last time on Total Drama Action
just when the cast thought they were
safe I swung into surprise
I mean antagonize them Casper forced to
use their creative sides while showing
off their backsides as they made
superhero costumes out of spandex and
some other job nice.i course they were
foiled by the diabolical pythonic Asst
super evil alter ego of the villainous
shaft in a fight against evil the cast
proved they could be heroes and also
losers in the end the most diabolical of
them all was Duncan and Cordy who
conspired to have Harold bowed off and
nauseous l'shanah will super Harold
recover from betraying his homegirl will
Duncan and Courtney ever hook up maybe
you'll find out right now
maybe you won't on another totally
dramatic episode of Total Drama Action
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mommy dad up you in fine
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ten more seconds biggest burrito wins
think I'd make a good reality show host
excuse me I'm strategizing mm if you'd
strategize maybe you can manage
something more articulate maybe you
could blah blah blah
time's up Co competitors hey Linds what
do you got did you belt your burrito
it's a custom friendship bracelet I made
to join our two burritos for always and
ever we're disturbing but big-ish it
qualifies geek wad you managed to make
yours any bigger I give you the luscious
leshawna sweet check out the g*ns on
these beads
nothing you feel nothing not a tingle
not even Engel man the scratch gnaws has
destroyed my looks and my life
why Harold you're pathetic betrayal of
puppy love makes me want to hurl but you
did make the biggest burrito so you win
this isn't right I demand a second
neutral opinion please I'm not coming
anywhere near the infected who's
infected
is there a rash I can't afford a rash
you all have reality show itís a disease
which causes people to turn everyday
tasks into crazy challenges thus losing
focus on the real competition which I
refused to do when my good looks went so
did my winning edge but Courtney's still
managing to kick butt and she's not
nearly as good-looking as I am okay as I
was you know you're the only one taking
the game seriously I just wish I knew
how you did it all it's so inspirational
yes being me I'm glad to help you could
help more if you tell me your secrets
like how do you even get through life
with all your deformities so your answer
is denial okay Chris sir someone needs
an ego check
that's a glass slipper which means
today's challenge is a fairytale movie
dude if you ever steal my intro again
I'll have to personally boot you off the
show boo back oh wait he can and the
foot that fits determines the princess
for today's fairy tale movie challenge
the rest of you compete for the honor of
rescuing the fair princess I said the
fair princess and what we think is fair
is that the candidates be the ladies who
won last time Kourtney and Lindsay
they're totally typecasting me as the
ugly stepsister but now that my braces
are off I'm absolutely princess material
are you sure that's the right one it's
tiny like a kid's boot Oh our kid size
for what can I say
princesses are supposed to have Danny
feet huh can I do this privately it's
just a foot I think we've all seen those
before
get on with it Lindsay look at boys we
found Bigfoot I hear glass shoes have a
lot of stretch really um no feel like
I'm trying to jam a t-rex into a smart
car and make him buckle up
well if getting it on your big toe
counted you'd have won huh I am so going
to take this I don't know doesn't look
like it's gonna fit
I hope that safety class listen Courtney
we can go to a different selection
method let's get this over with before
she loses a foot and I lose another
lawsuit chef I have become the Beast
instead of the beauty a prince turned
into a frog the Courtney do that on
purpose no no she's not evil she's just
feisty I like feisty I like it a lot
it's story time
with uncle Chris once upon a time five
brave knights went on a quest to rescue
a princess from her ivory tower but it
wasn't gonna be easy
first the Knights had to get past my
very good friend the terrible toothless
troll and his badbrakes break to get
past the terrible toothless troll the
Knights had to wear disguises
there was the Frog Prince and the ugly
stepsister Sleeping Beauty and one of
her Seven Dwarves
and Little Red Riding Hood can we at
least make it Red Riding Hood l'm no
dice dude that's what it says in the
script good work kid and so the ugly
stepsister approached the terrible troll
I can't see oh yeah for this challenge
each night is blind
now we're in this story does it say the
Cowardly Knights complained so get it
together step eat and get crossing those
are wicked witches apples so they're
poisonous Rodney you might want to watch
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see Beth is just not Barry tail heroine
material hey you have a concussion
it's seeing double a bad sign next the
eighth dwarf he grabbed a fistful of
courage and headed across the bridge
this is for you leshawna yours truly has
developed some mad blind running skills
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sleeping Bigfoot boats go under bridges
not over them
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haha awesomeee you're up froggy then
it's captain hood at least my face will
be protected through further and dignity
Oh tough start go a little more to the
right sorry man hey man let me give you
a hand there I was down dirty and
deafened and I thought w w CD what would
Kourtney do and then it came to me she'd
use her head Justin still got it alright
then the final night attempting to enter
fairytale land is Little Red Riding Hood
look we're over this way seeing good
seeing chef is a transgender troll
priceless Rapunzel dude let down your
hair
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hey you can see how with his x-ray
vision that'd be cool
and so the terrible toothless troll
knocked off two losers but three semi
brave knights made it to the other side
and continued on their noble quest
whereupon I in my wisdom inspired them
with a vision of princess Courtney
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when I was a little girl I dream of my
first kiss it would come from my perfect
prints and in my dream it went like this
she's the most beautiful thing I have
ever seen yeah I must have been so busy
seeing her as a master strategist that I
didn't see her outer beauty Wow we'll be
the best looking couple in the kingdom
pardon I saw you cheap Duncan you don't
deserve to be her prince who d*ed and
made you the decider about me and
Courtney guys guys no need to fight at
least not until after this break will
Duncan inflict more deformities on
Justin or will Justin's rip physique
bring two tons of hurt down on Duncan's
head find out where we come back my
friends will be top
my friends will be
my prince will
my prince will tame
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oh she gets to wear that sparkly head
thingy
if you smell burnt toast and everything
looks like it's underwater does that
mean you have a concussion
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words that sorry brilliant it was so
brilliant I know everyone wishes they
could hear it over and over and over
again and now they can relive the magic
of Kourtney for only $12.99 call 555
sell out to get your authentic princess
Courtney CD before everyone else
downloads it illegally I'll take one I'm
gonna listen to this beautiful love song
and think of leshawna my prince will buy
me lots of hot dogs my prince will love
ponies - it's from leshawna yo Herald if
you play that skinny rich girl song and
think about me I'll have to k*ll you
after risking my life for you I've
realized how wrong I was with that
deformity cr*ck you're the most
beautiful girl I've ever seen and the
smartest what are the odds
thank you sir Justin more like sir
suck-up you know you could learn
something from Justin here it's nice to
get a compliment once in a while well
I'm waiting butter me up princess
did you see that
she wait her horse eyes at me I think
you do have a concussion are we supposed
to catch her no it's a classic princess
abduction as the villain makes a
whirlwind get away on a swift steed
guess old here didn't read the
script kick harder so that's how the
three Knight dudes lost the princess but
fate
aka me wasn't finished with them they
followed the troll all the way to a
fight to the death because that's how I
like my princesses say come on I was
just kidding about the compliment you're
cute okay I like your face it's nice I
won't disappoint you princess falling
for Cortney has been hard on the face I
think we'll have a no shoes policy once
we're dating sir Justin sir Duncan and
Sir Harold reached the ivory tower in
which the troll had stucked the type-a
princess but there was only one way to
rescue her
one of the brave knights had to slay the
dragon ooh I love a good dragon tail I
can't wait to see a real dragon so scary
we don't have a real dragon we're
reusing the alien monster guy
let the dragon-slaying begin be brave
knights Sir Harold
good luck loser sir Justin
Duncan what stealing another dudes air
kiss pathetic you're telling me yeah
you'll like it even better when I get
the real thing
I'll save you Courtney do princess
steely slap all you want Duncan the wind
you're kidding right then help me take
him down and I'll let you win I don't
care I just can't let him have Courtney
Gork nerdling Harold tight blues well
get them both chasing you for a mathlete
it was elementary ye olde alien dragon
was six meters from Justin and three
meters from Duncan they were running at
approximately 12 kilometers an hour or
three point three meters which made it a
matter of timing and I've got mad crazy
timing skills my granny's got more guts
than you
you're just gonna stop gnarly job sergej
now if we could just find this
animatronic beast center of operation
I'll claim my victory sorry Harold if
with Shauna were the prize I'm sure
you'd do the same thing your prince is
coming some Prince water rescue princess
Courtney - now you can for only 7995
order your very own princess Courtney
limited edition last boot doll playing
with the princess Courtney doll is more
fun and less dangerous than playing with
the real Courtney guaranteed wait wait
there's no kissing what yes it says here
that Prince Justin and princess Courtney
must sword fight to determine the true
winner whichever one of us wins the
sword fight gets immunity you're almost
too smart to be a princess but every
fairy tale I've ever read ends with a
kiss well Beth this is a modern tale
gals have to fight for themselves if
that's how it has to be no I am a noble
gentleman a brave knight a handsome
prince I would never hurt a lady
although a guy who's working with you is
apparently fair game I said I was sorry
Harold
I refuse to raise a sword to Courtney I
give up any chance at immunity to spare
her and now
sorry Justin I just can't let immunity
go you understand
I'm okay
Kearney wins immunity again
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so with immunity
Courtney is the first to win a golden
Kris I think she felt that cool get her
elbow before we continue the awards
though I have some news
Courtney's lawyers called and demanded
80% of all the profits from the princess
Courtney merchandise so not gonna happen
so we're renaming them after the only
other brunette left in the competition
back your very own princess Beth doll
and a contract stating you get 0% of the
princess Beth profits along with the
gilded Chris award you live another week
oh my gosh also still in the competition
Lyndsey Harold who will live happily
ever after
and we will die penniless and the last
guilty Chris goes to
Justin Duncan you're out what this is an
outrage
Justin should be going home yeah you're
right I was just kidding
Justin's actually the one who's been
eliminated and outraged huh all I meant
was that Justin deserve to go home I
worked really hard at getting him to
fall for me it's called strategy my
feelings had nothing to do with Duncan
getting voted off if I care about that
I don't Courtney there is no one even
gonna miss me
chow see you in the funny papers
farewell I'll feed is saying don't let
the door hit you in the okay stop
already I'm going but you'll regret it
with me gone this competition just got
80% less handsome all right 79 marketing
says our target audience is too old for
dolls they're just not telling
princesses att*ck
hey target audience make sure you don't
miss the next kiss build episode of
Total Drama Action now you see chef
that's how you play with dolls
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02x19 - The Princess Pride
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.