- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[surf rock]
♪♪
[ominous music]
♪♪
[maniacal laughter]
- Game over, Ace Savvy
and One-Eyed Jack!
- Think again, Wild Card Willy!
I've got a few more cards
up my sleeve.
[horn honking]
- All right girls,
let's deal with these losers.
♪♪
- Eep! Get them!
- You take the baby.
I'll take the princess.
- Excuse you.
I am the queen.
- Aah!
- [grunts]
- Aah!
- Get ready to do
the bad-guy shuffle.
[electric guitar]
- No aces in this hole.
[footsteps running]
- pick-up!
- Or more precisely, six.
Make that seven.
- Hey guys,
check out my new outfit.
It's perfect for fall weather
and springing into action!
Ugh, these belts are so ' s.
- Wild Card's getting away!
- Hey, Willy, go fish!
- Aah!
Wah!
- I see your bet and raise you!
[laughs]
- Willy, why do you always
have to play dirty cards?
- 'Cause that's the only way
to clean up.
So, I guess it's off to jail
for me.
[together] The end.
- That was sick!
- Awesome!
- Where'd you get the idea
for all those
butt-kicking super ladies?
- From my sisters.
They've always got my back.
Except for Lola.
You never turn your backon Lola.
- So if you fellas win
the contest,
they'll make this here
into a real Ace Savvy comic?
- And we'll get to meet
the creator, Bill Buck!
- Bill Buck!
- Well, I think your comic's
totally gonna win.
- Darn tootin'.
- Word.
- Loud, McBride, school time is
meant for learning,
not for doodling
degenerate fantasies.
This trash belongs to me now.
- But Principal Huggins,
you can't take our comic!
- Oh, and now you're
giving me sass?
That's detention!
Today. Till : .
- But we have to get
to the post office by : .
That's the contest deadline.
- Oh, I didn't realize.
I'll just give it back to you.
Not!
I've got just the thing
to keep those doodling hands
of yours busy:
cleaning erasers.
- But we're not criminals.
All we did was make a comic.
And we're getting it back.
[grunting]
Dang it. He locked us in
from the outside.
- [snarls]
- Okay, plan B:
we'll sharpen a bunch of pencils
and dig our way out.
- Or I could just pick the lock.
Not that your idea wasn't great.
- Lola?
Why are you busting us out?
- 'Cause we heard about Huggins
confiscating your comic book.
- The one starring me
as Queen of Diamonds.
- And me as The Royal Flush.
- You think we're gonna let
some power-tripping principal
take away our chance
to get famous?
- Sweet! Now we just got
to find a way
to sneak into Huggins' office
and get our comic back.
- Maybe we can use your pencils.
- Forget that. Hop on.
- I tried, buddy.
We got to find a way to get
Huggins out of his office.
- It's taken care of.
- Principal Huggins!
Principal Huggins!
We have got a situation
in the gym!
- Aah!
[bats squeaking]
- I'm on it!
- Now we have
to distract Cheryl.
- It's taken care of.
- Hello, Cheryl.
I took the liberty
of assessing the school budget,
and encountered numerous
instances of wasteful spending.
- Oh, that's very cute, sweetie,
but I'm sure everything here is
in order.
- Item one:
the two dozen fresh cut roses
you sent to yourself
on Secretary's Day.
Put on a pot of coffee,
sweetie.
We're gonna be here a while.
- Come on. Come on.
Where is it?
- There!
- Problem solved, Cheryl.
We got rid of the bats,
and Coach is resting comfortably
after his rabies sh*t.
I'm headed home for the day.
You can let Loud and McBride out
of detention at : ,
but only if the erasers are
clean.
- [gasps] Oh, no!
Huggins just took our comic
home with him!
- And worse: we didn't finish
cleaning the erasers!
- There goes Huggins!
How are we gonna catch up
to him?
- It's taken care of.
- Lincoln, where have you been?
The post office closes
in minutes!
- Change of plans.
Principal Huggins has the comic.
Follow that golf cart,
High Card.
- Let's rock, dudes!
[rock music]
♪♪
- [humming]
♪ Ooh girl
♪ If I could
ooh girl ♪
- I got eyes on the comic.
- Yeesh!
- Raccoon!
[all shouting]
[horn honks]
- Move it, lady!
- Oh, am I going too slow
for you?
[beeping]
- Guys, we're literally
losing him!
- Don't worry.
He won't give us the slip.
- ♪ Ooh girl
do-do-do ♪
Whoa!
Whoa-oh-oh!
- We still have five minutes
to get it to the post office.
- Let's roll.
- And rock!
[rock music]
[thump]
Dudes, I can't play action music
if there's no action.
- Bad news, guys.
We pushed Vanzilla too hard.
[together] No!
- Hey, guys,
check out the new look!
- Leni, this isn't the time
to talk about fashion.
♪♪
- I never thought I'd say this,
but good thinking, Leni.
- I got the idea from Lincoln's
coloring book.
- Thanks for the tow!
[pig oinks]
- Just hurry up
and make us famous!
[together] This needs
to be mailed by four o'clock.
What are you doing here?
- Is that a comic book?
- A what? No.
I mean, shouldn't you boys be
in detention?
- It is a comic book.
"The Adventures of Ace Savvy
and the Principal Valiant"
by Wilbur T. Huggins.
- [gasps] You're entering
the Ace Savvy contest?
- And your name is Wilbur?
- Look!
New commemorative stamps!
Aah! Oof!
- So that's why you confiscated
our comic book
and put us in detention:
to knock us out of the running!
- Okay, okay, I did it,
but I had to.
When I heard
how great your comic was,
I knew mine wouldn't
stand a chance.
- But, sir, why is a comic book
contest so important to you?
You're a successful
school administrator.
You've got your own golf cart.
- Yes, it's true.
I have it all.
But it wasn't always this way.
When I was your age,
I didn't have a lot of friends.
But I had Ace.
Yeah! Get 'em, Ace!
Way to deal out some justice!
[baseball bat thwacks]
[all laughing]
- Look at him!
- Those comics meant the world
to me.
I wanted to win the contest
so I could meet Bill Buck
and thank him for getting me
through a lonely childhood.
But I went too far.
I'm sorry, boys.
You deserve to win. Not me.
As Ace Savvy would say,
deal me out.
- Wow. I guess there's more
to Huggins than meets the eye.
- Yeah. And his story
just gave me an idea.
both: Principal Huggins, wait!
- Oh, yes, of course.
You'll need my administrator ID
to report me
to the school board.
- No!
We're not reporting anyone.
Clyde and I get it.
Ace has gotten us
through some tough times too.
- Yeah, like when Lori
first got together with Bobby.
It was a rainy Tuesday.
I wore suede shoes.
That was a mistake.
- I think he gets the idea,
Clyde.
And we're not mad,
because you just gave us
a much better ending
for our comic.
- I did?
- You did.
But we got to hurry.
We only have a minute.
- I think I can buy you
a few minutes.
[jazz music]
- I'm sorry, sir.
We're closing.
Ooh.
- Hello, Mrs... Lee, is it?
I believe your son Wyatt
attends my school.
How would he like
a little extra recess?
Maybe a get-out-of-gym pass?
- Willy, why do you always have
to play dirty cards?
- I'm not an evil guy.
I was just dealt a bad hand.
As a lonely kid, the only game
I knew was solitaire.
So I guess it's off to jail
for me.
- I have a better idea.
[tires screech]
- The Old Maid's making off
with the jackpot!
- You'll never catch me, Savvy!
[laughs]
- Oh, I wouldn't be so sure,
'cause we've got a new cardto play.
Especially when we learn
Wild Card was a lonely kid.
I read a lot of entries
with great action sequences,
but none with this kind
of heart.
- It was inspired
by our principal here.
He really wanted to meet you.
- Sir, it is an honor.
I just never--
ah, this is the best day of my--
[sighs]
- Hey, what did you think
of the Queen of Diamonds?
Wasn't she your favorite part?
Here. Let me show you some
of my ideas for an action figure
and a bed sheet set.
[all shouting at once]
- Whoa. This is kind of
a full house.
[upbeat music]
♪♪
[bird tweeting]
[cat meows]
- Hey, guys, we're home!
- How's my Felis catus?
- Oh, you're so cute!
I love you so much!
- Yes, you are!
- Sit, Charles.
Now shake.
Now play dead.
- Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...
- Get the dot! Go get the dot!
- I'm trying,
but it's going too fast!
[baby laughing]
- Guys! Guess what I found!
[dog whimpers]
- Ooh! Pretty earmuffs. Give me!
- They're not earmuffs.
This is a dog.
I found it wandering
in the park.
It doesn't have a collar.
all: Aww!
[all speaking at once]
- Are you hungry, little guy?
- Dudes, we should give him
a treat.
- I was literally just going
to say that.
Except for the "dudes" part.
[dog barks]
[dog barks, cat meows]
[bird tweets, hamster squeaks]
- Aw, sorry, guys.
You can have treats anytime.
Right now this poor lost doggie
is hungry.
[all groan]
- Aww!
- Lay your weary head
to rest, brah.
- Uh, that's his butt.
- Bogus.
[cat meows]
- Ow, Cliff! No claws.
- Ahh. I loaned the puppy
my toothbrush,
so now we're both ready for bed.
- Well, too bad he's sleepingwith me.
- I don't want to get ruff
with you,
but he's sleeping with me.
- Nuh-uh!
He's sleeping in my bed!
- False!
[whistle blows]
- Fear not, siblings.
I have the solution.
There are eight hours of sleep
and eleven siblings
who desire to share
their slumber
with the adorable canine.
Therefore, said canine will
spend . minutes in each bed.
all: Agreed!
- Sorry, buddy.
I got to keep this spot free
for my . minutes.
[dog whimpers]
- Sorry, Walt.
- Sorry, Cliff.
- Sorry, Geo.
[dog groans]
[meowing, squeaking, chirping]
- [barking]
- Pets for sale!
Come get your pre-owned,
previously loved pets!
[cat yowling]
[cat yowls]
[animals cheer]
[whispering]
- [whistles]
- [barking]
[glass shatters]
- [gasps] Our wedding present
from Aunt Ruth!
I have been wanting to get rid
of that ugly thing for years,
but I felt too guilty.
You get a treat.
Oops, that's your butt.
- [humming]
You ate the whole thing? Oh!
Finally someone who appreciates
my liverwurst, shrimp,
and hot mayo casserole!
[sighs] Usually,
eating it's a one way ticket
to the sink or toilet, huh?
[stomachs growl]
- [gasps, then giggles]
- [barks]
[barks]
[barks]
[all speaking at once]
foreboding music]
♪♪
- [gasps]
Look at those muddy paws!
- You know what that means!
all: Bath time!
- I'll grab my loofah!
- Yeah!
- Look at this little puppy!
- [barks]
- Green Mile Pet Sanctuary.
This is Schmitty.
How may I help you?
- [barking]
- You sound like a stray,
little doggie.
Keep on barking
so I can track your location.
- [barks]
- Got you!
- [barking]
- [whistles]
- [whines]
- Schmitty, this is Corinne.
Got your stray. Over.
[engine revs]
[peaceful music]
- We'll return
to the : movie after this.
- Here at the
Green Mile Pet Sanctuary,
we need your help.
All of these cute little
animals need a home.
For just the cost
of a cup of coffee,
you could save the life of an
adorable, helpless friend.
Won't you adopt one today?
Green Mile Pet Sanctuary.
- [barking]
[adventure music]
♪♪
- [meows]
- [meowing]
♪♪
[phone rings]
- Green Mile Pet Sanctuary.
This is Schmitty.
How can I help you?
What the heck?
all: Shh!
- [whimpers]
[barks]
[barks]
all: Shh!
- Cheap, crummy monitors.
Mmm, like those lumps.
Hey! Get back here!
Doh!
♪♪
- Oh, yeah! Corinne for the win!
Schmitty, this is Corinne.
Over.
I apprehended the fugitive
and his accomplices.
We're gonna need
four more cages. Over.
[maniacal laughter]
Over.
[growling and screeching]
[heroic music]
♪♪
- What? Oh, no, you don't.
[tires squeal]
[laughter]
Whoa!
- [barks]
- [laughs]
Nice try, you little
troublemakers.
[thud]
[laughs] Got you!
You got to get up pretty early
in the mor--
- [barking]
- Well, yeah, that one,
but he'll get his.
[dark music]
Oh, but don't you worry.
I'll find that--
- [snarling]
- Huh?
[heroic music]
Ow!
[screaming]
- Well, Clyde hasn't seen them.
- Neither has Bobby.
Come on. We have to go look
for them.
Everyone, bring your posters.
- I don't know what I'm gonna do
if we don't find them! [crying]
- Whilst I normally view animals
as mere test subjects,
those little guys are family.
[all crying]
[dog barks]
- Sometimes I can still
hear them.
[all crying]
[dog barking]
Wait!
[all cheering]
- [whining]
[all speaking at once]
- You, too, new puppy!
Get in here.
You're part of our family, too.
[together]
You're an official Loud.
[doorbell rings]
- Hi. My name's Clare.
I'm looking for my dog.
He slipped out of his collar,
and--Watterson!
There you are!
I've missed you!
Oh! How I've missed you!
He's my best friend
in the whole wide world.
Thank you for taking care
of him.
- It was literally our pleasure.
- Aw, looks like you're
going home, little dude.
- Uh, Luna, that's his butt.
- Bye, Watterson.
I'm sorry you won't be a Loud,
but I'm glad
your friend found you.
- [barks]
- Come on, Watterson.
Time to get you home.
all: Bye!
- We'll miss you!
- Love you!
- Come on, Watterson!
Come on, boy!
- We're so glad you're home.
How about we all go to the
kitchen for a nice big treat?
- Does anyone know
why my slide projector was
in Charles' dog house?
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house
02x20 & 02x21 - Pulp Friction/Pets Peeved
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.