02x31 - The Mod Party

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Good morning.
Good morning, sir.

He is here.

What do you think you're doing?

Master.

Major Healey is calling you.
It is urgent.

Hello.

Hello?!

Hi, Tony.

Hey, do you have your radio on?

No, no, you have yours on.

What's the matter?

Jeannie said it was urgent.

Ah, are you kidding?
Urgent's not the word for it.

Now, listen, don't make
any plans for tonight.

The greatest party-thrower
in Cocoa Beach

is throwing a wild mod party.

Yeah.
Wh-who is that?

Me.
Huh?

Well, what do you know
about giving a mod party?

What is there to know?

A bunch of friends of mine
came down to Florida to see me.

They're bringing some girls
over to my place.

I thought, you know,
might make it a real party.

Oh, great.

No brass,
no psychiatric observers

and definitely no uniforms.

Strictly mod all the way.
Carniby Street, right?

Yeah, well, it sounds great.

Uh, bring Jeannie and some ice.

Oh, thank you, Major Healey.

Oh, this is a pleasure, Jeannie.

Okay, Tony?

Yeah, uh... Yeah, okay.

All right, I'll see you.

Oh, master.

A party.
A party!

This thing's not attached
to anything.

Is it not wonderful?

There's no cord.
Oh, I'm so excited.

I love parties.

Oh! All right, we have to
get down to business.

And I will make
my hair brunette...

Yeah, I-I'd rather you didn't
blink up anything, Jeannie.

Here, I want you to take
one of these credit cards

and go down to Cocoa...
Oh, they are so beautiful.

I think I like
the red one the best.

Well, believe me,
it's not the color that counts.

Now, you take that down
shopping in Cocoa Beach,

and get yourself something
mod to wear tonight.

But why, master?
All I have to do is...

Yes, yes, I-I know that,
but I'd rather you wouldn't.

Now, you see, the important
thing at Roger's party tonight

is the clothes that
people will be wearing.

It has to be just right.

You'll do that for me,
won't you?

If you say so, master.

Okay.

Shopping for mod
will be such fun.

Yeah.
What is "mod"?

Well, I really don't
have time to go into it.

The salesgirl will help you.
Oh, just think.

I will be the only genie
at the party dressed in mod.

Yeah.

Just received these mental
stress analysis reports.

I want you to run them
through the computer.

Thanks.

Hey, Roge.
Oh, yeah.

Something wrong with your ankle?

No, but there's something wrong
with my neck.

I'm getting ready
for the frug dance tonight.

A little practice...
Oh, am I excited.

All those great girls tonight,
huh.

I'm kind of excited too.

This will be the first mod party
I've ever been to.

It will be an experience.

Oh, listen,
that's putting it mildly.

Hey, you're gonna love the guys.
They're a great bunch, really.

Are they college buddies?

No, no.

Uh, from high school?

No, no, grammar school.

Of course,
they're a little older now.

Yeah, well, I hope so.

Yeah, listen, this party
is kind of a class reunion.

Boy, it's going to be great,
seeing old Porky Hansen again.

He used to be
the classroom cutup.

Ah, I'll never forget the time
he poured a bucket of tadpoles

over our biology teacher's head.

Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Wh-what's he doing now?

Well, he's the head
of his own model agency.

Yeah.
They're gonna paint my office.

Help me move the furniture around.
Yeah.

Good old Porky.

Even in grammar school,
he got all the beautiful girls.

Two girls fought a duel over him
with mud pies.

Give me a hand with this,
will you?

The principal's daughter
wanted to elope with him

when they were years old.

But now, to think he has
his own model agency.

All those beautiful girls.

Boy, I can't wait to see what
my date is gonna look like.

Come in.

Tony.

Hey, Roger, how are you?

Carter, how are you?

Good to see you.
What brings you to town?

Uh, let's see,
the last time I saw you

was last year at the meeting of
the inter-branch relations...

Well, that's it.
It's that time of year again.

We're having our annual little
get-together tonight.

Well, we can't make it.
Not tonight, no.

Didn't you get the notice?

Did we get the notice
he sent out?

Last month, I got the notice.

I put it in my drawer
and never looked at it again.

It's in here someplace.
Can't you make it another night?

Tomorrow night maybe.
We can't make it.

This is Dr. Bellows' baby.

If you can't make it,
check with him.

You know how he looks
forward to it.

I know. I know how he is.

Give you a little advice.

If you're not there tonight,
you'd better have an excuse.

A good excuse.
Yeah, we will.

I mean,
we'll work out something.

See you later.

The nerve of Dr. Bellows
having his meeting

on the night of my mod party!

Roger, he's had this meeting
set up for the last year.

That's what I mean.

He had a whole year
to pick another date.

What are we gonna do?

We're going to the meeting.

Oh, no, we're not.

Not me, I'm not gonna
let my buddies down.

No, sirree. You remember
last year's meeting?

Mrs. Bellows and her soggy,
soggy hors d'oeuvres?

Boy, what are we gonna do?

The one I feel sorry for
is Jeannie.

She really had her heart set

on going to this party tonight.

How are we gonna
get out of this thing?

How?

Well, you know Dr. Bellows.

Even if the meeting
is unimportant,

all the brass will be there.

If we don't show up,
we'll never hear the end of it.

Mrs. Bellows will see to it.
We could call in sick.

Yeah, we'd have to show up
on crutches.

That's the only way
he'd ever believe us.

I know the nurse
at the infirmary.

She could lend us a couple...
Hey, wait a minute.

Remember Dr. Bellows said the
last time we had our physical,

that we needed some
outdoor activities? Yeah.

Well, we'll just tell him
that...

We're going hunting, sir.

Hunting?

You know, camping out,
the great outdoors.

Surrounded by fresh air,
just as you prescribed.

Hm, I see.

Uh, how long have you been
planning this trip?

Four weeks.
Four months.

Four weeks.
Four months.

I-I really can't understand
how we forgot

about your little get-together
tonight, sir.

Well, I understand it.
You do?

Of course.

It was because of
your unconscious need

to break out into the open.

It drove tonight's gathering
completely from your mind.

Oh, yeah, completely.
Yeah.

It sounds so simple
when you explain it, sir.

Well, after all,
it is my profession.

The dynamics of human relations.

Well, you're the doctor.

Well, all right, gentlemen,
I, um...

I'll make your excuses
at the meeting tonight.

Oh, Mrs. Bellows is gonna
be terribly disappointed,

but, uh,

your mental and physical
well-being

is far more important than
attending our little gathering.

Well, I knew you would understand, sir.
Thanks, sir.

Tell Mrs. Bellows, we're going
to miss her hors d'oeuvres.

You were brilliant.
I mean brilliant.

Oh, I feel a heel,
lying to Dr. Bellows.

Are you kidding?

With one stoke, you got us out
of a dull evening, into...

Into the mod party of the year.

Anyway, we weren't lying.
We are going hunting.

What if Dr. Bellows
finds out about the party?

Will you stop worrying?

There's not a chance
in the world.

I don't think they're quite
the right shape, but thank you.

I'll look around a bit.

Good morning.

May I help you, madam?

Yes, please.

I would like to buy a mod outfit
like the mannequin is wearing.

Certainly, madam.

Here we are.

Oh, well,

I'm terribly sorry
to bother you,

but may I have the dress
without the patches?

The dress doesn't come
without the patches.

Oh, I think it does now.

Madam,
I dressed that mannequin my...

Well, I don't understand.

It's a Phyllis DeBeck
and she always puts patches

on her designs.

I'm sorry, I'm positive
I haven't another one like it.

Oh, look.

I think I found it.

You can pay the cashier.

Thank you.

Oh, can you tell me, please.

Where can I buy a mod jacket
for my master?

Uh, for a man.

In the men's section,
over there.

Thank you.

Nope.

It's not far-out enough
for Herman.

Sorry.

It's the furthest-out tie
we carry.

Sir...
Wow, that's kicky!

You're guy must
be a real ding-dong.

"Ding-dong"?

A bell-ringer.

You know, with it, going!

Oh, "going."
Oh, yes.

Major Nelson and I are going
to Major Healey's house tonight

for a party.

Jeannie.

Jeannie, are you ready?

Almost, master.

We don't want to be late.

There.
Here I am.

Hey, hey, that's...
Do you like it?

Oh, it's adorable.

Thank you. Oh, master. What?

You cannot go in this.

Oh, well, Jeannie.

It's a tuxedo, I-I think I can
get away with it.

I have a surprise for you.

Yeah, well, this is
all I have, see.

Oh.

How 'bout that?

I can't wear that.

I-I don't have anything
to go with it.

Oh, yes, master.

Oh.

Jeannie, I can't wear this.

Oh, yes, master.
You look adorable in it.

Look at that.

It fits you beautifully.

Well, it's not...
It's not really bad, is it?

I like the color too.

Yes, how 'bout the bell-bottoms?

Beautiful, beautiful.

Oops.
Oops.

Shall we go?

Okay.

You know, you haven't changed
a bit, old buddy.

Well, you haven't changed
either, Porky.

Your hair is a little thinner.

Well, you're a little heavy
around here.

Still keeping the same company.

Oh, hey, this way.

Oh, he used to be a k*ller
in grammar school.

Hi, Mary.

Hey, Harry.
Oh, look at this.

... business.
Wha...? Business?

Oh, I would like to be a partner
in your business.

Come on over here.

Do you still play the bass?

Oh, I've fooled around
a little bit.

Hey, cut the music!

Oh, come on.
No, come on, now.

I want you to hear my main man here.
Oh, no.

Go get him, Roge!

Come on.
All right.

All right. Paul,
let's show 'em, shall we?

Okay, ready, Paul?

Sure.
Are you sure you're ready?

Well, I'm not ready, Paul.
Paul's ready.

It's all good so far.

Aw, yeah, do it.

This is so exciting.

It is the best mod party
I have ever been to.

Well, you haven't
been there yet.

Hey, Tony. Hiya, Jeannie.

Oh, you look great.
Oh, you look just great.

Meet Paul, my old friend Porky,

and this is Maureen,
and this is Susie.

Oh, you look great.

Why is he not dancing
with a girl?

Funny chick.
Where did you find her?

Well, actually in a bottle
on the beach.

In a bot...
Ha-ha-ha.

She's a little... She's...
She's nuts.

Hey, this a lot better
than Dr. Bellows'

dull old party, isn't it?

How long are you gonna
be able to keep that up?

Oh, it's hard to stop, once you
get the music in your soul.

You just gotta keep going.

Roge, you're not playing
anymore.

Yeah, yeah, well,
I'm not playing.

Oh, did you bring the ice,
Jeannie?

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot
all about it. Yes.

No, I...
Not here.

Hey, kids,
dig the crazy new dance.

Yeah!
Yeah.

Yeah, dig it.

Hey, we're out of ice.

Why don't you look
in the refrigerator.

Right you are.

Who turned on this refrigerator?

I'm doing this under protest,
Amanda.

You're asking me to distrust
one of the men in my command.

Two of the men in your command.

Oh, this is a waste of time.

At this very moment...

Major Nelson and Major Healey
are hunting.

Hunting what?

They wouldn't dare.
Open that door.

Alfred, we have work to do.

Well, where are they?

Oh, this reminds me of a party
Nero gave once.

Except that everyone wore togas.

I certainly hope so
for their sake.

Oh, wait a minute,
Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy.

I'm going to drink a toast.

Uh.

A toast to...
Dr. Bellows.

A toast
to Dr. Bellows.

Dr. Bellows is here.
He's here.

Dr. Bellows can't be here.
I didn't invite him.

Oh, Dr. Bellows. Oh, we
should've gotten the crutches.

Jeannie, do something.
Go on, do something!

I will blink him to the top
of a pyramid.

No, no, no.

Uh, uh, dress us
in a hunting outfit.

Oh, yeah, hunting, hunting.
We can go hunting.

Yes, master.

Thanks, Jeannie.

Hey, these clothes really
are mod. Nice, Jeannie.

Jeannie, would you mind?

Something more modern than this.

I like 'em. Quickly.
Yes, master.

Wait a minute...

Hey, these are kind of cute.

Jeannie, this is not
what I had in mind.

Couldn't you get us a...?
Show me that dance again.

Oh.

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, Porky.
What happened to Porky?

Jeannie, get him back.
Get him back.

It was an accident.

Oh, there he is.
Wow, what a groovy dance.

Come on, baby.

Hey, Porky.
Wait a minute.

Oh, Dr. Bellows.
Dr. Bellows.

I'm so glad you could...
You could drop by.

We just didn't happen
to drop by, major.

This is an official call.

Oh.
Amanda, if you don't mind.

All right, darling.
Tell them why we're here.

Major Nelson, you missed
the meeting at my house tonight,

because you said that you
and Major Healey

were going hunting.

Yes, well,
we were just leaving, sir.

What about your party, major?

What about our party, major?

Huh? Party?

Oh, this is not,
uh, Roger's party.

He had some friends drop
in from out of town

and since we were going hunting,

he very generously
turned his apartment

over to them for their party.

Very generously.

Then why are you here?

Uh, why are we here now?

Our car broke down.
Both of our cars.

You mean to tell me that you're
actually going hunting

dressed like that?

Carrying bows and arrows?

Uh, yes, it's the, uh...

The Ancient Hunter's
Bow and Arrow Club.

The Ancient Hunter's
Bow and Arrow Club?

Yes, it is an ancient club.

We can only hunt
with bows and arrows.

I told you there'd be
a logical explanation for this.

I haven't heard it yet.

Tell me, where did you plan
to go hunting?

Uh, well, just a...
A swamp.

A swamp.
Twenty miles from here.

Twenty miles. Too bad about
our cars breaking down.

We can't go now.
Oh, yes, you can.

I'm gonna drive you there.

Oh, no.
Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, you come right with me.
No, no, no, no.

Well, here we are.
Yeah, here we are.

Yeah, here we are.

Mm.

You really shouldn't have gone
to all that trouble, sir.

It's no trouble. After all,
I'm the one who prescribed this.

Yeah, well, we'll
never forget that, doc.

Well, I'd better get back.

I don't like to leave Amanda
alone at the party.

By the time I return, she'll
have everyone psychoanalyzed.

Well, good hunting, gentlemen.

It's raining.

Very good observation, Roger.

You know what you're problem is?

You're basically insecure.

I mean, I can tell
by the funny hairdo

and the strange clothes
you have on.

Oh, I bet you had
a very unhappy childhood.

You know, you really should
have a talk with my husband.

You mean the shrink
in the uniform?

The what in the what?

I mean, the head-scrambler,
the wig-picker.

Are you talking
about my husband?

You know your problem, lady?
What?

You ain't loose.
Oh.

Gotta relax.
Oh, is that it?

Yeah. Oh.

Roger!

Roger!

In here.

Get out of there
and give me a hand here.

Are you kidding?
It's the only dry place in here.

Help me set it up, will you?

Pull it around.

Use this rope.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Throw it over there.

Throw it on top of that limb.

You catch it.

I'll tie the top of this to it.

And you can pull it up.

I'll go to catch it.
Okay!

Throw it over here.
Come on.

I'm ready.

Throw it.
Okay!

Okay, I got it. I got it. Okay?

Okay, Roge, let it go.

Okay.

Wait, wait.

Can you hear me?

I'm pulling, I'm pulling.

I got it.

What...? What are you...?
What are you doing?

Roger!

I'm trying to fix the tent,
and you're fooling around.

Hold it, Roge!

Oh, oh, young lady.
I-I don't...

Well, I used to do the Twist.

Oh, I...

Oh, oh, oh!

Well, I...

When I think of all those beautiful
women back in my apartment,

then I think of Dr. Bellows,
I could k*ll...

No, I think
I'll just cry instead.

They must be having
a ball back there.

Why don't we go home.
Why don't we go home!

What are you...?

Do you know what you're doing,
anyway?

Don't you remember
our survival course?

Yeah, what are you doing?

Pre-Columbian Indians
used to start fires like this.

Take a bite.

Take a bite?
Are you kidding?

Oh, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Come on.

Let me see, you were saying...
Darling, come on, dance.

Oh, you don't know what you're missing.
It's such fun.

Amanda, I'm in the middle of a
very interesting psychoanalysis.

Oh, I'm sorry, darling.
Have fun.

Now, dear, tell me, how long
have you had this compulsion

to be a football player?

Hi, everybody. We're back!
We're ba...!

Oh, hi, Dr. Bellows.

What are you doing here?

I had a feeling
you might return.

I told you they weren't
interested in hunting.

Oh, we were.
We were.

Well, then,
why did you come back?

Well, we got our quota.

It was nice of you
to drive us out there.

Really, nice of you,
in the rain with all that, but...

There we are.

See, doc? Look
what we brought back.