06x25 - Pineapple Fever/Chum Caverns

[bunniefuu]

Are you ready, kids?

[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!

I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple

Under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow

And porous is he ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense

Be something you wish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck

And flop like a fish ♪

-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

-Ready?

[all] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

[laughs heartily]

[plays fluty tune]

[yawns]

[clears throat]

-Hey, Patrick.

-Hey, SpongeBob.

-All ready to go jelly fishing?

-Nope.

Just kidding!

[laughs]

I see you've even

brought your double net!

Yep! It's three times as fun.

Uh, Patrick,

don't you mean twice as fun?

-What is?

-You're... never mind.

Ooh! SpongeBob, that reminds me.

We should probably check

the weather report before we go.

Good idea.

[TV] And now, the weather!

Here we go.

Thank you, Phil.

Today's weather forecast

calls for...

a horrible storm will

ravage the Bikini Bottom area.

[both] A horrible storm?

You heard me.

Panic is not advised,

although it is recommended.

Also, an advisory

has been issued

to avoid any and all

jelly fishing if possible.

Patrick, help me get

these boards nailed up.

SpongeBob, this seems like

a strange time

to start decorating.

Start dec--?

You, sir, obviously do not

recognize fine decorating

when you see it!

Admire it later, Patrick.

We've gotta get my house

converted to a shelter

capable of withstanding weather.

You can say that again.

-Actually, I can't.

-Why?

Because I just stepped

on one of these nails!

[hums]

Gotcha!

Now, just one quick

flick of the wrist and...

[screams]

Violin!

Whew! Nice work, buddy.

Now my house can withstand

anything nature has

to throw at us.

I guess Squidward's

not part of nature.

Squidward! Did you come to

weather out the storm with us?

No! I... What storm?

The one Phil Prafloonsner

told us about.

-Who's that?

-The weatherman on the news.

I can't understand

a word you're saying.

Come on, Squidward.

It'll be fun!

While the elements rage outside,

we'll snuggle in here and pass

the time by playing board games,

playing Tic Tac Toe,

and drinking hot cocoa,

and playing Tic Tac Toe,

and doing jigsaw puzzles,

and watching TV,

and drinking hot cocoa,

and doing jigsaw puzzles,

and playing board games,

and drinking hot tea.

-I thought it was cocoa!

-Oh, yeah. Hot cocoa...

-We'll be drinking.

-That's better.

Well, I think I'll pass.

Even if I let you borrow my

huggly, snuggly bunny slippers?

Hmm.

I'll have to think about that.

OK! But you better think fast.

Patrick here really loves my...

[thunderclap]

Squidward! Welcome back!

Here's your slippers.

[thunderclap]

There. That's better.

What's better about it?

I liked it better before,

when I could see!

The lights went off.

Yes, they did.

When you turned them off!

-SpongeBob!

-Patrick, what is it?!

I never realized how delicious

your hot cocoa is!

Oh, thank you, Patrick.

Oh, boy. How about some of

those games you promised?

[thunderclap]

OK, boys. Let's roll to see

who goes first.

This is Tic Tac Toe.

You don't roll to see

who goes first!

He's right. You play

rock, paper, scissors for it.

Oh, yeah.

One.

-Two.

-Three.

It's a tie.

Darn it!

[all] One, two, three!

Darn it! Ooh!

I'll get you next time.

One, two, three.

-Tie.

-Darn it!

-One, two, three.

-Tie.

-Darn it!

There! I win, see?

[both] Hmm.

I'm not seeing anything there.

Yeah, looks like a lot of junk.

What do you mean

you're not seeing anything?

There's three in a row

right here!

Tic Tac Toe!

Easy, friend.

Yeah, relax, Squidward.

We're just here to have fun.

Oh, OK. Yeah, OK. Here we go.

-Congratulations, Squidward!

-Well played.

Come on, Patrick. You can do it!

-Be the puzzle piece.

-[groans]

Cannot... complete...

jigsaw... puzzle.

Difficulty level too advanced.

Rate... of... brain...

activity... increasing...

aging process... by years...

per second.

Come on, Grandpa.

You can do it.

You've got a few good years

of life left in you.

Eh?

[chants] Go, Patrick, go! Go,

Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, go!

Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick,

go! Go, Patrick, go!

I told you creatures I was

trying to take a nap over here.

Now, for the last time,

can't you just...

Hang on. Patrick was

just about to figure out

where the last piece

of this puzzle goes.

-Weren't you, Patrick?!

-Who's the green guy?

It's the last piece

of the puzzle!

There's only one place

it can go! Right here!

[gasps]

Squidward, it wasn't your turn.

That's cheating!

Cheating?! It's a jigsaw puzzle!

You can't cheat!

Oh, it's OK.

We'll just start over.

I gotta get out of here!

[thunderclap]

Oh, welcome back, Squidward.

We were right about

to start figuring out

where this first puzzle piece

goes.

Oh! Maybe Squidward

can help us--

-No, he can't.

-Please, Squidward?

-No way.

-Please?

I have an even better idea.

-What is it?

-Yeah, tell us!

[both] Tell us! Tell us!

Tell us!

Shh! Quiet time.

It's a game called Boundaries.

Ooh! Ooh!

Yes, Patrick?

Ah, will there be

any spelling in this game?

-Oh, no. No spelling.

-Yes!

It's very simple.

The object of the game is to see

how long everyone

can leave Squidward alone.

Until the storm passes,

he will stay inside boundaries

he defines with chalk lines

on the floor.

-I have a question!

-What?

Where are you gonna get

the chalk?

I brought some.

[thunderclap]

[chalk scrapes]

[sighs] Brilliant work as usual,

Squidward.

Now, all I have to do is

sit here

until this storm blows over.

[stomach growls]

Wait a minute! I'm starving!

SpongeBob's gotta have

some snacks in here somewhere.

Ah, jackpot!

Meow!

[laughs] I bet you wish

you had some of this, don't--

Snail food?! [screams]

I gotta find some real food.

Maybe in the kitchen.

Halt! Nobody is to cross

this boundary!

I'm the one who drew this line

you're not supposed to cross.

If you drew it, let me see

your identification papers.

Identifi... Fine!

When this storm is over, you're

gonna regret this, mister.

What? I don't have them!

They must be in my other pants!

If you just let me cross,

I can go and get them.

Please, I promise I'll...

You may be telling the truth.

Oh, thank you!

Thank you, thank you!

-I'm so hungry I--

-But then again, you may not.

Come with me.

We shall find out the truth.

That'll be the day!

[blows whistle]

Stop that cephalopod!

[shrieks]

Please! I just wanna get back

onto my side of the boundary!

This I cannot allow!

It is against the rules!

But all I wanted

was something to eat!

Did somebody say

"something to eat"?

[both scream, crashing]

My food!

Your food?

Hey! I want some too!

[all make monkey sounds]

[barks]

[grunts]

[growls]

[both growl]

Is this really

what we've come to?

Is one little storm all it takes

to turn us

into complete animals?

Apparently so.

Well, that and a refrigerator

full of food, anyways.

Hey, did you hear that?

Oh. It's just Patrick

gnawing on his can.

No, not that!

I mean from outside!

-I don't hear anything.

-The storm must have stopped!

-Squidward, wait!

-Whoo-hoo!

So long, suckers!

[screams]

Ah, curse you, Prafloonsner.

And good riddance.

Next time, read the sign

about our mandatory

"side of fries" policy!

Another bright-eyed,

bushy-tailed customer.

-I...

-Wanna stop spending money here?

Don't worry. I'm not gonna keep

you from doing what you want!

Give him a Krabby Patty

with the works!

-I'm not hungry!

-[laughs] Oh, that's funny.

I'll think about that one

while you buy some kelp soda.

Boy! You're doing it all wrong.

Here, take this.

Now you can flip two patties

at the same time,

-do twice the work.

-[gasps]

-Mr. Krabs, you're a...

-Genius? Perhaps.

Or maybe I'm just a little off.

Wow, if only I was a little off.

Are you gonna let me out

of here? Help!

[gasps]

Formula! Blasted flimsy nails!

How am I supposed to hide

my formula in this nonsense?

Ah, well.

It's the life I chose to live.

Did you see that?

Yeah, Krabs hides his formula

under the floor. So what?

So everything!

That means I know where it is!

Doesn't mean you can get to it.

What kind of wife...

We'll see about that.

[laughs] I knew this baby

would come in handy.

-Uh-huh.

-Turn on the navigation system.

Let's get this show on the road!

Dig meters, then turn right.

[laughs]

At this rate we'll have

the formula before you can say--

Barnacles! Now what?

It appears we've stumbled

into a mishap.

Now we're stuck between a rock

and a hard place, literally.

Well, let's just dig deeper

and go around it.

The only problem with that--

Shh! Can't you see

I'm concentrating?

Yes! You see what happens

when you let me make

my own decisions?

Now maybe we'll get some--

[screams]

What happened?

Well, right before you started

making your own decisions,

I was about to say

we're digging right above

an underground cave.

The majesty!

I've never seen such beauty.

[cries]

Sob, sob, cry, sob.

It's such a shame

no-one else can see it.

[cries]

Plankton, I think I know how we

can push Krabs out of business.

We'll lure the customers

underground

with this gorgeous scenery!

Karen, please. I'm trying

to process my emotions!

Karen! I think I know how we

can push Krabs out of business!

We'll lure the customers

underground

with this gorgeous scenery!

-Man, I'm good.

-[screaming]

Cave dwellers!

[creatures growl]

Whoa!

Get back!

That's better!

From now on,

you shall be my minions,

servants to follow

my every order.

I decree this kingdom

to be called the Chum Caverns!

And may the people of

Bikini Bottom shudder

in awe of its majesty.

[laughs maniacally]

Hurry up, Mom!

I wanna see the Chum Caverns

before the line gets too long!

Never you mind, Suzy.

It's already too late for that.

[screams]

You know, this stuff

is hideously inedible.

But your decor is so amazing, I

can't resist spending my money.

[screams]

Two orders of Chum Nuggets,

please.

[screams]

That certainly is Chum.

And such steamy Chumminess

deserves recompense.

Oh, I'll take that.

Eat your twisted, blackened,

money-grubbing heart out, Krabs.

I'm even profiting off

your most loyal ally.

[expl*si*n]

I'm running out of space

for this stuff!

Got an empty safe

I can borrow, Krabs? [laughs]

But seriously,

this is getting really heavy.

Patrick,

isn't this place amazing?

[babbles]

Here's your Chum Nuggets, buddy.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Your Chum Kebab!

Uh, I guess you don't come down

here for the food anyway.

You come down here to admire

the splendor

of the Chum Caverns.

That and the gift shop.

That's right, Patrick.

The gift shop!

[both laugh]

Yeah, baby!

I've got Cavern Fever!

Where have you been?

What's that thing on your head?

It's a stalag-miter.

Available exclusively

at the Chum Caverns gift shop.

How dare you spend all the money

I don't pay you

at my arch rival's!

Boy, Plankton's really

cleaning up down there.

Which means the only way

to pick this business up

is to run it into the ground.

Another order of Chum Balls.

Huh?

Krabs? What are you doing here?

I'm here to steal back

my customers.

With the savory flavor of

a Krabby Patty. Now go get it.

Krabs, you can't just

slither down here

and steal all my customers.

-It's unethical.

-Unethical?

This is all perfectly legit.

I call full drilling rights.

Sea turtles! He called it.

He always was good

with legal jargon.

Alright, Krabs.

If you think it's fair

to undercut my business,

then I'm gonna undercut you!

[screams]

[laughs]

How does it feel, Krabs?

Being in the hole, so to speak.

Not well, I'd imagine. Now hold

still so I can bury you.

Not if I bury you first!

Eh?

[groans]

Fine, Krabs. Have it your way!

[gasps]

We're trapped, trapped,

trapped, I tell you!

This is all your fault. I ought

to boil and butter you for this!

Plankton, I don't think

you grasp the severity

of our situation.

We're trapped down here,

as in... there is no way out!

Ha! There may be no way out

for you, Krabs,

but you needn't worry about me.

My diminutive stature allows me

to slip through rubble

with ease.

I can't make it! We're doomed!

Uh-huh. That's what I've been

trying to tell you.

[both cry]

Comfort me!

[both cry]

[both cry]

Look at us, old, gray.

Nearing the end.

Say, Plankton, if we ever make

it out of here with our lives,

let's agree to work together.

You're right, Krabs. Let's bury

the hatchet now and forever.

We have a deal.

No more bickering.

No more skullduggery

of any kind.

Yeah. Hang on a minute.

Don't you hear that?

[drilling]

Surprise!

You found us, boy!

I should pay you for this.

Or just pay me

for the job I already do.

Hey, Plankton, we're free!

Where'd he go?

I'm way ahead of you, Krabs.

[laughs]

You better not be trying

to steal my formula!

I am, and I will!

But what about our deal?!

What? We're still

working together. Come on.

You're helping me steal

your formula.

That's it! Just wait till

I get my claws on you!

Now to get that formula!

[all scream]

Satisfied with yourself,

Plankton?

Now you've trapped us all

underground.

At least we're in

a good restaurant.

c*ptive customers. I should have

thought of this sooner!

But without Squidward I'll need

someone to work the register.

[screams]