01x11 - Would You Wrather Be the Heart or the Hammer?

[bunniefuu]

Okay, Wratherheads,


today my sister and I asked you


if you'd rather be a human kite


or a human windmill?


And it looks like you picked kite.


Ollie, you ready to fly?


I'm going to high-five a bird!


No offense, Wratherheads,
but I give you...


Our biggest fan!


That's epic! Where did you get it?


I got a guy. We made a deal.


Speaking of deals. Fred! Now!


Here he is, all the way
from today's sponsor,


Shane's Breakfast Barn,
it's "Sunny Side-Fred."


There is nothing sunny about this.


Spin the sign, eggboy!


My foot!


I need a doctor!


Okay, hold on to your Ollies.


[Ollie]
Wee!


We provide so much joy to our viewers.


We really do. We're a good team.


You're both monsters!


And your brother is floating away.


Whoops! Pull in the rope!


He's coming in fast! Watch out, Fred!


[Ollie]
Catch me!


[screaming]


[theme music playing]


Would you rather lose your phone


Or give up pizza for a month


Share your diary with the world


Or have to eat it for your lunch


Sing out of tune to your friends


Or trip and fall into your crush


Shave your head, paint it red


Or use your dog's toothbrush


We need a little Q and A


Come on Wratherheads, play along


Would you rather do this


Would you rather do this


Or would you rather do that


Would you rather do that


Don't matter what we do


We're doing it with you


I'd rather do that


Ask the world
Would you rather do this


Would you rather do this


Or would you rather just dance


No matter what we do
We're doing it with you


I'd rather do that


Ask the world!


Would you rather do that?


Whoa.


Why is the snack shack all boarded up?


Are they shutting it down?


No! It can't be!


Those dino chicken nuggets
gave me these boulders.


Charlotte, what's going on?


Dinky's is done.


They're closing the rink down.


Uh, Karen.


I don't think you're supposed to take
the milkshake maker.


Good luck out there.


Stay in school.


Kenny G! Get the door!


That's Bobby Bonafonte, the new owner.


It was his dad's place, but he retired.


Now Bobby's turning it into
a shopping center and I'm out of a job.


But this is our hangout.


Where are we supposed
to waste time?


I don't want to waste time
at a shopping center.


What are we, animals?


I can't believe this.


I've played hockey here my whole life.


A puck knocked out my first tooth
right over there.


And I still feel bad about that.


Remember Mom and Dad used
to rent out this place for our birthdays?


And don't forget Captain Claw.


-Please no.
-Not again.


I can't.


My mortal enemy. The claw game.


So many quarters... not one prize.


Always laughing at me.
Hoping I'll go insane.


I think he got his wish.


Guys, we have to stop Bobby
from closing the rink.


Good luck changing his mind,
he's super cranky.


You're fired!


That's his son.


Kids. I've got some big news to share!


You got me a horse.


You're taking us to Hawaii?


On a horse!


No, but great guesses...


Oh, who am I kidding?
Ollie, look at a map.


You know that house
that no one in my office can sell?


Well, they're offering a bonus


to whoever can get it done.


So, I'm gonna use two
of my well-behaved children


to show how this neighborhood is
the perfect place to raise perfect kids.


He takes my rink, I take his head!


And, spoiler alert, it isn't them.


Congrats, you two, you got the job!


I'll pay you and you'll have
an excellent boss.


Who?


I may pay you a little less.


I'm in. What do you need us to do?


Just be yourselves...


and say exactly
what I've written on these pages.


What are these?


Scripts!


Polite and positive things to say
in front of potential buyers.


"Family time
is the most precious time of all"?


"I love cleaning my room"?


Who wrote this garbage?


Alright, so here's what I'm thinking.


The best way to keep the rink open


is to charm Bobby and let him know
how much the rink means to us.


That sounds lovely.


Aww, Cooper,
so sweet with your big heart.


You make me sick!


This is no time for flattery.


We gotta bring the hammer down
on this guy.


Ooh, that sounds lovely, too.


Who really responds to threats?


-Not me.
-Button it, squid lips.


Yes, ma'am.


Cami, you're dead wrong.


Being nice works.


We'll ask the Wratherheads
and they'll back me up!


Only thing they're gonna prove


is you don't know
what you're talking about.


Hey Wratherheads,
coming at you today with a big question:


Would you, attractive geniuses,


rather win someone over
with charm and kindness--


Or...


win them over
with strength and determination?


Vote now!


Oh, no.


Half the Wratherheads say be kind,


half say be strong.


It's a / split!


This has never happened before.


But they always give us an answer.


What are we gonna do?


I can't blame the Wratherheads.


I could never choose between you guys.


You're my best friend and you're my--


Don't say future wife.


I was going to say favorite neighbor,


but I like where your head's at.


Well...


There's only one way
to prove who's right.


Way ahead of you.


Two rounds. Prison rules.


Whoa. You're not taking any more teeth.


These pearly bad boys


are part of the charm
that's gonna save our rink.


And I'll do it on my own.


Not if I do it first. On my own.


Does this mean you guys
aren't working together?


I don't like this plan.


Who will I hang out with?


Who will I root for? I feel panicky.


Uh oh. Here comes the tummy juice!


Don't look at me!


And that brings us back
to the living room,


beautiful as advertised.


What a surprise, my children!


Hello, Mother.


Sorry we are late,
but we lost track of time


down at the newly renovated library


with plenty of parking.


Yes, I love eating books.


Reading books. You love reading books.


Do the lines right
or you're not getting paid.


Oliver, did you hear
about the new speed bumps?


I forgot my line.


Gross, there's that fish smell again.


Well, I think the house smells perfect.


I smell the fish.


I think Ollie rolled in something again.


No, it's you.


I used your girl bag
to clean my fish t*nk this morning.


Ollie! Why would you do that?


'Cause my script said
I like cleaning my room.


So I cleaned my room.


"Script"? He's a confused young man.


How would you like your face cleaned?


You'll have to catch me first.


[screaming]


[screaming]


We're going to leave now.


Wait, you forgot my card.


No, we didn't.


Cami, I'm here,
ready to support you.


I hate to break it to you,
but I don't need your help.


Oh, Cami. You don't always
have to be so brave.


Time to scare Bonafonte
with a little muscle.


Meet Tony.
[whistles]


I got a guy who got me
this bigger guy.


You don't need him. You have me.


[growls]


But maybe Tony can fill in
while I take care of this hand cramp.


[snaps]


Mr. Bonafonte? Meet my friend, Tony.


Tony hates when I don't get my way.


And my way is keeping our rink open.


Show him what you do, big guy.


I'm impressed.


You really made me rethink this...


which is why I'm gonna pay this guy


double whatever you paid him


to help me clear out this dump.


'K, that was very misleading.


Your first task is taking this brat
out of my building.


She's banned. For life.


Okay, I'm not going anywhere.


And here I go.


Leaving so soon?


[mocking]
"Leaving so soon?"


Coop! I'm here, ready to support you.


Just watch me do
what Cami couldn't.


Mr. Bonafonte? Cooper Wrather.


I see we both go
to the school of awesome hair.


Go away.


So how long has your family owned
this beloved hockey rink?


Forty-five soul-crushing years.


Yes, magical, isn't it?


This rink saved me
from falling in with the wrong crowd!


I'll bet you have
some good memories of this place.


Not even one.


Freddie Two-Fists is what they called me!


Ignore him.


Look at all those other normal kids
out there having fun.


Don't you want that to continue?


Nope.


Ow!


Okay, now I'm not closing the rink
at the end of the month...


I'm closing it next week!


'K, that was very misleading.


My bad!


I feel terrible
that we messed things up for Mom.


I hope she like these cookies
we made her for her open house.


Oh, look, here are
my two wonderful children,


Oliver and Charlotte.


What?


Hello, mummy.


My brother Ollie and I
were just discussing our love


for the newly renovated library
with plenty of parking.


Yes, I love reading books.


Mrs. Wrather,
your children are absolutely lovely.


Whoa. Is that me from the future?


Man, I really let myself go.


No, Mom replaced us with actors
to help sell the house!


Well, we'll definitely be in touch.


Looking forward to getting an offer.


Woohoo! Great job, kiddos.


Here you go.


And how 'bout I take my amazing children


to dinner at Lenaguine's?


Sweet!


Not us, them!


So, how was everyone's day?


Absolutely splendid, mummy.


I forgot my line.


Moving on. Cooper, Cami?


Ask Cami if she's been forcibly removed
from any businesses lately.


Ask Cooper if he caused our hangout
to be shutdown even earlier.


Please stop fighting.


I'm an impressionable young man.


Fred's right.


What's our one rule at the table?


Sorry, I thought it was a silent one.


No, the other rule...


I'm taking you to the doctor.


The other rule is no fighting.


Well, I had a very productive day!
Thanks for asking.


I had new realty signs printed


and you know that house
no one can sell?


It's getting a lot of buzz!


Do you need Ollie and I
to come to tomorrow's showing


and pretend to be
your perfect children?


Oh. Thanks. I'm good.


Going with a new plan.


Workin' solo.


Solo? Did I imagine those two kids?


I gotta stop eating so many crayons.


Wait, what is this?


[gasps]


There they are!


I don't know what's going on.


Come on, Ollie.


I've got a plan to teach Mom a lesson.


But first, Mom's getting a mustache.


What are you doing?


I want the last piece of chicken.


-Let go!
-You let go!


Stop it! We know
this isn't about your mom's chicken.


It's like eating a tire!


The only way you can save the rink
is if you work together.


I never thought I'd say this,


but Fred may actually have a point.


Yeah, working apart
has just made things worse.


We only have hours
to figure this out.


Back to being a team?


How do we keep the rink open?


Think, Cooper, think.


Catch, Cooper, catch.


Check this out.


I might have a way
to take down Bonafonte!


[announcer]
Up next, from North Plains,


we have Bobby Bonafonte,
AKA "The Sapphire Flame."


The Sapphire Flame?


Wow. He sure looks happy out there.


[announcer]
And he now sets up for his signature jump,


the "Double Bonafonte."


Oh, my word,
we have a cr*ck on the ice!


Well, I think we have our answer
to why he hates the rink.


sh**t.


Millions of people
have already laughed at this video.


We can't even use it to humiliate him.


-No, but we can--
-Watch it again?


He tore his pants,
of course we're watching it again.


But we can also use it to remind him
of that smile he had out on the ice.


How is reliving
his worst moment


going to make him change his mind
about closing the rink?


Remember when we were younger,


you fell off your bike
and didn't want to ride it anymore?


So I rode it myself--


up and down the sidewalk for hours.


You made me feel
like I was missing out on something.


And then you got back on your bike.


That's what we're gonna do for Bobby--


remind him how much he loves skating.


But that was riding a bike.


What are you gonna do,


put on a pair of figure skates
and a sparkly outfit?


Cami...


that's exactly what I'm gonna do.


Now find me some blue satin
and five hundred sequins.


This town needs a hero.


Alright, last free skate,
you mindless sheep.


Doors close in minutes.


Forever!


What do you think you're doing?


Oh, hello.


Don't mind me, I'm just warming up
for the Double Bonafonte.


Someone lied
about having good memories here.


[whispering]
I saw the video.


Oh, so what are you gonna call me,


Bobby Butt-afonte?


Save your breath, I've heard them all.


It's not about the rip.


[whispering]
I saw your smile.


This could be you.


[whispering]
It should be you.


Stop whispering,
you're creeping me out.


Hey, you're not allowed in here.


I'm guessing
that thing's not allowed in here either.


With one call, I could have
all his friends in here.


Can't build a shopping center


if you have a serious rodent problem.


What do you want, annoying girl?


You're going to watch my brother


remind you how much
you loved to skate.


If it doesn't work, we'll leave you alone.


Fine. The Ice Whisperer
has five minutes.


Prepare to be inspired.


I'm just warming up.


One thing that makes
this neighborhood perfect


is that we're all
very friendly and welcoming.


Hey, everyone.


Go away! I mean, hi.


Oh, hello, Mrs. Wrather.


Care to introduce us?


Yes, of course.


This is, uh...


Um...


The next door neighbors.


I'm Lily Van Fruitcup.
And my little brother--


Fart Doctor.


Yup, those are the names
your mother gave you.


And what a wonderful mother she is.


She would never do something shady like,


say, replace us with actors.


That's a weird thing to say.


Thanks for stopping by.


Oh, we're not leaving.


Mom wanted to come in and say hi.


[Charlotte]
Mom!


Hey, Mom! Can I have a snack?


Sure, have some cheese.


Bet you can't finish
the can in one pull.


Some people won't let you have
a whole can of cheese


because it might keep you
from pooping for a week.


So, uh, this place
have cameras or what?


Slow down, Karen.


We're here to give my mom
a taste of her own medicine,


not make her lose a sale.


Got it. Oh. These are free, right?


So, Mom, you were gonna teach us
how to drive, right?


Nothin' to teach.


Fire it up and try
to stay off the sidewalk.


Nope, uh-uh, I'm shutting this down.


You win.


These aren't my real kids,
they're hired actors.


Fruitcup and Fart Man are mine.


A little respect. It's Doctor.


I just wanted to pretend
my family was perfect,


but clearly we're not.


Sorry.


Don't be sorry,
we love this neighborhood.


But our kids are such nightmares,


we thought they'd stick out.


Looks like they'll fit right in.


We'll take it.


Works for me.


Um, whoever that is,


she's taking the coffee maker.


Get that back!


Look at him skate, folks.


Such grace, such poise--


[screaming]


Is this bringing back
any good memories?


Nope.


Then I'm gonna keep skating.


You play hockey. What's wrong?


I'm out of my element.


The figure skates,


the spins, the sequins.


Okay, I'm kind of liking the sequins.


I'm a disco ball.


No... Just... No.



And you need to stop whatever this is
because it's not working.


Cooper doesn't stop.


It's time to bring out
our secret w*apon.


[whispering]
The Double Bonafonte.


Just because you whisper it,
doesn't mean you can do it!


This sportscaster
has never seen courage like this!


Ladies and gentlemen,


Cooper Wrather will now attempt


the Double Bonafonte.


He can't pull that off!


He's gonna butcher
my signature move!


Wee! I'm The Sapphire Flame!


There's no "wee"
in the Double Bonafonte.


Whoa!


This is gonna be great
when I stream it to the world.


Put that away.


I will not see
the Double Bonafonte tarnished again!


Time to show them how it's done.


It still fits.


Does it?


Twin Flames?
North Plains is alive tonight!


Tag out, kid.


and watch the real
Sapphire Flame light it up.


Look at him on the ice,


The Sapphire Flame
has finally come home.


[Fred] Here comes the approach...


[applause]


-He did it!
-Amazing!


I'm alive again!


Long live Dinky's!


Congratulations,
looks like your big heart saved the rink.


Hey, it took the hammer to get him
to stay here and watch.


This is one sports reporter


who's not afraid to cry on the job.


That was magnificent!


Hey, kids.


I found an even better family
to put on my signs.


-It looks great, Mom!
-Yeah, it does.


I'm mid-sneeze!


Don't worry, sweetie,
no one looks at billboards.


So anyway, I believe we have


an ice rink staying open to celebrate?


[all]
Woohoo!


And I only bruised two ribs!


[all]
Woohoo!


Why do I keep having this feeling
like I forgot something?


So we meet again, Captain Claw.


Ooh, a toy raccoon!


You're so lifelike.


It's happening!


I'm actually gonna win!


Come here, little guy.


I did it!


-[raccoon snarling]
-[screaming]


The raccoon.


That's what I forgot.


Whee!