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these smurf players proudly present the
amazing adventures of robin smurf and
his merry smurfs
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thanks to my brilliant directorial
abilities this will be the smurfiest
play ever smurf this show on the road
in fact i am probably the greatest
director in the history of the world
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actually i am so talented i hardly
believe it myself i don't think genius
is too strong a word
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well did you fools collect the taxes
from the surf smurf
well then actually uh
they were stolen prince john by robin
smurf
robin smurf robins
that's all i hear from you smurf and
poops made marion smurf in here
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made marion i need a plan to defeat that
wretched robber robin smirk oh prince
john then you need the most brilliant
ruthless feared smurf in all of nothing
you're right the sheriff of nottingham
sheriff smurf in here you called ready
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i mean sir
ah
i'll swerve this right back for you
brainy uh
oh gee
i'm sorry sorry i mean uh brainy
i mean
there you are brainy just like a real
castle
sheriff you are the key in my plan to
defeat robin smurf
what is my plan to defeat robin smurf
we'll need lots of smurf berry yes smurf
berries follow me
in here are the taxes i've ruthlessly
collected from every peasant smurf in
this smurfdom
that blasted robin smurf has managed to
steal all the rest and smurf it back to
yes the poor
sheriff your job is to
uh what is his job what had a disguise
put on a disguise then what
into smart foot forest with these smurf
berries uh yes
ride into smurf foot forest with these
smurf berries then what drink bob and
smurf into attacking you and then
capturing yourself got that well i uh
you three fools go with him i'd love to
but fly needs to be fed i'm sure the
sheriff can handle it
i have some nap schedule if you don't go
i'll throw you all in the dungeon count
me in great plan who needs a nap
oh we love that
life with robin smurf and smurf wood and
had they the chance to take our place we
know that every surf would
hi you're all fine lad fine lad
oh please be more careful little john i
hate to see a thing of beauty damage
robin
me marion you look ravishing radiant
beautiful why you're almost as smurfy as
me the sheriff's on his way here with
smurf berries he's going to try to trick
you the sheriff trick me
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here they spurf now robin smurf into
position merry smurfs
they would have to come at lunch time i
hate to eat and run
uh gee uh
we're just defenseless travelers
journeying through a scary forest
there's a smurf robin
there's time there's time does my cat
look smurfy enough
i sure hope robin smurf doesn't att*ck
us and take all our smurf
greetings nasty knaves
sir
oh no
yes i'll smurf over your berry
now
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you att*cked the wrong smurfs this time
ruffin smith did i now
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you knew we were coming shrewd wouldn't
you say
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oh
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have no fear mate marian dear
the one and original robin smurf is here
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oh robin i love you can't say i blame
you
i have a smurfy ride back fair maiden
whoever you are
you know exactly who she is robin smith
she told you we were coming didn't she
didn't she
never smurfed it before in my life
farewell fair maiden
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and as for you for
a thousand thanks for contributing these
berries and
these
fine steel to the peasants of notting
smoke enjoy your walk back gentle smurfs
but i'll be late for my nap get smurfing
and tell prince john that until king
richard returns robin smith and his
merry smurfs will fight him to ensure
truth justice and the smurfy way oh
robin you dog you
you were supposed to trap robin smurf
not the other way around
you fools should be soaking your heads
not your feet but sire i know made
marion smurfed robin smurf that we were
coming i'm so smurfly impossible maid
marion loves me with all her smurf uh i
still remember the first moment she ever
saw me
cupid's arrow entered her smurfy little
heart
an idea
i just had another brilliant idea i'll
hold an archery tournament robin smurf
won't be able to resist but uh gee sir
rob and smurf will win everything
of course you need to swerve that is the
idea
even if he comes disguised we'll all
know who he is oh we will
how we know because he'll be the winner
and then we'll smurf him
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it's me darling dearest or wonder smurf
come in
ah my little buttercup getting ready for
the tournament i see
this tournament is my most brilliant
plan in a long string of brilliant plans
it's all the traffic that's robin smurf
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it is
i i mean oh that is a brilliant plan
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and do you know what sir flynn thinks
that you're a friend of robin sperf
isn't that ridiculous yes ridiculous
just think once robin's birth's out of
my hair we can marry won't that be
wonder smurf yes ridiculous ah
we'll be so happy together you're lucky
to have me maidens all over the
smurfedom would give their eye teeth to
marry me i mean look at what they're
getting
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ready
you're gonna win the tournament easy
robin yeah you're the smurfiest archer
in all of
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one of prince john's ridiculous strap oh
do not worry maid marion i'm going in
the sky
no robin he'll be waiting for you please
don't go not to worry mate marion after
all the peasants have a right to see my
brilliant archery right merry smurfs
right robin what can i tell you
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ah a ladies and gentle smiths the
smurfiest archer in the royal court
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the shadow of notting smith
gee uh all i gotta do is smurf that big
red knot right
that looks pretty simple
imbecile
oh yeah the arrow
how about a little enthusiasm peasants
all right
is there any smurf who can b*at that of
course me hmm
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sometimes i even amaze my smurf
only one smurf could have done that
that's robin's sperm arrest him
throw him in the dungeon
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and chain him that doesn't bother me
prince john
and chain his wrist no problem
and take his bow and arrow
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take his mirror
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no no anything but that your throw robin
smurf through through through you'll rot
in here for the rest of your days did
some smurf say rat
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foreign
not this show on the road brony
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if there's one thing i can't stand it's
peasants that eat well
search for smurf berries i'll try in
here i'll search the trash i'll check
the bed i'll look
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they here this from robin smurf arrest
them
oh no please we are innocent
train them with the others
when robin schmur finds out about this
he'll rescue us yes robin smurf he'll
save us
oh then you haven't heard
hi guys
ha so much for your robin smurf let's
smurf out of here
what do we smurf now we're not very many
smarts without loving i'm so worried
about robin i can't do anything i can't
eat i can't sleep i can't rhyme me too i
can't eat i can't eat they can't eat
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well that's not totally true
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marion what are you smurfing here this
time of night here put these clothes off
i have a plan to free robin
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let's get smurfing
ah free once more how lucky for the
world
so far so good robin no smurf has seen
us what kind of numb smurf would be up
at this time of night anyway
uh jay uh who are you smurfs uh we're uh
we're guard sheriff booming the
prisoners to another jail dee uh i
haven't heard anything about that don't
we look like guards yeah uh i guess so
too bad for you robin smurf you'll be in
jail forever
you're a heartless smurf sheriff
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made marion now that i've taken care of
that rogue robin smurf i feel i can ask
you something
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fine fine
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selflessly on your behalf
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what's our strategy robin strategy let's
smurf out of here
after them we can't let them smurf away
lower
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oh you're an inspiring sight robin robin
hurry we're trapped at the drawbridge
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some of these spots will never come out
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robin there's no smurf like you so true
little john so true
back here you brazen highway smurfs
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some smurf's going to pay for this and
she'll pay dearly
uh 12 35 and oh smurfy
oh it's not smurfy you need them smurf
ah by merry smurfs it's good to have me
back
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thank you my merry smurfs i love all of
you too did i say that
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robin
what's wrong noble peasant prince john
has thrown maine marine into the
tower yeah the tower he knows he helped
you escape this time prince john has
smurfed too far
now that i have divided the smurfedom in
half i shall tax this half ruthlessly
and this half mercilessly
ready robin
ready smurf away
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by the time my num smurf brother king
richard returns i shall have declared
myself king
long smurf the king
greetings miserable names
sir at your service get him
it's five against one robin smurf you
don't stand a chance
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we must be in heaven
could i get a recap one two three
ten
he stands against
chance now i'll say now we don't stand
the chance uh how about giving us a
couple of your guys
howard no smurfs gonna stop me
tie them up i must attend to some heroic
matters
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let me be king robin smurf if you know
what's smurfy for her
hi guys you'll never smurf me robin
spurf
oh you mean
hmm
anything i can help you with mary smith
king richard you're back
what's wrong with my back
just kidding
could you cut this funny fire the fate
of the entire spartan depends on it
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surrender
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robin smith my thanks for protecting my
royal subjects while i was away it was
the most i could do sire
oh robin you were wonders
i would wasn't that
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marion there's only one thing smurfier
than a kiss from you
and that's a kiss from me
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thank you thank you thank you my fellow
smurfs i appreciate your applause
because it tells me you know brilliance
when you see it i hate brains there was
only one flaw as i see it i should have
played robin smurf my foster stage
brainy yeah
vanity was so so but i would have
brought new life to the roll
after all what smurf is more dashing
and
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thank you thank you thank you
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