06x24 - Stuck in the Freezer

[bunniefuu]

-Are you ready, kids?

-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain.

-I can't hear you.

-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!

Oh...

♪ Who lives in a pineapple

Under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow

And porous is he ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Now, if nautical nonsense

Be something you wish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck

And flop like a fish ♪

-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

-Oh...

[all] ♪ SpongeBob, oh, come on ♪

♪ SpongeBob, everybody ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

[trumpet solo]

[cackles]

[plays nautical tune]

[yells]

There it is!

I'm coming for ya, SquarePants.

[screams]

[grunts]

[groans] Thank Neptune

that's over.

-[screaming]

-Uh-oh.

SpongeBob!

Why must you always

ruin my plans?!

Plankton! You're trying to steal

the Krabby Patty recipe again.

Uh, I... didn't...

OK, fine. You caught me.

You happy now?

You know,

this reminds me of the time

Mr. Krabs confided in me

the Krabby Patty recipe.

Oh, I don't wanna bore you

with my silly old stories.

Oh, you couldn't possibly

bore me.

Well, OK. Mr. Krabs called me

into his office...

SpongeBob, you've been

working here for a while now,

so I think I can trust you.

It's time I told you.

Oh! You mean...

Yes, the Krabby Patty formula.

Follow me, son. We need to go

where no-one will ever hear us.

[thunder rumbles]

[eagle screeches]

[groans] We finally made it.

Quick! Into me office

before anyone sees us!

What? You went in a circle.

Why didn't you stay

in the Krusty Krab?

We wanted to make sure

we weren't followed.

Then Mr. Krabs leaned close

and whispered the recipe.

Yes? Go on.

Now, remember, you can never

tell another living soul.

-[Plankton] Wait, wait! Hold on!

-What's that?

My pen is out of ink.

[groans]

-OK, OK, go ahead.

-Plankton!

You'll never get me formula,

not even in a flashback.

[laughs]

[screams]

[grunts]

SpongeBob, if you had never

come to Bikini Bottom,

this wouldn't be happening.

Squidward,

what's with the creepy smile?

I was just... remembering

the world before SpongeBob.

[giggles]

[cheerful music]

[yawns]

[all] Morning, Squidward!

[birds chirp]

Ah.

Good morning, not-SpongeBob.

[noisy kiss]

-[contented sigh]

-[laughs]

But, Squidward, you're glad

I moved in. Remember that day?

Uh-uh. Nah. No.

[contented sigh]

OK, well, that's every available

house in Bikini Bottom.

[whistling]

My secret garden

is finally done.

Oh, yeah,

I forgot about that one.

It's beautiful. I'll take it!

Hi, neighbor!

I'm SpongeBob SquarePants.

And we're going to be

bestest friends.

Hey, Patrick. Guess who just

moved in right next door?

Neighbor hug!

[crowd] We want Krabby Patties!

[gasps] What's that sound?

-[gasps] Customers.

-[chanting continues]

[all] We want Krabby Patties!

We want to spend money!

-What do we want?

-[all] Krabby Patties!

-What do we welcome?

-[all] To spend money!

Oh, no!

All that loose change out there

is driving me wallet mad

with money lust!

[squeals, pants]

Poor little guy's starving.

There you go, boy. You're free.

Go towards the money, boy.

Towards the money!

Hey, a wallet.

And there's bucks in it!

All right!

Hey! Oh, no!

What am I gonna do?

We gotta get out of here. Now!

Oh. If only Sandy was here.

She could help us.

Oh! Maybe we can use this.

I borrowed it

from Sandy's tree-dome.

It might be our way out of here.

Shh! Everybody quiet!

[yells] Hey, Sandy,

I got your radio!

If you want it back,

come and get it!

She'll come.

Oh, give me that!

[radio static]

Sandy. Come in, Sandy.

Sandy Cheeks here.

So it was you who stole

my other radio, Squidward.

What? No, I'm just...

[shrieks] Sandy's trapped

in that box!

-Sandy?

-[growls]

[sighs]

Remember the day

Sandy and I got married?

-[all gasp]

-What?

-No.

-I'm freaking out!

Mm-hm.

[wedding march plays]

Friends, we have

gathered here today

to join these two hearts

in the bonds of love.

SpongeBob, do you take Sandy

as your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob

as your lawfully wedded husband?

And how!

Well, then, I now pronounce you

sponge and squirrel.

-You may kiss the bride.

-[organ plays]

[music goes out of tune

and stops]

Boo! You stink!

Worst play I've ever seen!

-And a total rip-off!

-[angry muttering]

Can't watch this happen

to the theatre.

-Lousy costumes!

-Waste of time.

I didn't know this was a play.

[groans]

Well, kids, this was supposed

to be the part of the show

where SpongeBob and I

were gonna watch

old outtakes and rejected scenes

and talk about them.

But he never showed up!

And now I'm stuck

in the belly of a whale!

Oh, well,

we already paid for the airtime,

so... here they are.

Hello, children.

You know,

like any great work of art,

SpongeBob didn't just appear

out of nowhere.

He started out as a thought.

Then, he evolved

into a primitive rendering.

And along the way

to becoming the sponge

that we all know and love,

he went through

many different changes,

and phases, and "phanges".

And change can be very painful.

For instance, did you know that

SpongeBob was not the first

choice to star in the show?

[gasps] Hard to believe, I know.

Watch these opening themes,

and you'll see why

he was eventually picked.

-Are you ready, kids?

-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!

-I can't hear you!

-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!

Oh...

♪ Who lives in a monument

Under the sea? ♪

♪ Squidward Tentacles ♪

♪ Obnoxious, abrasive

Conceited is he ♪

♪ Squidward Tentacles ♪

♪ If practical common sense

Be something you wish ♪

♪ Squidward Tentacles ♪

Next!

-Are you ready, kids?

-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!

-I can't hear you!

-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!

Oh...

♪ Who lives like a barnacle

Under the sea? ♪

♪ Patrick Seastar ♪

[laughs]

Oh! Whoa... [crashing]

-[laughs]

-No!

-Are you ready, kids?

-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!

-I can't hear you!

-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!

Oh...

♪ Who lives in an anchor

Under the sea? ♪

-[kids] ♪ Eugene Krabs does ♪

-Hey!

♪ Crusty and red

And greedy is he ♪

-Come back with me money!

-[kids] ♪ Eugene Krab does ♪

♪ If stingy and greedy

Is something you wish ♪

-[kids] ♪ Eugene Krab does ♪

-Give me, give me, give me.

[groans]

Pretty cruddy, huh, kids?

Here's a really old clip

of SpongeBob.

Back then, cartoons were called

"flickering funnies".

[all] Time to go to work!

♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪

♪ To go to work ♪

-[all] ♪ He's ready ♪

-Ready!

-[all] ♪ He's ready ♪

-Yeah!

[all] ♪ To go to work ♪

Hello, Krusty Krab!

[whistles]

♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪

♪ To go to work ♪

[all] ♪ He's ready

He's ready ♪

[all] ♪ To go to work ♪

♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪

♪ To go to work ♪

-[all] ♪ He's ready ♪

-I'm ready!

[all] ♪ He's ready

To go to work ♪

Oh, you... [coughs]

You little scallywag.

[yelps] Oh! Hey, kids.

Just having

some technical difficulties.

-[rumbling]

-Whoa!

Whoa! Oh! Oh! Don't sneeze.

Don't sneeze!

Ah... Ah... Ah...

[yells]

[yells]

No!

[yells]

[groans]

[gasps] There it is!

SpongeBob's house!

Oh, I finally get

to meet me hero!

[laughs]

Whoo!

-Well, hello.

-[gabbles]

Are you OK? Mister?

Mister, are you OK?

SpongeBob?

No. It's just me,

the guy on the penny.

How did I get here?

Where's SpongeBob?

Oh, who am I kidding?

I'm never gonna see SpongeBob.

Hardly. You can see SpongeBob

everywhere.

See?

[SpongeBob laughing]

Hello, SpongeBob!

[all] We want Krabby Patties!

We want Krabby Patties!

We didn't even get to celebrate

the Krusty Krab's

eleventy-seventh anniversary.

We missed what could've been

the greatest party ever.

Hmm. You guys ready to give up?

-Yes.

-Yes.

Then I'll just write myself down

here for giving up, too.

-SpongeBob?

-No, I don't wanna give up.

Ooh, I know!

Let's just say our tearful

farewells and solemn last words.

I didn't make any money. [sobs]

I never made anyone

sick with envy. [sobs]

I didn't get to sleep in

this morning. [sobs]

Guys, we can't give up now.

We got into this mess together,

and we'll get out of it

the same way.

-Through the freezer?

-No, by using our heads.

To concoct

an elaborate escape plan?

No. As a battering ram.

Hup!

[bugle call]

-[clang]

-[all] Ow!

-[clang]

-[all] Ow!

-[clang]

-[all] Ow!

OK, this is the one.

Feel very good about this.

OK, ready?

[crash]

Oh, boy! We made it out!

Whoo-hoo! Money! Money! Money!

Come on in, folks!

No need to shove!

Plenty of room

for all your money!

I... [shrieks]

Where are all me customers?

They left? With all their money?

[sobs]

We went through all of that

for nothing?

Oh, it wasn't for nothing,

Squidward.

I spent the whole day

with my best friends.

You, Squidward.

And you, Patrick.

What now?

And let's not forget the man

who made it all possible.

Mr. Krabs. What could be better?

Money!

♪ Oh... ♪

Oh, no. He's not gonna sing...

♪ Oh, Krusty Krab

Oh, Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Oh, how I love you

Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Your Krabby Patties

From the grill ♪

♪ The smell of grease

Gives me a thrill ♪

♪ Oh, Krusty Krab

Oh, Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Oh, how I love you

Krusty Krab ♪

♪ With prices high

And portions small ♪

♪ There's stains of mustard

On the wall ♪

♪ Oh, Krusty Krab

Oh, Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Oh, how I love you

Krusty Krab ♪

[all] ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

[all] ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Oh, Krusty Krab

Oh, Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Oh, how I love ya

Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Oh, Krusty Krab

Oh, Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Oh, how I love you

Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ah-wa-wa-wa, wa-wa-wa ♪

Mr. Krabs, look.

Me customers?

They're coming back?

SpongeBob's dopey little song

is bringing 'em back.

[laughs]

[all] ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

[all] ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

Oh, Krusty Krab,

you've always been there for me.

When I'm tired and hungry,

I just reach out my hand,

and there you are with a Krabby

Patty that's so hot and juicy.

-Are you with me, people?

-[all] Yeah!

-I said are you with me, people?

-[all] Yeah!

In that case,

let's get some Krabby Patties!

There's no-one here.

The Krusty Krab is empty.

I've won!

The Krabby formula is mine!

It took eleventy-seven years,

but I got it!

-[cheering]

-Oh, no.

No!

Ah! Oh! Ouch! Ouch! [screams]

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Ow! Oh, nuts.

Did somebody order a Krabby...

Whoa!

Look out!

Coming through! Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa.

[all cheer]

Ah! 'Tis a beautiful sight.

It warms me heart.

[gasps] Me Krabby Patty recipe!

What's it doing out here?

Oh-ho! Should have known.

Plankton.

Hey, Krabs. Uh...

Happy eleventy-seven?

It's launching time.

Please, Krabs, no!

I can't take it anymore!

No more launching, please!

Oh, all right.

Since I'm in such a good mood,

I'll go easy on you this time.

[yells]

There. Happy landings, Plankton!

You know, this isn't so bad.

Everyone looks like little ants

from up here.

[laughs]

Wait. Help?

Stay away

from the high-tension wires.

Allow me to open the door

for a valued customer.

Gee, thanks, mister.

Today must be my lucky day.

I found a wallet

with bucks in it.

Wow, that's some coincidence,

cos I lost one earlier today

with b...

Hey! Wait a minute.

Come back with me wallet,

you thieving bilge rat!

Happy anniversary, Krusty Krab.

[SpongeBob laughs]

[Squidward]

♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪

♪ Out on the sea ♪

♪ Mermaids are chanting ♪

♪ The wild Lorelei ♪

♪ Over the streamlet ♪

♪ Vapors are borne ♪

♪ Waiting to fade

At the bright coming morn ♪

♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪

♪ Beam on my heart ♪

♪ E'en as the morn ♪

♪ On the streamlet and sea ♪

♪ Then will all clouds

Of sorrow depart ♪

♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪

♪ Awake unto me ♪

♪ La-da-di, la-da-dum ♪

♪ La-da-di, la-da-di ♪

Tempo! Tempo!