last time on Total Drama Action
when Owens job was unwired it unleashed
a hunger like no other
Owen stop stuffing his face when he and
leshawna were snatched and stuffed into
safes the grips managed to free Owen
with the aroma of sweet chicken still
mad at leshawna the gaffers decided to
let her rot in herself quite possibly
for ever
tough guy Duncan got the fright of his
life when he was based with none other
than Courtney who thanks to her pitbulls
I mean lawyers is back in the running
the grips lost and due to a small
technicality Owen took the limousine to
the nearest drive-thru with only eight
contestants left
maybe one of them will stand a chance on
another uninspiring episode of Total
Drama
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your mommy dad I'm doing fine
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asked me what I wanted to be in
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41 and
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what about Harlan Oh Tyson Tyler girls
all lawyered up
I oughta try it get me the big bucks for
being locked up in that safe all day you
stole my spot a do the crime do the time
wasn't your spa day besides I could have
stormed in there people I seriously
doubt that and what is it you planned on
doing it that's file without wash and go
hair let me it tells me that Lindsay it
has all that hair on her head when it's
her fault that I lost mine I would have
chopped it off but all I had was a
hairbrush into the back of my head not a
bad idea
with Courtney on your team you better
watch your back she's so bossy and it's
not like we needed another know-it-all
on the show oh really
oh I was talking about me now that bossy
makes smarty pants is back no one's ever
gonna listen to me ever again sorry did
you say something honey I have God have
kept me some hair not leshawna's gross
weave or Beth's pathetic ponytail and
I'm Way too smart to be Lindsay blonde
but Courtney's hers would be perfect I'm
just gonna borrow these okay dude how
can you spend so much time on your walk
my agent hay-zu says is my best feature
along with my neck nose chin cheekbones
earlobes eyebrows
you know who's got nice hair Courtney I
mean not that I've ever noticed or maybe
it's my eyes I mean I did notice back
when I cared but not now
you drop your soap dweeb
nice try Duncan just cuz I'm blind
without my glasses doesn't mean I'm
stupid I'm comfortable in my own skin
just keep your skin to yourself dweeb
isn't anyone glad to see me great to
have your hair here here it's great to
have you here Courtney talk about your
fashion faux-pas
is that boy wearing a loincloth like it
it hurts a lot you think that hurts
wait till you hear today's challenges
yeah let's get started as soon as I take
care of a few formalities
thanks to Courtney's lawsuit she'll be
playing by a different set of rules you
said there are no rules there are when
you have a good lawyer chef let's get
this over with
rule one notwithstanding that
contestants are not permitted contact
with the outside world the contestants
hereafter referred to as Courtney may
retain a personal digital assistant aka
her PDA with the boyfriend care to take
that up with their legal department bath
huh
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didn't think so rule 2 whereas
contestants shall continue to receive
allocated meals provided by chef hatchet
court a shall be entitled to a gourmet
dining experience with parties
consisting of producers and myself as
applicable I hope you like Lobster No
let's see your lawyers get you out of
this one I'm still sleeping in the girls
trailer where she will have a pure goose
down pillow extra lofty comforter and a
700 thread-count sheets oh those are the
new rules let's call them
Courtney's rules in honor of Courtney
who gets special treatment and an unfair
advantage
nice hour spoiled princess didn't waste
any time hooking herself up and you
didn't waste any time
hooking up with when after I left while
I'm touched you're obviously still hot
for me my relationships that are none of
your business you're on TV
they're everyone's business well then
the whole world knows that at least I
play by the rules most of the time what
don't think you can win the million
bucks fair and square
I could kick your two-timing butt with
my eyes closed and both hands tied
behind my back gonna be pretty tough to
eat lobster like that well I'm loving
this show of hostility
I think today's challenges will help
bring out your more primal instincts
today's genre the period movie oh I love
period movies all the pretty petticoats
and dresses with puff sleeves do we get
wigs chef do we have a wig
Oh smells like raw meat that's because
our period is the Paleolithic period
which I thought you dum-dums might have
guessed from my loincloth hey Leo
lipstick is that a new brand
it's the Stone Age we're going to be
cave girls no talking cave people
grunting look confused
which means for once you're all
perfectly cast as much as I want hair I
am NOT putting that sick thing on my
head no problem
you look pretty Savage anyway wait okay
cave people and prehistoric flicks do
two things make fire and use tools made
of bones technically you should also
know how to bring down a mammoth with a
stick but since Owens no longer here no
mammoths no challenge here are your
costumes
get into character people you've got to
be kidding I never kid haha actually I
do but never about something this funny
you look perfect Duncan you're already a
total neanderthal
hello caste nice to see you all decked
out for the competition and might I say
you all look free hysterical who knew
I'd look so hot and leopard skin oh I
think mine still have a claw
please note no animals were harmed in
the making of this television program
okay we got chef the tools for the first
Stone Age challenge please here's your
rocks rocks aren't we taking this Stone
Age thing a little too literally
shows how much you know Duncan rocks are
an awesome resource Inuit hunters use
them to build the nut sh*ts plus they
make a great paperweight oh that hurt
what do you know rocks are useful first
team to collect a hidden firewood and
use the Flint stones to make fire earn
something to help them with a second
challenge ready action
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hey hey easy there not a lot of fabric
here hand it over
Oh Priya stoic pond scum alright alright
it's after me
looks like harold found the wooden
beaver dam on the set of rodents and
rodents who k*lled part two
those k*ller beavers are animatronic
right animatronic of course Duncan and I
have our differences for example whereas
I hate him he can't stand me but we're
guys and guys can put stuff like that
aside for the sake of the team we can
also be standing up way to get the wood
teammate rock paper scissors
give me those where do you think she
knows everything
but she doesn't know that when I was 12
my flat iron once accidentally set fire
to my grandma's house
twice oh is going in no time I was a CIT
you know oh she is not back on fat again
this is a camp it's a movie set she is a
total drama queen
why because I think you're a dog for
hooking up with Quinn I did not hook up
with when having Courtney back reminds
me how much she drives me crazy and how
much she drives me crazy I watched the
show I know what I saw between Duncan
and Wen's nothing gets past me I got
some Courtney's hair soon it will be
mine all mine but I'm not crazy I'm just
bald
things are finally heating up go Duncan
burner
I love it when sparks fly
I make fire Courtney I thought for sure
you'd be the first to burst into flames
gaffers win the first challenge you
obviously gave me fake Flint's nobody
could start a fire with these ridiculous
prog yep still loving this crazy thing
time for our second caveman movie
challenge but first chef will pass out
your rewards from this morning chef
weapons please excuse me our reward is
bones
hey for cave-people bones were
cutting-edge technology and they're not
your reward hey what gives
we won the challenge I made fire
actually you didn't we reviewed the
footage caught on camera and you made
fire with a lighter which is not a
stone-age tool which means Lindsay made
fire first the grips are the winners
well don't get I play by the rules cheat
big surprise I've got many more for you
sweetheart
the props Department for caveman movies
are bare bones which means these are all
actors have to fight their on-screen
enemies with and who might these enemies
be each other of course
rip tribe versus gapper tribe cool we
have to fight each other with bones
I like your enthusiasm Courtney only
you'll be fighting over there
each player that knocks his or her
opponent off the column into that fake
bubbling tar pit scores a point for
their team to the Tar Pits I'm supposed
to knock her off with this teensy-weensy
little bone how do we know when to start
oh don't worry you'll know
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ha see now that was just way too easy
that's one point for the gaffer's are
you okay be sure to let me know next up
Beth and Heather looks like Lindsey's
blood-curdling screams have attracted a
swarm of prehistoric pterodactyls
this should make things interesting cool
special effects man high-five Oh totally
special effects
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they make us do a lot of horrible
humiliating things to each other on this
show
and I haven't been very good at most of
them but when I not Heather off her high
pedestal and made her fall into a pit of
bubbling tar well that was my high point
of the competition maybe my whole life
hey whose team are you on anyway yours
and hers but it's kind of lose win no
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that evens the score at one all for the
Crips and the gaffer's next up Justin
and Harold I'm gonna win the million but
that sh*t of me standing atop the stone
column is worth even more it's gonna be
an iconic image for the series hey
Lindsey was right about the tar my skin
does look even better
don't blow these real beavers I never
thought I'd say this but I'm scared of
beavers especially fake prehistoric
beavers just don't go and lose this
challenge for us beavers can't swim
through tar their teeth the size of
railway spikes you'll be ok baby don't
be a wimp the columns are plaster not
wood and beavers can't climb I guess my
knowledge of prehistoric beavers is a
little rusty
the w*r's awesome would have preferred
to see some beaver carnage but you can't
have everyday anyways that leaves the
teams tied and us with a grudge match
between Duncan and Courtney on the same
column
you just can't write this stuff don't
get too hyped Duncan won't last more
than two seconds
we're trying to make out with me oh
you're going to kiss it's like there
were two Courtney's up there the nut job
I wanted to knock into the tar pit and
the hottie in the fur bikini sure Duncan
has this primal animal magnetism but he
also makes me want to hit him where it
hurts
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I gotta check that out again well I'd
say the gaffer's had a better chance to
1 million BC BC before Kourtney
as for the grips they went today's
reward a mammoth sighs prehistoric
barbecue
don't worry the grips may have won
today's reward but we're not gonna let
the gaffer's go hungry
a pterodactyl egg should be enough for
four you do have fire maybe if you're
lucky the grips will throw you a bone
when they're done hahaha barbecue time
oops look on the bright side you still
have your bones you could use them to
hunt for dinner now that's gotta hurt
Erol I think the pterodactyl wants to
take back
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probably tastes like chicken speaking of
chicken tonight surf and turf shall we
listen how long for a soft-boiled
pterodactyl egg I'm guessing about three
hours
leshawna yes sweetie my hands feel oh
gee Duncan got what was coming to him
and so did I hmm
lobster and Belgian chocolate why do
they always go for the Kiwis I know
everyone wanted to see Heather cut off
Courtney's hair trust me
so did I but the girls got a kick-butt
lawyer can't harm a hair on her head see
you next time kiddies shame Chris time
Sam Chris jail Oh was it me
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02x14 - One Million Bucks B.C.
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.