02x09 - The Return of Uncle Nedward

[bunniefuu]

Hurry.
You're gonna miss it.

Next on "Dude's Foods,"

I, Dude Calzone attempt to eat
a 20-pound meatball.

Dude.

Who will win, Dude or food?

- Dude.
- Definitely, Dude.

Could be food.

Oh, a commercial.

Ah, the great outdoors.

But do you know,
what's even greater?

The world's biggest
indoor rock climbing park,

Climb Time Universe.

I've never heard
of this before,

but I've somehow wanted it
my entire life.

Hi, I'm Roxie Rockhart,
CEO of Rockhart Industries

and Olympic bronze medal
speed climber.

Do you have a bronze medal?
Didn't think so.

I'm so excited to bring
our latest experience

to the people of Altoonisburg.

That's us.

We're those people.

This is Altoonisburg's
highest peak, Ol' Cliffy,

future site of our
indoor rock climbing park

air-conditioned
for your comfort.

Tomorrow we're going
to demolish this dumb mountain.

- What?
- And as a bonus to you

and a warning
to other mountains,

we're going to livestream
the whole process.

O say goodbye to Ol' Cliffy

and hello
to Climb Time Universe.

They're tearing down
a real mountain

to build a fake mountain?

A fake mountain with
air-conditioning,

just saying.

Ol' Cliffy is a big part
of this town.

Think about all the animals
that live there.

And the uncles
that live there.

Mainly mine.

- What?
- You don't remember?

My Uncle Nedward;
He's living on Ol' Cliffy

raising those baby hawks
he rescued.

Wow.
I was sure I dreamt that.

Wait, if he hasn't heard
about the demolition,

he could be in danger.

- We gotta warn him.
- You're right...

as soon as we finish watching
Dude eat this giant meatball.

Fine, you bunch of babies.

Dad, are you doing
what I think you're doing?

No.
What do you think I'm doing?

Trying to feed that skunk

everyone keeps
telling you to stop feeding.

Oh. Then yes.

Dad, skunks are wild animals.

This skunk is different.

His name is Scott,
and he's your skunk brother.

I'm taking this for your own
good.

How dare you?

Another win for cargo shorts.

Scott, come here, Scott.

Hey, science kid's dad.

What's with the
rectangle cookies?

These are granola bars,

or as the French
call them bare de granola.

They're for my friend, Scott.
You wanna meet him?

I've never met a Scott
I liked,

and
I don't expect to start today.

You're in luck;
Here he comes.

That's a skunk.

Relax. He's my friend.

Tell you what,
why don't you try feed him?

Well, hello, Scott.

See, he likes you.

He's turning around and waving
his tail to say hello.

- Oh, oh.
- He sprayed us.

Scott,
I thought we are friends!

What is going on out==

oh, what is that smell?

You fed the skunk, didn't you?

No, Jaget did.

You gotta use
your science to fix us.

Okay, first off,
ask me from over there.

- Please.
- Okay, but you have to promise

to never feed
another skunk again.

- Fine.
- Or a badger.

Ugh. Fine.

- Good. I'll get started.
- We'll help.

No, you can't come inside.
You guys stink.

What if we have to go potty?

You should have thought
about that

before you played with skunks.

Okay. My uncle is somewhere
up on that mountain.

We need to warn him

that they're about
to demolish Ol' Cliffy.

Look, there's a sign
for Climb Time Universe.

Hey, they're gonna
have an arcade?

Ahem.

Which I will not be going to
even though I love Skee-ball.

All right. Here's the plan.

We start climbing
the north face.

Then we shimmy across
to that tiny little branch,

then we jump over
to that ledge.

And then it's just
a 3,000-foot climb straight up.

It's actually 4,000 feet.

Uncle Nedward.

Whoa, you look like...

Like I've been living
in nature for a year?

Because I have.

It's so great to see you.
But we thought that you

lived up on the mountain
with the baby hawks.

I did. But then my babies
grew up and flew away.

I climbed down after
I became an empty-nester.

So why didn't you go home
and...

I don't know...
Take a shower?

Because I realized
all the creatures here need me.

I am now one with the woods.

Plus, I call my hawks home
every Sunday for dinner.

That's right. I speak hawk.

Well, Uncle Nedward,
we have some bad news.

Tomorrow Ol' Cliffy
is being torn down

to build a rock climbing park
called Climb Time Universe.

They have an arcade,
but we don't like it.

I'm sure it will be fine.

This mountain's older
than the hills.

Uncle Nedward,
this is serious.

Yeah, we have to do
something.

Old Nedward would've agreed
with you,

but the woods have changed me.

Now I'm like a river.

I flow where nature takes me.

No, we need to fight.

Uncle Nedward,
look me in the eyes.

We don't need Uncle
flows-like-a-river.

We need Uncle 120%.

Yeah. And what about
the hawks you raised?

- My hawks?
- Yes.

Your hawks need you
to protect Ol' Cliffy.

We need you.
Your hawks need you.

And this mountain needs you.

Ahh!

Kids, look me in the eyes.

I'm back, baby.

They're not taking
this mountain.

I just need one thing.

Oh, here, Uncle Nedward,
your old jacket.

Actually, I was talking
about a shower.

I've been using
pine cones for soap.

But the jacket's nice too.

♪ I got, you got me ♪

♪ We got this ♪

♪ I like the odds
when we're side-by-side ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ Oh, we're taking off,
gonna do this right ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ And when things go up
in flames, we're on it ♪

♪ 'Cause I got you,
got me, we got this ♪

Okay. We've got some
pretty good ideas here

to save Ol' Cliffy.
What else can we do?

How about I go to the top,
roll down a boulder,

and smash Climb Time Universe's
construction equipment?

Any other ideas?

How about I go to the top,

roll down a boulder, and
scare Roxie and the workers?

Any non-boulder ideas?

I gotta be honest,
most of my ideas

involve large rocks.

Munchy, why are you
reading leaves?

This is an inspirational book
my uncle wrote while

he was living on Ol' Cliffy.
It's really powerful stuff.

Hey, what if Nedward read
some of those leaves

to inspire everybody
to save Ol' Cliffy.

Oh, that's perfect.

Climb Time
just sent out an email

to come down to the Mooery
for a pre-grand opening event.

We should crash their party,

and my uncle
will motivate everyone.

Let's get your uncle
and head over. Where is he?

Oh, he's cleaning himself up.
The shower didn't take,

so he is walking through
the car wash.

Uncle Nedward, you smell great.

Thanks. The car wash threw
in this free air freshener.

Hello, friends.
You like free shirts?

Ooh, I love free shirts.

Uncle Edward,
this is the woman

that's
gonna tear down Ol' Cliffy.

In that case,

I don't want your free shirt
no matter how soft it is.

We're here to stop you
from tearing down Ol' Cliffy.

And the people will be
on our side

after my Uncle Nedward
inspires them.

Well, I'm already inspired
by your determination.

You remind me a lot of myself
when I was young and stupid.

Thanks, I think?

Attention,
people of Altoonisburg.

We cannot let them
tear down Ol' Cliffy.

I lived on that mountain,

and it
inspired me to write this book,

which I'm about
to share with you.

So look me in the eyes
with your ears.

I am not on the mountain.

I am the mountain.

Okay, moving on.

Be like a river.

Be open. Flow.

Nothing?

A sunrise is the sun's way
of saying,

"Hey, man, you got this."

What the heck
is he talking about?

No idea,
but he is dying up there.

Don't worry. I have a plan.
Wow.

I am feeling super inspired
right now by this strange man

I am definitely not related to.

Yeah. I think when he said,
"I am the mountain,"

he was talking about
how real nature

is much better
than fake nature.

So maybe they shouldn't
tear down Ol' Cliffy.

Let's save Ol' Cliffy.

Yeah.

Did I mention
that we're building

the longest indoor zip line
in the world?

Yeah!

Don't mess with me.
I always win.

Except in the Olympics.

Third place is still winning.

What are we gonna do?

They're gonna tear down
Ol' Cliffy in the morning.

And they're gonna
put in a zip line.

Which I totally
don't wanna ride on.

I know how to buy
some time.

Oh, I wanna help.

No it's way too dangerous.
You could get seriously hurt.

- Please?
- Oh, all right.

Hey, we wanna help too.

But we would prefer
not to get seriously hurt.

I do need someone to create
a distraction.

We're on it.
I just need to find a boulder.

- No boulders.
- Come on.

I'd be working
at the crosswalk right now

if it wasn't for
your stupid pet skunk.

I'd be eating granola bars
with my friend Scott right now

if you didn't scare him.

Don't worry; I'm gonna spray
you with a formula I developed

that will instantly
remove the smell.

Get in.

In three, two, one.

Oh, man. We still smell like
the business end of a skunk.

Uh-oh.

Why are you
looking at us like that?

No reason.

Something about you
looks different.

Did you use to have eyebrows?

Why are you talking about
my beautiful eyebrows

in the past tense?

Follow-up question,
why don't you have eyebrows?

They're gone.

- What did you do?
- I think you're upset,

but it's really hard to tell
without your eyebrows.

Welcome to the livestream,
my fellow mountain haters.

Our wrecking ball is in place.

Now, who's ready to say
goodbye to Ol' Cliffy

and hello to
Climb Time Universe?

Yeah!

Greetings,
construction workers.

We come bearing gifts

to anyone willing
to not destroy Ol' Cliffy.

Sorry, little girl.
The world don't work like that.

This is our job.

But what if the gift
was muffins?

Oh-ho-ho-ho.

All right, g*ng, these kids
brought us muffins.

Let's stop working
and start eating.

Whoa, I can't believe
that worked.

You guys really
outsmarted me.

Oh, wait, you didn't.

Who wants brownies?

Brownies! It's our lucky day.

You see, girls,
someone always brings them

a muffin basket,
so I always bring brownies,

which you can have after work.

You heard the boss.
Back to work.

And then we get brownies,

which
are way better than muffins.

- I told you I always win.
- Do you?

'Cause it looks like
you have a problem.

Actually two problems.

This wrecking ball
is officially closed.

What are you doing up there?

Stopping you from destroying
this mountain.

Well, you can't
stay up there forever.

As soon as you come down
we'll start wrecking.

Hey, boss, since we're
shut down for a while...

Fine. Fine.
You can have the brownies.

Come on, g*ng.
Get 'em while they're gooey.

Enjoy your short-lived
victory,

but just remember I don't quit.

I won a bronze medal.

And that's why, Ms. Mayor,
we need you to help us stop

Climb Time Universe
from tearing down Ol' Cliffy.

And we won't take no
for an answer.

Anyhoo, call me back
when you get this message.

Now we wait.

We can't wait.

Munchy and Nedward
are on a wrecking ball.

The minute they fall off, Roxie
is gonna destroy Ol' Cliffy.

- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.

I wish Munchy was here.
He would just start

saying words
until he landed on a good idea.

Let's try it.

Are you sure
we're ready for this?

I don't know if we could
pull off a Munchy.

Only one way to find out.

Let's clear our minds
and get in the Munchy zone.

- Munchy, Munchy,
- Munchy, Munchy,

Munchy, Munchy, Munchy,
Munchy, Munchy, Munchy.

And go.

- Mountain.
- Lion.

- Zoo.
- Moo.

- Cow.
- Bell.

Music. That's it?

Yes. We trap Roxie
under a giant bell.

No, music. We sing a song

to let everyone know that
Ol' Cliffy needs to be saved.

Ooh, that's good.

And we have Nedward's
leaf-book of Ned-spirations.

Maybe we can find
some ideas for lyrics

with one of his leaves.

Then we hijack the
livestream

with an inspirational song.

Done. Great plan.

And I will order a giant bell
just in case.

Now, before we begin,

I'd like to apologize again
for the whole eyebrow thing.

- No problem.
- Yes, problem.

I am very particular
about my appearance.

Well, my anti-stink formula
2.0 is gonna work a lot better.

Let's get started.

We should be all set.

Come on out.

Oh, boy.

You look green and stupid.

Wait a minute.
I look green and stupid too.

Yes, I look exactly
like the Hulk.

Ahh!

Hulk happy.

I guess I was too focused
on the skunk smell

that I didn't think about
the side effects,

but hey,
you don't stink anymore.

This is what I get for trying
to be nice to a Scott.

- It's Presley.
- Fisher, we need your help.

Lex and I just wrote a song
to save Ol' Cliffy,

and we need as many voices
as possible.

And hurry, Munchy and Nedward

are hanging on
to a wrecking ball.

Uncle Nedward always picks
Munchy to do the fun stuff.

Okay. I'm in.
I'll bring Dad and Jaget.

Does it matter
if they're green?

Stop being weird.
I'll text everyone the lyrics.

You heard her; Let's go.

Wait, science kid.
What about this?

Don't worry;
It'll wear off... someday.

I'm impressed.

I didn't expect you two
to last so long up there.

- So you're giving up now?
- Please say yes.

I can't feel my legs.

Oh, far from it.

Hi, everyone out there
watching on the livestream.

Before we demolish Ol' Cliffy,
we've got an extra bonus.

We're gonna show you
these two being thrown

off the wrecking ball.

Chuck, raise that ball.

Raising the ball, boss.

Now start swinging.

Swinging the ball, boss.

Oh, no. Munchy, are you okay?

Not...

really.

We have to get in front of
that camera and sing our song.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're not
authorized to be here.

Green monsters.
The forest is fighting back.

Run! Run!

Get back to work, you idiots.

Let's stop this thing.

Thank you.

Hey, everybody.
I know you're here to watch

this mountain be destroyed,

but we have a song that we hope
will change your mind.

A song?

I'm so scared.

Go ahead.
Fa-la-la your hearts out.

♪ Smile,
look all around you ♪

♪ Hear all the hawks
soaring up high ♪

♪ This is their home ♪

♪ And when you look
at that mountain ♪

♪ As long as she stands ♪

♪ We'll never really be alone ♪

♪ So dig down deep
inside your heart ♪

♪ We all can live
in harmony ♪

♪ Let's find a way
to save Ol' Cliffy ♪

♪ So have the heart
to help ♪

♪ Rocks don't need
air-conditioning ♪

♪ We can do anything ♪

♪ Let's save Ol' Cliffy ♪

♪ And nothing's out of reach ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ Let's come together,
who is with me? ♪

♪ If you believe then
we will free Ol' Cliffy ♪

♪ Be free with me ♪

♪ Be free with me ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Ol' Cliffy ♪

Well,
I think we can all agree

that was stupid.

Disagree, boss.

That song planted a seed
of love in my heart

and made it grow.

I'm gonna be a forest ranger.

Yeah!

I don't need you.

I can tear down
this mountain myself.

Not without the
remote control.

Guys, look,

everybody loves our song.

Nobody wants to come to
Climb Time Universe.

Fine. You win.

I'll tear down a mountain
in a different town.

Our song saved the mountain.

Yeah!

Oh, my hawk children
heard me singing.

Papa loves you.

I told you I speak hawk.

We did it
without a single boulder.

Let's go to the Mooery
and celebrate.

Uncle Nedward,
are you coming?

I can't do that.

Sounds like
there's another mountain

that's gonna need to be saved,
so my work's not done.

Good luck, Uncle Nedward.

Oh, everyone get in here.

Now play my song.