06x04 - m*rder on the Halloween Express

[bunniefuu]

Well, like my caramel from
Halloween stayed this year?

Too sticky, too much garlic
and a lot of unicorns.

you are looking
our mother.

Talking about
psychotic dictators,

already made plans for
the Halloween? If no...

Please. they send me
this leaflet every year.

It's a mystery train
from halloween

that makes a stop
especially in Boston.

hey this really
looks like fun, Zel.

It will be nice to ride the train
and solve a m*rder.

No thank you. I'm looking forward to
a quiet halloween.

read, watch a
little television.

You and the cat can go.
Have fun.

Hilda and I will see the
the subject of the restaurant car.

On second thought, one night
of unbearable boredom is

exactly what i need.

This turned out to be horrible.

Salem, any thoughts on what
should i wear it on halloween?

Thinking...
A fashion victim?

More silly than this joke only mine
plans for halloween.

The only invitation I got was
to a stupid promoted dance

by the Faculty of Dentistry.
Yes, there's a lot of good candy there.

Why does Aunt Zelda always catch
so heavy on unicorn?

Well now. If you do not want
that your halloween

be tedious, take a walk
on the mystery train.

"Fabulous food and fun
sophisticated, this train is the best".

Salem, this is perfect.

Pick me up at h.
I just sit by the window.

sorry but i really
wanted to spend halloween

with my friends.
You understand, don't you?

But I wanted to walk
on the tracks.

Well there's no reason
not to walk.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - m*rder on the Halloween Express

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

once again I saved
your halloween.

Thanks to me, we are no longer
arrested at the dentistry dance.

- I wasn't going anyway.
- Me neither.

Well I offer a ride on the train
of the halloween mystery.

It's the one of the mysteries
pathetic cops?

Where everyone has to interpret
a stupid character?

And solve a m*rder
fake fake?

and that any fool
can you find out?

Exactly! We will
to the mystery train.

Come on, Josh. tell everyone
because it will be great.

Alright, right after
of you to tell me.

You mean that
don't you want to go too?

Not really. Sabrina, never
I really enjoyed Halloween.

To be honest,
always stayed

intrigued because it's so
important to you.

Well, it's important to me,
because I am...

kinda upset because already
I've been paying the tickets.

Well and I'm upset because
I like to be asked before

to program the
things for me.

I thought it was fun and I thought
you would find it too.

Especially you, Josh.

Well I guess a ride
by train won't k*ll us.

Yea! This is exactly the kind of
enthusiasm I'm looking for.

Good for you
paid in advance,

we will be lucky to
find places here.

Well I think we should be happy
because we have a private car.

with a stain
different on each seat.

It's so cold in here that mine
beard will end up freezing.

That's why I told everyone
to wear coats and gloves.

But the fresh air
will do us good.

Not with carcinogens
known in diesel smoke.

Okay, the moratorium has begun
Complaint Officer.

Welcome aboard the train
halloween mystery.

Where m*rder is our business
and our business is m*rder.

I am forced to say this.

So let's start
the festivities

with our cocktail
courtesy and snacks.

Peanuts and a juice box?

Cool, and I didn't even get the
damn juice box.

Want a juice box,
I will give you one.

Here, take mine.

Sorry. Emergency
of caramel. I have to go.

so listen
mystery lovers.

Here are the papers
that they will represent.

Please read them and,
as we say in

Stella Adler Academy,
become them.

If I'm lucky, I'll be thrown
out of the train in the first act.

I trade with you.

All aboard! the express of
Another Kingdom now leaves the station.

The Other Kingdom express?
No!

I have to take them all
from here before...

Something like that happens.

It's been years since I saw
the giant pumpkin

fall in time square
from the Other Kingdom.

Can not wait. drunk and
curious with empty minds.

I already mentioned how I am
bored?

I wouldn't be bored if I had
take that mystery train

as I suggested.

Maybe I turn into
university and go with Sabrina

to that party
dentists.

until a dentist
would do me good after the b*llet.

You are wrong. Sabrina had the
insight to follow the

my advice and take your friends
to the aforementioned mystery train.

Friends? Salem, that's a
train from ou
another kingdom.

Looks like there will be a
m*rder here...

but this will not be a mystery.

There was a big mistake!
There are mortals on board!

you have to stop
this train right away.

Sorry, miss. There is only one
way to stop this train.

And which one is it?

You, my dear, have
that solve the mystery.

I?

You are the detective in this play.
So how did you pay

by fantasy,
better get dressed soon.

London model.

Allow me to introduce you to the
its cast of characters.

This is Countess Admirer.

delighted. I think modern travel
so exciting, don't you agree?

The maid, Hortense.

Enchanted, for sure.

Professor Augustine
Von Claptrap.

And, of course.

Biff Buffington, star
tennis international.

A real pleasure. At least,
I know it's for you.

Where's Josh?

You mean the photographer of
world-renowned Kip Kodak.

Yes, well, unfortunately,
He was the victim of a...

A m*rder.

m*rder?

Great,
something else for me to clean.

No!
He really is dead.

And the game begins. Everything that
you have to do is find out

which of our passengers
k*lled Kip Kodak.

well i'm not very good
in solving murders.

I'm bad even at
puzzle.

the first question that
would you like to ask

herself is
"What was the reason?"

I just wanted to give it to my friends
a good halloween.

you mean the
motive for the m*rder.

Could you please,
stop worrying,

Sabrina is a
inteligent girl.

I'm sure she will fix it.
this mystery in a short time.

What are you talking about?
Even I b*at her at games.

Well why don't you catch a ball
crystal and check it?

Good idea. I have
one in my trunk.

What? I use it for
traffic reports.

Now, Countess, tell me what
you know about the m*rder.

m*rder, m*rder,
m*rder.

everyone is so worried
with the m*rder.

When should they be focused?
on what happened to my ring.

The Star of Prabanus of
one hundred carats disappeared.

went up a piece
pure carbon

simultaneously death
my boyfriend's premature

Whatever. Now tell me about your
relationship with the deceased.

I didn't have any. I never
I saw this man in my life.

Never seen this man...

It's ok, you made me
to confess.

We were in love!
I was crazy about the boy.

desperately in love,
but he finished.

Horribly, cruelly and
I swore that somehow,

somehow,
I would have my revenge!

But then I got over it all and
we became friends.

So, as you can see, I really don't
I have reason to k*ll him.

No, none.

So it really works
for countess?

I know where you
want to come with it.

Do you think I am
the m*rder*r, isn't it?

If I think?

Do you think I k*lled him so that I
could incriminate the countess.

That way I
I would get rid of this

cruel woman and
egocentric forever.

So you k*lled Kip Kodak
to frame the countess.

do you think i would say
if I had done this?

Yes...but then, I'm
kinda new at this.

Yes, I knew him. Like you
said, we weren't friends,

but he was a nice guy.
If you like that kind of people.

And what kind of person was he?
As he was?

You know, the kind that always gets it
The girl. the kind that women

prefer over types
witty, the kind that makes

a guy like me seem
a leading zero.

It looks like I broke
my pipe.

Anyway, as I was saying,
I don't have any reason.

you are probably
quite intimidated to talk to

an international star
tennis like me.

Yes a lot. So tell me what
do you know about the m*rder?

let's stop with
this farce!

You want me, and to be honest,
I like it very much.

Well I have a problem with the
guys who use the word "fake",

especially
those who use it

while my boyfriend
is dead in the other room.

It's all right,
I will be honest.

I used to be
in love with a woman,

a magical woman,
Wonderful.

And that bastard
stole it from me!

And did that make you angry?

Furious! Why did she stay with
that second-rate idiot

instead of staying with me
Biff Buffington,

international tennis star?
But I managed to get through it all.

Let me guess,
you have no reason.

It's good to have you in my courtroom.

well what did you get
yet?

First: your piece
involves a lot of canastros.

Second: I don't have
idea of ​​who k*lled Kip.

may I suggest that
you find out.

And by chance, what happens?
if I
not find out?

Unless
solve this case,

you and your mortal friends will stay
stuck on the train... forever.

Nooooo!

Hilda, I think we need
take a train.

All aboard!

This is madness!
we can't stay

wandering through the
cosmos forever!

Sorry, rules are rules.

Also, everything you
need to solve

this case is fine
in front of you.

In front of me where?

Look! you have the box
of juice I gave you.

And it's closed.
what does it mean

he was k*lled soon
after i left it.

the missing diamond
of the countess.

Splendid!
He found.

If he wasn't dead,
I was going to buy you something.

It doesn't matter, I still have
the Sacorcas sapphire.

A sweaty old tennis towel
with the initials BB.

Do they represent Betty Boop,
Bugs Bunny or Biff Buffington?

I knew it could only be you!
You are that kind of person.

Kind of person? Kind of person?
What exactly does that mean?

if there is someone
culprit here, it's her!

Finally I'm having
a positive impact.

They are against each other.

JUPITER STATION

say we're in
right place this time.

It's my fault the bus
space look like

exactly with the
mystery train?

Do you think I should have given mine
number for that cosmonaut?

He was so handsome.

According to the schedule,
the train must have left

Boston two hours ago.
It should be here any minute.

There he is. But not him
will stop! What do we do?

To jump!

That was close!

my clothes are
getting all dirty!

IT IS? well my wagon
it's on fire!

Guys! Guys!
All collaborating.

The sooner we find this out,
earlier we got off this train.

So save time, how about
Will the m*rder*r raise his hand?

Don't be shy... Anyone?
No one at all? Biff?

Frankly, you can't expect
I admit a crime I didn't commit.

I am an honorable, honest man,
and with an incredible bone structure.

The towel that was rolled up
on the victim's neck?

I absolutely didn't
no reason!

Me neither.

And I'm officially the worst
world detective.

A m*rder!

m*rder?

Excellent!
Another thing for me to clean up.

Was there another m*rder?

The same m*rder and even
solve it, we are all

destined to keep repeating the
same scene again and again...

and the longer it takes, the more
I'll have to wear these pants!

Well well well. You never
do you know what kind of riffraff

you will come across
walking on the tracks.

Give it a break, grandpa!

Salem, don't be rude.

Who is being rude?
He really is my grandfather.

Thanks for
Birthday card.

No problem.
How is your mother?

i hate to interrupt
the family reunion,

but we look for the
mystery train.

You are in it...

...but you want
the first class.

Grandma tells people that
he was lost at sea.

Now I understand why the
people no longer take the train.

Tunnel!

So let's go over
what we know so far.

I went to the cabin and Kip was alive.
I came back and Kip was dead. Only that.

Sabrina, there you are.

Aunt Hilda, Aunt Zelda, thanks
God you are here!

I didn't know this was
a train from the Other Kingdom

and Josh and now he's dead
and i have to...

someone sh*t
you from a cannon?

Sabrina, don't be afraid,
your aunts are here.

Will we have more
two for dinner?

Not.
We're just passing through.

What a shame.

I wouldn't mind
spend eternity on that train.

Hi! Did you see the way
did he look at me?

Okay, I have a plan. First:
I will interrogate the commissioner.

That was my plan!

And this plan me
help with...

He knows who the k*ller is.
Trust me we will

rip the truth out of him
in minutes at most.

Five if he feels
tickle

And if that doesn't work, always
have me to solve the crime.

At least if I had
the appropriate attire.

Beautiful work,
my face.

How about we take a look at this
corpse right now?

this body is
just full of clues.

please tell me the
that you've done in the last few hours.

Hey I found the diamond
and the tennis towel!

These items, combined with
this pity that I found,

must tell us everything
that we need to know.

I do not believe that
I didn't see it.

In your defense,
you didn't see why

was very deep in
his nose orifice.

There's only one thing left for us to do.
Dust the body.

To search
fingerprints?

No, he's filthy!

when is my turn
to interrogate him?

Hilda, I already told you, let's go
make the scheme of

- good and
of the bad sorceress.
- Right.

Which one am I?

It was hard to put the pieces together, but
In the end I came to a conclusion.

at least know the
what are you saying?

I have no idea... but, I know which one
of you is the m*rder*r!

It all started to make sense
when I heard about

missing diamond
of the countess.

Sabrina had left, so
that the countess knew that

she only had a few
seconds to act.

Counting on your
previous relationship and

with education
Kip's impeccable,

she offered him her hand, but also
she knew the ring claw

was loose and her plan
it worked perfectly.

Kip started to choke
with the stone!

I knew it! The Countess Admirer
is the k*ller!

No, I'm not!

But it could have been if
Hortense had not arrived.

The former RAF nurse, her
instincts were very good,

but she had her
own plan.

She knew that Kip was highly
allergic to feathers and

what an exhibition
prolonged could k*ll him.

I knew it!
Hortense is the k*ller!

No, I'm not.

but could have
been if it wasn't

by a contraction
involuntary muscle.

Kip sneezed, violently,
I imagine, and dislodged all

the feathers of your
nostrils, except one.

However, Biff Buffington
seized the opportunity,

like just a star
international tennis could,

e offered Kip one of his
towels for him to wipe his nose...

or strangle him!

- How can you?
- It was not me!

He's right,
it was not him.

Cut to the chase, Sherlock.
You're running out of suspects.

What and leads to my test
more interesting.

Dust on the body. It wasn't dust
it was pipe ash.

It doesn't mean anything!
You also smoke a pipe.

Yeah, but mine just blows bubbles.

Once Kip recovered,
the teacher came and offered the

pipe to Kip
containing tobacco.

A substance that according to
with the entire community

western doctor, kills...
eventually.

But Kip doesn't smoke!

Exactly! And so
that the teacher is not,

definitely,
the k*ller.

so none of them
is the k*ller?

I thought I had
solved the crime.

And I solved.
The m*rder was committed

by someone who
had reasons and a half.

Someone who had a knowledge
poison practice.

Someone who knew that
in large quantities,

essence of unicorn
is fatal to mortals.

Why does Aunt Zelda always catch
so heavy on unicorn?

Someone who took advantage of the
opportunity and did everything to

make sure that
would cover their tracks.

That's why I told everyone
to wear coats and gloves.

Someone who knew the poison
does not need to be ingested,

but it can be easily
absorbed by the skin and placed

in something as innocuous as
a juice box.

You are talking
bullshit, cat!

The m*rder*r!

It was the lady who k*lled him.

Why are you accusing me?
I didn't do it, I swear!

I don't even have a reason.

No! It's not true that you
is mad at Josh for not

support her in her manic quest
for the perfect Halloween?

Didn't resent your
grumpy attitude and sarcasm,

to the point of anger taking over
you are you...

Yea! It is true! It is true!
I am the assassin!

I k*lled Josh! wow, with
I didn't count this one.

Sabrina is the k*ller!

- Good job, sister.
- Here we go.

here is your
bubble gum.

Sabrina, we know
who is the k*ller!

Is that you!

I knew it! What goes
happen now?

Well now that you've solved the
m*rder, you are free to go.

Seriously?
Wow, that's great.

You know, you created a
great m*rder,

but how did you know about Aunt Zelda's b*llet
and that I was mad at Josh?

m*rder is our business
and our business is m*rder.

Next stop: Boston!

Guys, look, he's really good!

I don't remember well, but this one
Halloween was exhausting.

I'm dead.

No, you are not, you
is alive again.

Again?

Josh, I want to talk to you about
this whole Halloween thing.

It might not be a holiday
important to you,

but it's for me and i was hurt
when you didn't support me.

I mean I gave you
support when...

When I was going to move to Prague,
when i got the job in

a newspaper and with everything I have
done since you met me.

Sorry Sabrina.

Sabrina, I seem to have lost
few hours of my life.

Tonight was kind of...
bewitched?

It was for me and it was also for you,
or should I say, Biff Buffington?
Leave it there.