02x49 - Eggman Family Vacation

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yo sorry

dunce can't you do anything right do the

best I can brother you're not my brother

you're my shape-shifting robot double

ganger from another dimension like I'd

want to be the brother of some Pudge

Factory who can't even defeat a gerbil I

had the most failsafe up else a theist

plans but this hammerhead still found a

way to ruin it look son why don't you

shape-shift into a giant rock monster oh

wait you can't I will not have my two

darling boys fighting sorry mom now I

was saving this for your next victory

but since that's not coming anytime soon

I've got a big surprise for you boys

breakfast for dinner

you just had dinner I bought a timeshare

in beautiful downtown row bogan

I can't wait to visit the body would

walk of fame think we'll see any stars I

can guarantee it if you don't stop

annoying me

sounds like Eggman is going on a

vacation which means we finally get a

break from Old Baldy Makino's hair yeah

we're right here you know

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so what do you guys want to do that was

a rhetorical question

I've already drawn up an itinerary first

up nature walk

I miss Eggman here we are

our luxury timeshare well what do you

know the telemarketer who scammed you

into buying a timeshare was

loosey-goosey on the details

oh up we're gonna spend the day

sightseeing anyway isn't it great to be

able to enjoy the peace and quiet Oh

fooling around you're disturbing the

serene leave knuckles alone he's not

harming anyone

wait dad knuckles yakhni better want to

Eggman global missiles looks like it's

headed for gokabou village well yes we

better go save him

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we've got to recalibrate the rudder to

change the m*ssile trajectory

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[Applause]

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I asked for the steak medium-well not

medium Welton's look handcrafted

knickknacks that say I heart Robbo can

but serve no actual function we better

get over there before they sell out I

can't believe I'm stuck here among all

these thrilled Billie's down the bright

side at least there's no Sonic to chat

by even in the sky I can't get away from

you do-gooders

hello blight on dholtze it's my turn and

votes you've made an ortho phonetic

error cut to the chase Nancy what are

you doing in row bulken i'm on vacation

with my mom Bart

probability of Eggman choosing revoking

his vacation destination four thousand

six hundred ninety three point eight

eight six two one

impressive you calculated that in no

seconds flat what kind of processor

you're running in there don't change the

subject

we know you're up to no good come on

sweetie you're missing out on all the

nifty fridge magnets

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look Steve I know we've had our

differences brothers do not brothers

just a human shape-shifting robot

doppelganger from another dimension

listen I have a deliciously evil scheme

and to pull it off I'm gonna need your

help

this vacation is k*lling me next time

can we just hang out on a hammock by the

beach oh that little lame-o's intellect

is off the charts if I could snag his

intelligence chip and install it in one

of my robots Sonic wouldn't know what

hit him leave it to me bro tato bolts

there you are Dino duderino are you

feeling okay

totes okay think you can download me

some insta snaps off the bit tube now

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I'll find the coward who did this to you

something tells me I know exactly who to

blame we did it dude no Steve you did it

your beautiful abomination you

oh it doesn't mom Pat's heart good to

see her boys getting along

open up dirtbags Robshaw has been a

grand family vacation but time to go

what is going on let's just say I

might've rub some of the locals the

wrong way if we don't leave right now

they're gonna crush us in watching us

paste come on we could sneak out the

back when I have to clean or I lose my

deposit

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I think I need a vacation from this

vacation Oh

at least we're almost home and can put

this nightmare behind us spoke too soon

hand over that chip before I give you a

mouthful of lunch you're too late

I already installed a little friend's

intelligence chip in my fire bot good

luck outsmarting him now fire BOTS never

beaten us before egghead

doesn't matter how smart you are if

you're too slow

well the thing is smart let's see how he

handles a little brute force

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you'll never outsmart me my upgraded

minions are too crafty for your tired

old moves

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which one has the chip now I don't know

let's just crush them all look at all of

you fighting and carrying on it's

senseless is what it is

no it's kind of my life's work studies

have shown that v*olence begets only

more egregious v*olence at an annually

adjusted rate of eighty seven point one

fifty four percent she's got the smart

chip I say we bump that senseless

v*olence that up to an even 88% we can

stand idly by while you pulverize my

minions in the shrapnel but when you

mess with our mom bot you've gone too

far

here's your dumb old smart chip family's

more important than vengeance

I guess wow I feel so rested dude don't

rub it in looks like my plan for a

family vacation brought us closer after

all I'm so proud of my boys mom but I

learned something today you don't get to

choose your family unless you invented

them like I did not that I invented

Steve that was me in another dimension

but you get the point

true that

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