Father-in-law,
ready to go back to work?
Yeah. Nothing happens by itself!
Today, there's dessert.
Em, no.
No, I'm good, thanks.
There's people
who made dessert,
the least you can do
is stay and eat it.
I'm sick of you behaving
like pigs with everyone
just because you
have responsibilities!
If you ask that nicely...
What is that thing?
It's a blueberry pie!
Why, do you hate it?
Calm down !
Why are you attacking me?
'Cause you're looking at it
like it's manure!
Why do you care anyway?
You're not the one who
made it, are you?
- Well, indeed I am.
- Oh, right.
She was on it all morning.
You make pies, now.
So what? Is it forbidden?!
Holy cow, it doesn't
make you more pleasant!
There has to be eighty
minions in the castle
and you're the one cooking?
It calms me!
What are you waiting for?
Cut it before night falls!
You're not saying anything.
We're not able to.
No, the fruit is okay...
You don't have to
b*at around the bush,
if it's not good,
just say it.
- It's not good.
- Thank you.
You asked!
I didn't ask you!
The pastry is
probably a bit dry...
Probably, yeah.
It must have an impact.
I want to make pie, there.
Don't make me justify myself!
We won't, as long as you
don't make us eat them.
I always dreamed of baking
pies for my grandchildren.
But i don't have any grandchildren!
They never come.
I wait, I wait, nothing!
If you welcome them with that,
they might never come.
You always love your granny's pies!
Exactly! It's like going
fishing with your grandpa.
- It's genetic.
- What?!
Well, yes, my friend,
you're stuck with it!
Unless you want to
bake the pies.
That's insane! Just
because you make pies
for non-existent grandchildren
doesn't mean i should take them fishing!
But that's how
children get memories.
Fishing, pies,
that's our heritage!
That's your heritage?
Anyway I don't know if
I'd let my children eat that...
Well, focus on having them,
that'd be quite something.
It does without saying, when there's
dessert, lunch is always nicer.
You know, it doesn't matter
if you can't bake pies.
No, don't worry...
I don't worry. I'll practice
until i get it right.
You mean you're gonna make more?
- Everyday.
- Everyday?!
I'll vary the fruits, don't worry.
Will you vary the pastry too?
Don't exaggerate,
I'm not asking you
to eat bricks!
I don't want to be negative,
but the only actual difference
with bricks is that
you call these pies.
What if you made jam, mother?
Grandchildren love that!
Yes, and they could
eat it right away.
Whereas under year they won't
have enough stumps to eat that.
Ah and they shouldn't try
to eat it with baby teeth!
Wait.
In case you get hungry in the afternoon.
Yeah, or a cr*ck
to seal in a wall.
Oh come on, we're joking.
LEODAGAN: Joking, joking...