- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat music]
♪
- Lori Loud
putting on the 18th hole.
If she sinks this,
Royal Woods will
beat Hazeltucky
for the fourth year in a row.
[drum roll]
♪
[cheers and applause]
- Yes!
- Nice game, Loud.
I don't know what
I'm gonna do next year
after you graduate.
You have been the heart
and soul of this team
for four years.
- [laughs softly]
Thanks, Coach Hutch.
- Speaking of next year,
you still got your eyes
on Fairway University?
- Yes.
It's literally my dream.
I'm just not sure I have
the grades to get in.
- Well, I think you have
the golf skills to get in.
As a matter of fact,
I've invited Coach Niblick
from Fairway to come
watch your next game.
- [honks]
- [laughs]
I'll take that as a thumbs up.
- Fairway University
boasts a tradition
of academic excellence,
and a golf program as old
as our great nation.
At Fairway,
we live and breathe golf
24/7.
- And the cubed root
of 64 is...
- Four!
[all gasp]
- [sighs]
Doesn't it look amazing?
You know what the best part is?
It's only a few miles
outside the city,
so I'll be close to Bobby.
- Well, this calls
for a celebration.
I'll make a cake--no, wait.
Par-faits.
[laughs] Get it?
- Good one, Dad, but let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
The coach is coming
to watch my next game.
If he offers me a spot,
then we can celebrate.
Can you imagine?
My life is literally
going to be perfect.
First, I'll graduate
from Fairway,
then Bobby and I
will get married,
and he'll take care
of our kids,
all 11 of them,
while I travel the world
on the
professional golf tour.
[rousing music]
crowd: [chanting]
Lori! Lori!
- Lori? Lori?
- Huh? What?
- Lori, I was just thinking.
How about I be your caddy
for the big tournament?
- Aww, that's so nice
of you, Lincoln.
What's the catch?
- No catch.
I wanna learn to caddy.
Rusty did it last summer and
made a ton of money in tips.
So, what do you say?
- Sure, why not?
Just be careful with the clubs.
They used to be Pop Pop's.
[crash]
- [sheepish laugh]
Oops.
[grunting]
- Okay, let's get this
practice under way.
Lori, you're up.
- [grunts]
- Lincoln, my driver, please.
- I thought I was your caddy.
- No, I mean the club
called the driver.
- Ah.
- That's a putter.
- You didn't tell me
it was hiding.
[crowd gasps]
Take a mulligan.
Try again.
We'll call that a warm-up shot.
- [yelps]
[crowd gasps]
[ball thunks]
[man groans]
- What is up
with my game today?
- Aww, don't worry
about it, champ.
Just keep a cool head.
[upbeat music]
♪
- [inhales]
[chomping sound]
[screams]
♪
- [screams]
- [screams]
- [grunting]
[angry grunting]
[sighs heavily]
[groans]
Nice going, Lori.
- Uh, everything okay, Lori?
- No, it's literally terrible!
My whole future is riding on
this huge tournament tomorrow,
and my game is falling apart!
There's too much pressure!
[hyperventilates]
- I can help!
- I can help!
- [sniffs]
Really?
- Yeah, I'm used to dealing
with pressure in sports.
- Same with me and pageants.
- And me with gigs.
- Wow.
That would be awesome,
you guys.
- Sweet.
Let's hit the golf course
right now.
- [sighs] We can't.
It's closed.
- [loudly]
I've got an idea!
- Lincoln, you're shouting!
- Ah, that's better.
- [inhales, exhales]
[club thonks]
[man groans]
See?
I can't even hold the club.
My hands are too sweaty.
- I know that life.
I remember the end of my
last hoops tournament.
It was a tied game
with one second to go,
and it was all up to me.
The sweat was
flowing like Niagara.
Fortunately,
I had my secret w*apon.
Talcum powder keeps
your palms cool and dry.
[epic music]
[crowd cheering]
I made the shot.
We won the championship.
I was a hero.
- Wow, that really helped.
Thanks, Lynn.
Too bad it doesn't
do anything for my shakes.
- I got this one.
Used to be,
whenever I took the stage...
[crowd clapping]
There was a whole lot
of shaking going on,
but I got it under control
with a mantra.
Don't fret.
Just play your set.
[applause]
[heavenly harp music]
♪
Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
[crowd gasps]
- How about,
"Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it."
[inhales]
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it...
[gasps]
It's working.
No more shakes!
[heartbeat thudding]
Now I just need to stop my
heart from beating like crazy.
- I can relate.
There I was,
about to perform
at the Little Miss
Cheese Curd Pageant.
My heart was going
a mile a minute,
but I was able
to calm myself down
by using 4-7-8 breathing.
Breathe in for four seconds,
hold it in for seven,
then breathe out for eight.
[crowd cheering]
- Cheese!
Cheese!
- Yes!
- [inhales, exhales]
Wow, that does help.
You guys are the best.
- Now, let's see you
put it all together.
- [inhales, exhales]
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it.
[rousing music]
- Whoo-hoo, Lori!
- Yeah!
- You did it!
- Good job, Lori!
[all chattering excitedly]
I'll get the ball.
Whoa--help!
[crowd cheering]
- This is Coach Niblick
from Fairway University.
- Uh...
[honks]
- I think that means
she's excited to meet you.
- Right back at you, Lori.
Say, here's a little
something from Fairway.
Look forward to
seeing you play today.
This could be the start
of a bright future.
Future, future, future...
- Babe, you still
wearing that old visor?
I thought it brought back
bad memories.
- [screams]
Who are you?
- [chuckles]
Very funny, babe.
We've only been
married 28 years,
I'll never forget
the day we met--
right after you blew
that golf tournament,
didn't get into Fairway
and broke up with that guy.
What was his name?
Bee-bop-bear?
Ah!
[whimpers]
- Uh, Lori?
You okay?
- Oh, yeah.
I'm fine.
- Ooh, I got that.
- [gasps]
[heartbeat thudding]
Stay focused.
You can do this.
Talcum powder.
More.
More!
[coughs]
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it.
Don't overthink it.
Relax and sink it!
Don't overthink it!
Relax and sink it!
It's not doing anything.
- Breathe.
- Right.
Right.
2-3-4 breathing.
[inhales, exhales]
[inhales]
Ugh, it's not working.
Wait, was it 7-8-9?
[inhales]
[panting]
Oh.
[whimpering]
- Eh, she'll be okay.
Just a few jitters.
[chuckles]
You can do this, Lori!
[uneasy music]
[whimpers]
- Come on, Lori!
- Send it for a ride, Lori!
♪
[all yelp]
[woman yelps]
[cow moos]
[car alarm trips]
- Oww!
[crash]
[somber piano music]
- [sobbing]
- Aww, come on, Lori.
It's not all bad.
At least, uh,
we're getting a nice walk in.
- [bawls]
- Sweetie, what's going on?
- If I blow this match,
my whole future is shot,
so of course,
now I'm blowing it!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't be so hard
on yourself, honey.
Look, life
doesn't work like that.
You get plenty of chances.
- Yeah.
And if you don't
get into Fairway,
something else will work out.
You're a terrific person,
and you're gonna have
a terrific life.
- [sighs]
Do you really think so?
[sniffs]
Thanks, you guys.
Lincoln, my 9 iron, please.
I've got
a tournament to finish.
- You know what?
I think a pitching wedge
might be better for this hole.
- Hey, you're getting good
at this.
- [yelps, grunts]
[drum roll]
- [inhales, exhales]
[upbeat music]
♪
Yes!
♪
[crowd cheers]
Yes!
[crowd cheers]
[disappointed sigh]
- That was an amazing comeback.
- Thanks, Mom.
Too bad Coach Niblick
didn't see it.
But you guys were right.
I'll be okay,
even if I don't go to Fairway.
- Who says you're
not going to Fairway?
- Coach Niblick?
I thought you left
because I was such a disaster.
- Well, I was going to leave,
but you broke my windshield.
[truck beeping]
But I'm glad I stayed.
Lori, you're a great golfer
who doesn't give up,
just like George Washington!
I am officially
offering you a spot
on Fairway's golf team.
- [honks]
- That means she'll take it.
- And Mr. and Mrs. Loud,
I'm officially offering you
the bill for my windshield.
[both honk]
- Hey, that's where
she gets it from!
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house
03x33 & 03x34 - Predict Ability/Driving Ambition
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.