04x04 - A Wedding To Die For

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COLLECTOR: Previously on Escape The Night...

The evil of the museum has begun to infect some of the heroes.

Destorm is a bad influence on you.

He's the devil!

COLLECTOR: Joey and Colleen start to heal their broken friendship.

Maybe now I can trust Joey.

"The two with the fewest coins will be forced into the final challenge."

-That's you and me. -COLLEEN: It is.

COLLECTOR: And another life is exchanged for a key.

You're evil, man!

Survival of the fittest.

[SCREAMS]

It's time to ruffle some feathers.

Oh. [CHUCKLES] You're not very focused on the game, Your Highness.

Mmm.

Checkmate.

EMPEROR: That was dumb.

I think it's time for you to go, Mother.

You're never going to find a wife this way.

-[DOOR CLOSES] -A proper woman will always--

Do I really need one? They're so boring.

The Dragon Rebellion are at the gates, ready to take your head.

They're demanding an heir and that requires a queen.

Well, if they're gonna be like that...

[SIGHING] I'll think about it.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

COLLEEN: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. All the doors are opening.

-[WIND BLOWING] -JOEY: Whoa! Whoa. Okay.

Okay. Okay, Mulan's here.

Whoa.

[ROARING]

ROSANNA: I recognize these dragons, and I'm thinking,

"This exhibit is ancient China."

What the hell is going on?

[ROARING]

TIMOTHY: Who is that?

[ROARING]

This dragon is gorgeous

-and I need to get a closer look. -MORTIMER: Whoa!

-ROSANNA: Mortimer... -What the hell?

-ROSANNA: Mortimer, what's going on? -I don't know.

-Oh, my God. -[LOUD ROARING]

Where did Mortimer go?

Wait, all the boys are gone.

Poof. All the guys are gone.

-I kinda like this. -I agree.

This is much better.

COLLEEN: To be honest, none of those guys were really helping us anyway,

and I'm kinda liking this situation.

Oh, my gosh. We could start an all girls' band.

Okay, clues. Clues, clues.

Here's a note.

"Start the Emperor's wedding festival with a bang."

Is this a Chinese firecracker?

-Yes. I'm terrified of these things. -[GASPS] This is a firework?

There's one for each of us.

-[GASPS] -I hate these things.

I don't like popping things, I don't like balloons.

I don't like poppers, so this

is actually my worst nightmare.

We also need the combination to this lock.

GABBIE: One, two, three, four letters.

Let's just sh**t it off somewhere.

TANA: Girl, watch what you're doing with that thing.

My weave's gonna catch on fire.

I think you're supposed to cr*ck it in half.

-Okay, do it. -Like on your knee.

-Like in the movies. -Okay, well, I don't wanna.

I don't have time for bells and whistles

and fireworks and the pretties.

I don't have time for that. We need to get out of here.

-One, two, three! -No, I'm not doing it.

-On your knee. -TANA: I'm literally not doing it.

-COLLEEN: Whoa. Good for you. -[GROANS LOUDLY]

So I just take one, and I'm like, screw it,

and I shake it out. Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.

Oh, so it's like a confetti b*mb.

COLLEEN: I still don't understand how to do this.

ROSANNA: This is a T, this is a T.

-[FIRECRACKER POPS] -[ALL EXCLAIMING]

ROSANNA: What's in there?

-[FIRECRACKER POPS] -[ALL SCREAMING]

ROSANNA: Okay. Where's your letter? Where's your letters?

ROSANNA: We have a T, an A, an M...

-COLLEEN: Yeah, I think that's an E. -GABBIE: Okay.

We find four different letters all throughout each confetti cannon

and we start jumbling them together

to figure out what the code might be to get this thing open.

Is there anything that has to do with a wedding? Like team?

-Oh, "team". -Oh, a team! Hello!

GABBIE: Wait.

COLLEEN: No? GABBIE: That's not... That's not it. Okay.

So, there's not 26 letters on each wheel.

-COLLEEN: Really? -GABBIE: Because there's no "M" on this wheel.

-Or "mate." -All right.

Mate, that's sexy.

'Cause it's a wedding.

Was it "Mate"? "Mate" opened it up?

-Ooh, roses! Kinky. -Okay.

"Calling all maidens in the Middle Kingdom.

"The Emperor is in need of an heir and requires a wife.

"Report to the palace to be tested for beauty, etiquette and conversation."

-[gasps] -I'm so sorry, sweetie.

I'm gonna fail the etiquette part.

"The one who passes will be wed.

"Ignore this invitation and face the consequences."

I thought we were just being invited to the Emperor's wedding

but it turns out one of us is gonna be the bride.

-Ew, sexist. -Beauty, etiquette,

-conversation. -Garbage.

So we're like suitors?

Isn't it obvious?

Wed him, k*ll him, and take the kingdom.

-That's not a bad idea. -COLLEEN: That's better.

Wait, there's a drawing of a door on the other side.

Have we seen this door?

-ALEX: Guys, are you here? -Yeah.

Next thing I know, I'm on the ground with a bag over my head

and I'm chained to a damn box.

Whoa. What is this?

[MAN SPEAKING MANDARIN]

Oh, look at that.

-Whoa. -Who's there?

Hold on.

They're the Emperor's foreign mercenaries.

I know they're after the Dragon Spear.

We need to k*ll them... or else they'll stop the rebellion.

MORTIMER: Excuse me, can't help but overhear.

All right, that's, uh, a sword to my throat.

I was just... I was just gonna say before you start k*lling us

maybe we can tell you about the secrets that we know.

-Right, guys? Secrets. -ALL: Yeah!

I got Victoria's Secret if you need it. I'm not going down like this.

What secrets exactly?

We'll let you know if you let us go.

I still pee my bed.

That's useless information.

JOEY: Oh, the spear! We know all about the spear!

MALE GUARD: What do you know about the spear?

JOEY: I know nothing, but...

I sure can act like I do.

It's a spear that's long and it's powerful.

Stop wasting our time!

Okay.

If we have the spear, then people will follow us.

Well, it looks like you guys are in a bit of a jam.

Very well.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You have one hour to bring us the spear.

-Uh, okay. -And prove to us

you truly are rebels.

Otherwise, we'll find you and we'll k*ll you.

You know, I'm a rebel. I might be able to help out a little bit.

If they let us live.

-[STAMMERS] You gonna let us out of the chains? -Yeah, yeah.

You're resourceful, right? Figure it out.

-Oh, no. -"Figure it out?"

BRETMAN: Really? You're not gonna help us but we're helping you?

How does that add up?

Guys, look for a key of anything that you can reach.

What can you guys reach? I got some balls here, some metal balls.

I can roll them to you if they're necessary.

-Okay? -Right here! There's a key up here.

-ALEX: Oh, right there. -JOEY: I cannot reach that at all.

I can knock it down.

Uh, s that gonna hit me?

Oh, okay, I'll roll it to you.

-I'll give it to you guys and you do it. -JOEY: Why don't you...

Roll it to Bretman, Bretman roll it to Destorm, Destorm roll it to me.

ALEX: Okay, here. Ready?

[SHRIEKS]

[SHRIEKS]

Heavy!

I said "Roll the giant heavy-ass ball."

Don't throw it at me.

All right.

BRETMAN: Keep rolling it. Do you really think he's gonna get it on his first try?

DESTORM: He's not gonna get it on the first try. BRETMAN: It's going.

-[JOEY WHOOPING] -Hey!

Can you reach it?

-I got it. -JOEY: Let's go! Look at you.

And you said I wouldn't get it. [LAUGHS]

-I believed in you the whole time, Joey, don't worry. -Yes.

[JOEY SIGHS]

She free.

JOEY: After I rescue all the men

we realized, "Okay, we need to find this damn golden spear."

Oh, there's a note.

Okay, let's do this.

JOEY: [READING] "The Dragon Spear was carried by the great general into battle

"and is the sign of a true leader.

"The spear can only be found by those who exhibit

"the characteristics of the great warriors of China.

"Only of you can compete in each of their challenges.

"Once all tasks are complete

"stand as one in front of the fountain in matching pose.

"Failing a challenge will result in your name going into the voting pile.

"Complete the tasks in the following order,

"breaking boards, armored pull-ups,

"archery practice, and Chinese Chess."

-Okay. -DESTORM: Who's gonna break the boards?

If we wanna get this spear we need to prove ourselves to be great Chinese warriors.

[DOOR UNLOCKS]

[DOOR CREAKING]

I don't know who this Emperor is but I already hate him.

Mother, more women are here.

Can you please talk to them? I'm bored.

The Emperor is rude.

No wonder he's single.

But, on the end of his sword

is a jeweled key. So get to thinking,

if one of us tries to actually marry him, we could get that key.

There'll be three tests for you to show your qualities to the royal Emperor.

The woman chosen will become his bride-to-be

and receive his protection from the death challenge.

The upside is, if we are his bride

then we don't get sent to the death challenge and we're safe.

So I'm all in.

The first test is of beauty.

Select a wardrobe you think that will cater to the Emperor's likes.

Then you'll parade in front of him.

You may go change.

We're all trying to survive, even if it means dating this rude Emperor.

Okay, we got some outfits.

COLLEEN: I think mom, she's a little delusional

'cause her son clearly does not bat for this team.

"A true master of martial arts

"can easily break a board with a... With their hand in a single strike.

"Wear this sash and feel the chi."

Honestly, I feel like this is gonna hurt my hands so I don't wanna do this one.

But... are you better fit to do this than the other ones?

You're gonna do those pull-ups with the armor on?

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm just asking.

I mean, honestly, this kinda goes with my outfit, so yeah.

-It was meant to e. -There you go.

I've never broken a board before but I broke a bitch's nose before.

And I'm like, I've been around, like, I can do this.

-Come on, Bretman, you got this. -Don't punch with your rings on.

Girl, Bruce Lee is my great-uncle.

[CHUCKLES]

One, two...

-[JOEY GASPS] -Whoo!

-Wow. -Okay.

-Did I stutter? -JOEY: Come on, strength.

I was born to break boards.

And I didn't even know that. Hiya, bitch.

Bretman stepping up!

I like Bret.

Um, armored pull-ups.

-Come on, let's see it. -Honestly, I... I feel like I need to prove something

because you're all acting like I can't do this.

DESTORM: You have to do 10 pull-ups, but you have to wear a Chinese suit of armor.

With headgear. That's crazy.

ALEX: How heavy is this, guys? Let's see.

-Oh, yeah. -JOEY: Oh. Let me feel.

-That sh*t got some weight, huh? -JOEY: Oh!

ALEX: I might be able to do it but I think it's up to you.

Let me feel her.

Joey's not gonna get this done. There's no way.

I wanna show that I am strong, okay?

[EXHALES] These boys gonna get us k*lled.

You want me to try, you got it.

-Ooh! [LAUGHING HEARTILY] -JOEY: Don't tell me what I can't do.

There you go.

All right.

JOEY: This armor makes me look like a badass

but it's also heavy as hell.

[SIGHS] Okay.

DESTORM: We're gonna die.

ALEX: [LAUGHS] We're gonna... We're gonna die.

-DESTORM: You gotta go fast. -Okay.

[CLOCK TICKING]

The first test is of beauty,

and we're supposed to pick a wardrobe that caters

to what the Emperor likes.

Put the pin in my hair and I can just be like...

[MIMICS g*nshots]

In his... In his eyeball.

[GASPS]

-See, now you're talking. -I feel like k*ll Bill.

I've been told my whole life that I'm "wifey material,"

so whatever that means, it may come in handy here.

EMPEROR: Dance for me,

but don't look me in the eyes when you dance.

Oh. Okay.

EMPEROR: Hmm.

COLLEEN: So as much as I don't wanna participate in this,

I know that if I can impress him enough,

I can get to him, get that key and k*ll that mother trucker.

Walk back and forth in front of the Emperor.

Sure.

His mom is bossy,

and she would be a horrible mother-in-law.

So hopefully, I can k*ll her too if I marry him.

TANA: Everyone's like, closing up their robes,

and I'm like, "Okay, I'm at least gonna like, ho it up."

I'm gonna open the robe, I'm gonna have a little body suit romance.

-EMPEROR: Flattering. -[SIGHS]

Hmm. Not very coordinated.

Have you heard of twerking, my king?

Excuse me.

If we get married you can see it.

Okay, that's enough.

I don't care if your mom's right there,

I'll flirt with you right now.

What would you like me to do?

Flatter me.

The way you're fingering those... two balls

is very attractive.

[SNICKERING]

Emperor.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

She has unusual ears,

but I think it's her.

Oh, my God.

I guess the Emperor really wants to know what twerking is.

And I don't blame him.

-One. There you go. -BRETMAN: One.

-Two. Okay. -BRETMAN: Two.

-Don't stop. -BOTH: Three.

He gets on the pull-up bar, starts knocking them out.

DESTORM AND ALEX: Four.

DESTORM AND ALEX: Five. BRETMAN: You're halfway.

-DESTORM AND BRETMAN: Six. -Six. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Four done, five done, six done. I'm shocked.

ALEX AND BRETMAN: Seven.

-[BRETMAN SCREECHING] -ALEX: You got it.

-ALEX AND BRETMAN: Eight. -Joey, I give you the strength.

-Yes! -ALEX: Yes!

-BOTH: Nine! -One more. Come on.

-[GRUNTING] -Get it there! Yeah!

Yes.

-Let's go! -Miss Joey-anya.

-That's right. -We doubted you.

Oh, the look on their faces

when I complete that task on my first try.

I'm getting shocked by the whole squad tonight.

-[LAUGHTER] -So we have the archery practice next.

I got it. Let's go.

"One and only one

"may take the bow to strike the target from behind the line.

"Dawn this crimson headband to gain eagle eyes."

ALEX: I see a large red target.

It's only like 10 feet away.

This is gonna be easy.

Have you sh*t a bow and arrow before?

-'Cause I have. -I have not.

-'Cause you just volunteered not even knowing... -Wait!

Maybe Destorm would be better at this.

Yeah, but, no.

DESTORM: Alex already putting the sash on his head.

What the hell?

I was bow and arrow champ.

Okay, here we go.

-What are you waiting for? -It's...

-We don't have time! -Oh, my gosh.

-Oh! -That was way off.

JOEY: Okay, first try.

Practice, sure. Second one he'll get it, right?

-Okay, I got it. -[ARROW THUDS]

-Did I get it? -No.

Oh, come on!

Alex sucks at bow and arrow.

Here we go. I got this.

Get ready.

Yes.

God, what happened?

-Did it not hit? -We are not gonna get the spear.

Oh, my gosh! Okay, here we go.

-Okay, listen up. -[SIGHS]

-Listen, Alex. -Do you not know how to hold a bow and arrow?

Do you know how?

-Like... -Use your finger as a guide

and pull it back with your elbow flat.

Okay, like that?

-Okay. -Well, we're truly screwed.

Apparently, bow and arrow is not my thing.

-Are you ashamed of yourself? -I am.

-You should be. -You should.

His name is definitely going into this voting pile.

The second test is etiquette.

You must finish all your dumplings with chopsticks

as quickly and as lady-like as possible.

ROSANNA: I spent a lot of time in China.

I actually lived there for a year, teaching English

nd we used chopsticks all the time.

I am ready, I am trained, I am prepared.

Ladies, speed is very important.

I start shoving this stuff in my mouth quickly but cutely

and it tastes like garbage.

Girl, I don't want these rank-ass 1940 dumplings. That's disgusting.

Look over there.

Look.

Mmm-hmm.

I am living for this.

I have done so many food challenges.

This is like a mukbang.

Delicious. Did you cook this?

Thank you.

Quite.

-[COUGHS] -ROSANNA: I have no clue

what the other girls are doing.

I'm just trying to eat these dumplings as quickly as possible.

[GULPS]

-TANA: Oh, my God. -Delicious.

-Emperor. -EMPEROR: Hmm.

This one was quite aggressive with her mouth.

Could be exciting.

It was love at first dumpling.

-I'm gonna do this. -All right, come on, Destorm.

-Go, Destorm. -ALEX: All day.

Okay.

"You are the red player about to begin a game of Chinese Chess.

"Follow the symmetrical pattern of the pieces already on the board

"to complete setting up for a new game."

Okay, let me set this up.

Okay, so it says symmetrical,

so you obviously have to follow the pattern.

So what's on this side should be on that side.

BRETMAN: I noticed that the chess pieces kind of have to mirror each other

but not technically mirror-mirror. It's more like

this way is going that way and that way is going this way.

Here.

Um, okay.

I didn't have anyone helping me with my pull-ups. Hmm.

"When done, perform the opening move

"by sliding either of your cannons sideways,

"ending up just behind your central pawn."

That's it.

k*lled it.

ROSANNA: The third test is conversation.

We have to make the Emperor laugh... in one minute.

[CLEARS THROAT]

[IN NASAL VOICE] Hey, guys, it's me Miranda.

♪ Oh, you are the little Emperor

♪ Yes, that's so cool to... ♪

[LAUGHS]

I see Colleen go and she does Miranda.

And he laughed, so I was like, "I can do that."

[MIMICKING MIRANDA] Hi, my name is Miranda.

[LAUGHTER]

Check it out.

Boring.

-[YAWNS] -It's not as good the second time around.

Oh, gosh.

ROSANNA: I have a secret w*apon.

I speak conversational Mandarin Chinese.

So I'm thinking that maybe my bad tones will make him laugh.

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

I'm not sure if [CHUCKLES] he's laughing with me or at me

but he cracks a smile.

I thought the Emperor would like it more

if I gave him a taste of his own medicine.

I think if I were to come up to you and challenge you

instead of give you what you want

that internally, you might laugh at that a little bit more.

Maybe in a sinister way.

Tana.

EMPEROR: I'm not sure any of them qualify as funny...

but if I had to pick the least boring,

I would say her.

Oh. She got two of those things now.

Oh, my God.

You will be my wife.

Guess I'm going to a wedding.

I will make the wedding arrangements.

The final thing we need to do is pose like these epic warriors.

[PANTING]

JOEY: All right, guys, are you ready to pose?

Yes, let's do this.

-Oh, sh*t. -[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

That's it.

Oh, the spear. The Dragon Spear.

How'd you fail on the arrows?

I'm new to being evil, okay? I... I'm working on it.

[GASPS] I feel like such a badass warrior.

Okay, let's go.

Oh, my gosh. Where are the girls?

-Guys! -Ro is about to get married.

Married?

Okay, so there's this Emperor and he picked whichever one he thought

was the most beautiful and funny, and he picked Ro.

I'm just so upset because I would have entertained the hell out of the Emperor.

So they're getting married

and she's gonna k*ll him because there's a jeweled key on his sword.

And where'd you get the outfits?

They made us dress up like this. He was kinky.

DESTORM: Oh, okay, I like him. ALEX: Huh.

-What did you do? -Oh, we got captured by, uh, a dragon, and, uh...

First of all, we were blindfolded.

So you guys were going through some kinky stuff, too.

Then we had to get through some puzzles.

We all accomplished our goals.

Uh, we didn't all accomplish our goals.

-We gave you an hour! -[SHRIEKS]

-[SCREAMING] -sh*t!

Where is it? We've been waiting for it!

-Where is it? -Oh, sh*t.

He did know where the Dragon Spear was.

So you guys are gonna help us?

We can get two inside of the Emperor's wedding ceremony

-to serve as distractions... -Rosanna!

...as we plot his death.

-We'll need the spear. -ALEX: Oh.

-They're trying to take the spear. -Ooh.

-I think... -Our only bargaining chip.

I think we can trust them. Here you go.

We'll see you at the wedding.

Okay. See you there.

DESTORM: Wait, so you're just gonna let them walk away with the spear and their swords?

You could have at least took the swords from them.

What does it say?

"The Emperor demands that he be entertained at his wedding

"and desires to see a duel to the death.

"Two must be selected by vote to battle for the Emperor's pleasure.

"Choose your champions wisely."

I just wanna say Alex... failed miserably outside...

-Oh, my gosh. -...and I feel like that should speak for itself.

Look, since Alex did lose his challenge,

-his name is already given in the pile. -[COLLEEN GASPS]

I feel like everyone in our group really pulled our weight.

I shook my ass for the Emperor and his mom.

I don't think I wanna go in this final death battle.

All right, guys, one by one.

DESTORM: So we can't vote for the girls.

Bretman showing out, Joey did all them damn pull-ups.

I'm voting for Alex.

ALEX: Colleen says to not vote for the girls but...

Hmm.

I'mma vote her anyways.

TANA: Destorm's always trying to show off.

Like, we get it. You'll go in.

Okay, go.

JOEY: Alex failed his task.

I feel like if anyone deserves to go in, it's him.

So how do I be evil?

-I'm not evil. -ALEX: Oh.

I just wanna go home.

I don't know what's going on with Alex and Destorm.

I thought Alex was a sweet guy.

But it seems like he's trying to cross over to the dark side

and I just don't trust him.

BRETMAN: I'm just tired of Miss Alex.

I thought she was cute but her attitude is not cute.

The girls all decide we're going to vote for the guys

because we had been through enough.

And I know if anybody can save Ro, it's him.

All right, that's everyone.

I'm gonna shuffle and draw two.

First up...

Alex.

Surprise.

Second is...

Destorm.

We're once again enemies.

There goes the alliance.

History is repeating itself.

Alex and Destorm are going up against each other yet again.

And last time it didn't...

turn out so well for Destorm.

[ROARING]

[ROARING]

[GRUNTING]

It's a whole damn fiesta going on outside.

[GASPS]

The entertainment has arrived.

Oh.

[SIGHS] All right.

"For this duel to the death each must start

"in their respective corners of the tile map.

"Taking turns, each will move one step to an adjacent square.

"The tile you step off will be turned over

"and will then be out of play.

"First to run out of moves... loses."

-A death duel at our wedding? -Of course, darling.

Is this really tradition?

Who picked that entertainment...

monster-in-law?

EMPEROR: Good luck.

You'll need it.

[LAUGHING]

You sure you wanna do that?

[YAWNS]

Mmm-hmm.

What you got?

[TILE UNHINGING]

You're lucky this isn't a physical challenge

'cause you would have already lost.

DESTORM: I don't lose.

-ALEX: Who do you think you are? -You think we could've just done maybe like the cha-cha slide?

ALEX: You're going to die...

so soon.

[GROWLING]

-[ROARS] -Looks like I still have somewhere to go.

-[TILE UNHINGING] -Moves.

ALEX: Hmm.

How about you?

[CHUCKLES] Oh, no.

Okay. Oh, I made...

I might have made a mistake here

'cause you look like you got more squares over there.

I'm a little stuck.

[TILE UNHINGING]

You know what? I play by my own rules.

This is for Lauren.

-[SCREAMING] -[ZOMBIES GROWLING]

k*ll her. k*ll her!

[ZOMBIES GROWL]

All I heard was you k*lled Lauren.

I didn't k*ll her. What do you mean?

-Whoa. -[TILE UNHINGING]

-Wait... -You moved diagonally.

That's cheating.

Destorm. Did he just sacrifice himself?

Cheater? This just got a lot more interesting.

ROSANNA: Hubby, no, that's my friend.

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[DESTORM THUDS]

Now I'm ready to be married.

[SCREAMING]

-[GROANS] -[ALL SCREAMING]

[GROANS]

[ALL SHOUTING]

[SCREAMING]

[SHOUTS IN MANDARIN]

China belongs to us now.

-Grab the key, Ro. -Okay, okay. Okay.

Got it! Got it!

-This is the Red Wedding. -ROSANNA: Okay.

[LAUGHING] What is happening right now?

ALEX: I don't know what's going on

but I got some conflicted feelings about this.

-Hey, guys, come on! -ROSANNA: This is

the worst wedding ever!

I've never planned a dream wedding,

but none of these things would be on my Pinterest board.

-[CHUCKLING] Oh, guys. -JOEY: Alex, you're back!

BRETMAN: Alex!

JOEY: No! ALEX: So much just happened.

What happened to Destorm?

So me and Destorm were pitted against each other in a battle to the death.

Destorm was dead... again.

Why do you look so happy?

You guys know that I've been exploring

dipping my toes into the evil side of stuff.

But I just saw a lot of evil.

-Uh-huh. -And I don't want to do that anymore.

-So I'm back. I'm back. -Welcome back, Alex.

You never really actually were evil.

-Just... Just saying. -Hey, I was trying so hard.

Please. Alex is as much of a villain as I am straight.

All right.

Just be ready.

[ELECTRICITY SURGING]

[HORSE NEIGHS]

-Death is coming for you. -[ALL SCREAMING]

What did we unlock now?

♪ Should have come alone

♪ Why you messing with my throne?

♪ Got to keep you at a distance

♪ Trying to ruin my name

♪ Why, you play a wicked game

♪ Welcome to your warning rune ♪