-Are you ready, kids?
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain.
-I can't hear you.
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh...
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
And porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Now, if nautical nonsense
Be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
And flop like a fish ♪
-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
-Oh...
[all] ♪ SpongeBob, oh, come on ♪
♪ SpongeBob, everybody ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
[trumpet solo]
[cackles]
[plays nautical tune]
[Frenchman] It's...
With celebrity guests,
basketball mascot
the Point Fowl,
the Guy on the Penny,
Her Majesty the Queen,
musical guest P!nk,
Sir Quentin and his little
wooden sidekick, Mr. Tinder,
and guest of honor,
SpongeBob SquarePants.
From Encino, California,
the president of the SpongeBob
SquarePants Fan Club
and your host,
Patchy the Pirate.
[drum roll]
[big band music]
[inhales wheezily]
♪ Ten years of Sponge ♪
[squawks] You're looking
at the wrong camera.
What? Potty? Where are you?
-Cue camera three.
-I can't hear you!
-Cue talent!
-Cue? What does that mean?
What are you pointing at me for?
Do you have a headache?
Anyhoo,
can you believe it, kids?
It's been ten years
since I started the SpongeBob
SquarePants Fan Club.
And he's here in person.
[giggles]
I'm finally gonna meet me idol.
Heh-heh.
Let's bring him out, now.
Nobody cares!
Without further ado,
please welcome
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Without further ado...
Please welcome,
SpongeBob SquarePants!
[crickets chirp]
[laughs nervously]
[squawks]
What?!
[growls] What do you mean,
he's not coming?
Ten years I been presidenting
his fan club.
He never answered
any of my letters.
Never showed up to
any of my charity lunches.
Now I throw him
a television extravaganza,
and he can't even be bothered
to show up?
Well, we'll just see about that.
[grunts]
If you want a piece of me,
well, you're gonna get one.
Think you can spurn
my advances, eh?
I've been a fan since
the beginning, just... Oh!
[groans]
[motor puttering]
[snores, meows]
-[bell rings]
-[meows]
[alarm clocks ringing]
[foghorn blares]
[clacking]
-Good morning, Gary.
-[meows]
A little overboard?
And take a chance of being late
for the single greatest day
of my career,
the eleventy-seventh anniversary
of the Krusty Krab?
Oh-ho-ho. I think not!
No Krusty Krab employee
would be late on this day.
[alarm clocks ringing]
[Squidward snorts] What the...
See you at the big event,
Squidward.
Ow.
Can you believe it's been
eleventy-seven years already?
[meows]
Oh, watch the potty mouth, Gare.
Today is a day
for gentle reflection.
[sighs] I remember my first
visit to the Krusty Krab.
I don't know.
This doesn't look
like a family restaurant.
Oh, well,
what do you think, baby?
Would you like to eat here?
[bubbling]
[chuckles] Well, OK, then.
[Mom] What would you like?
Kwabby Patty.
Mm, yummy.
-Good times.
-[alarm clock ringing]
Oh, sorry, Gary.
We can reminisce later.
I gotta get ready!
[hisses]
♪ I never thought that I would
Have a chance like this ♪
♪ What dreams exist
As big as this one? ♪
♪ If happiness are patties
Frying on the grill ♪
♪ I'll have my fill
Upon each fresh bun ♪
♪ Here's a day
That couldn't get much better ♪
♪ It is the greatest
That's ever been ♪
♪ It's so cool
I ought to wear a sweater ♪
♪ Just to hold on
To that warm feeling ♪
♪ A miracle is something
That you don't believe ♪
♪ You will receive
And then it happens ♪
♪ This is what I have
To call a miracle ♪
♪ My heart is full
And toes are tapping ♪
♪ Here's a day
That couldn't get much better ♪
♪ It is the greatest
That's ever been ♪
♪ It's so cool
I ought to wear a sweater ♪
♪ Just to hold on
To that warm feeling ♪
♪ Sure, I know it's gonna
Take a lot of work ♪
♪ But here's the perk
I think I must say ♪
♪ When you're doing something
That you really love ♪
♪ And so proud of
Then work is like play ♪
♪ Here's a day
That couldn't get much better ♪
♪ It is the greatest
That's ever been ♪
♪ It's so cool
I ought to wear a sweater ♪
♪ Just to hold on
To that warm feeling ♪
Hey, hey, chill out, buddy.
We all want to get into
the Krusty Krab
as much as you do.
But I don't have time
to wait in line.
Sorry, but I can't
be late today.
-Ooh.
-Ow.
-Ooh.
-What the...
-Hey!
-Ow.
Sorry, everyone,
but Mr. Krabs needs me.
[people shouting]
[muttering]
-Reporting for duty, sir.
-Sit down, boy.
Happy eleventy-seventh,
Squidward.
Today's a big day
for the Krusty Krab,
so I want yous to listen up.
[mechanical whirring]
It's a perfect opportunity
for Plankton to try and steal
the Krabby Patty formula.
[mechanical whirring]
Isn't that just the Krusty Krab?
No, it's a holographic
projection of the Krusty Krab.
I want you two to watch
all the entrances.
You mean the front door
and the back door?
Those are just the ones
on the surface.
There's an entire network of
tunnels and ducts underground,
and I want all eyes
on the lookout.
Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs.
[popping]
Right. Study this map.
Stay extra vigilant.
Don't fall asleep.
That means you, Squidward.
What? I have never
fallen asleep on duty.
Don't make me have a flashback.
[snoring]
[bubbling and snoring]
All right, point taken.
And to help watch out
for Plankton,
I've hired some extra security.
You hired Patrick?
What? You expect me
to spend money on a real guard?
You're my first line of defense,
Patrick,
so look out for any
suspiciorous characters.
Yes, sir.
[grunts] Who are you?
And who are you working for?
[chuckles]
Plankton doesn't stand a chance.
[Plankton]
It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
A thousand and three times
I've almost had that recipe,
and a thousand and three times
I've been launched
by that Krabs.
He celebrates eleventy-seven
years of success,
and I'm left with four score
and fortnights of failure.
I give up, Karen. Krabs has won.
Well, you'll never get
the formula with that attitude.
Maybe , will be
your lucky number.
Oh, yeah?
You try getting launched.
Oh, right, the launchings.
I've got them all
on my hard drive.
[baseball organ flourish]
[groans]
Fore!
[sea horse whinnying]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
-[screams]
-[whistle blows]
I'm tired today, Plankton.
You're just gonna have
to launch yourself.
[mournful steel guitar music]
Splat. [cries]
-[Karen giggles]
-Karen!
I'm sorry. That last part
always makes me laugh.
It's just no use.
Today is the perfect day
to steal the recipe.
Krabs will be
completely distracted
by all the festivities.
You can do this.
You really think so?
Of course I do.
Now, who's my big man?
-Oh, Karen.
-Come on.
Come on,
who's my big strong man?
I am.
That's right. Now, get out
there and steal that recipe.
Yes, ma'am.
I can't believe I gave up
my Hawaiian vacation for this.
I really love your music.
Remind me to make my agent
walk the plank.
How are we supposed
to eat these?
[squawks]
Can I get you anything?
A pineapple slicer, please?
A passage on the next steamer
out of here?
Just five more minutes.
[squawks]
Well, there's no use sitting
around like a bunch of barnacles
on the bottom
of a dry-docked dinghy.
-Let's do some practicing!
-[all] Arr!
One, two, three, four.
[ambling sea shanty music]
♪ Our gums are black
Our teeth are falling out ♪
♪ We got spots on our backs
So give it up and shout ♪
♪ We got scurvy
We need some vitamin C ♪
♪ We got scurvy
We need a lemon tree ♪
♪ We got scurvy
We just chilling on the sea ♪
♪ Let's get this
Scurvy started ♪
♪ A pirate ain't worthy ♪
♪ Till he got some scurvy ♪
♪ Since you got
Your scurvy on ♪
♪ You unnerve me
When you sing that song ♪
-♪ Scurvy ♪
-♪ Scurvy ♪
-♪ We got scurvy ♪
-♪ Scurvy ♪
-♪ We got scurvy ♪
-♪ Scurvy ♪
-♪ We got scurvy ♪
-♪ Scurvy ♪
[water splashing]
[all chant]
We want Krabby Patties!
[Krabs] Now to add some special
anniversary deals to the menu.
Krabby Patty, bucks.
bucks, . [laughs]
Oh, number zero,
how I love you so.
-SpongeBob!
-Yes, sir.
I'm putting you in charge
of decorations.
Oh, but, Mr. Krabs...
Yes, boy?
I thought you said I would be
in charge of decorations.
What? But you are.
I am? Yay!
Yeah! Yeah!
Squidward, uh...
I had chores for you,
but you won't do 'em anyway.
It took you eleventy-seven years
to figure that out?
Here's your budget, boy.
Decorate it any way you want.
Wow, cents.
You're letting SpongeBob
decorate?
Remember all the other times
SpongeBob decorated?
[all] Hmm.
[banjo music, cows mooing]
Yee-haw! [laughs]
[disco music]
Do you come here often? [laughs]
[air sucking]
[screams]
[laughs]
[all] Hmm.
-Well, you want to do it, then?
-No.
Then shut your porthole.
Battening down
the word hatches, sir.
[extravagant music]
What... what are you...
There we go.
[squirting]
[air hissing]
Your change, sir.
Good work, boy. What, that's it?
Decorations? Check. Security?
-[mumbles incoherently]
-Check.
[all chant]
We want Krabby Patties!
OK, open your ears.
These people have come
from miles around
because they love my patties.
I want every employee
on their best behavior.
Are you getting any of this,
SpongeBob?
Every word, Squidward,
every word.
So, let's get out there
and sell some Krabby Patties.
Yes! Yeah!
Ooh, I almost forgot.
Mr. Krabs, wait.
There's one last decoration.
I present to you...
I present to you...
-[strains]
-[grunt]
[wind whistling]
[all gasp]
My ode to the Krabby Patty,
made entirely out of ice.
Jeez, boy.
-This thing's enormous.
-And cold.
Let's get this out,
my customers are waiting.
Ready. Set.
[all grunting]
[all scream]
Guys, I'm OK. No need to scream.
-[all scream]
-[Krabs] The door!
Oh, no. Patrick, stand up.
We're locked in.
This is gonna spoil the
eleventy-seventh anniversary!
[all chant]
We want Krabby Patties!
[Squidward] Somebody! Anybody!
I don't care who.
-How do we get out?
-Everybody calm down.
I've spent a lifetime
working in this restaurant,
and I know there's only
one way outta here.
-A high school diploma?
-No.
The air duct.
This way, boys.
All we got to do
is head through this duct.
Which one?
There must be ways to go.
Not to worry, Squidward.
I have the entire map memorized.
[grunts]
[straining]
Uh, hmm, uh...
Hurry up, guys.
This kind of hurts.
Well, according to the map,
we just go straight,
take a right between
these three moldy tree stumps,
then head towards that kidney
bean-shaped puddle of gravy.
That's not the map,
you old barnacle.
Those are three moles
and a birthmark.
Oh. All right,
then let's try this one.
[all scream]
-[Squidward] It's this way.
-[crashing and groaning]
[Patrick] Here it is!
[all scream]
[groaning]
Oh...
Eh? What's this?
It's an old Krabby Patty
wrapper.
Aw, that takes me back
to the good old days.
[announcer]
Now, a word from our sponsor.
♪ K-R-A-B-B-Y ♪
♪ P-A-T-T-Y ♪
♪ Bah-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪
♪ Krabby Patty
Give 'em a try ♪
♪ Come on down
And buy, buy, buy ♪
♪ Not just one
Or two or three ♪
♪ But enough for
The whole family ♪
Yes, folks, nine out of ten
doctors recommend
eating at least one
Krabby Patty a day
to maintain a healthy lifestyle
and a youthful,
positive attitude.
I'm a doctor,
as far as you know,
and I believe Krabby Patties
add years to your life.
So what are you waiting for?
Get yourself a Krabby Patty.
Or buy a sackful of Krabbies.
Or better yet,
go out and get yourself
a case of the Krabbies!
For your health.
♪ K-R-A-B-B-Y ♪
♪ P-A-T-T-Y ♪
♪ Krabby Patty ♪
[cash register dings]
[sighs]
Back then, a Krabby Patty
only cost a dime.
It was a dark and evil time.
I still have nightmares.
[sobs] We'll never
get out of here!
Don't worry, Squidward.
We'll find our way out.
And then, we'll have
the best eleventy-seventh
anniversary ever.
All we have to do
is stick together.
[panting]
[growls] Stop breathing
on my neck.
[inhales deeply]
[exhales, pants wildly]
Hey, I think I see the exit.
Ah, barnacles! It's just
the surveillance room.
Oh... my house is on TV.
All of our houses are on TV.
[meowing]
Gary the snail, you get down
from that bed this instant.
Hey, there's my house.
-You left your TV on.
-Well, duh.
-I don't want to miss my shows.
-Look, it's Sandy.
Ah.
Mr Krabs, why do you have
cameras watching us?
Oh, well, uh... eh...
I just want to make sure
you all floss after every meal.
Thank you, Mr. Krabs. Dental
hygiene is very, very important.
-Hey, who are those guys?
-I think it's us, Patrick.
-But who are they?
-[feedback whines]
[crowd chanting]
We want Krabby Patties!
[gasps]
My customers are getting antsy.
[chanting]
[screams]
Oof. Ow. [groaning]
We're getting warm.
I can feel it.
That might just be my hand,
Mr. Krabs.
Hmm, a crossroads.
I'll go this way, and SpongeBob,
you lead them down that way.
Lead them?
I can finally use my leader hat
and my lederhosen.
-Nice.
-Those are garters, you idiot.
Follow me.
This is not happening.
It's just not happening.
[all grunt]
Guys, it's a dead end.
[all scream]
[Squidward]
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
♪ Out on the sea ♪
♪ Mermaids are chanting ♪
♪ The wild Lorelei ♪
♪ Over the streamlet ♪
♪ Vapors are borne ♪
♪ Waiting to fade
At the bright coming morn ♪
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
♪ Beam on my heart ♪
♪ E'en as the morn ♪
♪ On the streamlet and sea ♪
♪ Then will all clouds
of sorrow depart ♪
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
♪ Awake unto me ♪
♪ La-da-di, la-da-dum ♪
♪ La-da-di, la-da-di ♪
Tempo! Tempo!
06x23 - Truth or Square
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.