over here.
- Get him, get him.

- k*ll him, J.J.
- What I'm talkin' 'bout.

Hey, lookit. Look at them
run, look at them run.

- You ain't going nowhere.
- f*ck him up, J.J.

- You know it.
- f*ck him up, J.J.

I got it, I got it.
Ah, watch it, watch it.

Damn, man.

♪♪

Leon Simmons, huh?

Lil Leon.

I ain't seen you since Wayside.

Kept in solitary for
scrapping with the cholos.

They was always trying me.

Yeah, you try that sh*t
in Tehachapi, n*gga,

they'll eat your ass for a snack, homie.

f*ck y'all want?

You want to make some ends?

Look, somethin' got took,
and we need to get it back.

- What they take?
- Doesn't matter.

Well, then roll up out
of here, n*gga. You up.

Hey.

Who it is done the taking?

Couple hustlers.

Lenny and Ray-Ray.
Lenny drive a Cutlass.

Yeah, Lenny and Ray-Ray.

Some old punk m*therf*ckers, man.

Yep.

A'ight. Let's roll.

Uh-huh, there it is, see?

We was just hoping you
could tell us where they at.

Oh, yeah?

You take shotgun, Lil Leon.

Leon's my name.

Yeah. You got it.

Leon.

Hey.
Can you do that one?

Or this? Yes. Can you put that?

Hey. Hi.

Look at this, look at this.

Hi.

Wow. Hi.

Oh, my God.

- He got so big.
- Yeah.

Hey. Wow.

Yeah, I know. It's a good color.

- Hey, buddy.
- Um, I think that this one

is supposed to be us.

Yeah.

He's really talented.

- How was the flight?
- Oh, long.

Did you give Mom a hard time?

No, he was great.

He stared out the window,
barely made a sound.

He slept.

- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

- You don't get that from me.
- I know.

But I kept the barf bags
very close by just in case.

I...

Wow.

You look good, Teddy.

I feel good.

I'm sorry, uh, you
didn't get my messages.

No, that's... that's my fault.
I've been running around.

Yeah, the rest of my
week was sh-shaping up

- to be kind of quiet.
- Yeah.

It seemed like if we were
ever gonna do this, then I...

Jules, it's wonderful.

Mm.

I was trying
to get the A.C. going.

Oh, yeah, it's kind of...
Kind of been on the fritz,

but, uh, it cools off at night.

Actually, there's this, uh, this park.

This... we should go.
Does... does he like trains?

Of course. You're not busy?

No, nothing that can't wait. I just...

I thought you said you
were running around crazy.

No, no, I didn't say "crazy."

But you're not doing
Iranian traveler debriefs.

What did James tell you?

He said quite a lot without
actually saying anything.

You know...

I suppose that pretty much says it all.

Uh-huh.

So... what's going on out here, Teddy?

They both live here?

Nah, just Lenny up in there.

How you know he got the cash?

Oh, trust me... Lenny
got your sh*t, homie,

'cause Ray-Ray's a bitch.

Hey, what's the plan?

A'ight.

What the f*ck you doing?

Hey, Lenny! Open up the door, homie!

I got your little bitch out here.

Hey, Lenny!

Man, what bitch you talking...

Uhh!

- Get your ass down.
- Close the door.

Grab that extension cord, homie.

Tie his ass up.

- f*ckin' b*tches.
- Stop moving! Put your arm up.

Yeah, just like that, homie.

This little punk again, huh?

Ah, he's back for more.

Thought we f*cked you up
before, huh?

Huh?

ÿSí?

Delicioso.

Oh.

I smell b*tches in here.

Sticky fiddling ass n*gga.

f*ck wrong with you,
Jheri-curl-looking m*therf*cker?

You HTB?

Y'all to the curb asses

need to the get the f*ck up out of here.

Where's my money, man?

Up your mama's p*ssy.

Hey, Frank, I can't find nothing.

'Cause, dumbass, I don't keep
no f*cking money here... ever.

Oh, look! f*ck this
sh*t! Hey, you some stupid

Frankenstein humming m*therf*cker,

stop eating my sh*t.

- What you say to me, homie?
- You heard me, m*therf*cker.

Naw, I don't I can hear
you from way back there.

- Come a little closer then.
- Yeah? Say that sh*t again.

f*ck you...

- f*ck me, huh?
- Mm-hmm.

Keep talking.

Hey, look. Hey, now
we both can hum, homie.

Go say somethin'. Keep hummin'.

Mm-mm. Mm, mm, mm.

Find anything?

Hey, now what it is we looking for?

Hey, what we talking 'bout, man?

- Just a couple grand.
- How much?

Couple grand.

His dumb ass keep his hoes all
over the place.

Them b*tches steal anything, n*gga.

But you... Yeah, you all alone, homie.

You ain't got nobody, huh?

Where the f*ck them ends at, fool?

Hey, I got another song
you would like, though.

Whoa, hold up!

Let me holla at him for a sec.

No, talk time is over.
Just bust his ass.

Can't tell us a damn thing if he dead.

g*dd*mn, you soft as baby sh*t, bro.

Hey, you hear that? You got some ol'

soft-serve ice cream
ass n*gg*s with you, bro.

I don't see no cupcake makers, man.

Hey, you don't like me
eating your food, huh?

f*ck your janky-ass food, homie!

n*gga, f*ck this sh*t!

n*gga. f*ck this sh*t!

It ain't got to be like this.

Yeah, homie. f*ck all this
sh*t!

Janky-ass place.

I'm gonna k*ll you, n*gga.

I'll mess all the stuff in here up!

You want to end up dead, man? Huh?

- Yeah, "F" me, huh?
- Over what?

A few bills that you jacked off of me?

I'll f*ck all this sh*t up!

Just give it over.

Learn how to clean your house, fool.

You see that man?

You next.

Where's my money?

Yeah.

It's not that funny.

You don't even like to take aspirin.

Okay, this doesn't require me
actually taking any cocaine.

I think he's really enjoy this.

Yeah, he... he likes being in motion.

Teddy...

It's a rich white man's drug.

You know? It's for
celebrities and spoiled kids.

Tell that to the coroners in Miami.

That's not gonna happen.

Not here, not if I'm
controlling who's buying

and who's selling, you know?

This could turn the
entire tide of the w*r.

Okay, as a colleague, I can
kind of grasp that rationale.

But it's a little unnerving
that you won't at least

acknowledge how... crazy this is.

Look, I get the faintest
whiff that something's off,

and I shut it down, walk away.

This... it... it's not even
gonna come back to the agency.

It's not just the
agency I'm worried about.

Okay, it's not gonna
come back to me either.

It's not just you I'm worried about.

Okay, let's just say for a moment

this is even possible.

Have you considered what
running something this dangerous

will do to you?

Mentally.

Come on, that...

I'm fine.

I'm in a much better place now.

Yeah, because you've been laying low.

But what happens when
this thing ramps up?

Which it will. You
don't remember Tehran?

Why do you have to put
yourself in this position?

Because it's important.

'Cause the country's asking me to do it.

I... I mean, I thought that's
what we were doing here.

Yeah, I guess it is.

Go. Go make your call.

It's fine, really. Go.

Uh...

- It'll just take a second.
- Mm-hmm.

He really is getting so big.

- Hello.
- Hey, how's it going?

It's gonna take me days if I
have to do all these myself.

Where the hell are you?

Listen, I just need a little more time.

How much?

I'm not sure, but, uh, I'm
gonna try to get back soon.

Anything else?

Uh, no.

Great.

You're doing so good.

Hmm?

Y'all been here all day, man.

Hey. You ain't find nothin'?

I promise you it's not up there, homie.

Man, I told you.

He wasn't gonna give up on nothin'.

Wake up, homie.

Franklin.

My money's got to be here.

Lenny.

Shh, shh.

Come on, let's get it, bruh.

We're going to Fox
Hills Mall and pick up some Staceys.

Come on, bruh, they gon' sell out.

You in there? Let's go!

Lenny!

This a bitch.

I'm out.

No time for this sh*t, man. Move.

Hey, you don't like my humming, huh?

- Hold up.
- Get out my face, bruh!

f*ck you like my humming now?

Breathe, n*gga.

- Stand up, n*gga.
- Ohh!

Where my money at, homie?!

- Where the f*ck is my money?
- f*ck you!

Oh, God. f*ck this sh*t.

- The f*ck you doing?
- Shut the f*ck up.

f*ck off of me!

Shut your ass up!

- Get the f*ck off of me!
- f*ck up, n*gga.

n*gga, get off! Aah!

You don't know where the money at, huh?

This is f*cked.

You're kidding me.

He's a pinche maricón?

So, is it done?

- No.
- Why not?

- Didn't want to.
- You couldn't take them?

You could have waited till he was alone.

Dije no families.

He's a pinche maricón.

You should have just taken both of them.

It wasn't right, carajo.

Or maybe I should just go to my father.

Tell him you k*lled Max.

Okay.

You want me dead?

Do it right now.

- Yeah, you don't think I'll do it?
- Ándele.

- You don't think I'll do it?
- Stop it!

Should be Enrique.

No, I told you Enrique's a k*ller.

I'll do it, Lucia.

Pero you're both going to be there.

Watch it happen.

Cuando estes listo.

- Get off me!
- f*ck your sh*t!

- Shut your ass up.
- Get the f*ck off me.

Shut your ass up, n*gga.

- Yeah, talk sh*t now.
- The f*ck you doing?

- Shut your ass up.
- The f*ck, man?

- Uh-huh.
- What are you doing?

- Get your ass down, yeah.
- What now?

What now? Where the money at, homie?

- Where that money at?
- He's k*lling him, man.

Talk sh*t now. Say something.

- Get off me, man.
- f*ck me, huh?

Say something now.

sh*t.

What?

He ain't k*lling him.

He... He giving it to him.

Say something.

Not what you were hoping for?

Is he out?

No.

I don't know.

It's been a huge day for him.

He'll be okay.

You should go, Teddy.

No, that's okay. Uh, hey, you hungry?

There's this great Mexican place.

No.

I'm telling you you should go.

Go do what it is that you need to do.

Um, let us stay the night here,

and then we'll be gone in the morning.

Wait, what?

Uh, what?

You don't have to do this.

- Do what?
- This.

This thing that we do, where you tell me

what you think I want to hear
instead of telling me the truth.

Okay.

Uh, what's the truth?

That we were stationed
together, and it was...

It was f*cking great.

It was romantic and
exotic, and I got pregnant.

And instead of telling
me you weren't ready,

you told me you loved me.

Bec... I do.

I love you. I love both of you.

I know.

And I know that being sent
to L.A. wasn't your choice.

Yeah, that's right.
It wasn't my... choice.

But now you're making
a choice to dig in here

and be a part of something
that I can't support.

Okay, look. I think that you're making

way more of this than
it... It's gonna be.

Teddy, I think you are
making way too little of it.

Look.

I have money.

I have plenty of support.

We'll be fine. We are fine.

We're fine.

If this is what you need
to do, if this is what

you think the country needs
you to do, Teddy, then do it.

Please, come on, let's...

...talk about this
when I get back to D.C.

You want to come back to D.C.?

Come on.

You know where we are.

It's not a bad thing, Teddy.

Hey, buddy.

I love you.

Now go to sleep.

Yeah.

Okay.

Can I keep this?

Go to sleep.

Couple grand, huh?

Karvel, hold up. That's my money.

Órale.

Know what?
Maybe you can

stay in the stash house,
watch over everything.

Long as you don't mind the ants.

Why wrestling?

Can't be the money.

I just like it.

Those luchadores
were my heroes growing up.

What did you think it was going to be?

Fame?

Ladies.

I thought...

it would make me feel...

good.

And it doesn't?

Un carro.

- Pedro.
- What the f*ck?

Shh. Look.

- He's big, that vato.
- Told you he's security.

Okay, look. I'll go to the door.

He'll let me in. I'll make
sure the door's unlocked.

You two go in behind me.

Órale.

Dale.

Dale.

Just wait till I'm inside.

Mnh-mnh.

So, run it down.

What happened?

Nothin' that can't be handled.

Y'all gonna save me some?

Claudia?

Nah. Somethin' else.

What you need?

I need a g*n.

Stop.

You sure about that?

I ain't your f*cking mama, man.

You take that g*n out of this house,

you better be ready to use it.

You pull it, you hesitate,
that's your funeral.

And if you make that mistake

and your mama show up here,

wilin' out of her mind...

You can be sure...

she'll know that I wasn't the
one that gave you that piece.

Ah!

You see, son...

Hey. Where have you been all day?

Cho's.

- Hmm?
- Oh, it's fine.

Some shelves fell on me.

Oh, my God. Let me see.

It's fine. Just kind of sore.

Well, then you should think
about getting a different job.

Yeah.

Thinking about that.

You sure you're okay?

Just tired.

It just might work.

This is the good part.

Jumped off the balcony.

What'chu talkin' about, Dad?

I love this.