02x21 - Mombot

[bunniefuu]

behold my ex-boson super configurator

i've accomplished what no other

scientist has ever done prove climate

change is real build a machine that

creates a miniature black hole and makes

broccoli taste like applesauce what are

you going to do with it i'm going to

start eating my broccoli and

simultaneously prove once and for all

that i'm the greatest scientist who ever

lived

nicely done sir

oh

depth perception is for losers

and now to present my brilliant

invention to the scientific community

and be honored by my peers

wait until the last minute huh

there's no way i can lose i mean sure

it's a nice rock but i think i have the

edge here hi i'm beth the shrew and i

made this all by myself i betcha ah the

solar system it's so much less cluttered

since they tossed that dwarf planet

except there's no such thing as other

planets they're just holograms projected

by aliens if there are no planets then

where do the aliens come from mister

you see particle theory is different

from string theory so my device whoa a

potato clock

what makes it a potato clock you wind it

up when you go to bed and it wakes you

up potato clock

welcome to the village science fair

awards did you see lady walrus on the

red carpet she's had that dress so long

it's been in style three times

nothing huh fine the award for best

science fair project goes to

beth the shrew and her solar system

diorama

and of course everyone gets a

participation trophy because if at first

you don't succeed you've actually

succeeded

hey where's my trophy you were

disqualified you exceeded the height

limit for a children's competition

you also win a week of observing our

village's top scientist

expert science judge tales

i know it'll cheer you up let's see what

net meal toy you got

councilman mcmahon what nitwit thought

kids would find a bean county bureaucrat

character interesting

my son picked that rock out all by

himself look how she's gushing over him

it's just a silly rock i wish i had

someone to give me unconditional love

like that

not you but maybe a robot is the answer

uploading recipe file including happy

face pancakes basic first aid

instructions lullabies all bedtime

stories were evil triumphs

add to database don't play ball in the

house no more screen time and if you

keep making that face it'll get stuck

that way

new robot will praise even my lamest

accomplishments hello

my boy

mombot

say mister you know all about science i

bet you well i have been working on some

pretty awesome inventions

introducing the hover cycle

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wow

science is so interesting

what would you like to do next sweetie

pick out your clothes for tomorrow or go

get ice cream oh ice cream ice cream

then can we go to the movies or the mall

or have high tea at the fuzzy puppy

store maybe we should just have a

montage

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me

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my boy

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here comes the eggmobile

made this for me with wool and with love

one of which i may be allergic to now

i'm off to defeat sonic and make mombot

proud don't forget your lunch pumpkin

and don't trade your raisins for candy

yes mombot i'll be home after i

obliterate sonic through the microscope

common objects are super cool or totally

disgusting

i have to go battle eggman you better

stay here where it's completely safe

on second thought come with me

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will you keep an eye on beth i know

you're good with children

well well well if it isn't the queen of

the science fair

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that didn't turn out very well but

mombot's programmed to love me

unconditionally shut on losers

let's go beth i can show you this water

displacement experiment

you must be the strongest guy on the

island i bet you how'd you get so strong

mister upper body workouts exclusively

mombot i just suffered a humiliating

defeat at the hands of that pesky blue

rodent oh my poor baby maybe villainy

isn't for you you're good with tinkering

maybe you can take a course in air

conditioner repair

but i'm a super villain that's very

similar to an air conditioner repair man

you should be proud of me i'd be proud

if you were a doctor i am a doctor i

meant a real doctor

you'll see once i defeat sonic again

with defeating sonic he seems like a

nice boy why can't you two be friends

because he's my arch-nemesis

sonic this is eggman's mom bot mom part

you're embarrassing me

my baby doesn't have any friends can you

take him to the movies i'll pay

if you keep making that face it'll get

stuck that way

someone named mombot asked me to take

eggman to the movies

sounds like a trap i know but how could

i say no to her she knew me this great

scarf i'm hoping the fans like it more

than this one

beth was supposed to meet me here but

she's more interested in watching

knuckles smash things than learning

about science she's a smart kid she

won't want to watch someone smash things

forever

i want to watch you smash things forever

hey beth i can use this bar to show you

how metal conducts electricity or this

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so egghead did your mommy make any more

playdates for you today my saintly

mombot wants me to make peace with you

but i'd rather make pieces of you

what happened to you sonic b*at me up

well i'm just going to have to make

peace between you and sonic myself

knuckles and i are going to play a fun

game while i teach you about science

now the coconuts velocity

holy cow knuckles you really walloped

that thing say mister just a second beth

see if you can hit it over the trees

this time

all right breakfast for dinner thank you

mombot what a polite young man so amy i

don't mean to pry but you and sonic are

friends or

mom that's right you know spring chicken

who let you leave the house dressed like

that you must get chilly

i'm going to defeat sonic in front of

mombot so she'll see what a great

villain i am air conditioning repair

well you know it is good to have

something to fall back on

i can see your att*ck robots you

installed eyes in the back of my head

now i spent all day planning this dinner

and you ruined it you're my son you

shouldn't upset me like this

i created you i'm your father i'm your

son your father your son your father and

your son

mosquito now go to your room

i hope one day your children break your

heart like you did mine

i hit the sky fluff i'm science

headphones pumping subliminal messages

from the government really mister they

have lots of ways of controlling you

fluoride in the tap water chemtrails

diet soda

yeah

oh yeah

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if you can ground me i can erase you

pudding did you get the email chain

letter i forwarded to you mombot i've

been thinking about it and uh i

i'm sending you on a cruise around the

world

what son would do that for his mother i

am so proud

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what does it always have to end on a

joke

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you