01x20 - Painter and Poet

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01x20 - Painter and Poet

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it is for such as we to be as smurfy as

boy look what you smurf

oh sorry hefty but that inspires me oh

stripes

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hmm

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you ruin the masterpiece uh what's a

fuel you are a fluid go smurf your

masterpiece someplace else painter this

is your fault this is my fault then i

will stay here no more

a paintbrush is a smurfy thing it always

smurf back to work poet

i can't work when i'm inspired

peppa smurf how can i write my poetry

when all these smurfs keep yelling at me

and how can i fancy my stuff he says

well there is a time and smurf for

everything my little smurfs i know do

your work this morning and this

afternoon we'll have an art there to

display your paintings and poems oh

thank you papa smurf mercier

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an apple is a smurfy thing oh bright and

red

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unless it falls upon your head

of course it must not be forgotten how

yucky it is when it's rotten

an apple is a smurfy thing to set me

and that is why i say to you

when you eat a squishy worm how it makes

your stomach squirm

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hmm very interesting not very smurfy to

me what is it

oh i don't know

oh that's nice painter who is she

she why she's you smell fat

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uh no no that's not super fat she

doesn't smile like that i hate smiles

like that well then don't look at it

like that

here it is

what's the fuel

well bunny how do you like the

masterpiece um the blue pants are

definitely wrong papa smurf says smurfs

never smurf blue pants and when papa

smurf says

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i think i've been framed

i hate modern art who is

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nobody understands us poet we

he's right

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i wish we could float away like that

swan yeah think of the freedom he has

swinging to eastern lines with no smurfs

to bother him

peter

that's it we'll run away to a distant

land ah

well we can create the masterpieces

and the poem

the one problem how will we get there

we can take one of the boats

i will get my things and i'll compose a

note for papa smurf i'll call it

hell well cruel smurfs

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how smurfy

the river flow and we don't even have to

roll

but watch where you're staring painter

who cares about the steering i am

planting the mustache you'll steal

me i'm composing oh to a river well i'm

painting the river and the picture is

worth this thousand words

yeah well i can describe your picture in

the one word ugly

you are

oh yeah we says you you have no visual

since you you are a complete creation

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oh my aching holes

there must be a storm brewing

i'm a smurf papa smurf candy found this

note from poet painter they've run away

papa smurf

smurf is me they're headed for storm

island and with a storm coming they may

never get there come on smurfette we've

got to stop them

hater and toys have run away and are in

grave danger i need volunteers to rescue

them

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they'll all go i like poet and painter

even if they are a little strange

me too uh we'll go too right randy huh

huh

uh where are we going brainy well i'll

certainly go this village needs more

works of art besides just me

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now there's no time to waste get smurfy

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faster my little smurfs faster we've got

to find them before that storm hits

how good to be on the briny surf away

from forest and stinking smurf i hope i

catch a big fish for it will make a

tasty dish

here we are peter a great sperf wait

then it is time to

say

a smurfy idea

how do we do that well i do not know i

thought you knew

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there you feel

what's up

hey

watch what you are doing bowen

watch yourself oh yeah well you're

actually why don't you watch where you

go you never seem to be

listening

something about you here that's me very

much

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i hate growing

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there they are smurfing right into the

storm

quickly my little smurfs they don't

swerve a chance out there two hours and

not a single fight i refuse to go home

without at least one fish you hear as

real

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a bite i got a bite oh this is it

this is the big one

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why you miserable

fish

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[Applause]

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oh

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don't you just love nature and the raw

hater

oh

what do you mean love nature in the rock

is a big pan in their

stomach

no no painter this is what inspiration

is all about oh great place

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oh

you and your crazy ideas boys we were

nearly k*lled

look at the bright side peter we're here

huh

and there's not a smurf in sight ah we

think

come on let's look around

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keep smurfing we're nearly there

poet and painter will never smurf this

storm alive papa smurf he'll be lucky if

we do happy

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what was that

that sounded just like

nah that's impossible

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smash up

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hey we're on the island we made it

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well at least we're safe

oh but look out below

ouch

what were you falling clumsy

sorry brady

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maybe pull it and painter made it here

too papa smurf

i hope so

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oh you've got you oh

make him stop

stop you miserable fish

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a nice fishy night fishy

no

azria you miserable cat you let my big

one get away

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well

what is it this time

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at least we're on dry land

wait for me miserable captain

oh papa smirk do you think we'll ever

find painter in poets it's a big island

smurfette

we'll find them tomorrow

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that's our breakfast

don't let him get away

gotcha

well

there went our breakfast

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yes

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i hate waking up

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look at this hustle again

a ridiculously tiny little boat

wait it's a smurf boat azriel there are

smurfs on this island

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no they'll never escaped

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[Applause]

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reminds me of how hungry i am oh it's no

use painter the only inspiration i have

is for food uh me also all i can think

of is the food i almost missed the

village and the other smurfs yeah we but

it's much better here oh

just the same i wonder what they're

doing right now

probably working as usual

cleaning up

oh the breakfast dishes

yes yes and getting ready

for lunch

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quickly smurf into that crevasse

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get back here we have smurfs to find

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i told you to hunt smurfs not wander off

inspiration where is thy sting

i've got it owed to a friday

no you cannot do that but i am creating

the portrait of the fred egg

fred egg oh anyway i thought of it first

make yours poached i refuse the poached

egg make me seek

well your paintings make me sick

so

yeah that is so

then i give you the fat leap and i give

you z fat head well my little smurfs i

think our search is over

you i got a fruitcake

and you're uh uh

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now all we have to do is follow them

but papa smurf we can't leave i haven't

smurfed my greatest poem yet and i'm my

greatest masterpiece

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and where there's ezreal there's

asriel's god

catch them as real or i'll turn you into

a fur ball

oh i forgot my masterpieces

and my palms

hey someone smurfed our boat gargamel

you called papa smurf

asriel we're about to make our catch of

the day

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i'm not afraid of your gargamel

yo

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feasting on smurfs

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we've gotta save them painter are we but

how i don't know but we better think of

something fast come on

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the end is near you sniveling smurfs

it's supper time any last words before

we eat

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yes mr gargamel i have some last words

another one

well

say what you will smurf and then i'll

cook you too

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oh pretty poor gargamel's great he won't

have any more smells to hate

she had to have them all for dinner

but as to today he's going to get

thinner

sadly this will be

gargamel's very last treat

for never again will he have

smurfs chewy

oh

oh you're right oh it's true it's true

[Laughter]

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oh

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that was so good

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you you can go poet smurf

i must have one more smurf to kick

around

otherwise

what kind of future could i have

without smurf

that was a real smurf of our poet oh we

it was your greatest masterpiece for

excellence

oh why thank you thank you

but we still have one big problem papa

smurf how do we get off this island

hmm that is a problem as well the smurfs

have escaped find them

smurfs follow me smurfs

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feel foreign are that they are us real

get them

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over here

oh it's you

if you get here get them folks

quickly quickly

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this mural is your greatest masterpiece

ever oh

i can't take this anymore i hate those

smurfs smurfs i'll get you

to the pothole they won't get far

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go

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i'll get you if it's the last thing i

ever do

how did you do that papa smurf or of

your amazing magic no magic rainy i

simply smurfed their drain plug

ah

owed to a drain club

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