10x09 - The Getaway/Lost and Found

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- Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Spongebob

Squarepants!

I suggested having this lesson in the cemetery

because I thought you couldn't k*ll anyone here.

But now I'm afraid you're disturbing the dead!

Before they bury me,

get me to a pay phone.

I need to call another instructor for you.

I just...can't... take it anymore!

Aah! Ah! Uhh!

- Huh? You stopped in front of the prison?

Never mind! Any place is better than in this boat with you!

- What are ya waiting for? Step on it!

- You must be the new driving instructor.

Student driver. That's me.

I just don't take a bad picture, do I?

- Uh, yeah, yeah, sure.

I'm your new driving instructor.

- Great! Look at how I can tune the radio.

- Breaking News! Huh?

- Notorious criminal Sticky Fins Whiting

has just escaped from prison.

- Very good radio tuning skills.

Now, drive as fast as you can!

- Stop! Spongebob!

Come back!

I can't believe I said that!

- Sticky Fins, where are you?

I can't be that late.

- Follow that sponge!

- You ain't Sticky Fins.

- And you ain't a chocolate cake!

Now, step on it!

- Yes, ma'am! Dorsal Dan at your service!

Crater-face! We're being followed. Lose that tail!

- I thought it'd made me look cool.

Guess not.

- Not that tail! The cops behind us!

Drive crazy!

- Ohhhhhh, that I can do!

Yah-ha-ha-ha!

Oh, yeah!

- Wow! He's driving like a psycho!

Who taught him how to drive?

Good baby?

- Waaaaaahhhhh!

- Gosh!

- I say, how's my automobiling?

Simply smashing.

You're simply smashing into things!

Let's see what's on the menu!

Oh! I'll take those.

Hmm?

- Excuse me sir, I'm in the middle of a driving lesson.

- Aah!

- Look out, you maniac!

- You're going the wrong way! Turn this thing around!

- You got it! Turning around!

- Oh, you're a great instructor! What now?

- Just...go with the flow.

- Looks like they shook us. Don't worry, we'll find them.

- They'll probably revoke my teacher's license for this.

- Hey, I'm a teacher too! I teach all kinds of things.

Safe cracking, burglary, getaway driving.

- I did notice you're a very good driver.

- Ha ha, you ain't such a bad passenger yourself.

Oh, my!

- Here's your next test. Follow me.

Distracted drivers are dangerous.

I want you to distract that salesman in the store.

- I don't understand how this is gonna help with my driving.

- It's, uh... abstract thinking.

- Hey, I've heard of that!

- Welcome!

- Distract with the abstract.

- Hey, shapes and noises! I love it!

- What's the next lesson?

- The nearest electronics store.

- Oh, you really know how to challenge a guy.

- Help! Help! I've been robbed!

- I've shopped in that place before,

and I've been robbed too.

- What now, beautiful? - I wouldn't mind

seeing you navigate a four-way stop.

- Romance always has the right of way.

- Oh, my!

Wha...

Oop.

Whoa!

- I need to launder these bills...fast!

- I know just the place!

But first, let me adjust your seat.

- Ooh!

Hey! What's the big idea?

- What is wrong with you?

- I think your sponge should be around here somewhere.

- I didn't even feel you slow down.

You've got such a gentle foot on the pedal.

- Gosh. No one's ever said I had a gentle foot before.

- Oh-ho.

Spongebob!

- Why's that jerk honking?

Go! Drive!

- Sorry about your gentle foot!

Hi-yah! - Hey...Owww!

Ooh, driving Range!

- How's my driving?

Doh-doh-doh-doh-doh...

- Doh! That kinda hurts, don't ya think?

Pfffffttt!

For the love of Neptune, let's get outta here!

Oh, yeah.

- Aah! Ha ha!

Ooh!

Ooh...ow!

Aaaaaaaah!

I just wanna know...

what'd I ever do to deserve this?

- Would you like to test me on road signs now?

Let's see...

"Stop,"

"No Left Turn,"

and that one over there that says

"Falling Rocks!!!"

- Wait, what? Ooh!

Oof!

Whoa!

- Aaaaahhhh!

- Spongebob!

- Mrs. Puff!

- Sticky Fins!

- Dorsal Dan!

Help meeeee!

- Hey, Mrs. Puff! The new instructor's been

teaching me so much. Not as much as you.

But y'know, different things.

- Spongebob, you gotta keep your eyes on the road!

- He hasn't taught me that one yet!

- Ah! Get me outta here!

- Aww, you must be hungry.

I've got some of Gary's Snail Snacks.

- This is the police. Pull over!

- Right turn! Make a right turn!

- Aye, aye, professor!

Yes! I'm back!

Thank Neptune!

Don't let me out ever again!

It's not safe out there!

Lock me away! Forever, and ever!

Huh?

- Warden, I found this one pulling up outside the prison.

- Dorsal Dan! The notorious getaway driver.

Toss him in the clink!

- I'll wait for you,

my little tenderfoot!

- Aaaaaah!

Whoa!

Hey, where'd the new instructor go?

Oh, well, I still have ten minutes left

on my driving lesson.

Oh, Mrs. Puff?

Oh...waaaah!

I'll confess to anything!

Throw away the key!

It's not safe out here!

Let me in!

Drive safely, and always wear your seat belt!

- Spongebob! Where are those patties?

- Coming right...down, Squidward.

- What are you talking about, Spongebob?

Don't you mean coming right up?

- Mmm... - I don't see what you're...

Aah!

- Nice catch, Squidward!

- Thanks...

- Whoo!

- I want my teddy fish!

Waaaaah! - Ha ha, all right,

don't worry, little boy, we'll find it!

This kid lost his toy.

Spongebob, I need you to check the Lost and Found.

- Ooh! I didn't know we had a Lost and Found.

- I love my teddy fish!

- You better find it quick, Spongebob.

Kid's bawlin' is chasing me customers away.

Follow me, boy-o!

- Waaaaaaah!

- Is there a ladder?

- Yes.

- Aaaaahhh!

Aaaaah!

- Here's the ladder, boy-o! - Okay, I...

Nice catch!

- Now, try not to get bit by anything poisonous!

- What? - Oh, nothing, nothing.

Good luck!

- Oh, this must be the Lost and Found!

It's not in here!

- Try turning on the lights!

Oh! Whoa!

Whoa!

Wow! Lost umbrellas!

Lost flip flops!

Lost keys! Lost remotes!

Oh! A whole, entire shelf of lost "cool guy" shades!

Now, that's a sight for more eyes.

Oh, no pictures, please.

Did you get my good side?

What a funny echo.

Ha...ha.

Hey!

There's bric-a-brac

and gee-gaws!

I wonder if there's tchotchkes!

Tchotchkes!

Lost novelty items!

Wow!

I love lost novelty items!

Ooh!

Excuse me!

Whaa!

Aah!

Oh, thank you, cymbal-clapping sea chimps!

What is this?

Looks like Bikini Bottom.

Yee! Eee-eee-eee!

Whoa!

- Hey, Mister Krabs, you know that annoying

crying kid?

He's still crying... and it's still annoying!

- Squidward, I'm glad you're here.

I think Spongebob may be lost in the Lost and Found.

- And this concerns me how, exactly?

Wait...what?!

Aaaaahhhhhh! - Don't worry.

There's a ladder.

- And find that toy...

pronto!

Whoa! Are you the people of the too-small clothes?

- No. We were children, lost in the Krusty Krab

over years ago,

and we were never claimed.

- Did you drop a box on my head?

- Of course! It's how we say hello.

Hello! - Hello.

- Oh, no...looks like I'm lost now too.

- Don't worry. You are found and can live with us now.

- How did you survive down here all this time?

- People leave all kinds of things behind.

Like gum. And mints.

They leave lots of mints.

- Your breath is delightfully fresh.

Bring on the welcoming feast!

Welcoming feast!

- Dig in!

Ooh...

- Hey, little dolly. You must be getting hungry!

Oh, hey!

That's the teddy fish!

My boss, Mister Krabs, told me to grab that.

Thank you! - Grr! This?

I found it, so... finders keepers!

- Finders keepers. Finders keepers.

Yoink!

Losers weepers!

- He is using our sacred words against us!

- That's my teddy fish! Get him!

- Sorry, but this has to go back to its rightful owner!

- Run...like the wind...

- Moron! I mean, SpongeBoooob?!

I can't believe Old Man Krabs has held on to all this stuff.

Oooh! Kazoos!

Why, I had a kazoo when I was a child...

Everybody loved it!

- Oh! Ow! My ears!

- These are clarinets!!

In fact, these are all my clarinets!

Wait a minute... these weren't lost!

They were all in my locker!

Now what could that possibly...

Typical.

- Squidward? Spongebob?

It's the curse of the Lost and Found:

no one ever gets found.

They just stay lost.

Oh, well, back to work.

- Waaaah! - The ambiance in this place

stinks!

- Stinky ambiance?

Oooh, it's a dark time for the Krusty Krab.

- Waaaaah!

- Waaaaaah!

- Oh! Lost toys!

Aah!

Get him!

- Whoa...oh!

Lost Toilets?

- We need more speed!

- Aah! - Ohh!

- Wha-ooh...

- Lost Pets!

- Hyah! Hyah!

Mush! Mush!

- Lost Mine!

Whaa...

- Lost world!

- A hatch! Maybe that's the emergency exit!

Grease trap!?

Lost dead ends?!

- Give us the teddy fish!

- Teddy fish! Teddy fish!

- No! This teddy fish belongs to a poor, sweet child!

Patty grease?

Oh, no! I haven't cleaned the grease trap in years!

Oh, no. - Quick!

Get on each other's shoulders.

At least some of us will survive.

- Aw, come on!

- Wait! I have a better idea!

- No Spongebob, no teddy fish,

no customers!

All is lost!

Who is it?

- Tylo! - Tylo who?

Tylosaurus!

- Spongebob! Thank Neptune you're back, son!

- Oh, good to be back Mister Krabs,

but I'm not the only one. Look who I found!

- Ack! Get back! Get back!

- Ginger? Is that you?

- Mom! What are you doing here?

- We come here every week.

- "We"?

- Yes. Myself and your father

and the other parents of kids who were lost here.

Where were you?

- In the Lost and Found!

There's a Lost and Found?

- Hm. Maybe I should put up a sign.

Aww, all the old people

are hugging. Uhh...ow...ow!

- Dry your tears, little kid.

Look! It's teddy fish!

- I don't want that anymore!

- I want this! Whaaa-hooo!

- Well, I guess we all learned a lesson

about being lost and being found today.

- What's that, Mister Krabs?

- I don't know. - Hey, speaking of lost,

where's Squidward?

- Ahhhhhhh!

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!