01x13 - The Magic Egg

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Smurfs". Aired: April 18, 2021 - present.*
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01x13 - The Magic Egg

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[Music]

papa smurf what are we going to smurf

this birthday tomorrow well since it's

the smurfiest day of the year it must be

something smurfy

i think we should have a parade i hate

parades oh let's move some fireworks i

hate fireworks or maybe a dance with an

orchestra and sing i hate things no

fireworks no parade no dance what do you

want for smurf birthday then i hate

smurf day

one thing about grouchy he may be crabby

sometimes but he really has a heart of

stone

i know we'll smurf a great big tape now

why didn't i think of that

there's some flour i've got the milk

watch out here comes the honey

let's see flour milk clumsy's getting

honey oh we're fresh out of eggs

behold

my latest stroke of genius a magic egg

i'll put it here to cool and then when i

tap my magic egg once anything i say or

anything i want will come

true

imagine what i can do to those simpering

smurfs as real

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gargamel

big mouth hungry

oh baton is gracious

quick as real the closet

big mouth won food

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big mouth love

big mouths love eggs

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too hot eat later

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oh no he's taken my magic egg asriel we

must get it back

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[Applause]

big mouth take nap then eat a

[Music]

quickly now

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why you take my egg

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the egg they're getting away

oh my oh my i don't smurf eggs anywhere

but papa smurf says we can't bake a

smurf day cake without eggs there must

be one somewhere around

papa smurf says

what's that oh it's probably just an

egg

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oh that's so hey we can make the

smurfiest birthday cake ever with this

egg i hate eggs

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oh

it's so big and scary come on this way

big mouth wants eggs

smurf is me big mouth is coming big

mouth hungry

want

a he's gone let's asriel

gargamel

gargamel

that egg must be around here somewhere

as well

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i want my egg

let's get out of here austria i think

it's on

yeah let's smurf this egg back to the

village

oh i'm afraid that nasty gargamel and

big mouth will come back

oh knock on smurf i wish we were back in

the village

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yeah how did we get here back already

smurf is me where did you find that egg

i don't know it came rolling down a hill

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quiet we have a cake to bake smurfed me

a spoon here pop smurf

that's a hard egg

what kind of egg is this let me break it

papa smurf

i'll break that egg or i'm a smurffish

sausage

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i'm a sausage i'm a sausage

he said something then hit the egg and

then

that's it this egg is a magic egg it's a

magic egg i want to try me first i hate

magic eggs oh me leave me let me come on

i want to be rich

i want to be pink with blue flowers

i want a great big barrel of

sarsaparilla

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make me the best horde player in the

whole world

make me just like papa smurf

i want to be papa smurf too

no make me papa smurf i'm smurfier

great smurf i have to put a stop to this

nonsense no fair i was papa smurf before

you were

no i am i'm the smurfiest i should be

papa smurf what's this if you're me then

i'm a monkey's uncle

it's my turn lazy no it's not you're a

smurf with a face like a troll

oh no my beautiful face is ruined you're

a smurf with big ears and a long tail

and hair all oh

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this is a fine getting a smurf that

magic egg is turning my little smurfs

into monsters and nobody will listen to

me i've got to get rid of it before it

makes monkeys of us all let's hide the

egg and take turns swerving our own

wishes

yeah we'll keep it just for us

it's gone well there's another way to

handle this uh hi papa smurf and papa

smurf and uh you too papa smurf what are

you doing in there clumsy you're the

biggest smurfiest oaf in the whole world

uh

what's happened to me

yeah run for your smurf

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uh what's going on smurfette huh huh

how'd you get so small

i'm a smurf puppet smurf antidote

antidote it must be here somewhere mama

smurf

oh my oh you're not papa smurf

what are you doing in here

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papa smurf wouldn't like you being in

here go on now sh**t out

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big mouth happy now

smurfs bring back egg

get down from there you silly monkey

papa smurf will be back any minute now

and oh some essence of smurf

just wait till papa smurf finds out

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oh papa smurf

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we must find that magic egg before it

smurfs any more dance

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wow

that egg must be around here someplace

austria

you

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um hi papa smurf smurfy day today right

papa smurf

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my magic egg at last

now i can polish off those revolting

little smurfs once and for all yeah

what shall we have first azriel how

about smurfs on the platter

bring us two smurfs on a platter

what's this i ordered smurfs not these

scrawny yucks who's a scrawny who's a

yeah

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magic egg fetch me a nice plum no no no

no make it the biggest plumpest smurf of

them all

uh with some smurf tell me what's going

on

yeah

run for your

gee life papa smurf i sure wish don't

spurf a word clumsy

magic i want everything to be like it

was before

now after all i've seen today there's

just one more magic wish to make oh boy

another magic wish

because you've all been so selfish and

silly and unsmurf-like with your wishes

i want this magic egg to disappear never

to be spurfed again

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well i'm glad that's over with cake or

no cake this has been a smurf day to

remember

[Music]

now we can make more wishes another

magic egg

i'm first and i want

[Music]
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