01x05 - The Magical Meanie/Sorcerer Smurf

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01x05 - The Magical Meanie/Sorcerer Smurf

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Help help. Run!

Hurry Genius,
he's catching up to us!

Don't worry Clumsy, he doesn't
dare to cross that lake.

Cats hate...water.

That was close, right Genius.

...I knew what was
doing every second

Hey Genie, what's that?

Certainly I...
bottle, stranger.

What does she say, what does she say?

Wow, a genius!

And I found it.

You found me?

Wait, he was to blame.

It was I, the Evil Genius who
found you, you idiot.

Every hundred years I get out of this
bottle and bring three wishes.

Three wishes?

But first you must
guess the magic words.

Genius, I don't know the magic words.
Do you know?

Certainly.

hazel dazel

Randy Dandee

Not.

hazel dazel

No, no, no.
And time is running out.

At sunset I will return to the
bottle for another hundred years,

willing or not.

A genius, how evil.

If he's a genius,
I think it's a big scam.

A scam?

Help!

Evil Genius, let us down.

Come down? But of course.

I'm a busy genius.
If you don't know the magic words,

so take me to someone who knows.
Now!

Walk on tiptoe,
I can't hear the birds.

Yes Mr Genius.

Watch Cruel, My New Projector
smurfs is finished.

Now let's test it.

It's working!

Watch Cruel: smurfs.
And what is this?

Yeah, so we can make three wishes
and everything will be done.

Wishes that come true?

Oh crap, don't stop now!

Cruel damn,
I need to have this Evil Genius.

And I'll show these
disgusting little smurfs,

The true meaning of "Evil".

What is that?

It's the Evil Genius.

Oh, a real genius.

I hate geniuses.

Well, come to think of it, no
all geniuses.

Quick, where's Papa Smurf?

He went to dig up rare roots and
will be back later.

Very bad smurfs, no
magic words, no three wishes.

No three wishes?

Don't be upset, here's a cake
that I baked for myself.

Nice! And to show you how
I'm good, I'll share it with you.

You have a great sense of humor
Mr. Genius.

I thought that was mean.

Relax blonde.
There's for everyone!

Oh you Evil Genius, call your
friends to fight a smurf.

Hey, what...

I have an average punch.

No, no, wrong, no, no,
magic words, magic words.

Not this one, no.

Aha, my grandfather's great genius book.

The magic words must be here.

Here, Evil Genius.

These are the magic words:
Pumpen Nickle Pickle

Haha, say your prayers smurfs.

Your Evil Genius is
to have a new master.

You smurfs aren't very good.

But they must be good...

That's enough, you Evil Genius.

Wishing or not, leave the village.

Yes, before we throw it out.

By no means are they kidding.
They do not want.

Nobody throws me out.

Oh yeah, prepare smurfs, attack.

What's going on here?

Oh Papa Smurf, he's a genius.

Evil genius. And he us
put it out of the village.

Genius, I haven't heard of geniuses.

Hey genius, stop bothering
and behave.

Or we will
outside our village.

oh daddy you know
the magic words?

Magic words?

How about some food for thought?

Evil genius, fix this now.

Clear.

There... now everything is right.

Pumpen nickle pickle.

Evil genius, do you hear me?

Pumpen nickle pickle.

Pumpen nickle pickle.

Oh I don't believe someone
said the magic words.

Pumpen nickle pick...

Cruel, we did it.

Start before I get stuck.

In minutes the sun will set
put and I'll go back to the bottle.

Let's get started, Evil Genius,
we want to go to the smurfs village.

Not that boring place again.

Well well.

Any sign of Gargamel, Stout?

Not Smurfette yet.

Surprise smurfs.

Gargamel.

Don't try to escape
you will never make it.

Magic signs, magic words,
POWDER magic, magic potions...

Papa Smurf, Gargamel is in the village.

Holy Smurf, here they are
the magic words.

because you are
revolting his Evil Genius.

Yes Master.

I wish you bring that smurfs
disgusting back at once.

Your wish is an order.

I did not mean that.

I wish I had all these smurfs.

Haha, got it.

Papa Smurf only
we're both left.

Run!

Genius stop these smurfs.

Not me, you had your wishes.

What did I do?

Evil Genius I command you.

I am your master.

Mungo fungus, no.
Fluberbluber, no.

Good job Cruel, who
need a spoiled genius.

Wait, here it is,
pumpen nickle pickle.

Oh, the magic words.

Quick Evil Genius, I wish
that you shrink Gargamel and Cruel

To the size of a smurf.

Not bad for the first wish.

Take it.

Papa Smurf, he's on the run.

Oh, I still have two wishes.

You will never make it in time.

Only seconds left
for the sun to set.

Evil Genius, I order you to
undo all the tricks you did today.

Oh, do I need to?

Genius!

Yes Master.

Help!

I'll get 'em for this smurfs,
wait.

Grumpy, where are you?

grumpy!

Hope to see you soon,
so that... I can sleep.

Don't worry, he was with us.
What happened to him?

Maybe Gargamel got him.

Gargamel?

I don't see Gargamel anywhere.

I can't even smell it.

And we don't even see Grumpy,
let's go back to the village.

First let's make sure that
the Grumpy is not here.

Hey... what's that bad smell?

It smells like... Gargamel!

Well I believe these
Little Spy Smurfs,

Soon will be a pie
of little smurfs.

Where's Grumpy, Gargamel?

Who?

You mean he's not here?

No he is not.

And if he was, he would be
in my soup pot.

Come here, I want to tell you a secret.

A secret?

That was a serious mistake,
very serious.

Calm down Robusto, we already have
enough problems.

Yeah, we're we're here,

And probably Grumpy
returned to the village and is sleeping.

Oh, if Smurfte were
here as always.

Cruel, you crazy cat!

This will make it...explode!

What happened?

Who cares, let's get out of here.

Uh, one of these days you beast
wretched, I'll...

See, they're gone...
you acted perfectly cruel.

Yes, all as planned.

The expl*si*n, their escape.

Now the phase : the days of the
smurfs are numbered.

Where does Ranzinza hurt?

All over.

And I hate everywhere.

I hate.

Grumpy, in my medical opinion,
you will be better off if you rejoice.

And we escaped with our dexterity.

You know what I said about
go to Gargamel!

we thought he had
captured the Grumpy.

I hate being captured.

Papa Smurf is up to something.

Of course he's up to something,
he always is.

But I have a feeling that
this is a big plot.

Alright then, let's be ready
for that, whatever it is.

Not a smurf boy...

Ah, that was so nice, Harmonia.

That's it gives you a warm Smurfette glow.

Well, it might be a hot glow for someone.

Look!

Wow, a book.

More than that Harmony,
a magic book.

We'd better take it to Papa Smurf.

Uhm, I can't understand what
is wrong with these roses.

there must be something wrong
with my formula.

Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf!

We found this magical book
in the forest, Papa Smurf.

Magic book?

Here it says that this book
belongs to the Wizard Smurf,

The wisest of all smurfs.

Magic Smurf?

But Papa Smurf, you always say that
there are no other smurfs besides us.

Well maybe I'm wrong but
never heard of the Wizard Smurf.

Well, he's certainly not so
wise with you Papa Smurf.

We'll see if your magic
it's as good as it says.

That's enough for
you Papa Smurf?

Well I...

If there is another smurf, then we have
to bring him here to the village.

Shouldn't we Papa Smurf?

Well, yes, without a doubt.

Accordingly, he lives in the
top of the mountain of myths.

It's a long journey.

I hate long trips.

remember what i said
about cheering, Grumpy.

I mean, I don't like it very much.
of long trips.

I mean, I like long trips.

I don't feel that way, but...

Come, we need to prepare.

Is Papa Smurf still too far away?

Not much yet.

Oh, I'm so tired.
Is Papa Smurf too far away yet?

Not much yet.

Is Papa Smurf too far away yet?

Not much yet.

Is Papa Smurf too far away yet?

Yes it is!

Careful, take one step at a time.

Here we are, I feel irritation.

I hate irritation.

Maybe there's no one at home.

Go no further.

Wait here, this is something that
I need to do it alone.

I the Magic Smurf, the most
powerful of all.

Who are you?

I'm Papa Smurf.

Papa Smurf, my companion.

It's been a while since
I see none similar.

Welcome!
What brings you here Papa Smurf?

'Cause Magic Smurf, never
knew of its existence.

Well, that's a long story.
And I see you have my spell book.

Who's there, more smurfs?

Please my children,
I can't see them.

Come closer.

I hate getting any closer.

Yes, yes, now it is
closer, right there.

No, go backwards, backwards.

Gargamel.

You're right, Papa Smurf!

I hate Gargamel.

Uh what will he do
with Papa Smurf?

Keep an eye on him Cruel.

And now my disgusting ones
little smurfs,

You will take me to your village.

A is, force us.

We will never take you to our
village, disgusting Gargamel.

Yeah, we won't show anything.

Hear me smurfs, don't take
Gargamel to our village.

So let me show you what
will happen if not

show me.

Did you see my little ones?
imprisoned smurfs.

If I complete my spell, there is no
nothing Papa Smurf can do.

Oh, what shall we do?

We can't abandon Papa Smurf.

Right evil Gargamel,
we will take you to our village.

No, let him do it.
whatever you want with me.

No Papa Smurf, we
We will do what you ask.

I thought I would do it my way.

Is it too far yet?

Is very far?

Yes it is, so continue.

stop!

Who are you?

I am the real Magic Smurf.

I'm the one who takes care of everyone
the things smurfs do.

Which is no big deal.

I created it.

I just came to announce.

And to prove it, with this dust
magic I will make the earth shake.

He, he, just a cheap trick.

Any magician can do this.

Oh, someone who doesn't believe.

So I must transform the
land at your feet in quicksand.

Stop, I'm warning you,
you are irritating me.

I don't believe your magic is
more powerful than Papa Smurf's.

Now do you believe me?

No, you are a fraud, fake.

When I get my hands on you...

Very good.

What is your master wish?

I am evil magician of the forest.

No, no, no, take it off
them close to me.

Oh, let's get out of here.

Oh thank you Wizard Smurf.

You saved the village.

Your magic is more powerful
than Papa Smurf's.

Where is Papa Smurf, we have
to go back to the mountain.

Don't worry Robust, I'm fine.

I knew from the start
that was you Papa Smurf.

I was just testing others to see him.

Papa Smurf, I don't feel well.

Oh, your blue color is not normal.
Where does it hurt?

For everything.

I think I know what the problem is.

I was wrong.

You tried too hard to be cheerful
and it made him sicker.

you mean i
I can be myself.

I hate to say it, but yes.

Thank you Papa Smurf,
i hate being happy.
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