02x12 - That Young Warped Danger Hustle

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Side Hustle". Aired: November 7, 2020 - present.*
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After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.
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02x12 - That Young Warped Danger Hustle

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[upbeat music]

-All hail Krooch.

-You sound just like the Blue Druid.

-Thanks. He's my favorite superhero.

I've been practicing for AltooniCon.

-I can't believe we finally get to go

to the biggest comic book convention

in Central Pennsylvania and Western Delaware.

-I know.

Last year we were stuck
working a dumb, stupid job

to pay off our dumb, stupid debt

for destroying my dad's dumb, stupid boat.

-I hate when blowing stuff up with fireworks

has consequences.

-Oh, by the way, Lex,

you did a great job designing these outfits.

-Thank you. It was no big deal.

-You've been working on these for ten months.

-Okay, it was a huge deal. But it was worth it.

-Yeah, it was.

We're the best intergalactic superhero rock band

in the cosmos.

Both: The Space Rocks!

-I've been a fan of that
comic ever since issue ,

when Blue Druid plays drums with them.

I love a good crossover.

-And so will the judges at the costume contest.

You win a trophy with a person on top.

I've never won a trophy with a person on top,

only thumbs, for my former career

as a professional thumb wrestler,

-We'll get there.

Now let's turn off our phones

so Jaget can't make us take
a job on our KidDING app.

-Okay.
-Boop.

-Boop.
-Boop.

All: Boop!

-Airplane mood.

-I got your distress signal.

-Dad, I texted you for a ride.

-And what's with the outfit?
-It's AltooniCon.

I didn't wanna embarrass you
by driving in regular clothes.

-Thank you so much for not embarrassing me.

-To the Super Dad mobile!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

-Whoa, so many Blue Druid costumes this year.

-What can I say, I'm tapped into the moment.

-All hail Krooch, all hail Krooch,

all hail Krooch.

-Man, I love AltooniCon.

You are never the nerdiest person in the room.

-Welcome to AltooniCon.

-♪ Where worlds collide, worlds collide ♪

♪ Worlds collide ♪

-Oh, that jingle is catchy.

I wonder how many times a day they play--

-Welcome to AltooniCon.

-♪ Where worlds collide, worlds collide ♪

♪ Worlds collide ♪

-Quite a bit.

-Well, what should we do first?

-Reeh!

-Jaget, where did you come from?

-I'm not Jaget. I'm the Jaguar.

Reeh!

And I tracked you down 'cause I found you a job.

All: Ugh.

-We can't work today. It's AltooniCon.

-And we missed it last year
because we were working.

-Good. So you're used to missing it.

-Come on, be the coolest
big brother ever and let us stay.

-Sure you can stay, stay and work.

-Some comic book store
from California called Warped

has a booth that needs help.

-But we're entering the costume contest.

-False, you're doing what I tell you to.

I'll be at my booth.

-Wait, you have a booth?
-Of course.

How else are the Jaguar's fans
gonna pay me for my autograph?

Now git. Reeh!

-♪ I got, you got me ♪

♪ We got this ♪

♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪

♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

-Excuse us.

-Whoa, The Space Rocks and the Blue Druid.

Amazing costumes.
-Thank you.

I made them. No big deal.

-It took her ten months.

We're the people you hired from the KidDING app.

I'm Presley. This is Lex and Munchy.

-And we're definitely not devastated

that we can't enjoy AltooniCon.

-Well, welcome to Warped.

-This isn't the real Warped.

The actual Warped is bigger,

and it has windows and bathrooms.

-Yeah, they get it.

I'm Milo, and this is Ruby.

-Nice to meet you. So what's the job?

-You'll just be watching the booth while we look

for a publisher for our graphic novel,

"The Oddventures of Baxter and Brooke."

-We just gotta unpack this before we take off.

-They're T-shirts we bought
online from a Danger Force Fan.

-We use the internet too.
We're gonna get along great.

-Whoa.

-That's definitely not a T-shirt.

-No, it's better.

These are the exact replicas of the Orb of Power

and the Ion Generator the Captain Man

confiscated from Rick Twitler's lab.

-Wow, look at that detail.

-So impressive.

-You have no idea what this is, do you?

-Not a clue.

-When the Orb of Power

is combined with the Ion Generator,

it can control people's
brains through sound waves.

-Well, the real one anyways.

-How do you know that this isn't the real Orb?

[both laugh]
-The real Orb.

-I don't know why we're laughing,

but I'm just trying to make a connection.

-Danger Force has the real Orb

safely locked away in the Man's Nest.

They're way too smart to let it out.

[heroic music]

-How could we be so stupid?

-You get used to it after a while.

-I can't believe Frankini stole the Orb of Power

right from the Man's Nest.

-That's why I teleported us to this alley.

He's around here somewhere.

-There!
-Begone, the Orb is mine!

[cackles]

-You sure about that?

♪ ♪

-This is just a box full

of misprinted Danger Force T-shirts.

-[laughs] Danger Forks, funny every time.

-Weren't you supposed to destroy those?

-Yes, but instead I sold them

to an amazing comic book store in California

to be sold at a convention in Pennsylvania.

Those shirts were gonna see the world.

-But if the shirts are here, what did you send?

-Probably the box next to the T-shirts

with the Orb of Power in it.

-So you're telling me the Orb

is at some comic book convention?

-Thanks for the info!

-Did Frankini just talk without moving his mouth?

[tense music]

-You didn't zap Frankini.

You zapped my Frankini Bot!

The real me is now headed to get the Orb.

I'm going to use it to control everyone's minds.

[cackles]

-To make an army of super soldiers

so you could take over the world?

-Boring, no.

To make an army of backup dancers,

which I will use to take over the world.

-Well, too bad because I'm
gonna teleport to AltooniCon

and get the Orb before you can get there.

-Will you?

-Oh, ah! He tranqed me.

I can't move my arms,

and if can't move my arms, I can't teleport.

-Yeah, I know. That's why I did it.

Frankini Bot will self-destruct

in three sparkly seconds.

-Oh, take cover!

-A three, a two.

-He was full of confetti. Makes sense.

-We have to get that Orb back

before Captain Man knows it's missing.

-Yeah, and if we don't,

who's gonna tell him we lost it?

-Last person to raise their hand has to tell him.

-Oh, you know he froze my arms!

Come on!

[upbeat music]

-You know, this fake Orb might
not be able to control minds,

but can sure cr*ck a walnut.

-Where did you get a walnut?

-Like I'm just gonna tell
you where I get my walnuts.

Nice try, Lex.

-Okay.

We're gonna go find a
publisher for our graphic novel.

-Good luck, and don't worry,
you're not gonna miss anything.

-Ruby, come on, We're gonna miss everything.

-This is the best day of my life!

-They come back with a people trophy,

I'm gonna lose it.

♪ ♪

-Okay, I need a booth, so per our agreement

for getting you two in here, go to work.

-For the record,

I don't like misusing my science equipment.

-But they do give out a lot

of free stuff here, so it's worth it.

I got keychains, a silly straw, and this T-shirt

that I'm surely going to grow into one day.

-So what's the plan, science kid?

-My invention makes people
smell things that aren't there.

I set it to freshly baked chocolate chip cookies,

which no one can resist.

[laser zaps]

-Do I smell chocolate chip cookies?

I gotta get some of those.

Out of my way!

Mama's coming, cookies!

-Nice job, science kid.

-Your praise means a lot. We're outta here

-Time to set up my booth.

All right, the Jaguar booth is open for business.

Now my fans can get my
autograph for only $ , .

-Whoa. Check this place out, Sadie,

I've never seen anything like it.

-Well, Lay Lay, you're an avatar

who came out of a phone, so that makes sense.

-Hey, how about an autograph for $ , ?

-That's okay, Cat Man,

I'll give it to you for free.

-No, that's not what I--that's not what I--

You took my pen!

Ah!

♪ ♪

-I've got you now, Blue Druid.

-The only thing you're getting
is a laser sword to the face.

For Krooch!

-Okay, guys, we're supposed to be working.

And never lower your defenses.

-Why are The Space Rocks fighting the Blue Druid?

They're friends.

Did you know there was a crossover in issue ?

-Why would I know that, Sadie?

-Excuse me.

-How can we help you?

-Welcome to AltooniCon.

-♪ Where worlds collide, worlds collide ♪

♪ Worlds collide ♪

-That jingle makes me wanna
bang my head against a wall.

-My parents wrote that jingle.

-And what a great jingle it is.

-The damage is done.

-Whoa!

Is that a replica Orb of Power?

I love Danger Force stuff. I gotta have it.

-Don't worry, Sadie, I got this.

We'll take it, but at half off.

-We haven't told you how much it costs.

-Don't care, half.

-Just give us one second.

-Oh, they're huddling. We gotta huddle too.

Come here.

-Okay, so how much do
you think we should sell it for?

-No idea, but let's keep whispering

so they know how serious our huddle is.

-Oh, those whispers sound serious.

-They're trying to hustle us.

I know who to call to help us negotiate.

[video chat beeps]

-What up? It's your boy, Young Dylan.

-Yeah, I know. I called you.

Anyway, we need help negotiating.

-Did you try screaming half?

-Of course, we did. Then they huddled up.

-You let them huddle?

Your only chance now is to scream half again,

but this time with crazy eyes.

Observe.

Half!

-Whoa, he's good.

-Okay, we've discussed,
and we're gonna sell it for--

Both: Half!

-All right, all right.

Just stop looking at me and take it, bucks?

-Were you originally gonna say ?

-Yes, ma'am.

-Then you got a deal.

-We should go celebrate.

I saw this place called the
MicroMooery on "Dude's Foods."

both: Dude!

-[cackles]

-Hey, buddy. You gotta pay for that comic.

-Oh, I'm sorry.

I wouldn't wanna break the law.

[cackles]

[upbeat music]

-Thank you, and have a Warped day.

I don't know why I said
that. It just came out of me.

[phone rings]

-Hello, you've reached Warped.

Whoa, these guys are definitely
gonna win the costume contest.

They look just like the actual Danger Force.

-We are the actual Danger Force.

-Whoa, that's so cool.

Though, it hardly seems fair

that you're entering the contest.

-We're not entering a contest.

-Wait, what's the prize?

-A really cool trophy with a person on top.

-Whoa.

-Brainstorm, please focus.
We're trying to save the world.

-What are you talking about?

-One of us, doesn't matter who,

accidentally shipped a box of stuff to Warped.

Is it there?
-Yeah, the box is here.

-Oh, thank God.
-Oh, gosh.

-You didn't let me finish.

The box is here, but the replica Orb is gone.

-No!
-What?

-Are you serious?
-Yeah, we just sold it.

-We got bucks.

-That was the real Orb of Power.

-Dang it. We could have gotten .

-We're on our way, but we're all in danger.

-A villain is trying to get it
to control everyone's minds.

-He's gonna use it to make
an army of backup dancers

and take over the world.

-Diabolical.

-His name is Frankini. Here's a picture.

-He was just here evil laughing.

-That's definitely him. He's a big evil laugher.

-He's already there?

-This is worse than we thought.

You have to get the Orb back.

-Okay, we'll try to find the girls we sold it to.

-Wait, before you go,

may I interest you in buying
some Danger Forks T-shirts?

-Danger Forks out.

♪ ♪

-Hello, we wanted to--
-I know what you want.

That'll be $ , .

-Wait, this is supposed

to be the booth for a publishing company.

-You publish graphic novels, right?

-The Jaguar does everything.

Now, obviously, I know
the answer to this question.

I wanna make sure you know.

What is a graphic novel?

-He's testing us. He must be legit.

♪ ♪

-Thanks again, Dylan.

We got this replica Orb at a great price.

-And these milkshakes. Yelling half really works.

-Here's another milkshake.

Can you please stop yelling half?

Both: Half!

-It's really the crazy eyes that do it.

-Is it?

-You tell me.

-Okay, you're right. Just stop doing it.

-Fine.

I gotta go give my cousin crazy eyes

until he does my chores.

Yo, Chuckles!

-Stop right there!

-We weren't going anywhere.

-And even if we were,
you can't tell us what to do.

Now I wanna go somewhere.
Sadie, switch places with me.

-Look, that Orb is a powerful w*apon

Danger Force accidentally
sent to the comic book shop.

We need it back.

-Please. I know what you're doing.

We crushed you at
negotiating, and now you're trying

to make up some crazy
story just to get this thing back.

-No, we're telling the truth.
-Bonjour.

Would you like to see a menu?

-You're no waiter. You're Frankini.

Danger Force warned us about you.

-Frankini the supervillain?

I'm both terrified and
starstruck at the same time.

-Thank you. I love my fans.

Confetti blast!

-Whoa!

Now, it's time for me to use
the Orb to control your minds

and turn everyone into my backup dancers.

-Backup dancers, no way.

I'm meant to be up front like Beyonce.

-Oh, really?

A five, six, seven, eight!

Why aren't you dancing behind me?

-Everybody knows the Orb of Power

doesn't work without the Ion Generator.

And that must still be back at the Warped booth.

I should not have said that.

-Too late. I'm off to AltooniCon.

-No one calls me a backup dancer.

-Ah, what happened?

Now I need a wardrobe change!

Now I need a wardrobe change.

[laughs]

-Okay, whatever just happened,
maybe it'll give us enough time

to get to that Ion Generator before he does.

-Okay.
-To AltooniCon!

-I feel just like a Danger Force.

-Hey, ba-da-da-da-da.

-Did you use your avatar powers to freeze time

and dump a milkshake on him?

-No, it was the other girl
that came out of a phone.

Of course I did. I had to slow him down.

-Well, when you froze him,

why don't you just take the Orb?

-Oh, that would've been smart.
-Yeah.

♪ ♪

-Wow, we might have a publisher

for our graphic novel.

-Or we might have met the strangest man on Earth

who dresses like a cat.

-Hello, and welcome to Warped.

-Um...

-This is our booth.

-Listen, if you're not going
to buy anything, move along.

-We're not gonna buy anything
because this is our store.

-Well, if it's your store, then
why are we working here?

-That's what we wanna know.

-Orb, real mind control.

-Frankini, Ion Generator.

-Confetti, dancers.

-I think I understand. The Orb of Power is real.

-Danger Force sent it to us accidentally,

and now Frankini has it.

-He's on his way here to get the Ion Generator

so he can turn the whole
world in a backup dancers.

-Wow, you guys are good.
-Thanks.

We know everything about Danger Force.

ShoutOut's favorite yogurt is strawberry.

-Still don't know who these guys are.

-Oh, we asked them to watch the booth.

That's my brother, and that's his friend.

-Friend/assistant.

-Okay, we need to find

the Ion Generator before Frankini shows up.

-It's too late.

We already saw Frankini
coming into the convention center.

-And his new outfit is...

-What does an Ion Generator look like?

-Well, it's about this
big, it glows, like a little,

and it contains the power of seven suns.

-Uh-oh.

-Fisher, why did Horrigan just say uh-oh?

-We thought it was a phone charger and sold it.

-Sold it to who?
-Uh-oh.

-Does this kid say anything besides uh-oh?

-We sold it to Jaget.

All: Uh-oh.

-Now where do I plug this stupid thing in?

I'll just jam it in.

[Ion Generator hums]

Wow, that charged fast.

It's already at %.

%, %.

[electricity zaps]

Those rotten kids sold me a faulty charger.

-[gasps]

Oh.

[dramatic music]

Well, hello, yoink!

[cackles]

-Hey!
-Oh, no!

Frankini's already got the Ion Generator.

♪ ♪

-Everyone, cover your ears, and run,

and say, "La-la-la-la-la!"

all: La-la-la-la-la-la!

[crowd screaming]

♪ ♪

-What is happening?

-This is happening. Whoo!

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

[cackles]

This is gonna be fun.

[dramatic music]

[crowd screaming]

all: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

-Okay, why did we have to run away from Frankini

while covering our ears
and saying, "la-la-la-la-la"?

-He put the Ion Generator in the Orb of Power.

I just saved us from falling under its control.

Go Ruby!

Thanks, Ruby.

-Yeah, the Orb works

by using sound waves to affect the brain.

We're far away enough now that it doesn't work.

-Oh, I see, frequency-based hypnotic suggestion

probably targeting the frontal cortex.

-That's my favorite cortex, sir.

-Okay. Let me get this straight.

To get that Orb back

not only do we have to fight a supervillain,

but we also have to fight
zombies he's controlling?

-Oh, now I finally understand

why people think comic
book conventions are exciting.

-See, I told you.

Hey, maybe now you'll try baby corn.

-Not happening, Sadie. Why is it so small?

It's unnatural.

-I think I know how to deal with the zombies.

We can counter the Orb's sound waves

with a competing frequency.

-This is just like in "The Space Rocks" issue .

-We know that one.

-Yes, where The Space Rocks

used the power of music to defeat the Brain Bugs.

-Exactly, we need to play different music

to cancel out the music from the Orb.

-I guess we're not just gonna be dressed like

The Space Rocks, we get to be...

both: The Space Rocks!

-You just have to play so loud

that we can't hear Frankini's music.

Otherwise, we'll be joining
his army of backup dancers.

-Hold up, if you're gonna be playing music,

me and Sadie want in on that.

-Ooh, I think I know the perfect song.

And if my timing's right,

it should be starting in three, a two, one.

-Welcome to AltooniCon.

-♪ Where worlds collide, worlds collide ♪

♪ Worlds collide ♪

-Nothing gets in your head like a great jingle.

-I hope your parents don't mind

if I put a little Lay Lay on it.

-If it saves the world, I'm
sure they'll understand.

-I've always wanted to say this.

Let's go save the world.

[all cheering]

-Let's do it, guys! Yeah, whoo!

[dramatic music]

[electronic music]

-All right, everybody, hit those poses.

If we're gonna take over the world,

we're gonna look good doing it.

♪ ♪

-Presley!

I've been waiting outside in the car for hours!

♪ ♪

-Oh no, Frankini got my dad too.

-We'll save him.

Let's make sure we're loud enough

that we don't hear the Orb.

♪ ♪

-Whoo!

[gasps]

Stop them!

♪ ♪

-♪ Welcome to the big show ♪

♪ A whole universe in Altoonisburg ♪

-♪ This is where dreams come alive ♪

-♪ So hand on for a wild ride ♪

all: ♪ Where worlds collide, worlds collide ♪

♪ Worlds collide, worlds collide ♪

-What are you doing? Get them!

-♪ Worlds collide ♪

-Did that guy just make us dance?

-I don't know, but I love this song!

-It's working.

They're not under Frankini's control anymore.

-♪ Worlds collide ♪

-♪ We coming in hot at the top of the b*at ♪

♪ And we ain't gonna
stop till Frankini is caught ♪

♪ Cut the root from the source,
take the love, leave the orb ♪

♪ We got Danger Force and we dang got warped ♪

♪ You better hustle, not getting any younger ♪

♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪

♪ That girl gonna make our worlds collide ♪

-♪ Where worlds collide, worlds collide ♪

-[grunting]

-Yoink! Now it's my turn to evil laugh.

[cackles]

♪ ♪

-No one upstages me! Give it back!

-Over here!

-Over here!
-Over here!

♪ ♪

-Over here!

♪ ♪

Thank you.

-Diabolical.

♪ ♪

-Shows over, people!

-He stopped the music. Cover your ears!

[dramatic music]

-Guys, cover your ears quick!

♪ ♪

-Too late!

They're under Frankini's control.

♪ ♪

-A five, six, seven, eight.

♪ ♪

[all screaming]

[heroic music]

-Did someone say Danger Force?

And if they didn't, could they?

-It's Danger Force!

-Ah, that's the stuff.

-Cover your ears before the Orb can control you.

-I have a better idea.

-I'll take that, Frankini.

♪ ♪

-Brainstorm used his telekinesis powers

to take the Orb away.

He's also a Pisces.

-Give that back!

-Could do that, we could do this.

[electricity crackling]

-Volt used her electric
powers to blow up the Orb.

And her favorite spice is nutmeg.

-Hey, Frankini, you made me dance.

I only dance when I wanna dance.

-Yeah, let's dance on his face.

All: Yeah!
-No!

No, no, let the professional
superheroes handle it.

-Sorry, it took us so long to get here.

-Somebody didn't put
enough gas in the Man-Copter.

-Somebody. Not my best week.

-Luckily those tranquilizer darts wore off

so I can teleport again.

-Speaking of which, Frankini,

you ever spend a week in the Sahara Desert?

-No, it's bad for my skin.

-Well, then you're really not gonna like this.

Place is hot

-Guys, we just helped capture a supervillain.

-Munchy, you know you wanna say it.

-You get me.

We saved the world!

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

-Well, the world is safe, and
we won the costume contest.

-And a trophy with a person on top.

-All hail Krooch!

[all cheer]

-Altoonisburg is weird,

but this place sure does make a great milkshake.

-Yeah, I'm gonna get another one.

-Half!

-Man, that looks good.

Yo, Chuckles. Make me a milkshake.

-Don't embarrass me in
front of Danger Force, Dylan.

-And your favorite color is red.

Your favorite barnyard animal is a goat.

And you hate it when people
inv*de your personal space.

-Okay, you've definitely convinced me

you're our biggest fan.

-Yes!

-We're coming to AltooniCon
every year now, right?

-Do Dibbles have toes?

-[laughs]

I still don't know why we're laughing,

but I'm loving this connection.

-Anyone else think this kid looks like

that villain we fought, Lil' Dynomite?

-Eh, nah.

-I don't see it.
-Way too tall.

-Wait, let me see. Oh, he's cute.

-You think he's cute?

-Hold on, aren't those Lil Dynomite's boots?

-I've had enough questions for today.

-Well, it's been fun,

but I should teleport these
guys back to Swellview.

-Wait, before you go,

we kinda have this thing that we do,

and we were wondering

if you guys wanted to do it with us.

-Yeah.
-Sounds fun.

-Boop.
-Boop.

-Boop.
-Boop!

-Boop.
-Boop.

-Boop.
-Boop!

-Boop!
-Boop.

-Boop?
-Boop.

-Boop.

All: Boop!
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