whatever you're selling, we
Don't want any.
argit: You got a real nice
Castle here.
It'd be a shame if anything
Happened to it.
what are you talking about?
argit: Your home.
Your hearth.
Your cache of priceless alien
Technology.
if you know about that, you
Also know that the
Forever knights are not to be
Trifled with.
argit: I'd never trifle with
You guys.
In fact, I'm here to help.
I'm selling insurance -- piece
Of mind.
For just $ , a month, I can
Guarantee that this castle won't
Ll down.
is that some sort of
Half-baked thr*at?
argit: Oh, it's a fully-baked
Promise.
[ grunts ]
How do you like that?
I put out the hand of
Friendship, and you pull out the
Sword of not friendship.
[ rumbling ]
All of this could've been
Avoided.
Tell your friends!
[ indistinct talking ]
wow, ben, looks like quite a
Big turnout from your fans, the
Wanna-bens.
ben: Thanks, chet, but the
Real fans prefer to be called
"ben addicts."
gwen: He put the "dumb" in
Stardom.
kevin: Fame turns everybody
Into a nimrod.
hey, hey, hey, hey, no
Pushing.
Pick that up!
Stay in line!
What, were you raised in a barn?
ben: Here you go.
One for you.
And you.
Oh, not forgetting you.
some say charity events like
This are a poor apology for the
Damage caused by your various
Battles.
ben, ben, ben, ben, ben, ben!
ben: Um, why don't you ask me
About the delicious flavors that
Mr. Smoothy has for ben month
Instead?
What?!
um...
I-I'm your biggest fan.
But, you know, after all the
Hype, the alien x smoothy was a
Real disappointment.
[ slurps ]
Kind of tastes like filler.
[ pop snaps, pen squeaks ]
[ whoosh! ]
viewers are concerned about
The destruction that seems to
Follow in your wake.
ben: Destruction? Me?
That's crazy talk.
The idea that I'm some sort of
Trouble magnet is...
[ spectators murmur ]
Um...
Ah, nuts.
There's a door right there!
gwen: If you're done with
Your interview...
ben: For the record, this is
A total coincidence.
[ beep ]
spidermonkey: Spidermonkey!
[ cheers and applause ]
It's a hero time.
kevin: Give it a rest, will
Ya?
[ cheers and applause ]
gwen: Just to be sure we're
Seeing the same thing, are the
Forever knights stealing a
Smoothy machine?
kevin: Thirsty?
it says ben flavors.
I only count nine souvenir cups.
spidermonkey: Hey, I was
Gonna ask the store if I could
Have that!
[ screeches ]
ohh!
[ cheers and applause ]
spidermonkey: Thank you!
Yes, I am amazing.
fight!
If we return to our master
Without the object of our quest,
It means our lives!
[ both shout ]
[ all cheering ]
kevin: [ grunting ]
agh!
gwen: [ grunts ]
[ all grunt ]
kevin: [ grunting ]
we have our prize!
Forever knights...
Run away!
[ cheers and applause ]
spidermonkey: I, uh, really
Appreciate all the attention,
But this is not the best time.
gwen: Could you try and take
This a little more seriously?
spidermonkey: Right.
[ cheers and applause continue ]
That's a wrap!
[ laughs ]
[ cheers and applause ]
kevin: Teleport beam?
That's new.
gwen: Really?
That's what grabs your
Attention -- not that they just
Stole a smoothy machine?
ben: And the collectible
Cups.
gwen: Nobody cares about your
Cups.
What's next?
ben: We need intel.
We need someone smart, totally
In the know, and wired into the
Alien underground.
We need the best.
[ doorbell rings ]
jimmy, your friends are here!
[ sweetly ] who wants cookies?
kevin: She offered.
I'm being polite.
forever knights, huh?
I thought you were gonna ask me
About the trans-fat conspiracy.
The government wants us to get
Fat so they can sell us new
Clothes, only in a larger size.
gwen: Maybe later.
I also think the toon channel
Purposely makes one really bad
Episode of "sumo slammers" every
Season to get us to buy more
Toys.
ben: Wait.
I bought a goat action figure!
kevin: Okay, nerds, I'm out
Of cookies.
What about the forever knights?
I know they've been acting
Weird for a couple weeks now.
Here they are robbing a pizza
Place, then two days ago,
Benny's burritos.
gwen: They've stolen before.
What's odd about that?
they didn't touch the money.
They only stole pizza and
Burritos.
kevin: Burritos?
Weird all right.
gwen: Why don't we just ask
Them what's going on?
ben: The forever knights
Operate in absolute secrecy.
To get in contact with one of
Their leaders would take --
james, old friend, I'm sorry,
But you've picked an ill time to
Chat.
[ rumbling ]
gwen: Foreverduke ?
he's awesome at craft of w*r.
We dominate all of earth.
sire, we must flee!
The beast att*cks!
Our battlements crumble around
Us!
james, I must go. Do not --
whoa.
ben: We'll need an address,
Jimmy.
gwen: This is the place, all
Right.
kevin: Was the place.
ben: Someone's destroying the
Forever knights.
kevin: I like it better when
I drive.
gwen: Shh!
Go ahead, jimmy.
it turns out another castle
Was knocked down last month.
They say they were remodeling.
Yeah, right.
jimmy, are you ready for
Gymnastics class?
I'm not going to gymnastics
Class!
I'm trying to help solve a
Mystery!
young man, you will do a
Healthy physical activity at
Least four days a week or no
Computer.
Do you understand?
mom!
gwen: I'll get him back.
ben: Don't bother.
We're here.
gwen: So, stealth is out.
ben: We aren't any good at
Stealth anyway.
[ beeping ]
jetray: Jetray!
[ all grunt ]
[ both grunt ]
kevin: [ grunting ]
[ r*fles cock ]
argit: Guys!
[ armor clattering ]
kevin: Argit?
argit: Put down the hardware,
Boys.
These are my friends.
Go clean my room.
It's a pigsty in there.
[ all grumbling ]
Great to see you, guys.
Nice digs, huh?
gwen: I hate to ask this
Twice in one day, but are you
Guys seeing...
jetray: Yes. Yes, we are.
argit: [ snaps fingers ]
[ armor clattering ]
[ armor scraping ]
kevin: All right, argit,
What's the scam?
argit: Scam?
Oh, I'm -- I'm hurt.
Deeply hurt that an old friend
Like you would think badly of
Me, especially after I've gone
To all the trouble of collecting
The money I owe you.
[ snaps fingers ]
[ armor clattering ]
kevin: Hello, beautiful.
gwen: Kevin!
kevin: Right -- there's got
To be a catch.
Look, you know I love money more
Than anything in the world.
gwen: What did you say?
kevin: Almost anything in the
World, but you'd better start
Telling me what's really going
On here.
And I mean right now!
argit: You don't want to take
That approach with me.
kevin: Why not?
You're overdue for a b*ating.
[ rumbling ]
Agh!
argit: Kevin, meet my new
Best buddy, andreas.
kevin: [ grunting ]
[ shouting distortedly ]
A little help here!
[ shouting continues ]
gwen: Why don't you get your
Money to help you?
[ rattling ]
jetray: Okay, that's enough.
Unh!
Unh!
kevin: [ grunting ]
[ grunting loudly ]
gwen: Unh!
argit: Stop! Please stop!
You're scaring him!
jetray: We're scaring him?!
argit: Easy, big guy.
It's okay. They're good friends.
Friends!
[ grunts ]
kevin: Unh!
friends?
argit: Yeah, friends.
No one's gonna hurt you.
It's okay.
kevin: I feel like I was in a
Paint mixer.
argit: I found him a few
Weeks ago.
Poor guy didn't know which way
Was up.
Now we're best buds.
argit is andreas' friend.
argit: Andreas moves through
Rock like we walk through air.
And he can make earthquakes.
[ electronic whirring ]
uncataloged dna acquired.
argit: Ben's a friend, too,
Andreas.
ben: Not if you're doing what
I think you're doing.
argit: And what's that, smart
Guy?
kevin: Making the
Forever knights work for you.
argit: Making them? No.
They chose to work for me so
Nothing bad happens to their
Nice castles.
I'm providing a service.
gwen: This is totally wrong.
Zou're using poor andreas!
argit: He can leave whenever
He wants.
I couldn't stop him if I tried.
But he likes it here with me.
kevin: You're a dirtbag.
Just because somebody's dumb
Enough to trust you, I --
argit: Do you mean andreas or
You?
kevin: You know what a
Concrete fist tastes like?
argit: Face it, kev.
No one can match up against my
Big buddy -- not the knights,
Not you.
How about a smoothy for the
Road.
That's a hint.
I'm telling you to get out of my
Castle.
ben: Yeah, we got that.
argit: Hey.
What's your damage, lunkhead?
Nobody barges into my castle.
your castle?
So, this is your castle, is it?
argit: It sure is.
Who the heck are you?
I am sir dagonet.
[ knights murmuring ]
argit: What's your angle?
my angle?
You mistake me, vermin.
argit: Now, w-wait a minute,
Big fella.
Let's not get hasty.
I, sir dagonet, am here to
Restore the honor of the
Forever knights, which you have
Sullied with your alien filth.
kevin: Shouldn't have sullied
Him, man.
I bring you our justice and
Righteous anger.
You will be thrown in chains and
Taken to the forever king's
Dungeon for your inquisition.
[ growls ]
argit: So, bottom line, you
Want me to stop being king of
This castle and instead go live
In a dungeon?
Yeah, I'm gonna say "no,
Thanks."
See, all these knights in here,
They work for me.
Now you come in here and you try
To tell me what to do?
I say, you and what army?
knights!
ben: That army.
argit: I'm saved!
Thank goodness you're here.
what?
argit: These guys are
Controlling a monster to take
Over your territory, and they
Made me the patsy, putting me on
A throne and forcing me to wear
This ridiculously soft and
Luxurious robe to make it look
Like I'm the one in charge.
both: What?
kevin: If you think anyone's
Dumb enough to believe that --
argit: I hope you didn't mind
My act.
I had to be rude with you in
Front of the -- you know, the
Masterminds.
But I was s-so happy to see you
Striding in.
were you?
argit: I can't believe they
Sent you, sir dagonet, the
Greatest warrior ever born.
I totally knew who you were.
I mean, who doesn't?
[ chuckles ]
We're pals now, right?
Ugh!
This is so nuts!
I'm the victim here!
though I find you loathsome
And would gladly slay you if I
Came upon you in the woods, you
And your compatriots shall have
Your day in front of the high
Inquisitor.
argit: Hey, wait.
W-what's gonna happen to
Andreas?
the monster?
We're forever knights.
We slay monsters.
argit: You can't do that to
My meal ticket.
I mean my friend.
ben: Do any of your schemes
Ever work?
argit: Hello -- my scheme
Saved your lives.
If you guys had busted into
Action when
Knighty mcknighterson came in,
We'd all be dead.
kevin: I think I still have
One of your quills in my butt.
gwen: Ohh.
I'm surprised your money didn't
Protect you.
kevin: Is she ever gonna drop
That?
ben: Nope, never.
kevin: Ugh!
argit: Hey, stop arguing and
Get us out of here.
You don't want to be
Inquisitioned, do you?
kevin: Not our problem.
You're the one who knocked down
Their castles.
argit: Forever knights hate
Everything alien.
That includes you guys.
After they k*ll andreas, we're
Next.
gwen: They're doing what?
argit: Yeah, yeah, dagonet
Said they're gonna execute him
Summarily, and
that's the worst kind.
We have to save him!
Please!
[ sobs ]
He's my best friend.
ben: No one's k*lling anyone.
[ whooshing ]
uh!
kevin: After you.
gwen: Sure you don't want to
Hold the door for your money?
ben: Come on.
argit.
in accordance with
Forever knight law, any alien
Who dares to set foot or claw or
Pseudopod upon our planet shall
Be ex*cuted.
The charges are as follows.
ben: For once argit wasn't
Lying.
They're planning to sh**t
Andreas.
gwen: Well, I've got other
Plans.
[ creak! ]
kevin: Where do you think
You're going?
argit: I was scouting our
Escape route, taking point.
That's the most dangerous
Position, you know.
Look, andreas had a great run,
But no one lives forever.
And we'll always remember him in
Our hearts.
kevin: You're coming with us,
And you can stay on point.
argit: Aah!
Ugh!
the space vermin.
argit: Hi, guys.
Remember all the fun we had with
The smoothy machine and
Everything?
You wouldn't sh**t me, right?
[ g*ns cock ]
swampfire: Swampfire!
I don't think so.
you're nice.
Andreas sorry for shaking you.
kevin: Uhh!
All right, buddy.
gwen: Aah!
kevin: This way, big fella.
justice shall be carried out.
argit: No, no.
Scaring him is a bad idea.
And sh**ting me is a worse idea.
aah!
gwen: Wah!
ruined.
But there's still a way to use
It to k*ll the beast.
kevin: That thing's set on
Self-destruct.
We need to clear out of here.
[ rumbling ]
gwen: He's scared.
How do you stop him?
argit: Stop him?
I just let him go until he
Knocks the building down.
Then I give him a burrito.
gwen: Ugh.
You are so helpful.
knights, to me.
[ beeping ]
There's no escape for the
Guilty.
The sentence will be carried out
On all of you.
swampfire: You guys go.
I'll wrap up the cannon in vines
To muffle the expl*si*n.
argit: Good idea.
Ben can stay.
kevin: Won't matter.
The discharge from the cannon's
Ar- power cell will take out
Five square miles.
argit: I'll bet andreas could
Absorb the whole thing.
gwen: No.
argit: He's a big boy.
Let him decide.
Andreas, can you hold that b*mb
Real tight?
Can you suck up the expl*si*n?
argit save andreas.
Now andreas save argit and new
Friends.
gwen: Ben, we can't let him
Do that.
swampfire: We can't let
Everyone for five square miles
Be k*lled, either.
[ rumbling ]
argit: O-oh, no!
I lost everything.
Do you know how much money I had
In there?
kevin: He trusted you.
He loved you.
And what did you do?
You used him.
You used his feelings for you,
And...
Now he's gone.
argit: Sometimes I just don't
Get you, kevin.
None of you.
gwen: No, you wouldn't.
kevin: Andreas set up
Countervibrations that absorbed
Most of the blast.
He saved us.
ben: He saved everyone.
it hurts.
aggregor: I'll make you all
Better.
Four down and one to go.
Then the fun begins.
01x07 - Andreas' Fault
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A year after Ben defeated Vilgax, he's known the world over as a hero and must learn to master the powers of the Ultimatrix.
A year after Ben defeated Vilgax, he's known the world over as a hero and must learn to master the powers of the Ultimatrix.