04x01 - Raven About Bunk'd

[bunniefuu]

I'm in, people! I'm in.

Nothing ever seems
to keep you out.

No, Ms. B,
I got into Camp Champion.

It's one of the most exclusive
sports programs in the country.

I get to go for a whole week.

Oh! (SQUEALS) Good job.

Nia, I got in. I got in.

You got in? Yeah.

You got in! She
got in! She got in!

BOTH: We know! We know!

I don't think I've ever heard of
Camp Champion. Where is it, Tess?

It's in Maine. Oh, no,
honey. It's on Main.

No, it's in Maine.

Okay, Tess, listen. You're
going to a very exclusive camp...

Honey,
I don't want them to judge you, okay.

The proper usage is,
"It's on Main."

It's on Main! Yeah. But...

Chels, I think what she means

is that the camp is actually
in the state of Maine.

Yes.

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah...

If you wanna get technical.

Well,
the camp's on my dad's route,

so we're gonna go
together in his truck.

It's gonna be the
best summer ever.

Wow. Riding cross country
in the cabin of a big rig, Tess.

I'm a little jealous.

But are you really? I'm
being supportive. Don't hate.

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

Oh, Rae, it's so nice of you to
have this going away dinner for Tess.

I had no idea we had so
much food in the fridge.

We could feed a tribe.

Yeah, a tribe called Tess.

Please, I see right through you.

You're just as sad

about Tess leaving
as the rest of us.

You've been crying
about it for the last hour.

(SCOFFS) That was the onions.

There are no onions
in mac and cheese.

Yes,
there is. That's the way she likes it.

Hey, Tess. What's wrong?

The trip is off.

What! What? What? Why?

Well,
my dad can't drive me to Camp Champion,

and I can't pay for another ride,
so...

I have to turn them down.

Oh, Tess, no way.

I bet if Booker and I put
together our summer money,

there'd be enough
to get you there.

Whoa. Whoa. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Whoa,
Nia.

I mean, of course,
I-I wanna help my girl out,

but you gotta warn me and Levi

before you go
volunteering our cash.

Hey. Don't look at me.

If they don't take pocket lint,
I can't help you.

Tess, you just won

an all-expenses paid trip

to Maine in a luxury
Scut. (GASPS)

You mean it, Ms. B? Yeah, I do.

So, mom,
can we make this a family trip?

One where you don't pick
up any fares with us in the car?

Tess, you just won a
some-expenses paid trip to Maine!

Whoo!

? Yeah, we own the summer

? Oh

I love this song!
(OVERLAPPING VOICES)

? Backyard waterslide...

BOOKER: Here we go.

(ALL SINGING) ?
Like a rollercoaster

? Hands up to the sky
like we ain't getting older

? Even though life
can change all the rules

? We said from the
start that we'd play it cool

? So let's live it up
like we always knew

? How to ?

(ALL SHOUTING) Here we go!

? If you're happy and
you know it stay awake

? If you're happy and
you know it stay awake ?

I'm awake, but I'm not happy.

Chels, are we almost there?

No, lemme check.

(SHORT CIRCUITING)

What? Oh, no!

Rae, this GPS has been recalculating
since we crossed the last state line.

Okay,
okay. I'm not worried. I'm not worried.

'Cause we're supposed to be
on this road for about 100 miles,

and country roads are always

filled with signs. (SIGHS)

Look,
there's one right now! What does it say?

Rae,
that wasn't a sign. That's just...

Bird stuff. Hit the wipers, Rae.

(SIGHS)

(WIPERS SQUEAKING)

That's nasty.

Oh, look, there's a sign right
there. Chels, look, what does it say?

It says camp. It says
camp! (LAUGHS)

Pulling over. Pulling over.

Parking.

Yes,
I knew it. I knew it. We didn't need GPS.

All I needed was some windshield
viper fluid and mama instincts.

Isn't that right, Chels?

Chels?

(SNORING)

Lightweights.

One 20 hour ride
and they're out like a...

Like...

Who in the bell cow
is in our bus spot?

Mom?

Mom,
wake up. There's someone outside

staring at us. What?

Which, by the way, is the
beginning to every horror movie ever.

Rise and shine, sleepyheads.

I am Lou. Welcome
to Camp Kikiwaka.

Camp Kiki-what?

Kikiwaka. Eventually it
just rolls right off the tongue.

I need to roll on up outta here. So,
where's Camp Champion?

(IN SOPHISTICATED VOICE) Yes,
Madam, if you could

just direct us back
to Maine Street.

I don't know where
Main Street is,

but Camp Champion
is across the lake.

Oh,
great. I'll just swim from here.

Don't wanna be late
for basketball camp.

Whoa. I would not do that.

I have seen things in that
lake that I cannot unsee.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Check out the fresh air.

And listen. No sirens,
no honking horns.

No bug repellent.

Apparently, mosquito season

starts early here.
(MOSQUITO BUZZING)

Well,
I should probably get going.

And just to be honest
with you total strangers,

our camp enrollment is way down,

so we're having an open
house to get some new campers.

I am swamped.

Swamped, huh?

Just across the lake
from my best friend.

So,
could you use some help around here?

Does a hedgehog
eat slugs in the woods?

I will truly never care
about that answer.

You will,
unless you want to go to Chicago,

and be cooped up in our apartment all
day with me and my nature documentaries.

On second thoughts...

I'm Booker, this is Nia,
and we are your new camp counselors.

Well,
I could sure use the extra help.

That is,
if it's okay with your parents.

I don't know...

Well, what do you say, Levi?

Mom, this view is amazing!

And it smells like that air
freshener you use over the holidays.

(MOSQUITO BUZZING)

That's pine.

This kid could use some camp.

Maybe just a week.

And I'll be right across the lake,
Ms. B.

So, you guys have beds,
and lifeguards, cellphones?

We got all those things.

Okay,
then! Let's do this! We love you guys!

Don't call us, we'll call you!

(BOTH SCREAMING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)

So, where do we put our towels?

We hang them up and use the
sun's natural warmth to dry them.

This is same sun you said would
heat the shower water because, uh...

It's not telling the truth.

Plus,
all the towels are the same color.

How will we know
which one is ours?

We all learn each
other's stains eventually.

Yeah, you know what,
I'm good. I'm just gonna keep mine.

Hey,
I'm Noah. The Grizzly Camping Counselor.

Hey, Booker,
and that makes you Levi.

That's me. You guys
can take the bunk beds.

You cool with that, big guy?

Big guy?

I'm gonna like it here.

When Lou talked to
you about helping out,

did she tell you how we decide
the counselor pecking order?

I mean, she might have, but...

I'm still not used
to that accent.

Hmm. Understood.

Legend has it,

the counselor who can catch the
biggest snipe will be made camp leader.

What's a snipe?

It's a cross between a racoon,
a possum and a dog.

But it doesn't know any tricks

and it won't fetch.

And it lives in the
Forbidden Forest.

So I've heard.

Finn, jar. (SIGHS)

Nevermind. I'll put
the money in for you.

Okay,
no more talk about the Forbidden Forest.

(SIGHS)

No one's allowed
to go into the...

(HUMMING)

Even though that's
where the good snipes live.

I've heard. I never caught one.

That's why I'm not camp leader.

That's one of the reasons.

Okay, well,
what does camp leader get?

Better bunks,
thicker blankets hotter water.

There's a menu with options.

Those are my favorite options.

All right, I'm in. Okay,
I'll see you out there.

The hunt's from noon to two.

Levi,
their snipe hunt might start at noon,

but ours starts right now. Let's go,
bro.

No,
thanks. I've been looking at the brochure

and knot tying
starts in half an hour.

And I will "knot"
be missing that.

Just a little camp humor.

So,
don't try to "rope" me in. (LAUGHS)

See? I did it again.

(CLEARS THROAT) Why
don't you take that kid?

Hey, kid, you wanna go with
me to the Forbidden Forest?

You had me at Forbidden.

We're just gonna need to
find the key to this thing first.

Ooh... Go for it, big guy.

Oh, yeah! Yes!

It's just us.

Yeah, it's just us,
Rae. We're free!

Oh, man,
two kid-free single ladies...

...on the open road!

Chels,
on the open road. The world is our oyster.

(GASPS) Speaking of oysters,

we're in Maine,
we should get some.

(GASPS) Oh, shucks.

We sure should. (LAUGHS)

No! Lobster. 'Cause we're,
you know, fancy.

We're fancy. (BOTH LAUGHING)

And we don't have
to pay for the kids.

(GASPS) We're gonna treat ourselves,
Chels.

We should have thought
of camp years ago.

You'd think being outside

with all this nature and fresh air,
the food would be a little...

...fresher.

Ugh. I wonder if the food's
any different at Camp Champion.

Yeah,
when are you going over there?

Well, they said they'd pick
me up when they're ready.

Meantime, I'll just lie low.

Look,
look! The new girls from Chicago.

Come join us.

They goes my lie low plan.

Hi.

You guys look like you have the
Kikiwaka food blues, huh, Chi-town?

Is my distaste that obvious?

Here we call it
mound-of-brown frown.

By the way,
I'm Destiny and this is Gwen and Ava.

I'm Nia. I'm Tess.

And I get it, guys.

I'm from the city too,
and this food is pretty basic.

If you're one of the lucky ones,
your taste buds go numb.

Well, we are out here in the woods,
right?

So,
we could actually pick some fruit,

or, wild thought here,
something green.

Foraging? Now you're
speaking my language.

Wait, is Chicago in the woods?

It is not.

Well,
doesn't matter where you're from,

foraging sounds
like a great idea.

We're surrounded
by organic food.

Unprocessed,
straight from Mother Earth.

Maybe we should go get it.

Foraging? Yeah,
I've always wanted to try that.

But you don't wanna pick
something that's poisonous.

Eh. You gotta work
up your tolerance.

Gwen spent a lot
of time off the grid.

She was, how do I put this...

Raised by wolves. I
was not raised by wolves!

They did do some
babysitting though.

Well, it sounds like you know
your berries from your greens.

If you come with us,
I'm sure we'll get something good and safe.

Love to... Can't.

It's my week to
open the kitchen,

and we're swamped with
the open house coming up.

Don't worry, Nia.

I know my way around the woods,
too.

She doesn't know her
way around the woods.

All right,
between the four of us,

I'm sure we can
gather some good stuff.

Hmm,
I guess Camp Champion is picking me up.

Enjoy my mound of brown.

Okay, between the three of us I'm
sure we can find something good.

Yep.

Here, snipey, snipey,
snipey, snipe.

(RUSTLING)

Got ya!

All right. (SIGHS IN RELIEF)

Uh, Booker,

that's just a rock.

I thought we were
looking for snipes.

Have you been looking
for rocks this whole time?

Because that's different.

No, Finn,
but we've looked everywhere.

Okay? I've climbed trees,
hid in bushes, and nothing.

(SOFT SQUEALING)

What was that? It
ran through there.

Come on, Finn, think about it.

What's so forbidden
about this forest?

No one has come out to say.

Foraging isn't easy.

Nobody said it would be.

You said it would be.

It was when I did
it with my grandma.

There were all sorts
of fruits and vegetables

and we had one of
those carts with wheels.

You weren't foraging,
you were grocery shopping.

Oh. That explains the coupons.

Okay, so far I found
something that looks like a yam,

and something that
smells like a lime. (SNIFFS)

Good. I found a couple of chili
peppers and a rock with hair.

Destiny, what did you find?

Just these pretty dandelions.

Too bad we're looking for food,
not flowers.

Well, I mean, actually,
I think those are edible.

So, good job.

Like I said, easy.

It's so nice that we're out
here in the woods, bonding.

You know, most girls just wanna talk
about boys, and do each other's hair.

Wait. We are going to do that later,
right?

Yeah, totally.

What do you think the
kids are doing right now?

Eating food
somebody else cooked.

(LAUGHS) Yeah,
dirtying laundry someone else has to clean.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

They're probably saying, "Hey,
Mom. Hey, Mom. Hey, Mom."

And no one is there to hear 'em.

"Hey, Mom! Hey, Mom!"

Yeah, that's actually kinda sad.

Talking about my babies wanting
me makes me want my babies.

Yeah, but seeing that lobster sign is
really making me want a lobster roll.

I can roll with that.

Can you stop, drop and roll?

Oh, Chels, Chels. Now,
you need to slow your roll.

BOTH: We bad! (BOTH LAUGHING)

All right. Gimme
the forest loot.

I think we did pretty well.

Edible.

Edible.

No, not edible.

Not edible.

Oh, really poison.

Whoever got that
should wash their hands.

(GASPS) And whatever you do,
don't touch your face.

(SCREAMING)

So,
is anything we brought healthy,

or are we lucky to have
escaped with our lives.

Hmm. Somewhere in the middle.

But I'll put this all in a
soup pot and it'll all work out.

Yeah. Got it.

Hey, where's Booker?

He's out wandering in the woods,
looking for snipes.

Snipe's aren't a real thing.

It's an old camp prank.

Wait, what? What?

Is everything okay?

No. Someone convinced my
brother to go off into the woods

and find a snipe,
and I'm a little worried

because he can barely
find matching socks.

Noah, did you tell these kids a lie bigger
than a hedgehog's appetite for slugs?

What lie?

That snipes are real.

Wait. Snipes aren't real?

Ava, you sold me $200
worth of snipe hunting gear.

(LAUGHING) I did do that.

Great! Now Booker's
lost and alone.

He's not alone. He
took that weird kid.

BOTH: Finn?

Okay,
people. We are going on high alert!

This is a Code Red.
This is not a drill.

You people know what that means!

I'm sorry, Lou. I know you
didn't mean for this to happen.

No. I'm sorry I don't
know what a Code Red is.

Y'all need to read the manual!

(BOTH MOANING)

Call me crazy, but...

I can taste the difference between
Atlantic lobster and Pacific lobster.

Yeah, we must both be crazy.

Pacific lobster is much sweeter.

Yeah,
this one needs more butter for taste.

So does mine.

Hey, did you know

that Booker and Nia have never
had seafood straight out of the ocean?

What! Yeah.

I think the same's
true for Levi.

Mm!

Miss the kids, Chels?

I do.

Yeah. Yeah.

This one still needs more butter. Yeah,
here.

Here you go.

(WHOOSHING)

BOOKER: Mama, help!

Rae! Rae!

Oh! Oh! I'm sorry!

Chels! Chels!
Booker is in danger.

Brookers in danger? What about
my commemorative Uncle Bob's

seafood shack sweatshirt?

No, Chels, I had a vision.

We have to go back!

The kids need us. What?

You ready? Yes.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Here's the soup I made
from your foraging loot.

Oh, I can't eat right now.

It's probably for the best.

It's tough on your stomach.

Oh. But it makes
you super strong.

Anyway, more for me, I guess.

Okay, we got a lost newbie,
people.

And a Finn.

Could he really be lost?

Like,
gone forever? He's my twin.

Aw, twins?

Don't you worry
your pretty little half,

we know these woods
like the back of our hands.

(SOFTLY) Get him back
before my open house.

So, you're gonna find him?

We are gonna do our best.

Okay, I gathered all the
wilderness supplies I could.

I's ready to find Booker
the old fashion way.

What's this?

A compass.

For knowing which
direction's north.

You don't need a
magic clock for that.

All you need is the sun.

Wow! Okay.

I wanna start my search in
five minutes. Any other tips?

Oh, moss. It only grows
on the north side of trees.

And in a pinch,

nature's toilet paper.

Nature's toilet paper? We're
not looking for a bathroom.

What we need is
aerial reconnaissance.

I love it!

Let's take this
search 21st century.

All right, what's the plan?

We'll build a drone with a
small camera and a speaker.

So, when we spot him,
we can tell him how to get back.

That's a great idea!

Where are we gonna
get a the drone parts?

There's a storage locker near Lou's cabin
that has some communications equipment.

But it's locked,
we'll never get in there.

Maybe we can make our own key.

Or maybe you could
just rip the door off?

Oh, yeah, that'll work too.

Let's go before my
power soup wears off.

Lou,
what if they can't find Booker?

Noah, Ava and Destiny
know all the places to look.

Booker will be fine, as long as he
didn't go in The Forbidden Forest.

Forbidden?

That sounds scary,

but at least he's with Finn. So,
that's somebody.

No,
honey. He'd been better off alone.

Where are my babies?
Where are my babies?

Have you seen my
babies? Tess? Nia?

Nia? (YELPS) Not Nia! Mom.

Mom! Thank goodness you're here.

Hey, honey... Oh!

You're back! Hey, you probably
remember me from your car window.

Now, listen, I'd be lying if I
said I wasn't a teensy bit worried,

but like my grandpa always said,
if I lie, I'd turned into a cantaloupe.

Which we all know is the
worst of the fruit family...

Gotta spit it out,
woman! Gotta spit it out!

Mom, Booker's missing.

What? He went into the
Forbidden Forest with Finn.

Finn. Finn. What is a Finn?
Is it dangerous? It can be.

But like my grandpa
always said...

I'm sorry,
is now a bad time to ask where my son is?

His name is Levi. Levi?

Levi!

Levi? Have you seen Levi?

That one I am pretty sure I saw.

Are you sure you're pretty
sure... (MUTTERS SQUEAKILY)

Camp Kiki-what? It should be
called Camp Can't-Keep-a-Camper.

Quiet. We're on its tail.

I just saw something.
Throw the sack.

(SCREAMS)

Tess? Booker?

What you doing
alone in the woods?

Technically, she's not alone.

We're all here together.

A team of us came
looking for a doodle ganger.

I saw something fly this
way and now I'm lost.

Um, what's a doodle ganger?

It's an animal that's part seal,
part racoon.

And it has wings,
but it can't fly.

And it's like a dog,
mixed with a possum. And it's like a dog...

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

That Tess and I
have been pranked.

Oh. I was thinking the Forbidden
Forest needed a lot more dragons.

But your thing's
also a big bummer.

So they purposely ditched me?

Trick sh*ts I'm down with.

Getting tricked, not cool.

I can't believe they tried
to pull one over on me.

Do they know who I am?

We did just meet today.

Let's get outta here.

(SCREAMS)

Yo, Booker, you okay?

I'm fine,
but there's something down here.

(HISSING)

And according to those natural
documentaries Nia makes me watch,

I think it's a Copperhead.

Oh! Do you know how much
copper is going for these days?

Grab it, Booker!

Where did you find this kid?

Booker, don't move. If that
snake bites you, you're toast.

Now I see why they call
it the Forbidden Forest.

(HISSING)

You guys,
the snake's flicking his tongue at me.

Now he's licking his lips.

Do snakes have lips? (CRYING)

Booker,
try not to look delicious!

Be cool, bruh.

We're gonna find a way
to get you out of there.

Oh, thank goodness,
you guy are all okay.

Where's my baby?
Where's my baby?

BOOKER: Mama, help! (GASPS)

That was my vision!

Don't worry. I'm gonna gather some vines
and branches and build a makeshift ladder...

Momma's coming!

Or plan B,
Momma leaps into the pit.

(BOOKER SCREAMING)

Man, I can't even tell you how
many pits Raven's tossed me out of.

Momma strength still
flowing! I'm climbing out!

(STRUGGLING) Oh!
Momma strength fading!

(BOTH CLAMORING)

Help me! (GASPS)

(GASPING)

MATTEO: (FROM
DRONE) We found you!

Oh, wait,
looks like you've already been found.

LEVI: Hey, mom, I'm in a drone.

Don't worry,
honey. We'll get you out too!

MATTEO: Well,
at least we can lead you all back to camp.

Follow us!

Yeah,
we can just go back the way we came.

Mornin' campers, and guests who
have promised not to press charges.

First, a reminder to stay
out of the Forbidden Forest.

It's the most dangerous
place in Moose Rump,

since the Museum Of
Oily Rags b*rned down.

Lou,
you shouldn't call it "forbidden."

Kids will actually
want to go there.

If you want them to stay away,
you should call it

"The Forest of
Homework and Chores."

Or, you know,
you could build a fence.

Good notes.

As you all know,
today is our big open house.

Huh, I've never opened a house.

Opened plenty of possums,
though.

An open house is where we show
off the camp to a bunch of people,

and hope they sign up
to come next summer.

Our enrollment for
next year is way down.

Not to scare you guys,

but if we don't get enough new campers,
we might...

(IN OMINOUS TONE)
...lose the camp!

(EVERYONE GASPS,
CONCERNED MUTTERING)

Yeah,
I shouldn't have done the voice.

Don't worry, we'd really only lose the camp
if someone tries to buy it out from under us.

Yeah, about that...

A few of the Camp Champion counselors
were talking about how their camp

was gonna buy this place
and turn it into a garbage dump.

Once they cleaned it up first.

(GASPS) Those jerks!

They've been calling
our camp trash for years,

and now I know it
wasn't just an insult,

but actually a clever
bit of foreshadowing.

Lou,
are we really going to lose the camp?

Not if everyone pitches in to make
this the best darn open house ever.

We could sure use your help.

I know you guys were planning
on going home today, but...

This is our home.

Mom,
maybe we should stay a little longer?

If you need a drone, I'm in.

I spent most of my time here in a snake
pit, so I'm pretty much down for anything.

Come on, Rae, what do you say?

All right,
we'd be happy to help.

Thank you, thank you!

With your help, I know we can
make this the biggest success ever.

Everyone check this clipboard for
your open house job assignments.

Clean up duty?

(ECSTATIC) Yes! Ava,
we got the best job!

We are very different people.

I put fliers up all over.

Fingers crossed we get some of
those rich kids from Moose Snout.

Is every town around here
named after a moose part?

Yes. And anyone who
lives above the neck

is rolling in it.

(GASPS) It says here
you have a celebrity guest!

What kind of celebrity
would want to come...

I mean, get to come here?

Oh... You'll see.

Oh!

Chels,
did you see that walk off? I did!

I like that walk off. What!

Thank you. I don't actually
have anywhere to be.

I was just trying
to build suspense.

It worked. It worked!

So, Tess, glad you're back,

but I thought you were supposed
to be at Camp Champion.

They sent me on a hunt for
something that doesn't exist,

and now they're trying to
steal somebody else's camp.

I'm not wearing that logo.

Someone should
teach them a lesson.

Oh, it should be us!

We should prank them back.

I'm not really a prankster.

Well, lucky for you, I am.

And we city girls
got to stick together.

It's about time Camp Champion
learned that their attitude stinks.

And by that,
I mean we're gonna build a stink b*mb!

Okay. Um,
how do we make a stink b*mb?

Oh, I know a guy.

So you come to me on the
day of my camp's open house,

and you ask me to
build you a stink b*mb?

I'm totally in!

Is he petting a sock?

Listen,
you're going to see a lot of things here.

Hey, I'm really sorry that you
guys might lose your camp.

We won't.

Because you and I are going to
nail this arts and crafts showcase.

I was thinking we could make art based
on stuff that we're both passionate about.

Great idea.

I love science.

Nope.

Well, I'm really into issues like
recycling and climate change.

Me too.

I've been working all summer
on cleaning trash out of the lake.

In fact,
the boat house is full of it now.

I'm actually kinda
worried it may have...

Evolved.

What if we used it for the show?

We could turn it into art and spread our
message about saving the environment.

I love that idea!

Are we winning the open
house? I think we are.

Is this the best collab since
Greta Thunberg met Malala?

Absolutely.

Except they probably talked
about themselves a little less.

Yeah. But still, up top!

So, what are we Grizzly Bears
supposed to do for this open house thing?

Uh, it's just Grizzlies.

Read the welcome packet.

Lou's counting on us for entertainment
that'll get people excited about camp.

Don't worry,
Matteo and I are on it.

Yeah. We built that cool drone.
It's obvious we work great together.

Like Pierre and Marie Curie.

We practically
finish each other's...

BOTH: Historical references!

Not where I thought
that was going.

I was thinking maybe we
can do something with music?

Yeah. Great idea, Booker. Music
gets people excited about things.

The question we have to ask is,

what's the most fun
thing about big events?

Winning stuff.

Yes.

That's why people
enjoy the sports

despite them being the worst.

Yes! How about a raffle?

Yes. But in a hurricane booth,

where someone can
grab the winning ticket.

Yes! And this is where
the music comes in!

(VOCALIZING)

? Music,
lights and romance break it down

? Got ya heart, got ya heart ?

(VOCALIZING)

Excuse us. Nerds brainstorming.

So,
what are we going to raffle off?

I was thinking something
along the lines of...

BOTH: A free summer at camp!

How do they keep doing that?

Are they psychic or something?

What? Of course not!

No psychics here.

What a weird, emphatic way
to answer a rhetorical question.

This is going to be great.

People will be lining up

to enroll at camp when
they see the celebrity we got.

Who is this celebrity?

I mean, I know it's not Michael B. Jordan
because he's filming a movie in New York

on the corner of 56th and Broadway,
and he's

currently on his lunch break.

How do you know that?

Because I am a true fan.

And I have a Michael B. Cam
app on my phone. Check it out.

Oh, no, he's eating a chili dog.

That never never goes well for him. Oh,
no!

So, who is the celebrity?

Oh... (CHUCKLES) It's my sweet

Dairy Air.

Wow,
I really love her confidence.

Meet our celebrity...

Dairy Air!

(SQUEALING)

Your celebrity's a pig,
named Diary Air?

And you're not hearing it?

I found her living on a farm with some cows,
and the smell there would gag a maggot.

So I said,
"I'm getting you out of this dairy...

"Air."

Yeah,
people will totally get that. (FAKE LAUGHS)

(MOUTHING)

I loan her out to petting zoos,
birthday parties, Hog-toberfest...

She's become a pretty big deal in
the greater Moose-tropolitan area.

Where are we?

You're gonna be a huge draw
and save our camp, aren't you, girl?

(SQUEALING, GRUNTING)

She's got a weird
look on her face.

And she's breathing kinda funny.

Oh. Oh, and so is Michael.

Oh, no, sweetie,
you cannot handle extra jalapenos.

Michael B. Delicate.

I think something's
seriously wrong with her.

I need to get her to a vet,
but the bus is in the shop.

That's okay. We'll
take Raven's car.

Huh, Raven's car?

Y'all must be talking
about a different Raven.

Please,
Raven? Dairy needs your help.

Okay. Yeah,
sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My car already smells like
teenager and lobster rolls.

Might as well pile on some pig.

(NASALLY) Is the
stink b*mb ready yet?

(NASALLY) Almost.

We've got some rotten
eggs to carry the smell,

some vinegar to really
tickle the nose hairs,

and now it's time to
add my secret ingredient.

So, please, look away.

Fine, I'll tell you.

It's cinnamon.

(NASALLY) Okay,
I see what you bring to the picnic table.

Thank you. That's why
they don't invite me anymore.

A stink b*mb like this has only
ever been possible in theory...

Until now.

Books will be written about me,

that I'll never read!

That's all great,

but how will we get it to Camp
Champion without them catching us?

We need someone who's good
at sneaking through the woods.

Oh.

I know a girl.

So you come to me,
on the day of my camp's open house...

Guys, Dairy is making some
strange noises. (DAIRY SQUEALING)

It sounds like the time I
swallowed that tortilla chip sideways.

Remember? It was
like... (GAGGING)

I can't believe you talked me
into letting that thing in my car.

Um,
Dairy is not a thing. She's a celebrity

who has over 800
followers online.

Which is the entire
population of Moose Rump.

Plus a couple hundred weirdos.

Guys! I think I know
what's wrong with the pig.

She's about to be anywhere
from two to seven pigs!

What? Look! Look!

Dairy's pregnant?

Uh-oh! They're comin' fast,
and they're comin' slimy.

Raven, get us to a vet!

Chelsea,
hold on to my sweet Dairy Air!

How do you not hear that?

And that is how you turn trash
into trash that makes people think.

I'm so proud of us.

We are true garbage people.

That did not come
out like I hoped.

I adore this piece you made.

What is this piece you made?

It's an abstract commentary on mankind's
environmental impact on Mother Earth.

Either that, or a dog.

Ooh, is this your self-portrait?

Nia! That's just
a pile of trash.

Kidding! It's totally me.

We're friends. We joke.

This is going to be so great.

Seriously? It's not
enough that people litter,

now they have to pile
them up in fancy designs?

Wow. This...

Kind of looks like mankind's
environmental impact on Mother Earth.

Oh, well, bye-bye!

Okay, guys,
looks like the coast is clear.

So, where is it?

Gwen said it was
somewhere around...

Here.

This is amazing!

I can't believe she found a mine shaft
that leads all the way to Camp Champion.

So,
where are we gonna set the stink b*mb off?

You were just there. Where
do you think the best place is?

I'd toss it into
the locker rooms.

No windows. No vents.

No mercy.

Wait. We can't
set it off inside.

The stink could
linger all summer.

And nobody deserves to have
their whole summer ruined.

Yeah, except for Camp Champion.

Oh, no.

This is my fault.

I never should've made
a stink so powerful.

I was so worried
about whether I could,

I didn't stop to
think if I should.

But this would make us just
as rotten as the eggs in that...

Oh, come on!

Where did you
guys get all this stuff?

Well, for one,
we disassembled a broken vending machine.

Also we tinkered
with Chef Jeff's car.

It still has four wheel drive.

It just doesn't
have four wheels.

Or drive.

Well, how can we help?

Booker and I don't
have anything to do.

Yeah, we want to be involved.

After all,
we're Grizzly Bears, too.

Again. It's just "Grizzlies."

Dude. Let... It... Go!

Sorry, guys,
but this is nerd territory.

Yeah, don't worry. We got it.

Oh. I guess we're
not really needed then.

Maybe we should
start our own thing.

Yeah, it looks like this isn't a
Grizzly Bear project after all.

It's okay when I do it!

(DAIRY AIR SQUEALING)

This little piggy went
wee-wee-wee all over this sweatshirt.

Is that my new sweatshirt?

Rae, you're not back here,
you don't know!

We had to make
some hard choices!

Okay, okay, fine. Can someone
at least hand me my purse, please?

Uh...

Ocupado.

Okay, that's it,
I'm taking over!

(TIRES SCREECH)

(SCREAMING)

Okay, I'm done taking over!

(SQUEALING, SPLASHES)

(GASPING)

Eww! It got in my mouth!

(SPITTING) It got in my mouth!

Okay,
I think Dairy is finally empty.

So we don't need
the vet anymore.

Let's head back
and save my camp.

If Dairy doesn't show,
we can kiss those new enrollments goodbye.

Done and done. I'm flipping a U!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Ah! And they said
it couldn't be done.

Who did?

Well, no one.

Shall we?

Oh, no. It's too big!

It can't be. You know,
we're too smart for that.

The door must be too small.

Yes.

It is not our fault.

If we couldn't have seen this coming,
no one could've.

Hey, guys, your thingy isn't
gonna fit through the door.

What are we going to do?

Lou's relying on our
entertainment for the open house

and now we can't even
get it out of the house.

You guys, it's okay.

No, it's not.

We should have just done what
you wanted to do in the first place.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

We know we kinda
shut you both out.

Like Marie and Pierre

when they discovered radium,
we were so focused on the results,

we didn't realize someone
might be getting b*rned.

Amazing metaphor, Matteo.

I stole it from a documentary.

I'm a fraud!

Look,
you guys can just join our project instead.

Really? Yeah.

I mean,
we're all Grizzlies, right?

And Grizzlies stick together.

(WHIMPERS)

I'm sorry, it's just...

He gets us.

I think it's this way.

Stop! We can't ruin Camp
Champion's entire summer.

If they buy Kikiwaka,

then summers are
ruined for everyone.

Forever.

Yeah, buddy. It's happening
and you can't stop it.

Look! Giant mole in a hat!

Hey! I created this,

I have to be the
one to destroy it.

(THUDS)

What have you done?

It burns!

That's the cinnamon.

(GAS HISSING)

It's time to start the open
house but Lou's not here.

Or our celebrity pig.

Huh, "celebrity pig."

This is my life.

Where is Dairy Air?

Kyle came to see a pig

and Kyle gets what Kyle wants!

Right, Mommy?

We've got to get started.
This is about to get ugly.

Parents! Future campers!

Welcome to Camp Kikiwaka!

Arts and Crafts are a
big part of our summers,

so please join us
for an art exhibit

that presents a very hard truth.

Our world is a
raging dumpster fire.

...of creative energy.

Come on, everybody.

Right in the mess hall. Come on.

Where's the art?

You told Kyle there would be art

and Kyle doesn't like fibbers.

Mommy, juice me!

There was art.

Okay? We promise.

Gwen! Do you know what
happened to all the artwork in here?

I didn't see any artwork.

Just weirdly arranged trash.

And something that
looked like a dog.

Aw, you got it.

All right,
folks. Change of plans.

Back outside.

Kyle is not impressed.

Nia does not wanna hear it.

All right, everyone, uh,
we had a little setback, but it's okay.

We're just gonna
jump right into the raffle!

Due to technical difficulties,
the raffle is canceled.

No pig, no art, and no raffle.

This is really going
to hurt enrollments.

We're gonna lose the camp!

We still have a good crowd.

I know we can turn this around.

Run!

The stink is coming!

The cinnamon's the worst part!

(HISSING)

Uh,
there's a weird green cloud out there.

(COUGHING)

And it kinda smells like Finn

laid another Finn.

Sweet Shakespeare on a Sunday.

We have to do something.

People are going to start
leaving the open house.

What kind of place is this?

If it's not snake
pits or evil forests,

it's a body-odor tornado.

Wait,
this may sound a little crazy,

but is there any way we can use your
windy phone booth to help with this?

Wait... He's right.

We can put it by the door,
turn off the blower

and crank up the intake.

It should suck
the cloud right in.

The open house could be saved!

Yes,
that is exactly what I was thinking.

And definitely not hiding
in it to save ourselves.

Ready?

One... Two... Three!

(WHIRRING)

It's working!

You guys did it!

Kyle hates this place!

And when Kyle is unhappy,
the world weeps.

But look, guys,
nobody is signing up for camp next summer.

Okay, guys, it's time.

Let's share our project
and save Kikiwaka.

Everyone, listen up.

Okay. Uh...

We get that things today
haven't gone as planned,

but that's what we
love about this camp.

Every day's an adventure.

I can safely say I
haven't been bored once.

Terrified, yes.

Bored, never.

Kikiwaka is the
best place on Earth.

It's where all my friends are.

Old...

And new.

He means me.

I'm the new!

It's the only place we'd ever
want to spend the summer.

And we know if
you give it a chance,

you'll have the summer of your life here,
too.

(WE OWN THE SUMMER PLAYING)

(CHEERING)

GIRL: Okay...

? Dance party on the wifi

? Got that perfect playlist

? Count down till we go live

? Dressed up like we're famous

? Don't matter now
If we're hangin' home

? 'Cause we're making
memories Over the phone

? Although we're
apart We're not alone

? Oh

? Staying up all night Talk,
text till whenever

? We're gonna be all right
'Cause we own the summer

? Making the best of times
Look back and remember

? What a ride, yeah What a ride

? 'Cause we own the summer

? Oh

? Yeah, we own the summer

? Oh

? Yeah, we own the summer ?

(ALL CHEERING)

I am so proud of you guys!

Me too. You guys pulled this off

even without my
famous Dairy Air.

Okay,

now I am hearing it.

ALL: Bye.

Miss you. Stay in touch.

(BOTH GRUNTING) Rawr!

Well, my work here is done.
You're a real Grizzly now.

So don't be surprised if
you see sunsets differently,

or songs make you
cry that didn't used to.

I think I'm leaving
at the right time.

Thank you guys so much for
all of your help with open house.

I just crunched the numbers and we
got enough sign-ups for camp next year.

(ALL CHEERING)

Guys,
this has been really great.

I can't believe we have
to get in the car right now.

Just wait until you
see the backseat.

Hmm.

And, Lou, thanks for having us.

And, hey,
if any of you are ever in Chicago,

come on by and visit.

(WHOOSHING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(ALL GASPING)

Stink b*mb! Take cover!

No, not again!

The cinnamon burns!

(ALL SCREAMING AND CLAMORING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Take it back,
Momma! Take it back! Take it back!

I am taking you back,
sweetheart.

He's homesick. Don't
worry about him. Come on.