06x05 - The Gift of Gab

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You're perfect.

And I was worried that you
would never meet anyone.

So, who's the lucky one?

She is not a girl.
This is a woman.

the beautiful and talented
Adrienne Barbeau,

classic star,
"The Swamp Thing".

This will be the first time, see
you get rejected for cardboard.

Goodman, you are
a freak.

for you, for the
twelve hundred guys

that I won on Ebay,
I am a God!

Today there was a
amazing thing.

the second thing
most amazing!

- Do not ask.
- Do not speak.

So what happened?

The campus radio station
accepted our proposal!

we have our
own program!

I don't know anything about
this radio thing.

We made the proposal
at the end of last year.

I don't even remember anymore
of the proposal.

Well, to quote him: "A mixture
k*ller of interviews

amazing, music and politics that
breaks borders and shakes the

student cup".
No, it's "Body".

I hope we don't have
achieved because of that.

We're fried! how are we going to fill
two hours three times a week?

Well, we have a lot to talk about.
We have exciting lives.

I spilled a little
of grape juice on it.

Okay, we gotta get lives
exciting in two days.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - The Gift of Gab

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

Spellman, how am I to
our first show?

Incredible. I mean,
you look great in that top.

Just to remind you, are you
doing a radio show.

could go to work
wearing my clothes.

Pass to the plank.

Go down to Shataranga.

And then go to the snake.

I think
I am broken!

Nothing is achieved without effort.
Hold tight.

Remember, to achieve the
true peace, it is necessary

withdraw from the outside world
and embrace the silence within.

Hilda, stop whining.

I did not know that
was.

I think I lost touch
with my body.

Wait a minute!

This noise is not coming
from you, it's coming from outside.

Please be a
home chiropractor.

Look, it's a dog.

He's so handsome. We can
stay with him? We can?

Hilda, that's for sure
dog already has owner.

I don't see one.

I am sorry but no
we can...

Leave this pretty little thing on the street.
Come on, come in.

What a cute little dog.
Come here! Come here!

what a desperate thing
is this needy?

And when she got
a dog?

Salem, show some respect
to your new found...

Brother.

He's going to rip me to shreds!
He will skin me alive!

Good puppy.

Look at the two brothers.

Wants to know? Bet
would love to share a roast.

Maybe this works
little brother.

You are a grace.
What should we call him?

Your worst nightmare.

This is so exciting.
Roxie, which mic do you want?

Do you have any that don't work?
I can not do it.

You'll be fine. even if you
make a mistake, no one will care.

Missing , , , ...

Hey, welcome to Girl Talk,
with Sabrina Spellman and...

Hey.

Roxie King. That's right, Roxie King and
Sabrina Spellman in Girl Talk.

See, understand? let's have
a girl talk, you will...

So... Roxie, are you?
thinking about what?

I don't know what you
is thinking?

Well... you know...

a lot...
of things.

Maybe we should...
kick off with

a pretty cool song.

Man, talking on the radio is so much more
difficult than I thought.

I warned you.

We'll be fine. To mean,
all we have to do is relax

and then do a freestyle.
I downloaded some jargon from the Internet.

welcome back to
Girl Talk.

So I think we... girls,
we should start chatting.

Maybe we should remember
to our listeners that

our phone lines
are still open.

Totally.

Very open.

You know, if you give a sign of
busy, keep trying.

can you try
a little more?

Or are they too busy
hidden in their cocoons

academics, who do not have
absolutely nothing to say?

Look, a call.
What should we do?

I already know!
To meet.

Welcome to Girl Talk.
This is Roxie.

My name is Angie, and Roxie,
you are absolutely right

about this thing of
academic cocoon.

Sometimes I feel like I'm
so buried in my books

that I have no idea of ​​the
what is happening in the world.

What should I do?

Ask someone?

you raised a
good question, Angie.

I mean, when I think about it,
who knows more about hell?

The guy who reads "Dante's Inferno",
or the guy who lives

in a mousetrap on the south side?

Are you
absolutely right.

I just think that
we need
find a balance in life.

Right, Sabrina?

My partner agrees.
Okay, next call.

Talk to us,
Adams College.

Believe me. this dog
it is evil incarnate.

Salem, you said that from the
gardener, postman and us.

And if he was that bad, he wouldn't have
brought us popcorn.

cheese flavor,
my favorite.

he is a tramp
from the Other Kingdom.

He swore he would do
our lives a nightmare.

So now the evil one speaks?

Who is the good boy?

Who?

What a beautiful name.
Let's call him Baby.

Trust me, I'm so
as tired of women's fashion as you are.

We are fully pressured
by society to be

obsessed with
our appearance.

I mean, already tonight,
my colleague and i spent

an hour getting ready for
a radio show.

Isn't that crazy, Sabrina?

I think the word more
it sure would be... crazy.

which I think was the one
you used. Good word.

Well, that's all for today.

Join us in the next issue
chatting Girl.

That was so cool!
Were we awesome or what?

well i think the
word I would use is...

whatever word you used.

We rock!

who would be an idiot
about to put

a mousetrap in my
private sanctuary?

All right, cards on the table.
Why are you here?

Why do you think? To clean
those two crazy ladies.

That's my beach, man.

Not for long. My name
it's Phil. Repeat with me, Phil.

So what's your
game plan, Phil?

Make them both kick you out,
unless, of course,

you want to leave
spontaneous will?

I can assure you,
this is never going to happen.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going outside

complete some
unfinished business.

good that I
I put the granite.

Of course, that means w*r.

will freeze for
later?

Make fun of me if you want, but in a
matter of hours Miss. barbeau

will have increased from
value in , %.

By the way, great
program tonight.

Thanks.
I said it was amazing.

We're even pleasing men
who love cardboard.

Goodnight.

Miles, I know you liked the
program, but tell me the truth.

Did I make a fool of myself?

no good can come
of my answer.

It was horrible. I do not
I could feel at ease.

You know, I always thought that
I would feel good on the radio,

but it was Roxie
that did well.

Hey, when it comes to acting,
everyone is different.

Some people can be
spontaneous and others, like me,

need to organize, prepare,
and vomit sometimes.

Thanks for
share this, Miles.

Hey let me know if there's anything
that I can do for you.

In fact there is.
Do you have more of this plastic?

No!

Hey, I thought we'd come together.

yes well i wanted to
arrive earlier and

go over some ideas
for the program.

for today, or for
the whole year?

Well, you know, it's never too much
to be prepared.

"Everything you ever
wanted to know about everything."

There are some facts
surprising here.

I mean, did you know that the
pirates wore earrings,

because they thought that piercing their
would ears improve vision?

I did not know that.

Okay, in the air at
, , , ...

Welcome to Girl Talk, with
Roxie King and I, Sabrina Spellman.

I prepared some topics
interesting and very well

prepared for tonight,
but i have nausea.

Thank you for the warning.

Here's a nice subject. We will
talk about "The very high cost of

registration fee of
Adams College.

Two years ago, the rate of
enrollment rose eleven percent,

last year,
up eight more.

How will this trend affect
the cost of our education in...

future?"

A numbers game that
can you pay to play?

Talk to us, Adams.

Of course that would
everyone think.

You are talking
with Sabrina.

On the last show, Roxie was
talking about how much

women are slaves of fashion,
men are victims too.

I don't have much money
to spend on clothes, but...

Which leads straight to the question
Sabrina's monthly fees.

I mean how do people
can buy the fashionable clothes

if all the money you have is
education spending?

Any ideas, Sabrina?

Let me see.

peer pressure
it's a huge problem.

Not only with fashion, but
with dr*gs, drinks and...

here's something
about drinks!

It says here that if you
"stick your finger in

a soda,
he runs out of gas".

How does this relate to the
what are we talking about?

I don't know, let me see.

The man of my dreams?
Catch Tom Cruise's eyes,

Steve Martin's humor and mix
and
with the rest of Brad Pitt.

So who is the woman
of her dreams?

You! you are smart and
funny and not afraid of

speak your mind. I love
the Roxie King show.

Sabrina, this is how the shows
live work.

Tonight people weren't
interested in your topics.

Well they didn't even give me time
to look up things in my book.

Who makes a program
college radio with a

pile of cards and
an encyclopedia?

Now you are the expert.
The person I had to

drag kicking and screaming
to go do the program?

I didn't say that I
she was an expert.

I just think it would be better
if you let go.

Well, in the first program I
was trying to be spontaneous

and Miles thought it would be better
if I prepared myself.

now you are saying
"Don't prepare, be spontaneous."

well i won't
hear any of you.

If you're not going to prepare and not be
spontaneous, what are you going to do?

you well
wanted to know.

I wanted too.

We took Baby to the south of
France for two weeks and,

then we go to Munich
for the first Octoberfest.

He won't be cute
in leather pants?

let's buy one of those
hats with feathers for him.

And then teach you to sing
like a Tyrolean.

And still teach you how to eat
sausage.

Salem Saberhagen! How can you
do that to poor Baby?

How can you be so
naive? this beast is

trying to end you,
while he tries to k*ll me!

Do not be ridiculous. just what the
Baby wants is some love.

Welcome to
Girl Talk.

I'm Sabrina Spellman, the worst
radio presenter in the world.

You are being kind.

Salem, what do you
are you doing here?

They are trying to exchange me for
a nasty dog!

I need one
shoulder to cry on.

you chose the
wrong shoulder.

I'm doing
role of fool on the radio

while Roxie is
conquering everyone.

What did you expect? That girl
born with the gift of speech.

And I was born with what?

With a hard head,
you are a witch!

Sure! If I want to
the gift of the word,

all i have to do
it's point and that's it.

It's not saying anything.

If you give me a subject,
I start to chatter.

Song!

There are too many men's bands,
and please just one name per

rap singer.
You are Puff Daddy,

Puff Diddy or Puff the Dragon
Magic? Decide man!

Films!

I adore. would love it even more
if I had eyes.

But I only have the
my canine teeth.

My wisdom tooth was extracted,
I didn't feel anything.

It's amazing what's happening
in dentistry today.

Let me ask you a question.
How do you get revenge on

someone whose mission
is to destroy you?

I am just the gift of the word.
When you are

desperate to get revenge,
Summon my good friend Vin.

Let me guess,
the Avenger?

Yeah, actually it was supposed to be an angel
avenger, but then everyone wanted

see my wings.

Whatever!
Let's take care of the dog!

There, gift of the word,
need you.

And I have what you
need.

A big coffee please,
decaf, with soy milk.

And for the young lady?

Anything. She learned her lesson after
the grape juice incident.

You know, Miles, one thing
is to keep her in her room,

another is to take her out.

Well, unfortunately this is the last one.
I just sold it on eBay

with a profit of , %. At any
moment another fanatic for

Adrienne Barbeau will enter
here and steal my heart.

You must be Miles.

Yes, and I must be dreaming.
You are... Adrienne Barbeau!

That's what they tell me. I've been
looking for one of these for years.

You know, I would give you,
but i just sold it.

To me.
I made the highest bid.

Sorry. you must find
that I'm just one

mercenary who is using you
To make money,

when in reality I am yours
number one fan who worships

to the swamp where
you sink.

You're sweet.

Fast game,
half an hour to get on the air.

Look, I've seen it all
what did you do.

There is no one on this planet who
knows more about you than I do.

Here.
I'm going.

Adrienne Barbeau, or should I say
Rizzo in Grease.

Congratulations on the nomination. and I loved
"The Fog", "Creepshow" and had the TV,

where did you go Maude!
"Deep Space Nine"?

I mean you were great
in the role of senator.

Well thank you.
And you are?

Sabrina Spellman, student
of the second year of

Adams College,
founded in ...

I didn't know you knew
so much about Adrienne.

And I do not know! I only have the gift of
word. I have to go.

must be the press
wanting an interview,

I already said, I give, I give
and I give. Hello?

I didn't know smoking retards
The
your growth? I'm good.

come, i'm ready
to avenge me.

It saw? This frame matches
with his color.

I answer.

You will make the envy of
all the dogs in Bavaria.

Hello.

How are you? My name is
Vingadeson.

I saw your pamphlet and I think
you are with my dog.

Yeah, looks like him.

- Who is it?
- The owner of our Baby.

No! I heard about stories
horror like this.

Adoptive parents create a
child then suddenly

he is ripped from his
arms by the biological father!

Well guess what?
You won't take it! Get out!

Hilda, if it really is the dog
him, we cannot keep him.

It can't be, Baby
did not recognize him.

You know, you're right.
Maybe it's not him.

I mean, even if it was,
he looks happier here.

Yes, the truth is that he never
became very comfortable living in

a mansion of rooms and
with your private butler.

Mansion and butler? Can put
a collar around my neck.

You know, frankly, he was
getting a little tired

of all that fine food and
those luxury yacht trips.

A big yacht?

Now he looks like
to know you.

Yes it is. but for more
painful as it may be,

I have to do what is
better for him.

I'll leave him with you.

No! don't leave me with
these losers!

One is stupid and the other is a
dead fly.

How dare you speak...
You spoke! He speaks!

Salem was right! He was
just using us!

Cherish the old saying:
"Value the silver of the house."

This talking animal thing must
be a little weird for you.

No, no. My name
true is Avenger.

I'm here to take this
hair bag for one

dressage school
from the Other Kingdom.

Please,
give me another chance.

let me pass the
rest of my life

looking for things to
the Spellman sisters.

Goodbye!

Hey, Roxie. How are you?
Great to see you.

And the nice cold outside?

is someone from
good mood today.

Hey, smile, and they'll smile for you.
Cry, and you will cry alone.

Everybody Loves
someone one day.

took about two
double espresso?

No, I'm a presenter
new and improved.

On air in , , , ...

Welcome to Girl Chat with
Roxie King and, the mighty,

Sabrina Spellman. I want to talk with
you, what are you thinking?

I want to talk about proliferation
of cell phones.

Man, they are annoying.

Not for me. there is nothing that
I like more than a phone.

What happened to Kenny G?
What does this "G" mean?

I know you can't resist
to the general public,

and what is the audience
in general anyway?

Eisenhower? Schwarzkopf?
Patton? Next topic!

Mental health,
specifically yours.

I've never been better, which is good,
because if you are not healthy,

including dental health,
what's wrong with you?

He's talking to Sabrina.

I'm very tired
of food in the cafeteria.

Do you know any good
Japanese restaurants?

Japanese?

Could you tell me that
in English, please?

There is just a place
wonderful downtown.

And the fish is the best.

Hey, if I wanted to be
ridiculed,

would have called my mother.

Great subject, mothers and children,
a complex relationship.

From Oedipus to Macbeth to
my mother in the car.

Speaking of cars, have you seen the
new gasoline/electric hybrids?

They are to die.
To die! A great movie.

Did you know that Nicole Kidman
are you from australia?

know where the
platypus is?

By the way, did you know
that the platypus is the

only mammal that
can you lay eggs?

Furthermore, he must be
laying eggs now.

So I'm not very good at it.
so let's go for a musical break!

Good idea!

Sabrina, what do you think?
what are you doing?

Trying to be something I'm not.
most things come

too easy for me but
I wasn't made for radio,

and nothing i can do
will magically change that.

I agree, the surreal interlude
Japanese may have been a mistake.

No, the mistake was thinking
that because I am

a good writer,
I would be good at radio.

But you're good at it. Then
I won't interfere anymore.

Sabrina, half
of this program is yours.

I do not want
take it away from you.

You do not need.

welcome back to
Girl Talk.

This is Sabrina and due to
circumstances outside my

control, this will be
my last show.

I know, I know, why
did it take so long?

Well, it's a pleasure to let you in
capable hands of the talented

and witty, Roxie King.

And they're talking to Roxie.
Talk to me, Adams.

Very well done, Zellie.

The ribs were only reinforced
for their five-star sauerkraut.
It's still not enough for
way we treat you.

Next step: A lemon sorbet,
followed by a rump roast.

Life is sweet. It's gonna be hard
for Hilda to win it.

Entering.

Right. Salem, meet your new
disposal station.

I'm so glad I could...
I think I'll go...