02x11 - Unearthed

[bunniefuu]

[soft grunting ]

[ beeping ]

[lock disengages ]

[drills whirring ]

It is not one of our ships,
sir.

The workers found it buried
here.

The excavation project must
proceed.

The Highbreed have so ordered.

Nothing will stand in our way.

As you say, sir.

[grunts ]

You, you, and you,
get some heavier equipment

down into the mine.

Go now!

[grunts ]

The power coupling's gone bad.

No, sir.

The coupling's missing.

[grunts ]

[video game beeping ]

[gasps ]

[gasps ]

[tires screech ]

Come on! Let's go!
Go now!

[ roars ]

[engine sputters ]

[trailer creaks ]

[tires screech ]

[grunts ]

[grunts ]

[grunts happily]

[grunts angrily]

I'm definitely getting
something.

The mana trail is getting
stronger and stronger.

You said that like two
hours ago, Gwen.

GWEN:
I'm trying to concentrate, Kevin.

Let her work.

For what?

It's a wild goose chase.

I don't think so.

All those reports of a monster
wandering around here,

wrecking stuff...

KEVIN:
Doesn't mean it's the
DNAliens, Ben.

It could be a bear that escaped
from the zoo.

GWEN:
No reports of missing
animals from any zoo

in the entire state.

It must be a DNAlien.

What else is strong enough to
tear down a traffic light?

And DNAliens are mad
at the traffic light why?

I don't know, but --

GWEN:
Hold up, guys!

Got something for sure.
[ brakes squeak ]

It's close.

Over there.

[grunts ]

[ howls ]

[gags ]

BEN:
Drop it!

[grunts ]

To be fair, you did tell him to
drop it.

[grunts happily]

He's not very DNAlieny,
is he?

That looks like
Highbreed tech, though,

so maybe he's working for them.

What's he trying to
build with all that stuff?

[ rattling ]

[grunts ]

We don't want to have to
hurt you.

Drop the w*apon and give
yourself up.

You'll have to read
him his rights first, Tennyson.

Just take him out!
[grunts ]

[grunts ]

[ beep]

Humongousaur!

[gasps ]

[growls ]

[ both grunting ]

Aww.

I think he loves you.

[grunting ]
So not funny!

[groans ]

[ crying ]

Oh, come on.

I didn't hit you that hard.

[gasps ]

He's going for a
w*apon!

[grunts happily]

[laughs ]

Don't have much
of an attention span, do you?

[grunts ]

[gasps ]

[grunts ]

He's getting away!

[ metal screeches ]

[grunts ]

[gasps ]

[screams ]

Leave you guys alone
for five minutes!

[grunts happily]

Is that monster for "I give up"?

Do I look like
I speak monsterese?

Oh. Right.

It's calming down.

I think the fight's over.

Aah!

Gwen!

[grunting ]

Put her down!

Don't move!

It'll squoosh her!

I don't want to be
squooshed!

We got to do something!

[grunts softly]

Put me down!

Now!

Thank you.

You hit him high.

I'll hit him low.

[ both grunt ]

Don't hurt it!

Why not?

I think it's just a baby.

He squished you pretty
hard, Gwen.

No.
She's right.

All that random stuff it
stole around town --

it's not building anything with
it after all.

She thinks they're
toys.

Look.

[laughs ]

What makes you think
it's a girl?

Yeah.

If it was a girl, it would
have a big bow

on the side of its head or
something.

[sighs ]

You didn't pay much attention in
health class, did you?

[grunts ]

Listen, we can't really be
wasting time

babysitting this
thing.

But she needs our help, guys.

We can't just leave her
wandering around the desert.

Needs our help?

[thudding ]

[laughs ]

Come on, Gwen.
Focus.

We're on a mission of
intergalactic proportions.

This creature has nothing to do
with that.

There's the creature.

And there's our power coupling.

Should have known it would be
working with you, Ben Tennyson!

Me?

What?

[grunts ]

[grunts ]

[growls ]

Aaaaaah!

Uh, thanks.

[spits ]

Looking for this?

[grunts ]

Whoops.

[ DNAliens scream ]

[grunts ]
Keep away!

[grunts ]

Ben, heads up!

[grunts ]

[grunts ]

Better split up.

[ beep]

Echo Echo!

Retrieve the power coupling!

We'll deal with the thief later.

[screeches ]

Aha!

Uh-oh!

[screeches ]

[grunts ]

Thanks, guys.

No problem!

Dude, you're talking
to yourselves again.

[ beep]

[grunts ]

Okay.

[laughs ]

[ rattles ]

We got trouble.

If the DNAliens need that power
coupling,

they'll be back in
force.

Not to mention,

I've got no idea what we should
do about that.

Her!

Whatever!

Well, do you want to
keep standing around here,

arguing about it,
or help me hide her?

I'd like to keep
standing around.

I'd like to keep
arguing about it.

If you don't want to know,
don't ask.

[grunting ]

Your turn, Gwen.

It's always my turn.

You're the one who
wanted to help it.

BOTH:
Her!

Do I look like I care?

[glass shatters ]

What are you doing?!

Don't put that in your
mouth!

You don't know where it's been!

[ burps ]

That's it!
Out!

She's just a baby!

She didn't know!

Gwen, much as I hate
siding with Kevin,

Tiny has to go back where she
came from.

You weren't planning
on keeping her, were you?

Doesn't matter.

We're stuck with her until
nightfall, anyway.

What?! No!

Get her out of here while I
still have some car left!

If we take her outside
during the day,

she's a big old moving target,
for the DNAliens

and everybody else in town.

I don't think she can see so
well in the sunlight, anyway.

[ crash ]

Hmm.

That would explain why it only
rampaged at night.

She.

All right.

Tonight we'll get Tiny to lead
us to wherever she came from.

She really will be safer there.

Yeah.

Come on!

I'll get you a new one?

[all gurgling ]

[grunts ]

[grunts ]

[grunts ]

[grunts ]

This way.

Look!

KEVIN:
Looks homey.

Okay, guess this is goodbye,
then.

Have a nice life.

[grunts questioningly]

Worth a sh*t.

[ beeping ]

Stay out here and guard
the door.

I'm going in.

Be careful.

[ creature grunts in distance]

GWEN:
Oh.

Wait a minute.

Were you inside the stasis pod?

[grunts ]

Your parents.

I bet your parents are still
inside their pods.

[thud ]
[ rumbling ]

Whoa!

On my mark.

Ready?

Aim.

Gwen!

[ beeping ]

Chromastone!

[zap! ]

[ DNAliens screeching ]

What are they all doing down
here?

You mean besides
trying to clean our clocks?

[ roars ]

Fire!

[grunting ]

No!

Leave the kid alone!

[grunting softly]

[ coughs ]

Wow.

Something to think about

next time you get
into an argument with her.

What do you think she was trying
to do with all this junk?

When she woke up and
her parents weren't around,

she toddled outside and brought
back stuff

that looked like it could
help.

Like us?

[ beep]
Think I've got the stasis pod's
control panel working.

Good.

Wake them up.

[whirring ]

[ roars ]

[ creatures grunting happily]

Huh.

[grunts ]

[ rattles ]

[grunts happily]

What do you mean,
this isn't alpha proxima?

And it's not ?

Yes, dear.
I see you.

It's the st century.

You're on the Earth.

In the Earth, actually.

What are you doing
underground?

No idea.

We were traveling to the other
side of your galaxy to colonize,

in suspended animation
for the journey.

But some kind of temporal
occlusion occurred

while we were
flying by the Earth

that must have caused us to
crash-land here.

In .

You think?

There was a time-machine
experiment that year.

It must have affected your
ship's engine.

And when you crashed,

your ship dug a hole
in the ground...

...that filled in and
grew over after all this time.

We've been asleep underground
for half a century?

The DNAliens weren't
digging for your ship.

They just happened to find you
down here.

Lucky for you.

I can't imagine what anyone would
need this much crystal quartz for.

Maybe a teleporter grid?

[grunts ]

No, honey.

You can't keep her.

Earthlings need to roam free.

[sighs ]

What I can't figure is
why the translation circuits

in our badges and Ben 's watch
didn't work on Tiny

but I understand
you two just fine.

Our daughter can't talk yet.

She's just a baby.

Told you.

[ rattles ]

[grunts ]

That's okay, Tiny.

You keep it.

[whirring ]

[ boom! ]

[grunting ]
I want Gwen.

[gasps ]

Baby's first word!

I wonder what it means.