- Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
- Spongebob
Squarepants!
Submitted for your approval:
Bikini Bottom, teeming with life
and many strange tales.
The story you're about to see happened
on one very weird and unusual day,
when the town crossed over into...
This, sir, is penosterous!
I demand restitution!
Sir, I've told you
we don't sell balloons! - I want to speak
to the manager. I bet he knows
where the balloons are.
Balloons?
Aw, it's just a stupid old bus.
- Give me that!
- On behalf of Tram's Travels,
I'd like to welcome you to Bikini Bottom.
I'd also like to take a moment to familiarize you
with the area. The restrooms are to the left.
Hey, I have to go too!
Hey, mister? You dropped your hat.
- Oh, come on!
- Okay, I'll... keep it warm for you.
I could be a tour guide!
Ooh, I could be a tour guide?
- That's what I said!
- Wow! Everything is so amazing!
Hello, are you the tour guide?
Yes, I am. All right, everyone,
settle down. My name is Patrick
and I'll be your guide to the wonderful world
of Bikini Bottom.
Please take small children firmly by the hand.
And we're walking, we're walking...
- I feel like I'm gonna burst!
- Our first landmark is the kissing stone
of the ancients. It is said to bring good luck
to all who smooch it.
Brash!
- Amazing!
- Another ancient and mysterious landmark
is this hole that I dug yesterday.
It fits my butt!
Now you try it.
- Whoa! Golly.
Mine too.
- On your left is a kid who, legend has it,
used to have an ice cream cone.
Hey!
- Amazing!
- This guy called me a bad word once.
You were trying to eat
my mailbox!
- I thought it was meatloaf!
- Kids, escort these "gentlemen" to the door.
With pleasure!
Amazing!
Booyah!
- Coming up ahead is the home of Spongebob Squarepants,
the fry cook. - Oh, my gosh.
That sounds excitin'!
- We have begun our descent.
Everyone please gather
all your belongings and follow me single file.
- Amazing!
- This is my best friend Spongebob.
As you can see, he sucks his thumb
when he sleeps.
- Oh... wait, that's me.
- Yes, I like sweet potatoes, thank you.
- My internal alarm clock says
it's time for morning lunch.
Everyone, follow me.
And we're tiptoeing... tiptoeing...
- Amazing.
- The tour will resume shortly, everyone.
And also, uh,
I think the mayo was spoiled.
This is Squidward the cashier.
- And yes, those moles are huge.
- Amazing?
- And stay out!
Late for work,
late for work, late for work.
Late for work, late for work!
Ooh, time for second lunch!
Everyone, follow that Bob!
Yah! And we're running.
We're running...
This is the world-famous Krusty Krab!
- Hey! - Now, this is Plankton,
who's always trying to steal the Krabby Patty.
So, we step on him!
Ouch!
Try it, everyone. It's fun.
- Oh, my goodness. Can I?!
- That is fun!
- Next stop is the Krusty kitchen.
- If you look to your left, you'll see Spongebob preparing
his fresh and delicious ingredients
to be cooked alive. - Oh, just doing my thing.
That's amazing!
- Oh, shucks, I'm just getting warmed up.
Yeah!
Ooh!
- And this magical place
is where all the food ends up.
And if you do this...
This happens!
Stay away from me toilets!
- Gol, this is the best tour I've ever taken!
- And the best is yet to come! - Oh!
If you look to your left...
- Hup, hup, hup, hup... - You'll miss
everything on your right.
Oops, almost forgot my plant food.
- Under your belly is the outside
of Sandy's tree dome.
- It's so beautiful.
I wish we could see the inside.
- Don't worry. I have a key.
Everyone, watch your step.
Sandy Cheeks and her tree both have roots in Texas.
The dome overhead was designed to keep out the water.
This makes the air too dry to survive in...
For water-breathers like us.
Luckily, we all have on our water helmets,
or else we'd all be in big trouble right about now.
And we're running, we're running!
'Cause we're expiring, expiring!
Ooh, it's time
for third lunch. - Everyone, follow my belly.
- Aw, looks like you plant critters
could use a little water.
Whoa!
Patrick!
- This will probably be the last stop on our tour.
Each one of these gravestones
has an amazing secret underneath.
There's people living down there!
Hello.
- This is my old pal Ribeye, everyone.
Ribeye, this is everyone!
- Wow, you're a dead guy. I love it!
- Well, any friend of Patrick's is a friend of...
Oh, my goodness.
Let me try to...
arm bone connected to the...
The management
strongly advises that you...
run away!
Hello, police?
There's a disturbance at the cemetery
and some of us are trying to sleep!
I'm sorry, Ribeye!
- And on your left, the Bikini Bottom post office.
On your right is a zombie chasing the guys
who stole my hat!
- Patrick, you gotta hide! There's an angry mob...
Coming for you. They're here.
- They done busted my dome! - They ripped me up!
- They got pictures of me naked!
- No one wants to see your moles.
Ew!
- Officer!
That guy's camera took pictures
of me Krabby Patty ingredients.
And I want that film, before Plankton gets it!
- Way ahead of you, Krabs.
But there's no film in this camera at all.
Huh? - That's strange.
- Sorry for the misunderstandin', everybody,
but I didn't take any pictures today.
I don't even have a camera.
Huh?!
- In fact...
I'm not even here.
Um...uh...
And we're backing away, and backing away,
and backing away!
You see? I told you.
Things always get weird in "The Tidal Zone."
Amazing!
- Whoo! Yeah!
Ooh!
- Spongebob, I need...
Whoa. Sponge...
- Patty, no!
Oh, I can't quite reach it.
Listen here, boy-o!
As long as that Patty's stuck in the chimney,
it's money outta me pocket!
You're gonna have to go up there
and fish it out. - Oh, boy!
Looks like I'm taking my career to new heights.
Meep!
All right, chimney,
prepare to be swept.
There you are!
Good as new!
- Hold on, Patty!
I've got you!
No!
Okay, Spongebob.
Time to come back down and get to work
so I can garnish your wages for wasting that Patty!
- Spongebob?
- Oh, you know, I think I'll just
stay up here a while.
It's such a nice day, and all.
- Nonsense, boy-o. Just climb on down!
No, I'm good!
Spongebob,
I order you to come down here immediately!
- Don't worry, I'll get him down
Extend-O-Boots.
I just press this button, and...
Whoa!
- Sorry, I haven't worked out all the kinks yet.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa-oh-oh!
- Whoa! - What the...
- So, uh...
anybody else got an idea?
- It's okay, I got him!
Hey, Spongebob.
Whatcha doing wa-a-ay up here?
Let's climb down now.
Aw, thanks, Patrick, but you go on ahead.
I just can't do it.
It's too far down!
- Aw, don't worry, Spongebob.
Your old pal Patrick has another plan
to get you off this roof. - Really?
Sure. Just do what I do.
- Uh, never mind, Patrick. I think I'll stay where I am.
Hey, it's not so bad up here.
Pretty great, really.
I sure do miss my friends, though.
Hey, maybe I can see them from up here.
Ooh, looks like Squidward has a date.
Good for him. It can be so tough
to put yourself out there.
Oh, no.
Poor Squidward.
He's all alone!
Don't worry, friend. I'm here for you.
Oh! Oh, that feels good.
Hmm, maybe he's hungry.
- Come on, Squidward! Eat your...
Ow, hand cramp!
- Guess he wasn't hungry after all.
- I guess there's nothing left to do but go to sleep.
Oh, I wish I had my bed...
Hey, that gives me an idea.
Oh, yeah.
Perfect.
Good night...
nobody.
- Yoo-hoo, Spongebob!
Time to wake up! - Oh, morning, Mister Krabs.
I've come up with a solution
for your little roof problem, boy-o!
- Now you can cook even if you can't get back down.
Oh, thank you, Mister Krabs.
- Now start making me money!
- Oh, Grilly, I thought I'd never see you again!
Something still doesn't feel right, though.
Perfect! Just like my old kitchen.
I'm ready!
Squidward, order's up!
Oh, yeah. I'm stuck up on this roof.
Hmm...how do I get these patties
down to the customers?
Eureka!
We paid for patties, Krabs!
Where's our food? - Hey, calm down, everyone.
I'm sure we can figure something out
that doesn't involve v*olence or...refunds.
- Hey, outside! It's raining Krabby Patties!
Squidward and Huh?
Safe!
- I'll take one Krabby Patty and a drink, please.
I said, "And a drink!"
These are cold!
I paid for a hot meal.
Yeah!
- Maybe if we go up there, we can get 'em fresh!
To the roof! Yeah!
- Whoa! I better make more room up here.
- You know, boy-o,
at first I just thought you were being a lily-livered,
spineless, cry-baby, scaredy-pants,
invertebrate loser.
- But this rooftop restaurant of yours
really has me business booming!
Wish you could've
talked Squidward into joining us up here.
Finally, this place has some class.
I might actually enjoy working here now.
- Ten more patties, Spongebob!
- You got it, Mr. K.
Aw...
- No, no...me money!
Being outside is awful!
- Rain? But we're under...
Wait, wait, don't go!
A little wind
never hurt anyone!
- Whoa, whoa!
Spongebob, we're losing 'em. Do something!
- Aye-aye, sir!
- It's beautiful, boy-o!
- Yeah, it's pretty nice, but now that we're not outside,
I'm starting to get bored. - Yeah, so...
- Wait! You can't be bored
when there's dancing!
Whoo!
- He's right!
- Hooray! We're not on the roof anymore.
- You know, after all that dancing
and partying today, tomorrow's gonna feel
like starting a new business! - And I'm looking forward
to getting in on the ground floor with you!
Time to go home already?
11x06 - No Pictures Please/Stuck on the Roof
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.