11x07 - Krabby Patty Creature Feature/Teacher's Pests

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- Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Spongebob

Squarepants!

- Mm, ooh!

Order's up!

Another pair of perfect patties.

Hand 'em over, Squidward. - Wait!

Tink.

Okay, now they're perfect.

- Ohh, aha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

- Ay, ay, ha, ha...okay. Enough.

Everybody gets it. Our patties are perfect.

Keep them orders coming, boyos!

Doo, dee, doop, dee, doop, doop, doop,

doo, dee, doop, doop, doo.

Orders up! Two Krabby Patties.

- Oh, uh, yeah. I don't know.

- Something wrong with the patties, sir?

- No. We just want something, like, different.

- Yeah. Something, like, new.

New, new, new, new.

- Hey, we want something new, too!

New! New! New

New, huh? We've been waiting to test our, uh,

our new menu!

Uh, how'd you like to be the first to try it?

- Yeah. We like being first.

- Eeh!

Come with me, boyo.

- Whoa! What is this place?

- It's me secret lab

where I experiment on food.

- Oh, Mister Krabs, this looks like madness.

- You think this is mad?

Ooh, wait till you see...

This! - Yipe!

- Howdy, Spongebob.

- Sandy? What are you doing down here?

- I'm moonlighting as a molecular gastronomist.

- What? A maladowin-a-gas-a-whatalist?

- Eugene here is paying me to science up his menu.

- Look, I'm in a hurry.

You have this special project.

- Well, it's a work in progress.

- There it is. Your new Patty.

Wait, no!

You can't improve the Krabby Patty.

It's perfect perfection that cannot be perfected upon.

- Yeah, right. Sensitive to time.

Make me of these, pronto.

Here you go, gentlemen. Two brand new patties.

Hmm.

- Step right up and get your new, improved patties.

- I'm leaving a good review.

- So tasty.

- Hm. A little bit different,

but they taste familiar.

Well, that wasn't familiar.

- You feeling okay?

'Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.

- What's going on? - Ohh.

Ehh, I never shoulda eaten four.

- The new patties! They're making everyone change!

- I gotta get out of here!

- Maybe I'll pass on this Patty.

- Try this!

Bite my buns.

Ooh!

- Eat us! - Ahh!

Eat us!

- Car , we have an outbreak of rabid patties.

- Yeah, yeah. I'm on my break.

Go ahead! Come on, I'm on my break!

Eat us!

Um...uh!

- Eat me.

- Really, Krabs? Is this some kind of

new promotional gimmick?

Surely, you can do better than this, Eugene.

I mean, you even wasted real pickles

on this cheap costume.

Pretty insulting, if you ask me.

- Eat us.

- Ohh, whoa! Whoa, whoa!

- Ryan!

- Uhh, ah! Open wide.

- No. - Here comes the choo-choo.

- No! Uh...

That's not so bad.

All original Krabby Patty, why did we forsake

your perfect recipe?

- Chow down, Spongebob!

- Uh, no thanks.

Already ate. See?

Maybe I'll be safe in here till this all blows over.

- This is Perch Perkins reporting live

from The Krusty Krab, where I am one

of three people still unaffected by this rabid Patty pandemonium.

The second unaffected person is in this dumpster.

Care to comment, sir, on the chaos?

- Pearch Perkins, how did you know I was in here?

- I was napping in this dumpster

when you snuck in, seeking refuge.

- Take a bite! - No! No!

- Wait! Who's the third person not affected?

- P-P-P-P-P...

Plankton!

- Plankton. The Chum Bucket!

Eat us.

Eat us.

There it is, Karen.

bags of grade B pre-cooked chum

and not a single customer's come through that door.

- Spongebob, what are you doing?

How are the customers supposed to get in now?

- Those aren't customers out there, Plankton.

They're all Krabby Patty zombie monsters!

And they're forcing everybody to eat them.

You and I are the last two survivors!

- Krabby Patty zombies?

Heh, I'll believe it when I see it.

- Okay, I believe it!

Karen!

- Consume me.

- No!

Hey!

- Have some. - No. Wait!

I don't want...

Have a slider.

Stay back! I've got sporks!

Boy, do I feel better!

- Oh, that's it! Chum is the cure.

- Oh, a Patty.

Patrick!

Feed us.

- No, eat chum. Wah!

What happened?

- Yes! Yes!

- Yah, uh, yah, uh, yah, uh.

Maybe I should up the dosage.

And three, two...

Oh, my cranium.

- Ehh, I told myself I'd never eat here.

- Oh boy, so much for lab-grown patties.

- You see, Mister Krabs, some things don't need

scientific reengineering to be delicious.

The original Krabby Patty is perfect just the way it is.

- Yeah, you know, after all that,

a good, old vintage Krabby Patty

sounds pretty good right now. - Yeah.

Vintage Krabby Patties rule!

- You're darn tootin', they do!

And for the next three minutes, all vintage Krabbie Patties

in the Krusty Krab are...

double the price!

- Wait! Don't leave now!

Who's gonna clean up this mess?

Have some.

Who needs a bathroom when I can shave

and drive to work at the same time?

Watch where you're going, you miniscule maniac!

- Get bent, Krabs!

Ohh! Ah! You maniac!

- Outta my way, you fool!

Ohh, shrimp!

- Ohh, you...I...this...

No!

Traffic School!

- Ehh, you cause a little boat pile-up,

and they send you to boating school.

Eh, well, better make the most of it and grab the best desk.

Easy with that heinie, Eugene.

This is my desk!

- You want that desk? You can have it.

I'll just take this one.

- Ohh, you want me to take this garbage desk

so you can grab that prime seat and get all

the teacher's attention?

Well, forget it. That one's mine.

Dibs! Ahh!

Aha! - This one's mine!

Yikes!

- And this one's mine. - Ahh! Ahh!

- This one's mine! - No, it's mine!

- Mine! Mine! - Mine! Mine!

- Oh! My classroom! Stop!

- Ooh, sorry, cutie. - Suck up.

- Ohh, it's on. - Ohh, bring it!

- Ohh, I said knock it off.

Now don't make me get rough.

- Brass knuckles, huh? Respect.

- Now just settle down and watch this movie on driving safety.

- Oh, yes. The freedom of the open road.

The feeling of the wind in your hair

and the sun on your shoulders.

Yes, there's nothing like driving.

But when you don't follow the rules,

Driving can become deadly.

From cruising down the highway

to parallel parking.

- Oh, no, sorry!

Sorry! Oh, sorry. - You don't want to be

a Spongebob. - Oh! That's me!

- So remember to follow these simple rules.

Number one, always remember to check your mirrors.

- Yeah!

- Hey, cool camera. Can I see?

Ahh! Ooh! Ohh.

Whoa. Sorry I'm late.

- Spongebob, I told you before,

use the door!

- Sorry, Mrs. Puff. I was so excited for class,

I must've forgot.

- Just clean this place up.

I need to call my therapist.

- Ooh, this is so great having you in class with me, Mister Krabs.

'Cause now, you're not only my boss, you're also my classmate

and, dare I say it, my best friend.

Aww, make that two best friends.

- Get off!

- Ohh, I think someone is nervous

about being the new kid in class.

No worry, I'll show you all the ropes.

Did you know that every time you do something good,

Mrs. Puff gives you a star sticker?

- Stickers? I'm adult. I don't care about stickers.

- Yeah, me neither.

No matter how cool and shiny they are.

I'm gonna have so many stars,

Puff will have to get a bigger board!

- Forget it, Eugene,

I am going to be the star pupil.

- The prescription is for the mega dose, right?

- Yes, Mrs. Puff. - Oh, thank you Doctor.

- Yeah, bye-bye.

- Now, if everyone will turn to page

in their driving manuals.

- What's this? - Oh, nothing.

I just thought you could use a little snack.

Winkety blink. - Why, thank you.

You get a star.

- Oh, is someone hungry?

Tada!

- Oh, a grapefruit.

And a star for you.

- How about some melon?

All right, boys, enough with the fruit...

- I want those stickers!

- Forget it, Krabs. They're mine! Ah!

- Ahh, I'm through wasting time here.

Straight from the source.

- Enough!

- Aw, but I want more shiny stars!

- No, I do!

You want stars?

I'll give you stars.

- Beautiful stars.

- Oh, I want some.

Doink! Ehh, ehh.

- Give me those! Ah, ah.

- When driving, it's important to be aware

of everything around you.

That's why we have mirrors.

And that's why it's important to constantly check our mirrors.

Like this.

- What? Eee.

Eee.

- What's going on?

- Mrs. Puff, the two new students are...

- Nothing. Nothing's going on.

- We swear.

Welcome to the test track.

Now, I want you all to pull out slowly

and carefully.

Understand? - Slowly and carefully.

Got it.

- Wha?

- Now, don't...ah!

Now these are my last boats

and if you wreck 'em, none of you will pass my class.

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but be more like Spongebob.

He hasn't acted out once.

- Mrs. Puff, that's the nicest thing you ever said about me.

- Mm! Mm, Spongebob,

the parking brake! - Yikes! Come back, boat.

Yah! Oh.

- Hey! Ow, ow, ow, ooh, ow.

Yeah!

- Stop! Stop! I'm gonna lose my teacher's license.

- Can't catch me, Eugene!

I'm the number one driver!

- Well, good for you, Plankton.

- Don't congratulate him Spongebob!

- Mister Krabs, classmates support each other

and he just said he's number one.

- Oh yeah? Then let's see him do this!

- That's easy.

- Come down from there right now.

- Never!

- I'm a god in this boat, on my way to heaven!

- Top of the world!

Uh-oh.

- That's it!

You both fail!

- Oh, come on! Don't we at least

deserve some credit for not getting hurt?

I mean, that was crazy dangerous.

- Yeah, it was.

- Hey, guys. I finished that...

- Wha...what happened?

- Mr. Plankton, you were in a horrible boat accident.

It's a miracle that you're alive.

However, there were some complications.

- Complications? What complications?

- Well, there was some confusion

on what body parts went where.

- Hey, what's all the screaming up there?

Forget class, now we can be together forever,